50 Episodes
Series 2 – Episode 12 – Part 1
Apparently, Miss Helen’s favourite store department no longer exists – maybe Google can help her to find it like it’s found out so many others or could a little bit... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 – Episode 12 – Part 1 appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 – Episode 12 – Part 2
The world is upside down and even more mad than it was in part one – Helen is wondering where the men are, and Doug is torn being forced... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 – Episode 12 – Part 2 appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 – Episode 11 – Part 1
‘Ooohhh Matron’ I think a drink is in order before the we start to Fanny about in this week’s Mad Mad World of low brow art. Mon Dieu – Did... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 – Episode 11 – Part 1 appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 – Episode 11 – Part 2
Speaking of cat walks – sometimes maybe they should because in Part 2, we ponder pets prying on pleasure. Even with Miss Helen on the DJ Decks, Matt resists calling... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 – Episode 11 – Part 2 appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 – Episode 10 – Part 1
Part 1 sees Matt take Steps toward knowing what the stars have in store for each of the Grumpy Gays without ever really seeing what’s cumin’ as Hygienic Helen madly... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 – Episode 10 – Part 1 appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 – Episode 10 – Part 2
Opening Part 2 with Q&Gay, we give Miss H another opportunity to ‘Be Kind’ to a chatty lady loving lady – but will an apology from (H)Ellen be forthcoming?... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 – Episode 10 – Part 2 appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 – Episode 9 – Part 2
Like beacons of benevolence, The Grumpy Gays offer counsel to an old friend whose partner has sadly discovered apparel. Matt surprises no one with further indecision about what he’s actually... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 – Episode 9 – Part 2 appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 – Episode 9 – Part 1
In this Pod of revelations, we find out what Joy is making Miss Helen 94.9 percent more agreeable in the mornings. Taking full advantage of Helen’s chirpier conduct, Doug manages... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 – Episode 9 – Part 1 appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 8 Part 1: Welcome and Mad Mad Mad Mad World Rapid Fire
Praise the Baby Jeebus! Matt has made it through the rumble in his jungle (brought about by Douglas’ appalling culinary catastrophes) to make his triumphant return and the Grumpy Gays... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 8 Part 1: Welcome and Mad Mad Mad Mad World Rapid Fire appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 8 Part 2: Pet Hates
Doug and Helen have recently become new ‘parents’ so to speak, although one does question if Douglas the bottom feeder of a fish counts as a new family member, and... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 8 Part 2: Pet Hates appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 8 Part 3: Q&Gay House Proud or Haus Frau
Douglas once again dons his Q&Gay suit to ask the hard hitting questions. Is Helen’s Saphic Sanitation all it’s cracked up to be? Is Matt’s a house proud homo? What... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 8 Part 3: Q&Gay House Proud or Haus Frau appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 8 Part 4: Room 666 and Grumpy Grab
Given the pain and suffering Douglas inflicted on Matt through his questionable culinary choices, we have decided this week that Matt should be allowed to deposit whatever he wishes in... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 8 Part 4: Room 666 and Grumpy Grab appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 7 Part 1: Welcome to the Grumpy Gays TABLOID EDITION
WELCOME TO THE TABLOID EDITION! So Grumpsters, it appears the members of the Grumpy Gay Team are currently on rostered day off rotation. Or are they. Has Doug’s allegedly ‘improved’... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 7 Part 1: Welcome to the Grumpy Gays TABLOID EDITION appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 7 Part 2: Eeji of the Century – TABLOID Edition
Helen has thrown down the gauntlet (or is that the gayntlet) and challenged Doug to titillating tabloid trivia. In spite of Doug’s pathetic efforts during the Sapphic Quiz, Helen has... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 7 Part 2: Eeji of the Century – TABLOID Edition appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 7 Part 3: Q & GAY Talk show Queen’s fall from Grace
In this Tabloid Edition of Q & Gay, Doug the Grumpy Gay’s stockier, not so muscular and perhaps somewhat older, H McDonald, delves into the massive fall from grace of... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 7 Part 3: Q & GAY Talk show Queen’s fall from Grace appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 7 Part 4: Rapid Fire Room 666 and Adieu
Helen and Doug are at cross purposes Grumpsters. Doug wishes to undertake the quest to get the Dman (good old Beelzebub) to deposit the Tabloids into Room 666. However, Helen... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 7 Part 4: Rapid Fire Room 666 and Adieu appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 7 Part One: Welcome and Mad Mad Mad Mad World
Hello Grumpsters, it’s Mr and Mrs Gray flying duo this week. Douglas has been forced by Matt and Helen to improve his 1970’s culinary skills by undertaking a Margaret Fulton... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 7 Part One: Welcome and Mad Mad Mad Mad World appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 7 Part Two: Room 666 “Would you like fries with that?”
