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Three friends take a crack at comedic, comic book worldbuilding. Each week they take a look at a recent bizarre headline and craft an origin story for a superhero or supervillain. Join Drew, Nate, and Tanner as they transform reality into something a little more super.
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Headline Heroes: Oscar Mayer Drift
Order up! We are hungry for hot dogs, hot dogs, and more hot dogs over here. This one is all about hot dogs. Listen up as we talk about hot dogs, we give our opinions on hot dogs, and there is a smattering of dog talk of the hot variety. Also we take a bear quiz or whatever. Article: Las Vegas Thieves Steal Catalytic Converter From Wienermobile Music by Carl Sorenson Join us on Discord Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Buy our merch!
Headline Heroes: Chapter 2
At long last. The return. Headline Heroes is back and it is better than ever. We are sorry for the long absence and we hope we can make it up to you with our talk of old time chicken suits, dungeon recording studios, and of course what the heck we’ve been up to for 2 years. Article: TSA Finds Handgun Hidden Inside Raw Chicken In Luggage At Airport Music by Carl Sorenson Join us on Discord Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Buy our merch!
Direct/Off #7- Coppola vs. Scorsese
Welcome to Direct Off, the podcast where we put directors face-to-face. This week is part 1 of our Francis Ford Coppola vs. Martin Scorsese battle. Join us as we botch a hit, eat a cannoli, and delve into The Godfather. Music by Carl Sorenson Join us on Discord Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Buy our merch! Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Direct/Off #4- Halloween (1978) v. Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
Happy Halloween! It's time to start... what's that? Oh. I'm sorry, my producer has just handed me a note saying Halloween was actually over a week ago. My bad. Well, either way, we hope you enjoy this episode of Direct/Off. It's a little different than our past episodes, and indeed things will be a bit different from now on, but the fun will always continue. Music by Carl Sorenson Join us on Discord Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Buy our merch! Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Direct/Off #3- Mann Vs. Fincher - Part 2
We continue to tackle two directors with them beefy filmographies. This episode we break the first rule of Fight Club and talk about Fight Club among many other Fincher movies. Part 2 of 2. Music by Carl Sorenson Join us on Discord Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Buy our merch! Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Direct/Off #2- Mann Vs. Fincher - Part 1
With one down we feel emboldened to tackle two directors with beefier filmographies. This episode we blow the whistle, crack the safe, and put Michael Mann and David Fincher face-to-face. Part 1 of 2. Music by Carl Sorenson Join us on Discord Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Buy our merch! Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Direct/Off #1- Nolan vs. Cameron
Hey Headline Hero fans. As you can tell, we are taking a bit of a well deserved break. However, we wanted to get something in your feeds. Enter Direct/Off. Here is the entire backlog of Tanner, Drew, and friend Patrick's movie podcast. Here is where it will live on the internet. Stay super everyone. In our maiden voyage, we light the bat symbol, link Tsaheylu, and put Christopher Nolan and James Cameron face-to-face. Music by Carl Sorenson Join us on Discord Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Buy our merch! Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Reissue #7: Bride of Roomba
A NOTE FROM THE BOYS: Hey sorry everyone, this week due to some technical difficulties and scheduling issues we just couldn't make it happen. That said here is an old favorite where instead of a comic book character we accidentally make a horror movie. Anyway, enjoy! Hey did you guys hear something? Wait, what happened to that vacuum salesman? Guys I think the vacuuming is coming from inside the house! Quick, lockdown the house and hide in the closet with me. To keep calm we can discuss The Olive Garden reviews, buying a driver’s license, and vacuum crimes. Article: Oregon Man Called Police About A Burglar. Armed Officers Found A Rogue Roomba Music by Carl Sorenson Join us on Discord Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Buy our merch! Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #181: Test your Metal
What is up fellow Metal heads? We are here to party, and are incredibly ready to survive this upcoming apocalypse through our love of Heavy Metal alone. I've got some songs you might like right here. They are about rain measurement, spending money for the Free Willy soundtrack, and the big Kenny Chesney question. Article: Man builds guitar out of his dead uncle’s skeleton, uses it to play black metal Music by Carl Sorenson Join us on Discord Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Buy our merch! Twitter Facebook Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #180: Mars Radiation
Space! What is it? Why is it like it is? For answers to that you should probably ask Neil deGrasse Tyson, but if you want to hear about everything else, we probably have you covered this episode. Those important things like Easter dish favorites, Elon Munch, and of course another round of Matilda talk. It's all right here. Article: Mars & the Moon Will Have a Close Encounter in the Sky Tonight Music by Carl Sorenson Join us on Discord Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Buy our merch! Twitter Facebook Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #179: My Favorite Cryptid
Have you heard the legend of the Headline Heroes? Stories say it's a comedy podcast where they take today’s headlines and create a comic book origin story. I know it sounds ludicrous, but Old Man Jenkins said he heard them talk about Floam/Gak, Discovery Channel, and Drew please come back we need you. Article: Dyatlov Pass Tourists Go Missing While Visiting Area of Mysterious Hiking Incident Music by Carl Sorenson Join us on Discord Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Buy our merch! Twitter Facebook Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #178: Meatball Bandolier
Hey we’re gonna try to do an SEO thing here so just hold up while I do this real quick. Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier. Okay I think that should do it. Thanks for bearing with me. As a reward please listen to us talk about old nickelodeon shows, furniture names, and the Power Ranger base location. Article: Ikea bought 11,000 acres of forest in Georgia to protect it from development Music by Carl Sorenson Join us on Discord Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Buy our merch!
Issue #177: Low-key Pranks
Hello and welcome to Headline Zeroes. Oh wait a minute someone vandalized our podcast name! Let’s get those pranksters back! Grab your toilet paper and plastic forks as we discuss Satyrs, sign pranks, and America’s favorite comedian. Article: Six Arrested after changing Hollywood sign to 'Hollyboob' Music by Carl Sorenson Join us on Discord Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Buy our merch! Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #176: A Kid in King Arthur’s Basketball Court
Ah, to be young again. To play on the old wooden playground without getting weird looks from parents. To speak into those weird tube walkie talkie things, and tell your friends about our own Kid’s Kingdoms, goat experiences, and clearing the spam folder. What I would give to be young again. Article: Dog and goat serving as mayor raise money for a playground Music by Carl Sorenson Join us on Discord Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Buy our merch! Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #175: There’s a Snake in my Bath!
It’s been a long year for the whole planet, and it's time for the earth to get a little spa time. Cucumbers over the eyes, soft music playing, and a bath bomb that could end us all! To get the most relaxation out of this episode make sure you listen to us talk about our shampoo picks, L'oreal for kids, and rat kings. Article: Eastern Australia covered under huge amounts of snake-infested sea foam Music by Carl Sorenson Join us on Discord Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Buy our merch! Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #174: The Gang Starts a Drug Ring
Woah woah woah mister, I see you’re trying to ride this podcast but I can tell you’re 2 inches too short. Aw jeez stop crying, it’s not my rule. Okay fine you can ride the podcast as long as your parents are okay with you hearing about Tom Sawyer-ing young children, drug distribution techniques, and hometown carnivals. Article: 22 Teddy Bears On A Roller Coaster Are Having The Time Of Their Fluffy Lives Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #173: If You Give a Man A Caterpillar
You leave your umbrella at a bus station, a dog knocks it over, it falls in a puddle, it splashes on a man’s crotch and makes it look like he peed himself, then finally he decide to make himself feel better by listening to his favorite podcast where they talk about soup preferences, agent Amelia Bedelia, and what a butt looks like. Article: Man Finds Caterpillars In Supermarket Broccoli And Raises Them As His Own Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #172: Waterworld
Nuo yeer, nuo us, nuo heru! Its ill ibuout veter und vhet yuou cuon puoll ouout ouff it zees veek is ve-a deescuoss Swedish Chef, jacuzzi suits, und buying books Article: Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/?ref_id=15820 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Reissue #6: Mob Rescue
Rev up those fryers because I am ready to podcast! We’re cooking up an extra special episode for you this week. Order up and listen to us discuss Bar Rescue, Capri Sun commercials, and a shit load of rats. Get 20% off and free shipping with the code HEROES20 at manscaped.com Article: Man Gets Receipt Telling The Cook To Spit In His Food Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/?ref_id=15820 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #171: I'll Be Home for Krampus
It's the most wonderful time of the year! The end….the end of the year is the best because this year has been a fiery hellhole from which none of us can escape. Anyway, in celebration of this year finally ending we cooked up something special for you: a regular episode! It’s chock-full of tidbits you’ll love like vampire santa, Wisconsin food oddities, and parliament relics. Article: Long-Forgotten Secret Passageway Discovered In A Wall At U.K. Parliament Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Teepublic: https://www.teepublic.com/?ref_id=15820 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #170: The Pat Unicorn
So this ep is late, huh? Sorry about that! I wont waste any of your time writing a long description about the episode where we have some laughs and list some stuff we talked about. That would be pretty rude I think. Honestly, the audacity to let the episode come out late and then have this GIANT wall of text that you just have to read because it obviously is captivating. And then you both love and hate me for making you read it; for providing this sumptuous morsel of text. Anyway I wouldn't dream of doing that so go on and listen to the episode you silly Billy! Article: Unicorn Riding Scooter In Fatal Crash Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Teepublic: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/headline-heroes?ref_id=15820 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #169: Pickle Me This
Can I offer you an egg in this trying time? It's a brined egg, I hope that's okay. If you don't want it I’ll eat it. It's two great tastes that taste great together or something. Oh you’re gonna eat it? Well great, while you eat I’ll tell you all about molasses tragedies, The Fly, and food textures. Be sure to head to Manscaped.com and use our special Promo code HEROES20 for 20% off and free shipping! Article: Scientists Discover Ancient, Huge, Saber-Toothed Anchovy Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 BUY OUR MERCH Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Special Edition #17: Not Another 'Best of' Episode!
