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Episode 157: Deathly Hallows Film Part 2

Ep 156 - Deathly Hallows Epilogue Live: Professional Broomstick Rider

Ep 155 - Deathly Hallows 36: Inferi Minions

Ep 154 - Deathly Hallows 36: Greg or Goyle

Ep 153 - Deathly Hallows 35.2: Heaven via Norfolk

Ep 152 - Deathly Hallows 35 Part 1: Victor Krang

Ep 151 - Deathly Hallows 34: Bellatrix’s Milky Breasts ft. Nayana

Ep 150 - Deathly Hallows 33: Twelve And A Half Shots Later ft. Nikita

Ep 149 - Deathly Hallows 32: Your Consequences Have Actions

Ep. 148 - Deathly Hallows 31.5: Lazy & Dumb

Ep 147 - Deathly Hallows 31: For Real This Time

New Podcast Announcement!

Ep 146 - Deathly Hallows 30: HOLE IN THE WALL!

Ep 145 - Deathly Hallows 29: Clamato Strikes Again

Ep 144- Deathly Hallows 28: This Do Be An Episode

Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: Driving Home To Norfolk

Ep 143 - Deathly Hallows 27: Conner4Real

Ep 142 - Deathly Hallows 26: Mmm Whatcha Say

Ep 141 - Deathly Hallows 25: Goodbye Eggman ft. Neil

Ep 140 - Deathly Hallows 24: Burying Donnie In A Shoebox ft. Neil

Ep 139 - Deathly Hallows Film Part 1: I Love Bullying Twelve Year-Olds

Ep 138 - Deathly Hallows 23: Two Dobbies Died ft. Nikita

Ep 137 - Deathly Hallows 22: Stop The Goats ft. Nikita

Ep. 136 - Deathly Hallows 20 & 21: The Invisibility Cloak's Glory Hole

Ep. 135 - Deathly Hallows 18 & 19: Let Them Eat Cake

Ep 134 - Deathly Hallows 17: Snakey Mrs B

Ep 133 - Deathly Hallows 16: She Whips It Out

Ep 132 - Deathly Hallows 15: They're Stinky, They're Smelly

Ep 131 - Deathly Hallows 14: Gregg 2 Electric Boogaloo (JAMES CORDEN TRIGGER WARNING!!!)

Ep 130 - Deathly Hallows 12 & 13: Kreature Shops Local

Ep 129 - Deathly Hallows 11: Pius Is Thicccc

Ep 128 - Deathly Hallows 10: It’s Todd’s World, We’re Just Living In It

Ep 127 - Deathly Hallows 8 & 9: YMC(GAY)

Ep 126 - Deathly Hallows 6 & 7: The Ghoul's Toupee

Ep 125 - Deathly Hallows 4 & 5: Ted McDreamy Tonks

Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: Charlie Abuses Todd

Ep 124 - Deathly Hallows 2 & 3: Chicken Wine

Ep 123 - Deathly Hallows 1: Slitty Little Crevice

Ep 122 - Half Blood Prince: Howlers

Ep 121 - Half Blood Prince Film: I Laughed So Hard I Queefed

Ep. 120 - Half Blood Prince 30: Dumbledore's Poolside Funeral

Ep 119 - Half Blood Prince 29: Hogwart’s Morgue

Ep 118 - Half Blood Prince 28: Real Wizards Wear Long-Johns

Ep 117 - Half Blood Prince 27: Avoodle Kadoozle

Ep 116 - Half Blood Prince 26: BYOB (Bring Your Own Boat) ft. Witch Please

Ep 115 - Half Blood Prince 25: I’ve Seen Harry Potter’s Ballsack

Ep 114 - Half Blood Prince 24: Hannah Eats Charlie

Ep 113 - Half Blood Prince 23 Part 2: If I Piss, You Piss ft. Neil

Ep 112 - Half Blood Prince 23 Part 1: Charlie Eats Corn ft. Neil (ew)

Ep 111 - Half Blood Prince 22: Draco’s Lost His Tits

Ep 110 - Half Blood Prince 21: Sarah J Maas Might Be A Furry

Ep 109 - Half Blood Prince 20: Hand Puppet Penis

Ep 108 - Half Blood Prince 19: I Will Go Down With This Ship

Ep 107 - Half Blood Prince 18: Em’s Not A Nice Person

Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: It's Christmas, Fuck John Mayor

Ep 106 - Half Blood Prince 17: Everyone Loves A Sexy Orphan

Ep 105 - Half Blood Prince 16: Harry's Maggot Hair

Ep 104 - Half Blood Prince 15: Unicum

Ep 103 - Half Blood Prince 14: Eat The Fucking Canaries ft. Swish & Flick

Ep 102 - Half Blood Prince 13: For Alex

Ep 101 - Half Blood Prince 12: Virgin And Buried ft. The Gayly Prophet

Ep 100 - Half Blood Prince 11: LIVE FROM LEAKYCON! - Disgusting Creature & Where To Discover Them

