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Season 4 Episode 1: Back in the Saddle Again
On today's episode the elephants go right back into the news of the day. Trump? WINNING. Biden? Still clueless. It's a message of hope while running down all the reasons why Biden's immigration policies are making Americans wake up and support Donald Trump. And its going to be beautiful when he wins again. After that, it's on to the real important discussion - Did the NFL make a deal with the devil to have Taylor Swift become their biggest fan? The elephants discuss!
Season 3 Episode 34: Breaking Barriers
On today’s episode the elephants cover it all! Oregon is looking to protect homeless encampments by allowing the homeless to sue anyone who harassess them for $1,000! Then it's on to the GOP primary where Donald Trump is having a town hall next week on CNN. Why? Why won’t he debate, but go on CNN? This leads to an extended discussion about all the possibilities in 2024 and how it could all play out. After that - a short chat about food prices and a story about a brave individual. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast
Season 3 Episode 33: Pretzel Day
The elephants make this one quick. Tucker Carlson continues to dominate the news and he released a short video today on Twitter. The elephants chat about the character assassination going on and the future for Tucker. Then, it's on to the GOP primary. Ron DeSantis is getting sued by Disney while he visits Japan, Trump is refusing to debate because of his lead in the polls, and there are apparently other people running as well. They finish up with a chat about the Deep State and Pretzel Day.
Season 3 Episode 32: Talkin' Tuckah
On today's episode the elephants discuss the firing of Tucker Carlson from Fox News. The elephants discuss what happened, the Dominion lawsuit, what this means for Tucker, where he goes from here, where Fox News goes from here, and everything else. Then it's on to the elephants road trip and their stop in Portland, Oregon. Don't worry, they talk about food too.
Season 3 Episode 31: We’re Winning
On today’s episode the elephants chat about the good news for us on the right. The left has to resort to making heroes out of criminals and jerks and their policies are turning their own against the cause, especially with the war on gas cars and stoves! No wonder the Biden administration is relying on Tik Tokers to spread their word.The elephants highlight one particular breakdown that is a must listen. After that - foods you should eat that the government doesn’t want you to eat. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast
Season 3 Episode 30: Truckers or Trannies
On today’s episode the elephants discuss the decline of our culture. Another liberal mass murderer struck again today and while the White House is busy giving cover to the previous one, the elephants dive into whats happening out there. Trans everything on the most popular YouTube channel, Bud Light rejecting its core for making a “trans influencer” their new face, and the White House banning Catholic priests from giving Last Rites at Walter Reed. Can this all be saved? Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast
Season 3 Episode 29: Plastic Surgery Bros
On today’s episode the elephants discuss the Trump indictment which, like most people, the elephants can’t really explain. However, the topic does turn serious because this is how the game is being played now and republicans need to fight back, not fight each other. Then its on to the culture! First, it's the Biden’s insulting the LSU women’s basketball team, then it’s men getting butt lifts! Finally - the war on meat. You will eat the bugs! Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast
Season 3 Episode 28: Indictment Eve
On today’s episode the elephants engage is wild speculation about the future of the GOP primary and President Trump as we march into uncharted territory. What do independents think about it? Will this help Trump in the long run? Can any felony conviction be seen as a positive? Is anyone paying attention? Then it’s on to the curious candidacy of Asa Hutchinson who began running for the GOP nomination by backing gun control. After that, a look into the wild world of polyamory and then our favorite Easter candy! Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast
Season 3 Episode 27: How do we fix this?