It's that last month of December and we are coming at you with another 'Best of' Headline Heroes! This one covers episodes 13, 14, and 15. So a long time ago! Be sure to head to Manscaped.com and use our special Promo code HEROES20 for 20% off and free shipping! Article: Link text Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 BUY OUR MERCH Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #168: If It’s Metal, It’s His.
Robots? They don't stand a chance. Cars? No way. A knife? Nope. A nail that got stuck in your tire? Bummer for you, but easy for him. In case you missed it...if it’s metal? It’s his. Article: Boy, 6, Cracks Open Robbery Case By Reeling In Sunken Safe From Lake Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/?ref_id=15820 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #167: Plantz
It’s nearly winter, and you know what that means! Time to get out on the field and plant some plants! Grab your misting bottle and make sure that you listen up about Buzzfeed quizzes, Incan gods, and Marvel phone books. Article: The Pink Congo Scam Of Houseplant Influencer Instagram Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/user/headline-heroes Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #166: Halloween Heroes 4: Dream Warriors
Jumpscare Did we get you? No? Alright, we will keep trying. Meanwhile here’s an episode jumpscare how about now? We normally don't do the spooky stuff, give us a break! Well fine, we’ll stop trying to scare you if you promise to listen to us talk about voting, tips, and a return of everyone’s favorite spooky game Article: 89-year-old pizza deliveryman gets surprise $12K tip Music by Carl Sorenson Check out our merch! Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #165: Melon-O-Matic
Ladies and gentlemen! We did not come here tonight just to make you laugh. We came here to sell you something and we want you to pay particular attention! We have a brand new podcast for you, and it’s filled to the brim with Gallagher, Gordon the leader of the Power Rangers, and Tanner’s continued inflatable feud. Article: 2 Men Rob Convenience Store Wearing Watermelon Rind Disguises: Police Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #164: Magna Farta
Laws. We all know them. We all love them. We all hate them. But seriously, we are seeing a lot of rule breaking, so we wanted to use this time to remind of the rules. The voicemail must actually be called from and not only to in order to be kept. Bill Gates did appear in National Treasure and you can’t say that’s wrong The Impractical Jokers saved 7 people on that plane. You know which one. Article: British Man Who Attempted To Steal Magna Carta Learns His Fate Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/headline-heroes?ref_id=15820 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #163: Maybe YOU Can Touch Drew!
Do you remember that scene in Mad Men where they go have a picnic on some hillside and then when they’re done they just toss all the garbage on the ground? Man that was crazy. This episode isn’t really like that much since we mostly talk about Picnic crime, our frontline workers, and Olive Garden reviews Article: Crowd Of Giant Crabs Decides To Crash Family's Picnic Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/user/headline-heroes Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #162: What’s Your Excuse For Not Flossing?
Let’s walk through your morning tooth routine. Brush your teeth! Gargle mouthwash! Floss your gums! Listen to us as we talk about the highest grossing sports movies, our opinions on Subway sandwiches, and whether or not a mother should operate on her son. Article: Court rules Subway sandwiches too sugary to meet legal definition of ‘bread’ Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #161: The Machete Man Returns
Listen we talk about our spam folder and our favorite pizza for like half the episode this time. If you wanna skip it I totally understand. But if you’re willing to stick with us then you'll hear us talk all about dangerous pizza delivery spots, flat earthers, and famous deliverers. Article: Pizza Shop Owner Thwarts Robbery By Tossing Pie At Suspect Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Special Edition #16: GRAVITYBEARD PRESENTS: THE SMORGASHORDE TOUR
Recording this week was not in the cards, but our friend and fellow PodFix Network show leant us one of their episodes! This is the GravityBeard presents: The Smorgashorde Tour. It is a super fun episode, that Drew just so happens to be on. Check out the GravityBeard podcast here Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #160: Bear With Us
Some people say that when you run into a bear you should play dead? Well no, actually. The best way to handle a run in with a bear is to NEVER HAVE ABANDONED THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE. Grab your bear mace and listen up as we talk about hairless bears, Air Bud, and Agent 47. Article: Boy, 12, Remains Totally Calm Despite The Massive Bear Creeping Up Behind Him Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #159: Detective FootShoe
This ones all about those things that keep us marching: feet. We like ‘em, we love ‘em, we gotta have ‘em. But really please do not send us any pictures of feet, I’m begging you. Meanwhile, we have a special guest on, we talk about Ace Attorney, and close rodent calls. Article: Furniture Buyer Finds Cash Hidden In Used Footstool Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #158: Merry Keithmas
Deck the halls with haunting bridge music! This week we are joined by Keith Gawla of the Pop Up Film Cast. We his help we create a sound villain and also Dr. Dre. Check out the Pop Up Film Cast here. Article: Eerie Golden Gate Bridge ‘Music’ Fills San Francisco After Railing Replacement Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #157: This American Life 2?
Welcome to our NPR listeners. This week it’s all politics. We just can’t help ourselves. Gonna take a big ol stinky bite out of every politic we see. During the episode we’ll have some brief breaks to update you on The Animal, the opposite of stairs, and Tim Burton’s controversial twist. Article: Canine Siblings Separated At Shelter Reunite; Their Humans Take Credit Important: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlaDzVoGR3Y Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #156: Hello My Plaguey
The coup is finally here. This week we have special guest Patrick Huff on. We can't help but talk about some good movies as well as bad ringtones and Patrick's surprising mic pick up. Article: Internet Faces A Wave Of New Wholesome Frog Content Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #155: Das Car Boot
Excuse me, but do you know how long you’ve been parked here? Well, I hate to say it but I’m going to have to give you a ticket. Oh, it’s because you were listening to a good podcast? I guess I can let you off with a warning since I understand that you GOTTA hear them talk about fast food shoes, ticketing the Mars rover, and Latin name for donkey. Article: 'Cancer patient' finds lump was toy traffic cone inhaled in 1977 Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #154: Macaroni & Deez Good Times
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When a truck filled with Mac and Cheese hits a power transformer, that’s our latest villain! If you’re not too full pull up a chair and get a heaping helping of Gak, Norm Macdonald, and Beerfest. Article: Tennessee Sees Duo Of Food-Related Accidents Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #153: One Fish, Drew Fish
We are out on the lake this week. Knee deep in some fishing. It is a very shallow lake. We have to be a little quiet out here, lest we scare those finned fiends, so pop in your headphones and listen as we talk about Cartoon Cartoon, fishing memories, and Tanner’s predicament. Article: Louisiana Man Faces Charges For Swimming In Sporting Goods Store Fish Tank Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #152: The Squeakquel
Now in the care of Dave Seville's nephew (Zachary Levi), chipmunks Alvin, Simon and Theodore take a break from pop-music stardom and return to school. Almost immediately, the tiny tunesmiths get the giant task of saving their school's music program by winning a battle-of-the-bands contest. Though the boys think winning it will be easy, romantic and musical sparks fly when they meet Brittany, Eleanor and Jeannette -- also known as The Chipettes. Article: Rats avoid actions that will hurt others – even if it earns them a treat Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Reissue #5: Think Outside the Goof
Hey fans. We were unable to sit down and record this week, so here is a reissue of another favorite episode. Uhhh yeah I'll take a number 78 with extra goofs. Could you put some extra tangents on that please? Thanks a lot. I sure hope the toy in my meal is either a small piece of a candy bar, a Fry Guy, or the biggest heist the fast food world has ever seen. Article: Police Respond To Erratic Driver ‘Eating A Friendly’s Ice Cream Cone While En Route To Burger King’ Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #151: Sir Realism
I’m gonna pop some lobster phones, only got $1,200 in my pocket. I’m I’m, I’m huntin’, looking for Cheese sitcoms, but this is a Dali. Look okay we’re sorry for writing that but sometimes writing the description is hard. You try it, okay? Article: Original Salvador Dali artwork found at Outer Banks thrift shop Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #150: Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Join our new Facebook group: A group where we only say The Facebook Privacy Notice Alright, we have our bread? Our peanut-butter, jelly, and a knife? We are set to make the perfect PB&J. So first what you're going to want to do is crack some Adam Sandler easter eggs. Then you’re going to want to think long and hard on your PB&J preferences. And finally why don’t you all give our new Facebook group a join. Article: Man, 51, pulled knife on his brother for eating too many peanut butter and jelly sandwiches Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #149: Fantastic Fur
Uh oh, winter is on its way. Grab all the food you can find and come with me to the garden. We can stop on the way and grab some Starbucks too. When you make my order be sure to grab me the New Orleans Pelicans, some squirrel facts, and our drug use history. Article: Deputies say a man had a meth-fueled attack squirrel. They need help finding him Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #148: Plastic Times Call For Plastic Measures
Hey, I dare you to go through that abandoned amusement park ride. You won’t do it, you chicken. Oh, you’re doing it. Well that was easy. I guess we will wait for you out here and talk about New Tanner, Berenstain Bears, and our plant experience. Article: Woman discovers plant she's been watering for two years is actually plastic Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #147: Super-Soak Me
Now more than ever it’s important to take some self-care and maybe have a good soak in the tub. But also people are starting to talk about how you haven’t bathed since quarantine started. Please, we’re all worried about you. While you bathe you can listen to us talk about janitor movies, stupid childhood mistakes, and a hot new rumor about Drew. Article: WENDY'S KITCHEN SINK BATH KIDS FIRED... Took 'Fresh' Slogan Way Too Far!!! Music by Carl Sorenson Please follow our Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Special Edition #15: POPUP FILMS PRESENTS: HOOKTAIL 2
Hello Headline Heroes Fans! This week is a special edition. Due to technical difficulties, we were unable to record properly, so our good friends at the Pop Up Film Cast have graciously let us use one of their episodes that Drew guested on. It's the sequel to their Captain Hooktail hit! Enjoy and listen to more of the Pop Up Film Cast here. Additionally, we have our Twitter back! However, we did in fact lose all of our followers. It would be a huge favor to us if you could give us a follow! Our handle is linked below! Thanks again and stay super! Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #146: To Be or Trampoline
Do you remember that movie “White Men Can’t Jump”? What was that movie about? Who knows. It’s not true anyway because I did a 360 tomahawk dunk just last week. Ask Drew, he was there! I remember because we were talking about Flubber, our greatest falls, and a return of our stinkiest segment. New Twitter initiative: Headline Heroes Defense Force. Join the fight. Article: Couple injured after falling while having sex over balcony while on holiday Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #145: The Merc Who’s A Mouse