Ep 99 - Half Blood Prince 10: I Don’t Care If They’re Stuck In The Washing Machine, Put Your Penis Away

Ep 98 - Half Blood Prince 9: Mr Big Schlong ft. Nikita

Ep 97 - Half Blood Prince 8: Tubby Custard Love

Ep 96 - Half Blood Prince 7: Possessed By A Seagull

Ep 95 - Half Blood Prince 6: Big Nose Sexy Man

Ep 94 - Half Blood Prince 5 (Part 2): Harry’s Morning Wood ft. Flyte

Ep 93 - Half Blood Prince 5 (Part 1): Just Blow On It, You're A Wizard! ft. Flyte

Ep 92 - Half Blood Prince 4: Horace Slughorn Is In Your Walls

Ep 91 - Half Blood Prince 3: Hannah Drinks Covid & Fecal Matter

Ep 90 - Half Blood Prince 2: For Abby

Ep 89 - Half Blood Prince 1: Really Dangerous Soup

Ep 88 - Order of the Phoenix: Reading Our Howlers

Ep 87 - Order of the Phoenix Film: He's Really Proud Of His Owls Ft. Conor

Ep 86 - Order of the Phoenix 38: Insert Speculum, Twist Speculum

Ep 85 - Order of the Phoenix 37: “Gaslight, Girlboss, Gatekeep” - Dumbledore

Ep 84 - Order of the Phoenix 36: Guess Who’s Back

Ep 83 - Order of the Phoenix 35 Part 2: Sirius Gets Eliminated ft. Neil MacQuarrie

Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: Love Actually Is All Around (Hogwarts)

Ep 82 - Order of the Phoenix 35 Part 1: #ShackOfWine ft. Neil MacQuarrie

Ep 81 - Order of the Phoenix 34: Daddy Sorry ft. Her Dark Materials

Ep 80 - Order Of The Phoenix 33: I'm Gunna Rip My Skin Off

Ep 79 - Order of the Phoenix 32: Ghost Of A Goat

Ep 78 - Order of the Phoenix 31: WE'RE IN ALBANIA (Let Dumbledore Suck & Fuck)

Bonus Ep - THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: Reacting To Our First Episode

Ep 77 - Order of the Phoenix 30: Gay Beefcake Centaurs

Ep 76 - Order of the Phoenix 29: Buttery Nipples

Ep 75 - Order of the Phoenix 28 Part 2: So Many Dead Ft. Unbitten Podcast

Ep 74 - Order of the Phoenix 28 Part 1: Portrait Drama Ft. Unbitten Podcast

Ep 73 - Order of the Phoenix 27: Horse Dick Ft. Potterless

Ep 72 - Order of the Phoenix 26: It didn't come home

Ep 71 - Order of the Phoenix 25: Choked By A Pot Plant

Ep 70 - Order of the Phoenix 24: Snape's Wanking Photo (Ft Neil, kind of)

Ep 69 - Order of the Phoenix 23: Nice.

Ep 68 - Order of the Phoenix 22: Bloo Goo

Ep 67 - Order of the Phoenix 20-21: No One's Going To Tell ABBA

Ep 66 - Order of the Phoenix 18-19: Death By Frog Impact

Ep 65 - Order of the Phoenix 17: That's Not Where They Should Be Fucking

Ep 64 - Order of the Phoenix 16: The Polar Bear & Giraffe

Ep 63 - Order of the Phoenix 14 & 15: Harry is Bi ft Sequoia Simone

Ep 62 - Order of the Phoenix 12 & 13: Harry's Knife Kink

Ep 61 - Order of the Phoenix 10 & 11: Umbridge's Femininity ft. #WizardTeam

Ep 60 - Order of the Phoenix 9: Luna Lovegood (or not)