Mr Gray is off on his merry way. He has a bee in his little pretty bonnet after his most recent purchase can with a suggestion of an additional purchase... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 7 Part Two: Room 666 “Would you like fries with that?” appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 7 Part Three: Eejit of the Week correction the collective noun of Eejits
An oldy but a goody Grumpsters. Let’s face it the Grumpy Gays have been very reserved when it comes to addressing anything political. That was before the week that was... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 7 Part Three: Eejit of the Week correction the collective noun of Eejits appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 7 Part Four: Dear Grumpy Gays, I’m naughty but nice…really
We are on a roll Grumpsters, another week, another poor Grumpster in desperate need of our sage advice. Naughty but Nice is having an existential crisis and Helen and Matt... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 7 Part Four: Dear Grumpy Gays, I’m naughty but nice…really appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 6 Part 1: Welcome and Mad Mad Mad Mad World – A farting good time?
They are back Grumpsters for yet another week of wicked witticisms and glorious griping. First up this week, our usual Mad Mad Mad Mad World with an interesting case of... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 6 Part 1: Welcome and Mad Mad Mad Mad World – A farting good time? appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 6 Part 2: Who Gives a Toss? The democracy sausage
The Grumpy Gays really know how to pick the scab off the really important questions plaguing society! When you head out to do your civic duty every so many years... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 6 Part 2: Who Gives a Toss? The democracy sausage appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 6 Part 3: Room 666 – Automated Life
It appears the delightful Beelzebub has been missing the Grumpy Gays futile efforts to deposit their pet hates in Room 666 for all eternity. So back with a vengeance (that... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 6 Part 3: Room 666 – Automated Life appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 6 Part 4: Dear Grumpy Gays or is it??
Helen is most excited at the prospect of a second miserable missive from an erstwhile Grumpster seeking the Grumpy Gays sage advice. That pesky carrier pidgeon has relayed said letter... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 6 Part 4: Dear Grumpy Gays or is it?? appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 6 Part 5: Farewell and Grumpy Grab
We have reached the end of another exceptional episode. But wait, is there a CalaMATTy brewing right before our very ears? Miss Trilly, what are you doing to that chicken? The post Series 2 Episode 6 Part 5: Farewell and Grumpy Grab appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 5 Part 1: Welcome and Mad Mad Mad Mad World – Love and Marriage
Matt, Helen and Doug have returned (yes yes unfortunately) to deliver yet another week of their unique brand of grumpiness. What better way to kick off the show with a... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 5 Part 1: Welcome and Mad Mad Mad Mad World – Love and Marriage appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 5 Part 2: Fly by Night Tours – Quick Fire
Quick fire is back and this week it all about turgid travel. Helen’s woeful wolling wuggage. Doug’s close call with the Bangkok Hilton and Matt’s smelly self in the Island... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 5 Part 2: Fly by Night Tours – Quick Fire appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 5 Part 3: Hit or Myth – It’s time for your close up Master Matthew
It is the last in this collection of Series 2 Hit or Myth and Matt is stepping into the spotlight (both literally and figuratively). Oh the opportunity lost. He could... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 5 Part 3: Hit or Myth – It’s time for your close up Master Matthew appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 5 Part 4: Dear Grumpy Gays – Lascivious Luddite
Matt, Helen and Doug are most excited. The carrier pigeon from hell has delivered a new Dear Grumpy Gay missive desperately seeking their sage advice. Poor mortified Lascivious Luddite has... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 5 Part 4: Dear Grumpy Gays – Lascivious Luddite appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 5 Part 5: Adieu and this week’s Grumpy Grab
Yes Grumpsters we have reached the end of this week’s wonderfully wicked winding way through all things Grumpy. Poor Angela must of course get her ‘prize’ from Matt by way... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 5 Part 5: Adieu and this week’s Grumpy Grab appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 4 Part 1: Welcome and Mad Mad Mad Mad World – We ain’t saying he’s a…
Yes Grumpsters they are back for another week of grumpy goodness and it appears beige is the word du jour this week (Kelly Hoppen would be proud!). In this week’s... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 4 Part 1: Welcome and Mad Mad Mad Mad World – We ain’t saying he’s a… appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 4 Part 2: Hit or Myth – Christmas with Douglas
It is Doug’s turn to spin his tall tale in this week’s edition of Hit or Myth. What do merry old England, a road trip and a tub of natural... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 4 Part 2: Hit or Myth – Christmas with Douglas appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 4 Part 3: Q & Gay – Online etiquette
A meeting with no pants, a yawn mid-interview, a wayward nose pick whilst the global marketing manager berates you…what is the correct etiquette in this new online meeting world? Douglas,... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 4 Part 3: Q & Gay – Online etiquette appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 4 Part 4: Fly by night…nope, it’ CalaMATTy of the Week!