Move over Redwall, there's a new mouse in the neighborhood! Also move over Stuart Little because you suck and I hate you. Anyway we created the newest famous mouse. He doesn’t suck, but he will go for your neck so watch out. We also discuss Nate’s birthday plans, Drew’s fan-fiction, and I guess that leaves Tanner eating the worm. New Twitter initiative: Headline Heroes Defense Force. Join the fight. Article: Photo of mice squabbling on subway platform wins prestigious photography award Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #144: Titanic Calls For Aid
Okay folks, we’ve been keeping a lid on this for too long. It’s time to talk about this dang quarantine since everyone seems to have forgotten about it! Also people getting crushed by boats. While you strap in for the discussion of your life, we’ll just go ahead and chat about ghost culture, neighbor creepin’, and Reverse Phantom Limb Syndrome. New Twitter initiative: Headline Heroes Defense Force. Join the fight. Article: Scientists find evidence of 'ghost population' of ancient humans Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #143: Definitely Not Iron Man
Oof ouch what’s that falling from the sky!? Is that liquid iron?? Oh no I have to go save my garden! While I risk my life to protect my roses could you listen to us talk about an update on the old Twitter Situation 2020, our sleeping habits , and a brand new segment that’s sure to be a hit? New Twitter initiative: Headline Heroes Defense Force. Join the fight. Article: ASTRONOMERS FOUND A BRUTAL HELL PLANET WHERE IT RAINS LIQUID IRON Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook
Issue #142: Piss Cloud 9
Hey kid, you ever tried drugs before? Check this out, it's definitely drugs and not a jellyfish! While you’re tripping like never before, make sure you try to visualize our new Twitter initiative (see below), peeing on ourselves, and slipping on jelly. New Twitter initiative: Headline Heroes Defense Force. Join the fight. Article: Stinging water mystery solved: Jellyfish can sting swimmers, prey with 'mucus grenades' Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #141: Waterboy 2
Oh wow, it's a hot one out there and boy is my pee yellow! Boy your gills are looking so dry let me help you out here...Chug this water as we discuss Bill Engvall’s quarantine activities, rescuing animals, and goo goo ga ga we are three years old. Article: Man Helps Thirsty Pigeon Enjoy Some Water From NYC Drinking Fountain Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #140: Käxrtz and Carts
Have you ever noticed how when you get a shopping cart there is always one wheel that just won’t cooperate??? What’s up with that? Anyway, this episode is about shopping carts and the people who wrangle them. Hold onto your butts as we talk about Animal Crossing, Drew’s cart stunts, and Real Men of Genius. Article: Caught on camera: Shopping cart ends police foot chase Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #139: Tax to the Max
Hello everyone. We here at Headline Heroes wanted to make sure you knew we were committed to fighting COVID-19 in our own way. We’ve made sure to drink a minimum of One (1) gallon of Purel per recording session and have banished Tanner to Antarctica to keep a safe social distance. While we wait for this to all blow over listen to us ramble on about Matilda, Big Mouth Billy Bass, and the “Brocial Distance”. Article: Hunter dies in Arkansas after deer he shot attacks him Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #138: The Flat and the Furious
Oh hi, I didn’t see you there. Must be because you’re so dang thin! Careful there, you might blow away. Paperclip yourself to this folder full of discussions of spanx stories, flat things, and the Wet Bandits vs Batman. Article: Burglars Lift $2 Million Worth Of Body-Shaping 'Faja' Undergarments Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #137: Takedown With the Sickness
Cough cough, sneeze sneeze. Boy this cold is so bad I wish someone would just kick me upside the head! Well since that seems unlikely, I better go to the doctor maybe they’ll prescribe me Jay Leno, disease mascots, and our worst sick stories. Article: Boy paralysed after tumour fights back to gain a black belt Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #136: Victor Von Gloom
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today! Which is really rude of us to say, but whatever. You know what might cheer you up? Our new episode, in which we talk about what if big kite, wine signs, and Nate plays a game. Article: Franky Zapata: Flyboarding Frenchman crosses English Channel Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #135: Where In Time is Carla San Francisco?
I’ll never let go… of the Heart of the Ocean you time travelling bastard! You’ll have to pry it out of my cold, dead hands. Cold like that iceberg over there! Oh jeez, that’s getting close. If we don’t hurry this could be the end of us and we’ll never have a chance to talk about Drew’s Titanic knowledge, emu commercials, and how sick we are. Article: They're Rebuilding The 'Titanic' And You Can Go On Its Maiden Voyage Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #134: Only 99 Cents to Unlock This Episode Title
So, um... imagine right here is one of those mobile ads where there’s some really awful looking Brick Break knockoff or some choose your own adventure game with really bizarre dialogue. Maybe one of those weird battle games with a scantily clad woman as the advertisement. Anyway, once you figure out how to close the ad you can hear us talk about our favorite pokemon, haircuts, and the early days of apps. Lily’s Garden ads suck shit. Article: Man playing Pokémon Go on eight phones in his car gets a warning from the Washington State Patrol Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #133: A Bird in the Eye is Worth Two in the… Eye...
Did you ever wonder if Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds” could have been better? Has it kept you up at night like it’s kept us up? Well look no further. This isn’t your father’s “The Birds”. This is something new and hip for the 21st century. It's got everything you need: the most battle-ready bird, movies like Eagle Eye, and poop claps. Article: Staring at seagulls can stop them stealing food, research shows Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Proudly a member of the PodFix Network. You can find them at podfixnetwork.com. Twitter Facebook Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Reissue #4: There's Your (Zodiac) Sign
This week, Carl's got the keys to Daddy's hotrod, and he's driving this podcast back to the last time we had him on as a guest! Please re-enjoy the Zodiac Griller! I hope you’re hungry, because this episode is all-you-can-hear! With Drew lost in time and space, we had a hot, fresh guest delivered right to our door. Join us as we dig into some egg rolls and discuss movie scene pitches, uncover the Zodiac Killer identity, and reveal what food we could eat a ton of. Article: All-you-can-eat restaurant closes after customers eat too much Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #132: Crack Open an Ice Cold MLRS
Thar she blows...up another important land mass as the whales make their next push against the land walkers and terrorize a crowded pier. Take cover, and hold your loved ones close. To keep them calm tell them about whale erectile issues, Doctor Strangelove starring Benedict Cumberbatch, and the continuing magic of Christmas. Article: Whale found with harness on 'may belong to Russian navy' Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #131: A Raccoon in The Hand
Aw dang, I tried to get a Twix from this vending machine and it got stuck! Let me just reach my hand up in there and just try to snatch it. Ding Dang, now I’M stuck. Well while I wait for my inevitable death, I might as well think about the Kevin Hart-iverse, recording movies on VHS, and mysterious gifts from Santa. Article: Florida police found an unusual 'burglary' suspect at a local high school: A raccoon inside a vending machine Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #130: Tanner Destroys His Body
Alright everyone, keep it moving. Make sure you put all your personal belongings in the bins and take off your shoes. Also be prepared to be thoroughly roasted by the TSA. If you have the following items please be sure to step aside and a TSA employee will be right with you: National Treasure 3, face melting, and Tanner’s shameful secret. Article: Airport security worker fired after giving traveler 'You Ugly' note Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #129: Do You Think He Saurus-Rex
New year, new pod. That’s right, the boys are back and more 2020 than ever. This week we decided to have a little change of pace and make a creation from a headline. The game done changed folks. Tune in if you think you can handle a brand new way of discussing cereal ice, new puppies, and writing the date in a new year. Article: T-Rex 'Dinosaurs' Race Down on a Horse Track As Fast as Their Inflatable Costume Legs Can Carry Them Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Special Edition #14: It's Another 'Best of' Episode
Happy New Year! Finally we can make that "hindsight is 2020" joke, and that right there is reason enough to celebrate. We are coming at you with another special edition. That's right! It's another 'best of' episode! Listen back to some of the best moments from episodes 7-12, back when our podcast was still learning to spread it's wings and fly. We still don't know how to fly of course. This nest is just so comfy. Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #128: That’s a WRAP
Well, it’s that time of year again, where there are plenty of gifts to wrap! Do you need any help? If so, we have the perfect villain for you. So sit down, put on a Hallmark movie, and get to wrapping. Additionally, listen in as we talk about our Christmas traditions, Thanos peeing, and of course wrapping lasagna. Article: Ohio city breaks Guinness record for wrapping presents Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #127: Heroes with Extra Sausage
Hi is this my local pizza place? I’d like to order one podcast for delivery. Could I get that with a smattering of pop culture references but hold the vocal fry? Oh and for some sides could I get Die Hard, the 2003 NBA draft, and a big new announcement from the Headline Heroes team? Article: Papa John's founder John Schnatter ate 40 pizzas in 30 days and says it's gotten worse Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #126: Photo Symbiote
Okay I need everyone to just squeeze in so I can get everyone in the picture. Oh shoot that’s right, it’s the 90s and I forgot to put film in my big ol asshole. Everyone just stay still while I put that in. Okay now everyone say Bill Engvall, swallowing cameras, and everyone's favorite new quiz game. Article: CHEETAH SEES PHOTOGRAPHER NAPPING UNDER A TREE AND DECIDES TO JOIN IN Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #125: Gotta Hand It To You
Give me your hand. No your other one. Thank you. Would be a shame if someone were to crash through that window and chop it off with a machete. I know this isn’t a threat, but it isn’t. Sorry about that. Let me make it up to you with this talk about Nate’s new super power, Megazording up, and of course famous criminologist Robert Agnew. Article: Hand sculpture atop New Zealand art gallery dubbed 'disturbing' Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #124: Neigh We Can
My fellow Americans. I stand before you today with a very simple declaration: all transit smells like poop and I’m here to fix it. Please, take one of my pamphlets. Inside you’ll find important information about Nate’s lawn fiasco, Paul Bunyan kaiju, and presidential facial hair. Article: Horse 'waits for train' at Metro station Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #123: The Pod Abides
Hey what name did you want in the bowling computer? FART is already taken. Drew is going to take BUTTLICK. Allright, while you give it some thought we’ll limber up our bowling limbs and discuss our senior photos, what’s in a White Russian, and our Tanner APB. Article: Student’s senior photos in legendary bathrobe go viral Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #122: To Catch a Chinchilla
Oh no! This morning I woke up and all my precious jewels had been stolen. Good thing I have my chinchilla to help me feel better! Aw damn he’s gone too! Looks like all I have left in my meager existence is alien blood infusions, Stuart Little, and Magneto prisons. Article: Link text Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #121: Halloween Heroes 3: Oops, All Monsters!