On today’s episode the elephants discuss Arizona Governor’s Press Secretary resigning in disgrace after promoting violence in a tweet. This comes on the heels of the media trying to paint the shooter as a victim. The elephants discuss their thoughts on why these shootings happen and why society is falling apart. Then, a less contentious subject - reparations. How is California going to pay for $800 Billion? Then, some talk about eggs and an update on the Pope’s health heading into Holy Week. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast
Season 3 Episode 26: Cheese Products
On today’s episode the elephants have a hard time being funny. Left wing terrorism came to Nashville and the elephants dive into the issue of leftists getting a pass in America. Next it’s on to a new poll showing that patriotism is dying. After that, the GOP race. Then…Millennials against American cheese. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast
Season 3 Episode 25: The World On Fire
On today’s episode the elephants discuss the disturbing details coming out of the Russia-China summit in Moscow this week which is being downplayed because it has nothing to do with Ukraine. It speaks to the loss of standing in the world by America. We used to lead. Now, we cower. After that it's a dive into the fragile mind of the victimized liberal and a real world example of how looking to be a victim hurts children. Then it's a non-food story to end. Sorry. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast
Season 3 Episode 24: Fighting Dirty
On today’s episode the elephants cover the latest developments in the Trump “indictment watch.” They cover the calls for protests (bad), what DeSantis can do (nothing), and their predictions for the outcome. In short, it's hard to see how this doesn’t help Trump. After that its what we should be talking about, Joe Biden vetoing bipartisan legislation that was designed to protect your retirement. Too bad it wasn't “PC”. Then it's on to NYC’s $100 million ad campaign that is already being torn to shreds and the elephants discuss fast food breakfast and the fastest growing restaurants. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast
Season 3 Episode 23: He/She/They
On today’s episode the elephants discuss the Trump indictment which is a clear sign our republic is collapsing into a farce. Then its on to an incomprehensible article about pronouns followed by a gay man’s hate letter to his family telling them if they don’t agree with them they are Nazis. What a lovely fellow. After that the elephants discuss the history of the filet o fish. Enjoy! Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast
Season 3 Episode 22: Banking For Dummies
On today’s episode the elephants discuss the Silicon Valley Bank bailout and the rush of money into large banks. This has always been the plan, slowly get rid of small banks while large banks prosper and over-time regulate away private banking until the Government runs the show. After that it's a discussion about 2024 and the Ron v. Don show. Don’s punches aren’t landing, but Ron isn’t throwing back. When will this start? After that it's a chat about an issue at an indigenous art show and the return of one of the great fast food inventions of all time. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast
Season 3 Episode 21: Risky Business
On today’s episode the elephants discuss the bailout of Silicon Valley Bank, the woke ESG practices that were prioritized over risk management, and why the only solution is a free market solution. After that it is on to 2024 - Biden is drilling for oil (yes, really), Pence is slamming Trump over J6, and Trump is praising Charlie Crist? All of that, plus a debate over ice cream and boneless wings.
Season 3 Episode 20: Your Brain on Liberalism
On today’s episode the elephants laugh and mock Colin Kaepernick for being a complete jerk to his adoptive parents while giving his biological parents who adopted him a pass. Yeah, the white people who adopted you are racist. Truly awful people. What a dweeb. After that the elephants chat about the Silicon Valley Bank crisis and why bailouts are not the answer. Then its on to the Biden budget, climate idiocy, and the elephants debate the deliciousness of stadium foods. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast
Season 3 Episode 19: Democracy Dies In Sunlight
On today’s episode the elephants chat about the January 6th tapes and why it's a complete joke that all the footage won’t be released. There used to be a day when people questioned the official narrative from the government, now only a few people are willing to ask a simple question: Is that true? After that, Filmmaker and official smart person Ken Burns compares Ron DeSantis to Stalin, Hitler, and tells us that Potemkin built his villages in Nazi Germany. A true tour de force. After that the elephants touch on a problem with the electorate and a problem with pool cabanas. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast
Season 3 Episode 18: I Paid For That Microphone!
