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Diary of a 30 something, single, slightly insane bitch just trying to have fun and find a man without enough audacity to break the camels back. I wish the stories were fake but they’re real so just laugh with or at me on my coping mechanisms. Besides men, we’ll talk self-care, sex and how adulting is fucking hard. Buckle up bitches.
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The Most Important Cheese
I have a real close knit relationship with this cheese right now. Also, let’s wine about it without drinking any wine….also, did you know Houston is basically equivalent to a 3rd world country in their water quality? Who knew.
Chicken Nuggies + RenFest Staycation
What could be better than a chicken nuggie and a recap of our little romantic *staycation*. I don’t know if it was romantic but it was fun. Have y’all heard of RenFest? It’s WILD. Know what else is wild? People who don’t think boneless wings and chicken nuggies are the same thing. I said it. Enjoy.
Impress the best: Lasagna Soup
When I tell you this lasagna soup is one of my best works, I’m not kidding. Even if you are lazy and barely cook, you can make this. We also took a sharp left to hotdogs which is weird cuz she’s completely sober. Make sure you submit your new *rebrand ideas* and if you want to grab my #thrivemarket code, I got you!
Oh. I’m alive
Oh hey guys. I’m not dead. Didn’t get abducted in Mexico. Might try something new.....
#GLaM Diaries Entry 30: The Brows and the Suitcase
God, the commitment heightens. One suitcase? ONE?! I can’t. I got new eyebrows, hate spending money and I’m drinking tequila. Pray I don’t kill a bear in Mexico.
#GLaM Diaries Entry 29: Boundaries.
A decision has been made. It’s a weird one for me and you can all listen to how I’m feeling about it. Also the heavy hitting discussion on if social media total fucks relationships and expectations. Please, let’s count how many times I say boundaries this episode. Oh. And an A-1 tequila review for ya. #sponsormeEspolon
#GLaM Diaries Entry 28: Hot girl Summer is here
Hotttttt girl summer is here...and ya girl can’t participate. JK I’m gonna do it. We have a crisis to chat about and how dob you handle friends in a relationships? Can girls have guy friends? Can guys have girl friends? When do you introduce? Do you only do couple things? (YUCK) Also! Another Tequila Review just in time for Mexico 🇲🇽 gotta keep it right & tight for #hotgirlsummer
#GLaM Diaries Entry 27: What are we?
The age old question. What. Are. We. Some people dread it. But should you?! This should be communicated minute one. You can always change your mind like me LOL
#GLaM Diaries Entry 26: Fight or Flights?
Will we fight on the flight or will love take flight? OOFFFFF she’s not ready. Not ready at all. Let’s talk baecation, lingerie and tequila because, viva la Mexico.
#GLaM Diaries Entry 25: Sex injury
Yep. You read that right. What’s your craziest sex injury? I can’t even move because I guess I’m fragile. Updates on Bear and how camping went...
#GLaM Diaries Entry 24: This one is dark
3 words. Guy Fieri, DMX, Bear Grilz. This episode gets dark but hey way to switch it up a bit. She deserves a 48 hr dateline special that’s for sure.
#GLaM Diaries Entry 23: The Post Holiday Desperation Text
Have you heard of it? Have you gotten one? Well you’ll hear about my experience. Men are really so predictable yet so confusing. Oh. We also have a new character.
#GLaM Diaries Entry 22: Breaking the Rules
She’s nothing but a rebel. Breaking her own god damn rules 🤦🏻♀️ . Are rules meant to be broken? Also my thoughts on first date pick ups and how important is sex in a relationship? #wineaboutit gets wild.
#GLaM Diaries Entry 21: 2am Texts
What adult is raging on St Pattys day? Well I’ll tell ya. Our favorite characters are back and acting a fool and I have the best #wineaboutit for you!
#GLaM Diaries Entry 20: Fucking Gerald
Fucking Gerald? Or Fucking Gerald!!! It’s all in the punctuation. Excuse the late drop, #contentisking.
#GLaM Diaries Entry 19: I’m broken
Plz send help. A therapist? Something. Wine is not enough, but we do have a killer wine review. One to surely impress all you’re classy friends. Hamburger helper strikes again and why I hate external gratification.
#GLaM Diaries Entry 18: Oops I did it again
I made 2 major mistakes the last two weeks. Oopsie. This week I’m spilling on my Vday that did not include the V & another oopsie with hamburger helper. Lawd help me.