So Grumpsters this week the Grumpy Gays have decided to do a quick fire fly by night….WE INTERRUPT THIS TRANSMISSION FOR SOME BREAKING NEWS. Whilst in an off air conversation,... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 4 Part 4: Fly by night…nope, it’ CalaMATTy of the Week! appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 4 Part 5: Adieu and Grumpy Grab
We have reached the end of yet another grumpy bumpy episode of Grumpy Gays. Are you our next Grumpster of the Week? Head on over to the Grumpy Gays Instagram... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 4 Part 5: Adieu and Grumpy Grab appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 3 Part 1: Welcome and Mad Mad Mad Mad World – There’s a NEW Sheriff in Town
The Grumpy Gays have hit Prime Time and they are ready to rumble! Kicking off this week, Matt, Helen and Doug delve into the week that was…a Gwynne smelling candle... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 3 Part 1: Welcome and Mad Mad Mad Mad World – There’s a NEW Sheriff in Town appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 3 Part 2: Back in My Day – The 1980’s
Was Helen actually Jason Donovan back in the 80’s? Where does one buy a knitted jumper with Boy George’s face on the front (just ask Doug about that)? The Grumpy... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 3 Part 2: Back in My Day – The 1980’s appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 3 Part 3: Hit or Myth – CLUB DIAVOLO
In this episode of Hit or Myth, Helen seems to gain a new found ‘status’ in the eyes of her Grumpy Gay co-hosts, Matt and Doug. Is this tall tale... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 3 Part 3: Hit or Myth – CLUB DIAVOLO appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 3 Part 4: Who gives a TOSS – North or South
Matt and Doug have thrown down the gauntlet. Faces may have been figuratively slapped with a extremely soft kid leather gloves. Witts (and we use that term loosely) have been... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 3 Part 4: Who gives a TOSS – North or South appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 3 Farewell: Grumpster of the Week and Grumpy Grab
We wish we could say this was the low point of the show…we wish we could. Yes we have reached that time of the week where Matt delivers the final... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 3 Farewell: Grumpster of the Week and Grumpy Grab appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 2: Part 1 Welcome and Mad Mad Mad Mad World
Helen is in search of new artwork for her humble abode. Seeking a modern day Rembrandt, Van Gough or Monet she stumbles upon and up and coming, so to speak,... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 2: Part 1 Welcome and Mad Mad Mad Mad World appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 2: Part 2 Rapid Fire Room 666
Matt, Helen and Doug all have something sticking in their craw (or is that collective craws?) this week in this special edition of Room 666. Kombucha, Pigeons or perhaps something... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 2: Part 2 Rapid Fire Room 666 appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 2: Part 3 Q and Gay
Q and Gay call it a Same Sex Sermon, A Homo Homily, A Lesbian Lecture or even a Dirty Discourse. Yes lovely listeners, this is where the Grumpy Gays attempt to... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 2: Part 3 Q and Gay appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 2: Part 4 CalaMATTy of the Week
Another new segment for Grumpy Gay aptly named CalaMATTy of the Week! Now Matthew is actually well known for his, misadventures. Nary a week goes past without Matt having some... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 2: Part 4 CalaMATTy of the Week appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Series 2 Episode 1: A HISTORY of the Grumpy Gays
Matt and Doug kick off Series Two determined to educate the unedumacated Grumpsters among us! Helen has, somewhat rudely apparently, said a HARD NO (apparently having lived through it once... LEARN MORE The post Series 2 Episode 1: A HISTORY of the Grumpy Gays appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Episode 23: The Golden Girls Episode
So Blanch, Dorothy, Rose and Sophia strap yourselves in and join in the Grumpy Gay vibe. The Grumpy Gays have decided to channel their not so inner Golden Girls and... LEARN MORE The post Episode 23: The Golden Girls Episode appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Episode 22 Part 4: Hit or Myth…Interior designer and recording star
The Grumpy Gays weekly quiz is back again with this week’s installment of HIT or MYTH. We get the answer to Mr Gray’s exploits in the land of the rising... LEARN MORE The post Episode 22 Part 4: Hit or Myth…Interior designer and recording star appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Episode 22 Part 3: Room 666 – Serial Complainers
Mr Gray is off an running again this week on his weekly constitutional to make a deposit in Room 666. We have all been watching with immense amusement the ‘Karens’... LEARN MORE The post Episode 22 Part 3: Room 666 – Serial Complainers appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Episode 22 Part 5: Grumpy Grab
Before we say Adieu, the Grumpy Gays have a new and exciting (perhaps we are overselling it?) ‘competition’ for all our Grumpsters. It’s time to guess this week’s GRUMPY GRAB.... LEARN MORE The post Episode 22 Part 5: Grumpy Grab appeared first on Grumpy Gays.
Episode 22 – Part 2 – Whatever Next, Ms Paltrow!!
What is your go to scent for a night of passion Grumpsters? Ginger with a hint of Bergamot, perhaps like Mister Gray you enjoy the waft of burning pizza... LEARN MORE The post Episode 22 – Part 2 – Whatever Next, Ms Paltrow!! appeared first on Grumpy Gays.