Season 3 Episode 18: I Paid For That Microphone! The elephants discuss the 2024 primary after CPAC and the DeSantis book launch where they declare Trump the winner of the weekend and DeSantis…underwhelming. The elephants discuss how Trump is able to take control of the conversation while DeSantis plays catch up. If DeSantis wants to win he needs to control the conversation. After that it’s on to Fauci needing to go to jail and a chat about cinnamon rolls. And orange julius. And mall food. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast
Season 3 Episode 17: A Full Glass Of Sunshine
On today’s episode the elephants go long on an article that delves into why young liberals are so depressed. Liberal girls and boys are more depressed than their conservative peers. Conservative girls are even happier than liberal boys! The elephants discuss the article, its finding, their anecdotal observances, and why conservative values plus optimism are so important for children. Then its on to 2024 - first, Gov. DeSantis’s book tour is making headlines and drawing attention to his record. Meanwhile, President Trump is offering full throated endorsements of…entitlement programs? Finally - the Bidens dine out. Oh boy. Article: https://www.slowboring.com/p/why-are-young-liberals-so-depressed Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast
Season 3 Episode 16: Peep This
On today’s episode the elephants try to cover as much news as possible. The fallout from COVID-19 continues as in the past week the Department of Energy concluded that the virus likely came from a Chinese lab in Wuhan and a British study confirmed that masks are useless. Where are the hearings? Where is Fauci? Hopefully soon behind bars. After that its a quick discussion of the DeSantis book launch, his fight against Disney, why conservatives love fighting for the little guy, and corporations are getting rid of diversity and inclusion departments (shocking!). To end - Pepsi and Peeps. A match made in diabetes heaven. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast
Season 3 Episode 15: Witches Brew
On today’s episode the elephants discuss Ash Wednesday and their priest’s plea with the congregation to lose weight. After that it is on to Vivek 2024, who he is, what he is running on, and why he might be a little too smart for the job. After that its Bernie Sanders trying to introduce a 4-day work week and your bread contains more ingredients than you know. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11781377/Georgia-grand-jury-foreman-giggles-admits-awesome-subpoena-Trump.html Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast
Season 3 Episode 14: The Train To Kyiv
On today’s episode the elephants discuss Biden’s trip to Ukraine and him pledging more American dollars for a war that Ukraine wants to turn into an offensive war that will lead to an invasion of Russia. Joe has Mitch McConnell’s full support. This needs to be a central issue in the 2024 GOP primary. By the way, Joe has still not visited East Palestine, Ohio, the site of the train derailment. After that the elephants discuss Gov. Chris Sununu badmouthing conservatives in a futile effort to get the New York Times to like him. After that it's on to the cancellation of Roald Dahl and a trivia question about a seasonal food favorite. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast
Season 3 Episode 13: Hit The Weight Room
On today’s episode the elephants return from a long break to discuss all the missing news. But first - TamponGate! That’s right. Tiger Woods is back playing golf and in the middle of his first round on Thursday outdrove one of his playing partners, Justin Thomas. While walking up the fairway Tiger handed Thomas a tampon. Heads exploded. The world stopped rotating. A national crisis was unfolding. The elephants discuss the backlash, offer opposing takes, and lament the death of comedy. Then its on to the State of the Union, briefly, where one elephant makes their disdain for the event known and that the Republicans just shouldn’t show up next time. Then its on to 2024 where the elephants discuss the latest happenings in the GOP primary race. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast
Season 3 Episode 12: Disney Hates You
On today’s episode the elephants discuss the shooting down of the China Spy Balloon/Bomb which put to an end another embarrassing chapter in the Biden presidency. After that its on to the Grammy awards for a moment because they were Satanic nonsense that thankfully few people watched. Then, a new Disney show set to remind you and your kids that America is awful and you are irredeemably racist. What fun! Then - Super Bowl foods. What do you need to eat. See the Disney clip here. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast
Season 3 Episode 11: Up, Up, and Away
On today’s episode the elephants go all in on the Chinese Spy Balloon, the absurd excuses coming from the White House and Pentagon about why they won’t shoot the balloon, why “Made in China” is synonymous with crappy products and trusting this to not fail is a dereliction of duty, and why this is a clear sign America does not have the leadership it used to have. Hopefully a citizen takes matters into their own hands and takes it down. After that, its a chat about the apocalyptic weather on Mount Washington in New Hampshire (-110F wind chill) and why are there so many national food days? Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast
Season 3 Episode 10: Marvin the Martian’s Roadside Fruit Stand
On today’s episode the elephants discuss Nikki Haley announcing that she will be announcing that she will be running for the republican nomination for president. We talk about her path to victory which is slim, but exists, and why people who have little chance of winning jump into the race. Then it’s on to Trump v. DeSantis and the lines of attack Trump is testing against DeSantis and why the most obvious one is one he should be using. After that it’s some debt ceiling talk and why we shouldn’t vote to raise it (even though we know it will end up being raised) and some facts about food in space! Be sure to follow us on Twitter @elephantspcast
Season 3 Episode 9: The Trump Train Leaves The Station
On today’s episode the elephants go all in on the only interesting news story of the weekend - the GOP primary beginning to take shape. Trump hit the road to unveil his teams in New Hampshire and South Carolina and while doing so took aim at Governor DeSantis, who is rumored to be closing in on a decision on whether to run (he’s leaning yes). The elephants look at the weaknesses of some of the rumored names, the path to victory for everyone (which is basically only Trump and DeSantis) and why it’s important to remember that good people are on both sides. Then it’s on to a weird controversy over a YouTuber who helped people regain their sight by paying for their surgeries and what do you call the end slice of a loaf of bread? Be sure to follow us on Twitter @Elephantpcast
Season 3 Episode 8: Canceled For Existing
On today’s episode the elephants discuss the latest cancel culture victim, Ms. Kara Lynne, who was fired from her job for the crime of being excited for the Harry Potter video game and following conservative commentators after a trans activist named Purple Tinker complained to her employer. Remember, as a conservative you don’t cause offense with your actions, you cause offense by existing and the left will not stop until there is no one who exists on the other side. After that it's a hodgepodge of topics - ChatGPT and the rise of AI (and its liberal leanings), NYC’s noise “cameras” to combat the only problem we know of in NYC which are loud cars, and then a discussion about the Super Bowl, the team, and the food from the cities.
Season 3 Episode 7: The M&M Wars
On today’s episode the elephants chat about the latest round of documents found in Biden’s house in Delaware, this time after a 13 hour search conducted by the FBI. The truly shocking thing here is that the Biden legal team didn’t clean this up before the FBI came knocking! After that we talk about Aretha Franklin getting canceled, the M&M spokescandies being shelved, and the RNC chair fight that bewilders the elephants because it's an awful job that no sane person should want.
Season 3 Episode 6: Fake Pizza Records
On today’s episode the elephants tear into the Department of Justice for its complete farce of an investigation in Joe Biden’s “mishandling” of classified documents. Then its on top a smattering of topics. The tech layoffs have commenced and the pain is a reminder that there is no such thing as loyalty in the corporate world. Then, a chat about Olivia Dunne, the LSU gymnast who is the most followed athlete on social media. First off, good for her making money, second - lets all have a good laugh at some of her “fans.” Then the introduction of a new segment and the calling out of Pizza Hut’s fake largest pizza record.
Season 3 Episode 5: Conform or Die
On today’s episode the elephants are back! Technical troubles caused the Monday episode to be scrapped, but have no fear as the elephants center the show around the overwhelming sense of conformity we have in our society. Pressure to fit in is more like pressure to be as liberal as possible. The DOJ is the perfect exhibit of this, where they didn’t trust Trump’s lawyers to return all the documents they requested, but they 100% trust Biden’s layer’s so much so that the FBI declined to oversee the search for more Biden documents after first being notified of them. Next it's on to conformity in the workplace and the NHL, where protesting is only allowed if it is accepted liberal orthodox (not Russian Orthodox). Finally - are you murdering your co-workers by bringing cake to the office? A bureaucrat in the UK says yes you are you evil idiot.
Season 3 Episode 4: China Joe’s $54 Million Payday
On today’s episode the elephants dive right into the breaking news that President Joe Biden had been storing classified documents at a “think tank” bought and paid for by Chinese Government affiliated persons and entities. After giggling about the idea of a Biden think tank the elephants call for an immediate investigation and wonder how the press would be wondering if it was “Russia” and “Mar-a-Lago” instead of “China” and “Joe Biden’s Think Tank”. After that the elephants tackle the upcoming gas stove ban, America’s baby bust, and an American tradition makes a comeback at the Capitol.
Season 3 Episode 3: Is Your Farm Gay?