Hey, are you headed to the Home Depot? While you’re there could you grab me some outlet covers, a pack of staples, and also wooden stake with which to slay the undead? Thanks! If they don’t have that, as a replacement you can grab a polyamorous cult, a DVD copy of The Love Guru, and everyone’s favorite spooky game show. Article: The Sun Looks Ready For Halloween In Eerie ‘Jack-O’-Lantern’ NASA Image Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #120: Critical Hit!
Alright everyone, let’s get this game started. Everyone has their dice? Their player sheets? Handbooks? Alright we are set. You find yourself in a dungeon, there’s a desk, a cot, and an open book on the floor. You pick it up and read it. It talks about Nate’s bindlestick, Jake Sully from anime, and Jeremy, living large up in his big office with his big job and his big suit. God, I hate Jeremy! Article: Truck Carrying Gaming Dice Spills Onto Highway, Rolls A Perfect 756,000 Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #119: Who Hasn’t Peed While Moving A Mattress, I Mean Come On!
Hey sorry no time to dilly-dally, this episode is meander free and we aim to keep it that way. Honestly I wish you’d stop distracting me so I can get back to focusing on the episode. We’re pretty “heads down” this time around, so I can't imagine that we’ll end up talking about what our pillow situation is like, Tanner’s birthday, or whether the Earth is the world’s first mattress. Article: Strong wind blows dozens of air mattresses through Denver park Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #118: Dumbledoll
Goo goo gah gah, this one's a kick in the dolls. So that’s a warning for anyone who finds them creepy. But don’t worry, we put in a smattering of James and the Giant Peach talk, the cast of Con Air, and Founding Father booby traps. Article: Creepy dolls mysteriously appear in Missouri county Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #117: Big Screens, Big Problems
This is a protest description. I wanted to do a fun bit about birds and planes, and Drew said, “No one reads those damn things anyway.” so here we are. Is this what you wanted? Well too bad it what you’re getting. We talk about TVs or some garbage; I don’t know. Also, we are live from Tanner’s wedding, Jelly Pools, and whether it’s sad that kids recover from cancer. Article: Someone left old TVs outside 50 homes in Virginia while wearing a TV on his head. No one knows why. Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Reissue #3: Drunk Snakes on a Plane
This week our schedules were just a bit too busy to be able to record because SOMEONE got married. We have an old favorite to share with you instead! Are you ready to DO THE DO? We sure as hell are. The cabin door is sealed and the flight attendants are ready for takeoff. Strap yourself in and get ready as we soar into Youtuber pranks, soda slogans, and our collective sons. Article: Flight Delayed After Woman Brings Emotional Support Squirrel On Plane Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #116: Down With The Sickness
What’s that in my blood? Is it a bird? A plane? Nope. Anyway here’s the episode. You wanna know what we talk about in this episode? Then listen, you lazy bones. Okay okay I’m sorry stop crying. I’ll tell you. In this episode we discuss childhood movie trauma, we help Tanner write his vows, and we imagine a lot of snot. Article: Vaccine no match against flu bug that popped up near end Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #115: Birds of a Feather, Glock Together
What’s that in the sky? Is it a bird? A plane? Nope. Anyway here’s the episode. Does anyone read these? Am I shouting into the abyss of the internet? Will someone please save me? They won’t stop talking about advice for living with your girlfriend, Air Bud meets Freaky Friday™, and scary noises that emus make. Article: Arizona trooper tackles escaped emu at the side of the highway Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #114: Magnets: How Do They Work?
What’s that in the water? Is it a bird? A plane? Nope. Anyway here’s the episode. This one we talk about how to keep your lawn in shape, Drew’s amazing basketball moment, and dummy thicc sharks. Article: Doctors Remove 526 Teeth from Boy's Cheek. How'd They Get There? Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Special Edition #13: The Pop Up Film Cast Presents "Captain Hooktail"
Hey all, recording was tough this week, but we wanted to give you an episode of the Pop Up Film Cast to listen to. This one Drew guested on, and with their hosts Keith and Derek, they created a wonderful pirate adventure, with with swashbuckling fights, cannon fire, and hairballs. If you like what you hear, head on over to the Pop Up Film Cast and give them the ol' subscribe! You can't go wrong! The Pop Up Film cast can be found at Podbean as well as Twitter. Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #113: Yes We MulliCan!
Alright, square your shoulders, head down, bend the knees, and swing away! That was a great drive. Now let’s hope into my mechanized golf cart and go to the next hole. Along the way, let’s chat about sauce n’ slides, floppy hats, and the genius of Dan Brown books. Article: Man takes golf cart on wild ride into Florida Walmart store Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #112: Chickenstein
Watch out, this episode is hot out of the fryer and ready to crunch. Tanner’s gone, maybe forever, and we take it upon ourselves to explain that very sensitive topic. However, that doesn’t stop us from telling you the 12 herbs and spices including fried chicken skin in Indonesia, anagrams, and a plea for the greatest Christmas album ever made Article: KFC denies it was duped by student into handing out free chicken for a year by his posing as a boss Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #111: Me, Myself and Terminus
What’s that ahead? A cop! Better do a sick wheelie, that’ll show ‘em. Ah dunk there’s a fence. I’m going to die, and my life is flashing before my very eyes. I’m seeing images of the definition of racing, the god of boundary markers, and the 100 Deeds for Eddie McDowd. Article: Motorcyclist taunts cop with wheelie; wrecks into fence Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #110: Super Schlub IV: The Quest for Porn
All right all you hip adults out there. Lock the doors, put the kids to bed, and pour yourself some wine because it's about to get ADULT in here. This episode is rated XXX for images of lawn mower headlights, fart cinnamon rolls, and the return of an old hero. Article: Man sues parents for destroying his huge pornography collection Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #109: Say Cheese!
Cheez-It! It’s another brie-tiful episode of Chedline Heroes. Why don’t you havarti a seat and grab a gouda drink. You feta believe we talk about the cheez snack debate, Tolkien fat hate, and Drew’s Olive Garden review. Article: DeKalb County man arrested for arson Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #108: Bride of Roomba
Hey did you guys hear something? Wait, what happened to that vacuum salesman? Guys I think the vacuuming is coming from inside the house! Quick, lockdown the house and hide in the closet with me. To keep calm we can discuss The Olive Garden reviews, buying a driver’s license, and vacuum crimes. Article: Oregon Man Called Police About A Burglar. Armed Officers Found A Rogue Roomba Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #107: Reservoir Cats
Alright what’s the plan? We got a vent cat, an inside cat, and a cat in the chair. We all know our roles, let’s put this plan into action. We’ve already talked about slowed down Godzilla roars, Willard Smith, and another edition of “No, No, Sports”. Article: Purrfect job; Russian town hires cat chief to attend to strays Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #106: Don’t Talk to Me Until I’ve Had My Podcast
Order up, we’ve got “Adam and Eve on a Raft” and sweep the kitchen while you’re at it! This episode takes us back to the kitchen for a heaping helping of breakfast, but NO CELL PHONES ALLOWED. Saddle up those brown donkeys as we talk about kitschy diner signs, what spuds to have on an island, and Tanner’s second proposal. Article: Motorist wins 'hash brown' vs. cellphone trial in Connecticut Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #105: Angels in the Bdubs
Listen, you can order this podcast episode but before you do I’ll need you to sign a waiver. This episode is tasty, but dangerous. Grab your ranch, grab your celery, and put on your bib as these boys discuss Nate’s airport embarrassment, Pepto-Bismol conspiracies, and the sauce within. Article: Speeding Teenage Driver In Canada Blames Hot Wings Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #104: Hocus Focus
Say cheese! Abra Kadabra! Pasta Fazool! That’s a great picture. Let me just crop it nice, add a filter, and also curse it real quick. This week we are joined by a special guest, Keith from the Pop Up Film Cast! He joins the craziness as we delve into vape spells, selfie curses, and the return of Super or Pooper. The Pop Up Film Cast is a fun podcast that you should check out! It can be found here. Their Twitter is @PopUpFilmCast. Article: Romania’s Witches Use The Web To Keep Customers Spellbound Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Reissue #2: Koala Land
This week our schedules were just a bit too busy to be able to record, so we have an old favorite to share with you instead! Throw on your stovepipe hat and your biggest fanny pack, it’s time to get randy! It’s a blast from the past on this week’s episode, and it’s time for four scores to be settled. Throw around the ol’ possum as we discuss unnecessary basketball movies, Osmosis Jones, and John Wilkes Tollbooths. Article: Leaping Kangaroo Smashes Into Unsuspecting Cyclist In Australia Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #103: Bouncin’ Like Blood on the Ice
Alright, first time? Yeah I don’t ski much either but hey I am your instructor. Gee golly there’s a moose bearing down on us! No time like now to learn how to ski. Here’s some instructional videos for you, in which they discuss Nate’s degree, “Sports, No, No”, and saving the Ski Lodge. Article: Moose Chases Skiers At Colorado Resort Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #102: Ladlesville
Alright who’s next. Oh you? Alright, place your tray there and let me pile it high with some good great content. Listen up as we talk about our favorite school lunches, Alaska towns, and, oh yeah Nate’s gone. Article: Mississippi community left confused after bowls of mashed potatoes mysteriously keep appearing Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #101: Dalmations
With 100 episodes down, the boys are back with a brand new formula where we basically do that same thing that we did all the other times but with 100% more dalmations. This time we are cleaning house, literally. There was a dirty house, and we create a hero that is going to do something about that. Squeegee off that window and listen as we discuss work foot etiquette, Drew’s horrible silly putty incident, and the stuff that the janitor threw on puke in elementary school. You know? When that one kid vomited everywhere? And everyone was just real upset? Goddamn damn it, Kyle. That’s some real every kid stuff right there. Article: Stranger breaks into Marlborough home, steals nothing, cleans house, makes origami Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #100: I Only Had One Beer!
