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Chapter 1.LIV.—The inscription set upon the great gate of Theleme

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Chapter 1.LV.—What manner of dwelling the Thelemites had

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Chapter 1.LVI.—How the men and women of the religious order of Theleme were apparelled

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Chapter 1.LVII.—How the Thelemites were governed, and of their manner of living

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Chapter 1.LVIII.—A prophetical Riddle

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Chapter 1.XLIV.—How the Monk rid himself of his keepers, and how Picrochole's forlorn hope was defeated

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Chapter 1.XLV.—How the Monk carried along with him the Pilgrims, and of the good words that Grangousier gave them

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Chapter 1.XLVI.—How Grangousier did very kindly entertain Touchfaucet his prisoner

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Chapter 1.XLVII.—How Grangousier sent for his legions, and how Touchfaucet slew Rashcalf, and was afterwards executed by the command of Picrochole

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Chapter 1.XLVIII.—How Gargantua set upon Picrochole within the rock Clermond, and utterly defeated the army of the said Picrochole

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Chapter 1.XLIX.—How Picrochole in his flight fell into great misfortunes, and what Gargantua did after the battle

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Chapter 1.L.—Gargantua's speech to the vanquished

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Chapter 1.LI.—How the victorious Gargantuists were recompensed after the battle

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Chapter 1.LII.—How Gargantua caused to be built for the Monk the Abbey of Theleme

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Chapter 1.LIII.—How the abbey of the Thelemites was built and endowed

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Chapter 1.XXXVI.—How Gargantua demolished the castle at the ford of Vede, and how they passed the ford

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Chapter 1.XXXVII.—How Gargantua, in combing his head, made the great cannon-balls fall out of his hair

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Chapter 1.XXXVIII.—How Gargantua did eat up six pilgrims in a salad

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Chapter 1.XXXIX.—How the Monk was feasted by Gargantua, and of the jovial discourse they had at supper

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Chapter 1.XL.—Why monks are the outcasts of the world; and wherefore some have bigger noses than others

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Chapter 1.XLI.—How the Monk made Gargantua sleep, and of his hours and breviaries

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Chapter 1.XLII.—How the Monk encouraged his fellow-champions, and how he hanged upon a tree

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Chapter 1.XLIII.—How the scouts and fore-party of Picrochole were met with by Gargantua, and how the Monk slew Captain Drawforth (Tirevant.), and then was taken prisoner by his enemies

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Chapter 1.XXIV.—How Gargantua spent his time in rainy weather

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Chapter 1.XXV.—How there was great strife and debate raised betwixt the cake-bakers of Lerne, and those of Gargantua's country, whereupon were waged great wars

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Chapter 1.XXVI.—How the inhabitants of Lerne, by the commandment of Picrochole their king, assaulted the shepherds of Gargantua unexpectedly and on a sudden

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Chapter 1.XXVII.—How a monk of Seville saved the close of the abbey from being ransacked by the enemy

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Chapter 1.XXVIII.—How Picrochole stormed and took by assault the rock Clermond, and of Grangousier's unwillingness and aversion from the undertaking of war

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Chapter 1.XXIX.—The tenour of the letter which Grangousier wrote to his son Gargantua

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Chapter 1.XXX.—How Ulric Gallet was sent unto Picrochole

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Chapter 1.XXXI.—The speech made by Gallet to Picrochole

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Chapter 1.XXXII.—How Grangousier, to buy peace, caused the cakes to be restored

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Chapter 1.XXXIII.—How some statesmen of Picrochole, by hairbrained counsel, put him in extreme danger

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Chapter 1.XXXIV.—How Gargantua left the city of Paris to succour his country, and how Gymnast encountered with the enemy

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Chapter 1.XXXV.—How Gymnast very souply and cunningly killed Captain Tripet and others of Picrochole's men

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Chapter 1.XIII.—How Gargantua's wonderful understanding became known to his father Grangousier, by the invention of a torchecul or wipebreech

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Chapter 1.XIV.—How Gargantua was taught Latin by a Sophister

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Chapter 1.XV.—How Gargantua was put under other schoolmasters

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Chapter 1.XVI.—How Gargantua was sent to Paris, and of the huge great mare that he rode on; how she destroyed the oxflies of the Beauce

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Chapter 1.XVII.—How Gargantua paid his welcome to the Parisians, and how he took away the great bells of Our Lady's Church

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Chapter 1.XVIII.—How Janotus de Bragmardo was sent to Gargantua to recover the great bells

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Chapter 1.XIX.—The oration of Master Janotus de Bragmardo for recovery of the bells

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Chapter 1.XX.—How the Sophister carried away his cloth, and how he had a suit in law against the other masters

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Chapter 1.XXI.—The study of Gargantua, according to the discipline of his schoolmasters the Sophisters

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Chapter 1.XXII.—The games of Gargantua

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Chapter 1.XXIII.—How Gargantua was instructed by Ponocrates, and in such sort disciplinated, that he lost not one hour of the day

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Chapter 1.III.—How Gargantua was carried eleven months in his mother's belly

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Chapter 1.IV.—-How Gargamelle, being great with Gargantua, did eat a huge deal of tripes

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Chapter 1.V.—The Discourse of the Drinkers

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Chapter 1.VI.—How Gargantua was born in a strange manner

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Chapter 1.VII.—After what manner Gargantua had his name given him, and how he tippled, bibbed, and curried the can

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Chapter 1.VIII.—How they apparelled Gargantua

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Chapter 1.IX.—The colours and liveries of Gargantua

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Chapter 1.X.—Of that which is signified by the colours white and blue

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Chapter 1.XI.—Of the youthful age of Gargantua

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Chapter 1.XII.—Of Gargantua's wooden horses

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Poems and Prologue

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Chapter 1.I.—Of the Genealogy and Antiquity of Gargantua

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Chapter 1.II.—-The Antidoted Fanfreluches: or, a Galimatia of extravagant Conceits found in an ancient Monument