On today’s episode the elephants go extra extra long. First, its nonsense talk at the beginning about college football. Then, President Biden stole classified information from the government. When will he be charged with a crime? The elephants believe this is the make or break moment for the DOJ - treat Biden like Trump or simply declare your partisan leanings. After that it's a celebration of the Speaker fight, the wins conservatives made, a breakdown of some of the people holding things up (Roy good, Good bad) and where we go from here. Then a discussion on gay farming, why people are writing about it, and the somewhat serious issues about our country this somewhat stupid article pointed out. Then - fine dining. One elephant rants and possibly gets disinvited from future family dinners.
Season 3 Episode 2: Chief Sh**ting Bull
On today’s episode the elephants spend a lot of time discussing the Speaker vote. What is going on, who is doing what, what the ultimate goal is, and spend zero time predicting the outcome. These are mostly meaningless political fights that people try to make money off of and whoever becomes Speaker will inevitably let us all down so don’t worry, be happy! No, seriously, don’t let the media bother you, this is just a simple fight over hurt feelings. After that it's on to a smattering of topics. Louisiana bans porn (good) and attempts to define it (wow) leading to a somewhat hilarious segment. Next, an Indigenous woman, hear us out, turns out to not be so indigenous but more a crazy white liberal lady. Finally - why are New Englanders so weird with their New Year’s traditions? A woman married to one wants to know.
Season 3 Episode 1: New Year Same Problems
On today’s episode the elephants kick off the new year by trying to talk about the news which is tough to get through. Speaker of the House fights? Trump’s taxes? We don’t like the government and we don’t like paying taxes. After this struggle the elephants move on to abortion laws and then a discussion about new year's resolutions. Are they worth it? Or are they just lies we tell ourselves.
Season 2 Episode 60: There are facts, and then there is the truth
On today’s episode the elephants talk about the George Santos saga, how someone is able to completely lie about their entire life and get elected to Congress, and why he should feel right at home with the cast of characters we call our elected representatives. After that its catching up on the FTX saga. His gal ratted on him to the Feds, so what’s next for SBF? Next, Southwest Airlines is reminding everyone why flying is a miserable experience. Finally, our favorite holiday foods. What do we crave this time of year?
Season 2 Episode 59: Yippee-Ki-Yay Tax Man
On today’s episode the elephants laugh about the liberal hysteria over the Trump tax returns, but also ask one simple question - how can we pay as little in taxes as Trump! Then the elephants chat about the spending bill (boring) and the FTX saga (not boring). After that its a chat about Christmas movies and a minor debate about a particular film that is definitely one of the more contentious Christmas movies…if you believe it is one.
Season 2 Episode 58: How Large Was The Tree?
On today’s episode the elephants make up for the lack of a Friday episode by keeping it light and quick. First up, the January 6th commission is finally wrapping up which is nice because no one cares about it, then its a detour to the elephant’s shopping trip today where they encountered overpriced paper products. Then its on to Trump’s NFT business which is both successful and off putting. Next - 25% of adults cannot read. This should be a larger story, but apparently no one would be able to read it anyways. Finally, a Florida man threw a Christmas tree at his wife after fighting about dinner - which holiday activities do you not enjoy? Which ones do you enjoy?
Season 2 Episode 57: Tonight, You Are Eating Eric
On today’s episode the elephants jump back and forth among a variety of topics. A brief chat about the stupidity of the budget negotiations going on right now and why the GOP needs to quit our spending addiction when we gain power next. Speaking of power, 2024 is looming and no one is excited for a Biden-Trump rematch…but they still remain more popular than Kamala! Then they make fun of the FTX crypto fraud who didn’t think he should go to jail because “he’s vegan and has ADHD”. Finally - would you eat your meal if it came with a biography of your food?
Season 2 Episode 56: Grown Men Crying Over Twitter
On today’s episode the elephants hit on a lot. First off, its fantasy politics season, where strategists and writers spend too much time coming up with terrible political ideas that will never happen. A 3rd party candidate in 2024? A moderate/compromise Speaker of the House? President Tim Scott? We break down why all 3, while fun to talk about, are nothing more than nonsense (mostly). Then it's on to the battle of the worse place to live, Dedham, Massachusetts or Canada. Finally the elephants discuss the freak out over Twitter, including the “danger” someone was put in because they advocated for underage children to access adults-only dating apps and grown men having breakdowns over Elon. Finally - Mayor Pete has a Gulfstream addiction and a story about when neighbors get upset about a lack of Christmas lights.