Do you need anything from the grocery store? We were gonna head over there to grab some snacks, some beer, and THE ONE. Crack open a cold one as we celebrate our 100th episode, reminisce about episodes of the past, and discuss whether the hulk smokes weed. Stay tuned at the end for our own version of an mid-credit scene! Article: Not only was the screaming man in the Publix parking lot punching cars, he was naked Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #99: Is That a Rack of Ribs in Your Pants or Are You Just Podcast to See Me?
Oh oh oh, its magic... you know. Never believe it's not a new episode of Headline Heroes! The boys are back with a couple of tricks up their sleeves, and a few hamburger buns in their pants. Sit back and be amazed as we present how to celebrate our 100th episode, how much doves can carry, and Nate’s favorite magic show. Article: Florida man caught with 'full rack of ribs' in his pants, police say Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #98: Fruit by the Crook
This episode is a little bit sweet and a little bit sour. And the forecast calls for cloudy skies with a chance of skittles. Grab your umbrella out there folks, while we go to commercial. You’ll hear a lot about alternate Thanos plans, the Smash Brother Cinematic Universe, and which fruit would be the best to have for a head. Article: 'No Evidence Of Extraterrestrial Activity,' NYPD Says As City Is Bathed In Blue Light Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #97: Home Alone Automation
While the Drew is away, the boys shall play. This week Nate and Tanner are bringing their homes into the 21st Century by looking back at the famous Disney Channel movie Smart House. Get your house to the next level with our DIY tips about avoiding movie spoilers, the escalation of Home Alone villains, and toilet paper restraints. Article: Security Camera Catches Prowling Suspect Licking Doorbell For 3 Hours Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #96: Bees?????????
Was your father a beekeeper? Because it looks like someone put bees in your eyes. Buzz Buzz! Well, we will call 911 for you, but in the meantime let us regale you with Independence Day, the Power Ranger’s ooze, and Tanner’s new wedding date. Article: Doctors find four bees in woman's eye, feeding on her tears Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #95: Uber Beats
Hey it’s us, your UberEats drivers. We’re out front with a brand new podcast for you. Oops we think we’re actually in the wrong city, we’ll be there in a flash. But don’t you worry, once we get there we’ll have a piping hot podcast for you with Tanner’s controversial food opinions, strange orders at the drive-thru Q/A, and smashing mailboxes. Article: German teenager loses driving license after 49 minutes Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #94: Jingle All the Pray
It’s here at last: Christmas in April! The tree is up, the presents are wrapped, and the mantises are praying. But be careful what you wish for, especially if what you wish for is Camp games, an Ant-man theory, or bug dissection. Article: Over 100 Praying Mantises Take Over Home After Woman Buys Infested Christmas Tree Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #93: Eye for an I, Robot
This week’s episode deals with some heavy subject matter: Bill Engvall’s current status. Oh also we make a robot hero that protects kids or something. Walk the appropriate speed over here so I can tell you all about getting detention, mean older brothers, and giving parents wedgies. Article: ISS robot accuses crew of being mean Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #92: Specter-cide
I guess you could say this episode has a bit of a green thumb. Join us as we get down in the garden, rip out those weeds, and taste some dirt. We have plenty to talk about like Marvel-madness, knowing when you are an Iron Man, and we have a couple of updates for you. Article: Dead gardener may have taken revenge from beyond the grave Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #91: No Rules Just Fight
G’day, mate! How many? Two? Alright, table or booth? Great right this way. Today’s special is a kick ass bloomin’ onion that will knock your socks off and unlock your latent superpowers. While you peruse the menu, why don’t I fill you up with some flooded basements, walkabouts, and beefy kangaroos. Article: [Daughter ran after parents with knife after they refused to take her to Outback](https://www.ktvu.com/news/court-documents-daughter-ran-after-parents-with-knife-after-they-refused-to-take-her-to-outback? Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #90: Get In, We’re Going Robbing
Listen, we get it. Being a villain in THIS economy? Are you kidding me?! Never fear, our latest comic creation has you covered. Pull out your phone and place an order for the first 10 Ocean’s movies, the proper name for an airship, and laser mini bars. Article: Indiana man takes cab to and from bank to rob it, police say Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #89: The Stash of Superman
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s melting my face! WHY DID I LOOK AT IT? Hey sorry about that, but shit happens when you get to the top of a pyramid. While you recover listen to us talk about Business Tanner, pee timing, and Drew’s old movie reviews. Article: Egypt Authorities Investigate X-Rated Photos On Top Of Great Pyramid Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #88: The Social Nutwork
Listen, before we get started we just want to be straight with you. In this episode, we talk A LOT about truck nuts. We didn’t ask for this, we didn’t want this, but we did it. Buckle up and listen to us talk about the continued curse of the Minnesota mozzarella sticks, supporting our troops, and all the tips you’ll need for a successful trip to “The Veg”. Article: North Carolina man searching for Ford pickup his wife was born in 36 years ago Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #87: Tooth Hurty
Hey there, it's been awhile! Have you brushed your teeth? Flossed? Don’t lie to us, we can tell! Let us get our hands on those chompers. Open wide as we try to talk to you about our Valentine’s Day plans, As Told By Ginger, and finally Tooth Horse. Article: Alabama Woman Is Frightened After Zombie Teeth Get Stuck In Her Mouth Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Reissue #1: The Sauce is McRib
This week our schedules were just a too busy to be able to record, so we have an old favorite to share with you instead! Get ready for the crunchiest prison escape story ever told. This week we smooth out the details of Mr Ed’s dark secret, mom names, and the return of everyone’s favorite name game. Article: Inmates use peanut butter to escape Alabama jail Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #86: Fatamari Damacy
Get out of the way! There’s a giant ball of fat heading your way! Duck into that London phone booth. That ought to help. While you’re in there, and not about to die, let us show you this episode. Nate’s gone, but Tanner and Drew hold up the fort no problem. They talk about the triumph of cinema “The Day After Tomorrow”, the value menu, and a bunch of greasy aliens. Article: Massive Fatberg Found Blocking Sewer In British Seaside Town Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #85: Milk’s Favorite Podcast
Get out a big glass of milk, because daddy splurged and bought a special treat for everyone. Dunk on in as we discuss the death of The Dream, school sponsored tragedies, and saying the word “Cream” far too many times. Article: Football players suspended from team for running naked with Oreos wedged in buttocks Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #84: St. Nicktatorship
Have you been naughty or extra naughty? Santa’s got some punishment for you. While you’re enslaved with the fear of entering the island of misfit toys, listen up to this. We talk about Drew’s fun new game, Big Brother Mooch, and our first ever fan email. Article: Norman's long-time Santa Claus struck by car on OU campus, now hospitalized Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #83: Pirates of the Scaribbean
This episode may not have Drew in it but it DOES have everything you could hope for in a good story: love, marriage, heartbreak, absent fathers, and ghost babies. Grab a bottle of rum and listen in as we discuss cousin Oliver, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Drew’s experimental surgery. Article: Irish woman, fed up of trying to find perfect man, marries 300 year old ghost of pirate Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #82: Hanna-Barbaric
Cast your mind back to those sweet Saturday mornings where you’d get up early, grab some cereal, and hunker down in front of the TV for some Hanna-Barbera cartoons. Wasn’t that great? Well, this episode is gonna try to murder them. Start chomping away on that cereal as we talk about our return from the holidays, cartoon baby adoption, and the most dangerous game: Jabberjaw. Article: Florida Man Dressed as Fred Flintstone Stopped By Deputy Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Special Edition #12: It's a 'Best of' Episode
Happy New Year! Only one more year before we can make "hindsight is 2020" jokes, and that right there is reason enough to celebrate. We are coming at you with another special edition. That's right! It's a 'best of' episode! Listen back to some of the best moments from episodes 1-6, back when our podcast was just a humble seed. Look at us now! We are still a seed, just one we forgot to water. Anyway, enjoy! Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Special Edition #11: Santa Farce
Merry Christmas everyone! We hope it's fantastic for you, and hey if you need a break from the ol' family, here's an episode for you! It was recorded over a month ago, when we all gathered together in Omaha to visit Tanner. And as is now tradition, we watched a shitty movie. So lock the bathroom door, put in your earbugs to drown out your family yelling at each other for not bringing the relish tray, and enjoy! Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #81: Seal of Approval
How about some sushi in your face? Served up by a seal!? You are in for a treat with this episode then. Join Tanner and Drew, as they talk about missing Nate, Nate where are you, and of course, Nate please come back. Article: Why Did An Octopus-Wielding Seal Slap A Kayaker In The Face? Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #80: Bloody Carrey
This episode fits like a glove as we talk about the cinematic triumph of our time. Pull out your pet sleuthing skills as we talk from our butts about Space Jam boxing, satisfying Post-It notes, and aaaaaaaall righty then. Article: Man crashes into tree after driving with his head out car window 'like Ace Ventura' Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #79: Quantum H.A.N.K.