Ep 59 - Order of the Phoenix 7-8: Stalking & Getting Ghost by Celebrities

Ep 58 - Order of the Phoenix 6: Really BIG Wand

Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: As wet as Dobbys sock

Ep 57 - Order of the Phoenix 5: We Shotgunned White Claw

Ep 56 - Order of the Pheonix 3 & 4: Blowing off a Bollock

Ep 55 - Order of the Phoenix 1 & 2: At the end of the day, I'm Mrs Figg

Ep 54 - Goblet of Fire Film: Utter Trash

Ep 53 - Goblet of Fire 36 & 37: Cornelius Fudge the Beanie Baby

Bonus Ep - TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL

Ep 52 - Goblet of Fire 35: Madam Malkin's Back Room Sex Toy Emporium

Ep 51 - Goblet of Fire 33 & 34: RIP Bertha

Ep 50 - Goblet of Fire 31 & 32: Defeating Bridget Jones' Spanx

Ep 49 - Goblet of Fire 29 & 30: Dumbledore's Sex Memories

Ep 48 - Goblet of Fire 27 & 28: Cum Socks ft. Neil MacQuarrie

Ep 47 - Goblet of Fire 25 & 26: There's Poop In The Lake

Ep 46 - Goblet of Fire 23 & 24: Sneaky Night-time Feet Measuring

Ep 45 - Goblet of Fire 21 & 22: The Personification Of Death

Ep 44 - Goblet of Fire 19 & 20: Death chilling in the three broomsticks

Ep 43 - Goblet of Fire 17 & 18: Tubby Custard

Ep 42 - Goblet of Fire 15 & 16: God Save The Dean

Ep 41 - Goblet of Fire 13 & 14: Snape's Owl Fursona

Ep 40 - Goblet of Fire 11-12: The Death Troll

Ep 39 - Goblet of Fire 9-10: Big Feet Big...

Ep 38 - Goblet of Fire 7-8: Kinky Muggle Roleplay

Ep 37 - Goblet of Fire 5-6: Hogwarts School Musical

Ep 36 - Goblet of Fire 3-4: the 8 meter wide, perfectly round 14 year old named Dudley

Ep 35 - Goblet of Fire 1-2: Milkin' Snapes

Ep 34 - Prisoner of Azkaban Film: Emo and Racist

Ep 33 - Prisoner of Azkaban 22: Time for Time Travel ft. Neil MacQuarrie

Bonus ep - Goblet of Mulled Wine: Gay Sex, Murder, Dildos, & Fan Fiction

Ep 32 - Prisoner of Azkaban 21: Goblet of Thrones ft. Neil MacQuarrie

Ep 31 - Prisoner of Azkaban 19&20: Bad Things Happen When You Enter Holes

Ep 30 - Prisoner of Azkaban 17&18: Harry Potter and the Tear-away Trousers ft. Melissa Anelli

Ep 29 - Prisoner of Azkaban 15&16:The Dying Art Of Crafting A Shaft

Bonus Ep - Charlie Reads Her Shit Fanfiction LIVE

Ep 28 - Prisoner of Azkaban 13&14: Hagrid's Furry Little Secret ft. Fanatical Fics

Ep 27 - Prisoner of Azkaban 11&12: Nuggets

Bonus Ep - ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL

Ep 26 - Prisoner of Azkaban 9&10: Stabbed In The Eye With A Turkey Twizzler

Ep 25 - Prisoner of Azkaban 7&8: It Pees When I Burn

Ep 24 - Prisoner of Azkaban 5&6: I've Got A Dick In My Cup

Ep 23 - Prisoner of Azkaban 3&4: Prisoners of Ouzoban

Ep 22 - Prisoner of Azkaban 1&2: Owl Orgies In Norfolk

Live from Draigcon! Ft Chris Rankin - Defending Percy Weasley

Ep 21 - Chamber Of Secrets Film: The One After Draigcon

Ep 20 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 17&18: This Doesn't Seem Like Dying

Ep 19 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 15&16: Hagrid's Murder Quota ft. HeyAmyJane

Ep 18 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 13&14: Snape's Furry

Ep 17 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 11&12: Percy's Christmas Day F*CK!

Ep 16 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 9&10: Queer Eye for the Wizard Guy

Ep 15 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 7&8: The Basilisks Secret Friend

Ep 14 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch6: DJ Lockhart and the Curious Kipper ft. Neil MacQuarrie

Ep 13 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch5: Norfolk'n'Chance ft. Neil MacQuarrie

Ep 12 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch3&4: The Ouzo Who Must Not Be Named

Ep 11 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch1&2: Dobby's Schlong

Bonus Ep - Reading Charlie's Shit Old Fanfiction

Ep 10 - Philosopher's Stone Film: Daddy's Gone Mad, Hasn't He?!

Ep 9 - Philosopher's Stone Ch16&17: Don't You Open That Trapdoor

Ep 8 - Philosopher's Stone Ch14&15: The Charlie Weasley Bro Code

Bonus Ep - Goblet of More Mulled Wine: A Very Potter Christmas Quiz

Bonus Ep - Goblet of Mulled Wine: It's Christmas!

Ep 7 - Philosopher’s Stone Ch12&13: The Harry Potter Bechdel Test

Bonus Ep - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald

Ep 6 - Philosopher’s Stone Ch10&11: Hermione the Twisted Fire Starter

Ep 5 - Philosopher’s Stone Ch8&9: Hannah Goes Blind

Ep 4 - Philosopher's Stone Ch6&7: Revealing Our Houses

Ep 3 - Philosopher's Stone Ch4&5: Ariana Grande the Obscurus

Ep 2 - Philosopher's Stone Ch3: The Otters Follow Me

Ep 1 - Philosopher’s Stone Ch1&2: Meet The Drunks