Season 2 Episode 55: Out Of The Shadows
On today’s episode the elephants begin by discussing Christmas presents and their anxiety when it comes to certain parts of the Christmas season, but also how it used to be which was more fun but also more time consuming. Then it was on to the news - Sinema goes Indy, Twitter was and still is evil, and Hollywood is baffled as to why no one likes their movies anymore. Then, what’s your favorite cheese?
Season 2 Episode 54: It's not a doll, it's a statement
On today’s episode the elephants lament the Hershel Walker loss in Georgia, what it means and doesn’t mean going forward, what needs to happen to prevent future Oz and Walker disasters, and if this means anything for 2024. Then it's a quick chat about Tom Cotton taking a liberal CEO to task and the new Biden 401K rules that are forcing people to take control of their retirement. Finally - it's on to the American Girl doll saga featuring a book preaching the wonders of puberty blockers and transitioning when you are an adolescent. One elephant loses his cool and starts ranting. After this, they close with talking about Christmas cookies. 52 Best Holiday Cookies Across the United States
Season 2 Episode 53: Luxury Trees
On today’s episode the elephants discuss the saga of their Christmas tree, the pricing insanity of at one tree lot, the threat of going artificial, and eventual success at a Home Depot. Then its a brief chat about Georgia and Trump before a dive into a hodgepodge of cultural issues. The teacher who thinks grammar is racist, the “word of the year”, another attack on religious freedom and free speech was met with hostility at the Supreme Court, and finally…mozzarella sticks without mozzarella.
Season 2 Episode 52: Grocery Store Splurging
On today’s episode the elephants discuss the breaking news out of Twitter, where Elon Musk is exposing to the world what we all knew - Twitter suppressed the Hunter Biden story at the behest of the Biden campaign. It just reinforces the point that social media is evil, news organizations aren’t far behind, and that we have a misinformation problem when it comes mainstream media. Then its on to reparations in California, the return of mask mandates, and the child predators at Balenciaga and Planned Parenthood. To end its a brief info session on America’s new stealth bomber, the B-21 Raider, and a discussion about grocery store splurging that gets heated.
Season 2 Episode 51: Yogi’s Cousin Was Wild
On today’s episode the elephants get off the rails fast with a discussion on Christmas decorations, when to put them up, and their favorite store - the Goodwill Outlet (The Bins). Next it's on to the first DeSantis hit piece where we find out liberals hate him. The elephants debate the topic of “likeability” as being important and then pivot to a menagerie of topics. The explosion of “buy now, pay later” use during the early holiday shopping period, electric vehicles don’t do a lot to help the environment, the Biden rail strike, Brittney Griner’s Siberian adventure, and…Cocaine Bear. What happens when a bear eats 75 pounds of cocaine? Listen to find out.
Season 2 Episode 50: Frivolous Fromage
On today’s episode the elephants cover all the news that they missed over the break…which was nothing. Then it's on to what happened today: Maricopa county proved itself to be an absolute joke today by certifying its “election”, Georgia is still happening, Trump went to dinner and the press got upset, words are worse than sticks and stones, Jesus is now trans, and the Mac and Cheese lawsuit. You’re going to want to stay until the end.
Season 2 Episode 49: Trump Trilogy
On today’s episode the elephants dig into the Trump announcement, his viability as a candidate, who will run against him, and a look back at the previous nomination cycles and the key dates to look for. Then its a hodgepodge of news - student loans apparently cannot be paid off by the president, San Francisco is defeating crime by giving money to transexuals, Scrabble has a few questionable new words, and what would you steal 85 pounds of?
Season 2 Episode 48: Maricoping
The Elephants return from a short break to cover the fallout from the election. From blaming Trump (wrong) to blaming McConnell (also wrong) to the worrisome trend among young women in this country voting lock-step with democrats. Then it's on to 2024 because it starts tonight with Trump’s announcement.
Season 2 Episode 47: Twas the Night Before
You know what this episode is about. A final poll round-up. Some predictions. Key races to look for. 100% optimism. 0% nonsense. The elephants cover it all, from Washington to New Hampshire to Trump’s announcement that he’s going to make an announcement on November 15th. It’s a dive into not just where the country is voting, but the future battlegrounds of the GOP.