Warning: This episode may be extremely offensive to any survivors of The Great Chicago Fire. If you feel up to listening, brace yourself for discussions of the original Buzzfeeder, overpriced pretzels, and yet more fast food talk. Article: Wormhole? Nazi-Marked Plane Crashes Onto California Freeway, Bursts Into Flames Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #78: Think Outside the Goof
Uhhh yeah I'll take a number 78 with extra goofs. Could you put some extra tangents on that please? Thanks a lot. I sure hope the toy in my meal is either a small piece of a candy bar, a Fry Guy, or the biggest heist the fast food world has ever seen. Article: Police Respond To Erratic Driver ‘Eating A Friendly’s Ice Cream Cone While En Route To Burger King’ Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #77: Drunk Snakes on a Plane
Are you ready to DO THE DO? We sure as hell are. The cabin door is sealed and the flight attendants are ready for takeoff. Strap yourself in and get ready as we soar into Youtuber pranks, soda slogans, and our collective sons. Article: Flight Delayed After Woman Brings Emotional Support Squirrel On Plane Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #76: Yeah, We Did Another One About Poop
FLUSH! Boy was that an ordeal! Oh hey, didn’t see you there! This is awkward. Let’s distract from the awkwardness with this episode! We talk about Home Depot, diarrhea bows and vows, and our pilgrimage to see Tanner. Article: Link text Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #75: Poolice Academy 2
Stop in the name of the law! Or don’t! I can’t really stop you! OR CAN I? I don’t know where I’m going with this. Stuff your ears with this episode. We talk about gifted Animorphs, the art of the deal, and not listening to other podcasts (but do, we aren’t your parents). Article: Suspected drug dealer now hasn’t been for a poo for 34 DAYS as prison toilet strike continues Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #74: Halloween Heroes 2: The Final Chapter
Happy Halloween everyone. I know we spooked you before, but we are coming right back at you with the spook! It’s Halloween afterall! Or close enough, don’t @ us. Bring a second pair of pants and listen to us talk about Who’s Line Is It Anyway, Mr Freeze’s classic catchphrases, and the return of our Halloween tradition. Article: Woman Gets Contact Lens Stuck In Eye For 28 Years Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #73: Bouncy Bear
YA'LL LIKE BEARS!? Article: Is a hunt the answer when bears start getting bolder? Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #72: When the Moon Hits Your Thigh Like a Big Pizza Pie
Tanner is off chasing waterfalls this episode (even though we told him to stick to rivers and lakes) so it’s just Nate and Drew this time. Pull out your notepad and be prepared to write down some ripe Drew knowledge as he fills you in on the best noodles, Space Chopped, and the height of the United States. Article: Satan Ruled Out As Experts Puzzle Over Mysterious Flaming Pit In Arkansas Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #71: The Good, the Bad, and the Gators
This podcast episode ain’t big enough for the 3 of us. Well, maybe it is if we can just get rid of all these damn alligators. Come sit with us by the campfire as we tell you tales of fun chip clips, GooseBoomps, and funeral war crimes. Article: Great-grandmother kills 12-foot gator with one shot; she thinks it ate her miniature horse Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #70: The People’s Butt
Can you smell what The Rock is cooking? You might want to be careful, because it could be explosive. Or cod. Or both. If you’d prefer to steer clear, come over to our house and we’ll tell you about our new favorite AAA video game, the Screen Actor’s Guild, and wrestling in the ‘90s. Article: Virginia Man Accused Of Rubbing Produce On Buttocks And Putting It Back On Shelves Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #69: Sixty-Brine
The Pickle Fair is finally here, and the festivities are in full swing! Tickle my pickle as we discuss everything. Drew brings his general grievances to court, we talk about the perfect Bloody Mary, and we reveal Nate’s deadly sin. Ho boy what an episode! Article: Sweet Or Sour? Pickle Fair Hits Boston's Seaport District Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #68: Set Sail For Fun
ar me mateys! I just emerged from this salted pork barrel, and I’m ready to hit some theme parks. Who’s with me? T-shirts are on me! It’s a five hour drive on my ship, but we can share some scuttlebutt about souvenir t-shirts, the shelf life of pork, and our favorite comedian’s health condition. Article: An escaped parrot stuck on a roof told its rescuers to ‘f*** off’ Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #67: Chairman of the Paddle Board
Paddle down your boards and don’t be late! It’s time for another episode of Headline Heroes! Listen up as we come to you live from the field with a PSL update, bad video quality, and we get a call from an angry listener. Article: Man dons suit, paddle boards across Hudson to make meeting on time Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #66: Four Thumbs Good, Two Thumbs Bad
Hey how many thumbs do you have? Not two? Perfect. Welcome to the thumb mob. We’re going to war against these here pigs. So thumb up, and listen to our mob training videos, which cover some shitty banter about Rob Schneider, what’s in a cannoli, and all this peanut butter in my books. Article: An ‘obviously drunk guy’ in Ohio told police a pig was following him. He was sober, and the pig was real. Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #65: If You Give a Mouse a PIN
Ahh! In the corner! There’s a rat! Get it! Get it! Golly if only there was a rat catching superhero! Well, while we think on that, why don’t you listen to us ramble mindlessly about rat catching long cons, the classic Matthew Broderick film “Mouse Hunt”, and of course Drew’s feature film debut. Article: Hungry rat shreds more than $17,500 of cash inside ATM in India Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #64: Hot Dog Mojo
Ay, oh whatchu want on your premo 100% beef dog? Keep it snappy I got a line formin’ here! I got all the fixins you could ever want: Keanu Powers: International Neo of Mystery, the danger of Cheddarwurst Chin, and our serial killer scenario that comes to us a little too easily. Also, we’re out of relish. Sorry. Article: Phillie Phanatic Shoots Baseball Fan In the Eye With Hot Dog Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #63: Eyes on the Prize
Come one, come all! Step right up, and let me guess your weight or some shit. This episode is a bucket of fun. Wind up your arm hole, lean on your left toe, and huck that chuck at this here milk thing. Meanwhile, we’re going to talk about our favorite carnival prizes, Tanner’s fight, and Drew’s height. Article: Man Loses Life Savings Playing Carnival Game, Wins Giant Banana Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #62: There’s Your (Zodiac) Sign
I hope you’re hungry, because this episode is all-you-can-hear! With Drew lost in time and space, we had a hot, fresh guest delivered right to our door. Join us as we dig into some egg rolls and discuss movie scene pitches, uncover the Zodiac Killer identity, and reveal what food we could eat a ton of. Article: All-you-can-eat restaurant closes after customers eat too much Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #61: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
Wuts up you lit fams, who's gucci to dab in this here family friendly dance function? Swell! Thrill ur trill, flip that flop, and save room for Jesus as we text at you some knowledge on The Great Australian Conspiracy, Junkyard Wars, and ;D Article: Lottery Winner Picks Up Check In Emoji Wink Mask Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #60: Suze Over My Hammy
Blast off in 3… 2… 1… And we have lift off. To your left, you will see the sun setting on the horizon, and on your right is a new episode of your favorite podcast, Headline Heroes! Let’s do a comms check and listen in as we discuss Tanner’s vertical leap, rabbits on the moon, and the sequel we’ve all been waiting for. Article: Woman Says Neil Armstrong Gave Her A Vial Of Moon Dust, Sues NASA To Keep It Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #59: Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Only Left Turns
Drivers! Start your engines! We want a clean fight here. No unnecessary roughness, but of course all headbutts. Meanwhile, here’s another episode, in which we discuss Rules of Engagement Advice, Jurassic NASCAR, and HeadOn, apply directly to head. Article: Woman Gets Head Stuck In Exhaust Pipe Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail: 319-596-6766 Reddit Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Special Edition #10: The One Where Drew Watches The Simpsons
Tanner is gone, so Nate finally sat Drew down and forced him to watch an episode of The Simpsons. Listen in as they discuss the episode “You Only Move Twice” and along the way, they talk about flying houses, bridal showers, and Drew’s coffee run. Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #58: Risky Sockness
Who’s hungry for some Greek… socks. Anyone? Alright, while you’re perusing the menu, we’re going to talk about Grounded for Life, Foreman McCallister, and whether or not pissing your pants is public urination. Article - https://bit.ly/2tx0fIo Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #57: Mob Rescue
Rev up those fryers because I am ready to podcast! We’re cooking up an extra special episode for you this week. Order up and listen to us discuss Bar Rescue, Capri Sun commercials, and a shit load of rats. Article - https://bit.ly/2JNhoaV Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Special Edition #9: Traffic Jam Session
Vroom Vroom. Rev up those engines and get on the road before traffic hits! Drew is mysteriously missing this week, and the boys have given up hope of ever seeing him again. Call dibs on shotgun while we tune the radio to the Fast and Furious franchise, Pepsi accidents, and our latest movie pitch. Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #56: The Bear Facts, Folks
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Well, you will be by the time this episode finishes. We think that a 5 by 5 foot machine could turn trees into waffles faster than a giant man with waffle irons for hands. Gather round this here campfire as we talk about waffle tall-tales, horrible ballsses, and Cat Steven’s apotheosis. Article - https://bit.ly/2Juc5gt Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #55: The Krystal
You know what’s great? The Krystal. My favorite part about the Krystal is how it’s really krystally, and how it’s always there for you. I love the Krystal. Krystal Krystal Krystal. Krystal. Here’s an episode. Topics: Lake Placid sequels, geese and how they suck, and Battle Animal Powers. Article - https://bit.ly/2J1u2Te Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #54: Lawnside Heroes
Sniff Sniff What… what is that stanky, horrible smell? It smells like an egg that ate a skunk that ate another skunk. Where’s that coming from? Well, while we try to nose this out, why don’t you listen up to this episode here. We talk about grass types (but not Pokémon), smelly roommates, and alien visitors with gifts of Mexican. Article - https://fxn.ws/2sC61ue Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #53: Love is Love Bird
In this episode we take to the skies yet again. This time with a flying ostrich. That’s normal, right? Chirp away as we talk about Hardware Nate, Matthew Broderick acting choices, and we get a surprise voicemail. Article -https://bit.ly/2k1F8J6 Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #52: Fart Mug
In this episode you gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em. Know when to steal a boy, know when to run (from the police). While we are busy going to prison, why don’t you listen to us talk about Spencer’s gifts, Drew and Nate’s new living arrangements, and the goose poop kid. Article -https://bit.ly/2jP6i65 Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #51: Koala Land
Throw on your stovepipe hat and your biggest fanny pack, it’s time to get randy! It’s a blast from the past on this week’s episode, and it’s time for four scores to be settled. Throw around the ol’ possum as we discuss unnecessary basketball movies, Osmosis Jones, and John Wilkes Tollbooths. Article - https://bit.ly/2DXrAXx Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #50: Cliché 50th Episode Spectacular
Can you believe it has already been 50 episodes of Headline Heroes? We definitely can’t, and we proved it in this episode. Join in as we take your questions and give you the answers you’ve been dying for. Then tune in as Drew presents a quiz, and Carl sends us an urgent message. Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #49: When You Wish Upon a Phil
We predict this episode will be weird and wet. And we are right. Gather around our genie crystal ball to see wet dollar bills, Bedazzled, and a return to Thug Looney Toons. Article - https://bit.ly/2Ga64E9 Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #48: Elton John Don’t Sue Us, Please
What’s that in the sky! It’s a rocket! It’s a ghost! No! It’s a rocket ghost! Let’s start the countdown from 10 as we discuss Power Rangers of Oz, giant Earth sized magnets, and we get a first hand report on how to cook a podcast. Article - https://bit.ly/2qhWPHk Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #47: THAT
It’s time to talk about That. You may want to talk about It, but we’re talking about That. That’s that. Does that clear that up? Insert a quarter and try to win a prize as we clear our throats, 9 foot Tom Hanks, and a Kenan and Kel reunion. Article - https://bit.ly/2Gwzrkc Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #46: Banana You Glad I Didn’t Say Orange?