#GLaM Diaries Entry 17: Vday is for Vaginas
Ahhhh Valentine’s Day. For the lovers. Good thing I love myself because that’s all the loving I’m gonna get. Also you’ll never believe the HORROR stories from Vdays past.
#GLaM Diaries Entry 16: So I Creep, YEAAAHHH
God, I talk so much shit about creeps but whose the real creep? I’m having a basic mental break down so TUNE IN and help me sort out my emotions. Oh and a LONG awaited #WineAboutIt review!
#GLaM Diaries Entry 15: Cuddle me Lil Shrimpy
Cuddles kill. Always getting stuck with lil shrimpy when you keep those walls up. Have you been there? We also discuss this weeks episode of the Bachelor and the absolute garbage that it is. Also, her health and wellness journey continues.
#GLaM Diaries Entry 14: True or False
Let’s play a little game. True or False, truth or dare. Whatever 😂 I’m spilling the tea on the most asked questions. Also buckle up, WINE ABOUT IT is back. Kind of.
#GLaM Diaries Entry 13: Is cum #whole30 LOL
I hosted my own episode of the bachelorette, air vibes, crazy kink, and open mouth makeouts. A lot of weird stuff going on this week. Hamburger helper is back and not backing down. Pray for me during no Dicks no drinks January.
#GLaM Diaries Entry 12: Is it a full moon?
What’s happening in the universe because the Dicks are coming out of hiding. Hamburger helper is on one & Oh and I will tell you how to change your life with my new bestie courtesy of the best porn site by women for women! Ya. Porn. I said it. Sue me.
#GLaM Diaries Entry 11: 2021 She is Health
It’s 2021 so we’re manifesting extreme health and a boyfriend. Also Hambuger Helper is B A C K. Hop on this journey of No Dicks No Drinks January with me! Cheers with fucking water to Season 2!
#GLaM Diaries Entry 10: No Dicks No Drinks 2021
Hey you ho ho hoes! We dive right in this week with #wineaboutit and my deep dark family Christmas traditions and we talk about my 2021 aspirations which include no dick or drinks. Sounds like a terrible ideas. Cheers to 2021 bitches.
#GLaM Diaries Entry 9: A 2020 Recap
Let’s recap the flaming dumpster fire my life was in 2020. I run down the best and worst characters of 2020. The good, the bad, the ugly and chubby. I also shout out my favorite podcasters and inspo of 2020 and the gift that keeps giving.
#GLaM Diaries Entry 8: The Secret Lover
Doesn’t everyone have a secret lover? This week we discuss mine. I guess he’s not a secret anymore. Also flash backs of high school dick game & pubes.
#GLaM Diaries Entry 7: Adulting fucking sucks
Let’s face it. Adulting fucking sucks. This week I rant about how it’s all down hill after 31 and how if I don’t eat a vegetable I’m going to turn into the Michelin man. ALSO...adult Christmas gifts? Why. We have our own money && my genius input on why men don’t chase women.
#GLaM Diaries Entry 6: Holidate
Gobble gobble! Whose alone for the holidays?!? Solution, holidate! I also talk about playing house and the balls your man won’t be able to resist.
#GLaM Diaries Entry 5: 2020 Shitstorm is my bad
The insane shitstorm of 2020 may or may not have been my fault. This week I go into my insane start to the year 2020 and I apologize in advance but you will spit out any drinks you may be consuming during this episode. Also my fucking boots are coming out and no gifts for the holidaze!
#GLaM Diaries Entry 4: Mask-fishing
Mask-fishing is the new hat-fishing. I’m into that too! This week I reveal the Firefighter & why my masculine energy is doomed forever. Oh. And why she’s not cumming.
#GLaM Diaries Entry 3: Cuff me, baby?
It’s coming up y’all. CUFFING SZN. I’m diving in. The cuff, the introduction, the dreaded question “Are you dating anyone” YUCK. Have you been cuffed?
#GLaM Diares Entry 2: Dear Diary, WTF
Dear Diary, what the fuck is wrong with men and why are this mans nipples exposed at a Pluckers at 1pm on a Thursday. Oh and my thoughts on Halloween sluts
#GLaM Diaries Entry 1: Welcome to the Shitshow
Alright y’all. It’s been a plan in the making for SO LONG. Now we can get real dirty. #GracesDatingChronicles kicks off with non-sexual/physical turn ons and what not the fuck to say to singles.