Oops, look out! You almost stepped on that banana peel you silly goose. What’s the peel doing out in that tennis court!? Take a seat and learn how to open a banana, get an update about your favorite blue collar comedian, and remember America’s most roided president. Article - https://bit.ly/2J0Ak29 Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Special Edition #8: Thunderpants 2.0
What do we choose to do when we are all actually together? We watch a terrible movie, literally about a kid who farts too much. I don't know what else to say here. Our original plan was to improv a sequel to this movie, but we pulled a last minute audible and decided it needed an entire reboot. Anyway, enjoy! Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #45: Chicken Pun
It’s been so long since we recorded together that I don’t even remember what to put here. Boy is there egg on my face! Turn on your chicken finder and see if you can locate Wings and Rings, a Chicken Fight Pyramid Scheme, and Egg grenades. Article - http://bit.ly/2GBatN9 Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Special Edition #7: Basically Face/Off
Completing the trilogy of being one cohost down, Drew and Tanner come up with a completely original idea. Turn your face dials to listen as we talk about National Pretend You’re Not Stupid Day, having feet for hands, and the world's greatest plot twist. Article - http://on.mash.to/2ERNWy3 Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728 Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Special Edition #6: What’s in a Name?
Tanner’s gone this week but not forgotten. In fact, he called in with a new twist on what we do here at Headline Heroes. Listen to Drew and Nate’s angelic voices as they discuss baked goods, Grandpa Joe, and mistaken identity on the phone. Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Bonus Episode #1: The Lost Episode
Oh what's this? An episode, and it's not even Tuesday!? Well, that's because we present to you our first bonus episode! You see, last year we sat down to record an episode only to realize all too late that we had lost Tanner's audio. But we are not ones to waste! After months of hard work, we were able to fix it as best as we can so that Tanner is present! Enjoy! Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Special Edition #5: Radioactive Man
Episode Notes Drew is gone for this episode, so Tanner and Nate go a little WILD. Okay fine, they watch The Simpsons and talk about it. If you’re interested in two idiots giggling at Simpsons gags, boy howdy do we have a podcast for you. Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #44: Cat Scratch Reader
Shhhhhhhhh… you’re in a library silly. You got to be quiet! While you’re here, would you like to check out a book on cat Wishbone, Dr. Suess’ secret manuscript, and big ol' nerdy glasses? Better get a library card first! Article - http://bit.ly/2ClZKSY Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #43: The Frumpy Banana
This week we needed a little bit of help, so we lit the Guest Signal and our friend Derek, from The Wild Pitch and the Pop Up Film Cast, appeared! Hold on for a second while we jump into a phone booth and discuss Tanner’s vast LOST knowledge, growing your beard all at once, and the most we’ve ever done for a costume. The Wild Pitch - http://wildpitchpodcast.com/ Wild Pitch Twitter - https://twitter.com/wildpitchcast Pop Up Film Cast - https://popupfilmcast.podbean.com/ Pop Up Film Cast Twitter - https://twitter.com/popupfilmcast Article - http://bit.ly/2G5Bo2h Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #42: S.P.O.OK?
When there’s something strange, eating in your house. Who you gonna call? Preferably not us. We are too busy talking about our favorite Superbowl commercials, how to pronounce raccoon, and how necessary it was to see Bart’s dick. Spoiler alert: we talk about how Dumbledore dies in that one book or whatever. Article - http://bit.ly/2rWUbe2 Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1758341814475728/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #41: That’s a Bad Bake, Nathan
We just got back from the future and boy are our arms tired! The future is pretty crazy, seeing as it’s turned into a full out eagle/raccoon war. We also can report in the future there are swiss rolls, talon fight clubs, and tanooki suits. Article - http://bit.ly/2Fi4tan Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/HeadlineHeroes/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Reddit - www.reddit.com/r/HeadlineHeroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #40: Whale That’s All, Folks
Whale, whale, whale what do we have here? It’s a new issue of Headline Heroes, featuring a look at everyone’s favorite young adult novels! Have a whale of a time with us as we talk about our search for mozzarella sticks, brain blasts, and our very first weather report. Article - http://bit.ly/1iLZPxR Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/HeadlineHeroes/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Join our subreddit! reddit.com/r/headlineheroes Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #39: Drunk Mr Freeze
Crack open a cold one, ‘cause it’s time for your favorite podcast. We love you SO muCH, nd your our BEST FRIEND. GET OFF OF US while we talk animal crackers, Jack and Jill survival, and the next big cooking podcast. Article - http://wapo.st/2yd89Lp Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/HeadlineHeroes/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #38: Dax Shepard Jr.
This week’s episode is a blast from the past. Or maybe the future? We aren't sure I guess. Stare into your reflection and try to see us discuss the best Headline Heroes bromance pairings, our in-depth Star Wars knowledge, and what movies have the best time travel. Article - http://bit.ly/2DvrTJx Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/HeadlineHeroes/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #37: Mush Heads vs. Crunch Nuts
Happy New Year everyone! We are back with OG Headline Heroes. Break some records with us as we delve into the Tanner’s big secret, a Guiness World War, and how we eat our cereal. Article - http://bit.ly/2Cqrv18 Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/HeadlineHeroes/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Special Edition #4: Headline Heroes Holiday Special
Happy Holidays everyone! Are you ready to get jolly at Derek’s grandparent’s house? Santa is down and out and it’s up to our heroes (and even some villains) to save the day. Hold on to your nog as they defeat Anti-Santa and make sure every good girl and boy gets the present they deserve. Article - http://fxn.ws/2Bo8MCA Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/HeadlineHeroes/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Special Edition #3: Boys in the House
In this special edition, we are recording in the same room, and it is WEIRD. We start out with opening a very special gift, and then we move on to confront one of our biggest regrets. Buckle up and hear us talk about the relationship between buffalo & Tim Allen grunts, a band of only harmonicas, and a ghost/human relationship. Article - http://nbcnews.to/2kG6iVQ Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/HeadlineHeroes/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #36: Potato Paul
It’s time to cook a potato, do you know where YOUR children are? Load up that spud while we dip into iced tea roombas, ancient potato caves, and, of course, blowing up a baby. Article - http://bit.ly/2zZa4zW Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/HeadlineHeroes/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766 Find out more at https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co
Issue #35: The Sauce is McRib
Get ready for the crunchiest prison escape story ever told. This week we smooth out the details of Mister Ed’s dark secret, mom names, and the return of everyone’s favorite name game. Article -http://cnn.it/2ubaoba Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/HeadlineHeroes/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766
Issue #34: This One is For the Fans
Wait until you get a taste of this episode. It’s really gonna take you to Flavortown. If you’re a supertaster you might catch hints of the death of Barney, how to make a peanut butter sandwich, and the surprise appearance of everyone’s favorite purple guy. Article - http://bit.ly/2BadOiC Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/HeadlineHeroes/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766
Issue #33: It’s Just a Prank, Bro
Chill, dude. This episode is just a joke. Can’t you take a joke? Now get your head in the toilet and hear us discuss Tanner’s new house, how to take pranks to the city level, and tales of our high school glory days. Article - http://bit.ly/2iXPQzB Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/HeadlineHeroes/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766
Issue #32: My Toilet Ghostero
What happens when we get an article about a haunted bathroom? A lot actually. Like a lot. Join as we are flushed down the drain and discuss Nate’s new leaf bed, Banjo-Kazooie, and thug Looney Tunes. Article - http://bit.ly/2hUdEEI Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/HeadlineHeroes/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com Voicemail - 319-596-6766
Issue #31: For Whom the Smell Tolls
Smell ya later! Or wait you just got here! Smell ya now, I guess! Grab your gas masks, because it’s about to get positively putrid in here. During this episode you may catch a whiff of Guy Fieri, a Tolkien walking tour of Iowa, and a brand new segment about our failure. Article - http://bit.ly/2fsST12 Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/HeadlineHeroes/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com
Issue #30: Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice
Happy Halloween! Welcome to the latest episode of the best Dick Cheney fancast. This week we have an especially spooky discussion about everyone’s top “The Breakfast Club” cast member! It’s time to get presidential as we talk the Harlem Globetrotter animated series, how to kill a pumpkin, and the return of everyone’s favorite Halloween tradition. Special thanks to Carl Sorenson for this weeks spooky intro music! Article - http://bit.ly/2gLsOib Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/HeadlineHeroes/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com
Issue #29: Dutch Loven
We are recovering after Tanner’s Birthday, and let me tell you, that was a rager! We pull ourselves together and manage to bake up an episode. This recipe calls for 1 cup vampire, 2 tablespoons of archery, and of course, love. Article - http://cbsn.ws/2hXVd1e Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/HeadlineHeroes/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com
Issue #28: A Cow and His Boy
As if being punished for his corduroy lies, Drew is a sick, sick boy for this issue. However, Tanner and Nate forced him to put on the headphones and create a superhero for your amusement. Take your cattle out to graze as we talk about The Santa Clause, Granny Torino, and a very high Mayor McCheese. Article - http://bit.ly/2ge3MrX Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/HeadlineHeroes/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com
Issue #27: Ictopus
This week starts on a more serious note, as we bring harsh accusations against Drew for the horrendous lies he has told us. If we manage to keep the podcast together we’ll probably discuss great detective puns, Tanner’s birthday, and Jack the Ripper. Article - http://bit.ly/2xpAhun Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/HeadlineHeroes/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com
Issue #26: Juggle Junior
Hey everybody, it turns out Tanner is NOT dead (big fat liar, that one) so he’s back with us again! These three boys are back together at last and ready to talk about all things juggling, including: the Karate Kid, heroine, and Tanner’s mysterious death/resurrection last week. Article - http://nbcnews.to/2yg2tzX Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/HeadlineHeroes/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com
Special Edition #2: Bee v Bee
We bring you another special edition of Headline Heroes. Tanner is gone this week sadly, but Nate and Drew tackle something a little different than the norm: Bee goes in. Bee comes out. And they explain that. Article - http://bit.ly/2y4bLPo Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/HeadlineHeroes/ Email - headlineheroescast@gmail.com
Issue #25: Mon Goose, Mon Problems
Somewhere out in the darkness, a wild mongoose howls. Grab your BMX bike and join us as we talk Spongebob jokes, Property Brothers, and only the hottest Fantasy Football tips. Article - http://bit.ly/2xh8kE Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/
Issue #24: Cruncha Muncha
Who’s hungry? Us, apparently. We’re back in the kitchen and cooking up a new hero for you! Join us as we fry up a new trivia game, carefully season the rules of competitive eating, and spice up our usual intro material Article - http://bit.ly/2wvCMJA Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/
Issue #23: The Hand that Feeds
Are you ready to talk about butts? Tough puppets, ‘cause we are. Get on in here and let us tell you about horsepower and a return of everyone’s favorite superhero trivia game! Article - http://bit.ly/2xtfPoU Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/
Issue #22: Electra-curricular Activities
It’s time for us to get back to basics, but can we even remember how to do this anymore? Hear us stumble through excuses for leaving school, the adult nature of Nine Lives, and what babies sound like. Article - http://bit.ly/2uZuuq7 Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com
Issue #21: Crisis of Infinite Headlines: Part 2
President Lisk has struck a blow to America, and has set his eyes on the rest of the world. Will his nefarious plot go through as planned? Can our heroes band together and stop him before it’s too late? http://bit.ly/2uZuuq7 http://bit.ly/2wZ1gJD http://bit.ly/2vLSnED
Issue #20: Crisis of Infinite Headlines: Part 1
This is it, our first true crossover event. It’s all been leading to this. Governor Lisk’s devious plot is finally revealed. http://nbcnews.to/2tUIq4V http://bit.ly/2u4bCtK http://bit.ly/2wKPoL3
Special Edition #1: The Road to Bushido Sobo
In this special edition of Headline Heroes, you get an inside look at the recording of our very first episode: Hard Hits, Harder Candy. Learn the dark, gritty details of our hosting trio’s origin story.
Issue #19: Brown Streak (Independence Day except with Donkeys)
Episode Note: You may notice this episode's audio is a little rougher than our usual. We had a couple of audio issues this time around, but this episode was too good to leave on the cutting room floor. I’ll be honest, we all got a little lost in this week’s episode. Join us as we bray about Bill Engvall life advice, Eddie Murphy movies, and Shrek getting Wrecked. Bonus: Drew shares his shocking movie knowledge. Article - http://bit.ly/2urQRqi Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/
Issue #18: Cloudy with a Chance of Powers
Hold on to your hats, it's about to get windy! Forecasts show a high chance of discussions about The Weather Channel, Tanner’s devastating mistake, and the Ringbearer Muggsy Bogues. Bonus: Drew puts Nate on blast. Article - http://bit.ly/2gSWj0J Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/
Issue #17: Insert Egyptian Name Here
In this purr-fect episode we look at a paw-some, hiss-terical article. It’s a cat. It’s about a cat. Better take your allergy meds as we discuss Cat Puns and their secret meaning, realizing we need to go back to school, and Tanner hears all about Telltale’s Spider-Man: Homecoming. Bonus: Nate puts aside the Diet A&W for a new refreshing drink. Article - http://on.today.com/2sX1PDx Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/
Issue #16: Barrel Aged Gears
This episode of Headline Heroes is a little tipsy. Listen to our drunken ramblings about crotch cannons, Animorphs, and chili beers. Bonus: Tanner finally gets his lightning strike. Article - http://on.today.com/2sX1PDx Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/
Issue #15: Thunder Lizard Arson
It's time for our podcast to go prehistoric. Go extinct as we talk about sports awards, deals with the devil, and the T-Rex Shuffle. Article - http://ietv.co/2rqNSNx Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/
Issue #14: Caramel reUniters
This week our superhero universe goes cosmic as our first aliens make an appearance! Tune in as we discuss what a giraffe is, cookies, and wooden Shrek. Article - http://bit.ly/2sQ9rZo Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/
Issue #13: Started with a Raccoon, Now We’re Here
A champion of coercion is born into our universe, as an old friend snakes his way onto the scene. Along the way we discuss Tony Robbins, the Necronomicon, and our E3 Booth. Article - http://bit.ly/2smo86z Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/
Issue #12: A Nightlight in the Darkness
Ready to exit the scare zone? Well too bad! Our journey to the nightmare realm takes us through Dump Truck chips, Pajama Sam, and Garage doors. Article - http://ind.pn/2n7I0Z4 Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/
Issue #11: Nightmare on Elementary Street
In this hair-raising episode, we dive into the paranormal. Get spooked as we discuss degrees of possession, Larry the Cable Guy Fieri, and Brendan Fraser. Article - http://bit.ly/2mCj6jv Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/
Issue #10: Glazed and Confused
In this issue we create a doughy, glazed hero and bring back some caffeinated classics. Join us as we discuss Dunkin Donuts, french creme, and limbering up. Article - http://bit.ly/2r7gEkg Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/
Issue #9: A Snake in the Grass
In this issue we slither into the world of political intrigue. Join us as we discuss Buzz Aldrin, snake weaknesses, and pasta shapes. Article - http://bit.ly/2qLbZ9r Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/
Issue #8: CHOO CHOO
All aboard for this issue, where we create your typical, everyday man/train hybrid! Join us as we discuss anti-Santa, coal six shooters, and news that’s not weird news Article - http://huff.to/2pewvjw Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/
Issue #7: Eggshellsior!
In this issue we create the most important villain of the day. Join us as we discuss Denny’s, that NBD life, and contraband breakfast. Article - http://huff.to/2pQSBZc Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/
Issue #6: Derek
In this issue, we meet Derek. Join us as we discuss pool adrenaline, Ralph Fiennes, and Derek. Article - https://yhoo.it/2oBZZ8R Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/
Issue #5: Creepy Crawlies and NASA Follies
In this issue we accidentally create a competent supervillain that will take more than a bug zapper to beat. Join us as we discuss NASA’s hubris, so many movies, and Brendan Fraser. Article - http://cnn.it/2luHCCp Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/
Issue #4: Coffee with a Shot of Justice
In this issue we create our first fresh-brewed superduo. Join us as we discuss campus crime, scientific hazing, and watchin’ those ‘bows. Article - http://bit.ly/2nOWXzv Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/
Issue #3: The Six Million Dollar Man’s Best Friend
In this issue, we meet a reluctant hero who’d rather chase a car than a criminal, but is still a good boy. Join us as we discuss fusing canine and tech, hanging out in your parents’ basement, and McGruff the Crime Dog. Article Link - http://huff.to/2lecgfR McGruff Article Link - http://cbsloc.al/1bC7AHH
Issue #2: Enter the Sign Man
This week, a new villain alerts us to his presence (and some great, great deals). Join us as we look at sign spinning, Bill Engvall, and a town full of idiots. Article Link -https://yhoo.it/2lQELRS Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/ Bill Engvall’s Website - http://billengvall.com/
Issue #1: Hard Hits, Harder Candy
In this issue, our first hero rises...at 5am to take her morning vitamins and watch the news. Join us as we dive into ancient swords, hard candy, and helpful grandsons. Article Link - http://usat.ly/2oxxqaL Music by Carl Sorenson -http://www.carljsorenson.com/