Season 2 Episode 46: Billion Dollar Birdie
On today’s episode the elephants go looooong after a loooong week. But don’t worry - it’s a big hit of optimism as the elephants chat about the polls, the trends, and where we see hope and where we see some…well, some real optimism. Then it’s a look at the media already writing obituaries and why this is a common tactic the media uses to get us to let our guard down. Don’t drop your hands! After that it’s a discussion about Joe Biden turning a blind eye to the attempted assassination of a Republican candidate in North Carolina. After that its a look back at 2010 and one elephant’s experience being in the middle of the storm, how conservatives were fighting voter fraud back in 2010 (and why it's so deeply offensive to this elephant that people make money off of rigged election claims), and the media panic about the world collapsing because of the Tea Party. Then, what the heck is going on at Twitter? Can it survive?
Season 2 Episode 45: The Waves Are Reaching the Shore
On today’s episode the Elephants begin by chatting about what a blessing it is that Joe Biden thinks he is helping his party by giving angry speeches about how much he hates Donald Trump. Meanwhile, inflation is raging and people are now being forced to choose which parts of their Thanksgiving meal they will be able to have this year. Nothing says leadership like focusing on the past. Then it's on to the latest polls showing the red wave growing into a tsunami, how white suburban women are moving back to the GOP, and the Democrats making fun of their own like Beto and Stacy Abrams! Then, a chat about the McRib. Again.
Season 2 Episode 44: Treats, No Tricks
On today’s episode the elephants catch up on the political news over the weekend, the CBS polls that spells doom for the democrats, the New York Times poll that's a complete outlier, and the momentum across the country moving red red red. Then it's on to Twitter stirring the pot about the Pelosi situation (there are lingering questions) and then the Supreme Court and how Justice Thomas owned the Affirmative Action hearing today by being unusually talkative. Finally - candy and costumes. Our favorites are discussed.
Season 2 Episode 43: Pounds of Meat
Today the elephants talk about the Paul Pelosi assault, why this was a result of liberal policies, and how the war on boys has generated a generation of purposeless men. Then it's on to the 2022 election where Kari Lake continues drill Katie Hobbs into the ground, closes her argument by reminding everyone about Katie Hobbs racism, and the polling shifts that all trend GOP. All of this takes much longer than anticipated so the end is a discussion around what's on everyone's mind...YOUR ELECTION NIGHT TREATS! For the elephants, its pizza. Let us know!
Season 2 Episode 42: Goodnight Everyone!
On tonight’s episode the elephants talk about the Fetterman-Oz debate, how they felt watching it, and recap the media’s unanimous conclusion that Fetterman is not ready for primetime. Next its on to Oregon where a hardcore leftist is attempting to move to the right to win an election, the growing red wave across the fruited plains, and why Rush was the only effective conservative to communicate a message of caring. Then the elephants wrap it up by laughing at Joe Biden’s take on extra airline legroom being racist and the return of the McRib (which only one of the elephants has had).
Season 2 Episode 41: Look, A Republican!
On today's episode the elephants catch up from the weekend, go over the latest polling, and make some observations about the last two weeks of the race. Then it's a dive into the media going on a trip to the Republican Zoo again, the condescension that oozes from the media these days, and why Kari Lake is kicking the heck out of everyone she encounters. Then - would you give up extra leg room on a flight? Its not a straightforward debate...
Season 2 Episode 40: Campaign Quick Hits
On this Fri-yay episode the elephants do a quick round up of all the happenings on the campaign trail including Blake Masters incredible comeback against Mark Kelly, Joe Biden and John Fetterman being dragged around Pennsylvania like broken dogs by their handlers/wives, the new fight to define conservatism, and what meal can you cook better than any restaurant?
Season 2 Episode 39: Crunch Time
On today’s episode the elephants talk about the latest election news which includes the following follies…Kari Lake owning the media over election “denying”, John Fetterman’s doctor is one of his donors (no conflict here), the polls and prognosticators moving races deeper and deeper into the red, and why Stacy Abrams is a monster. Then the elephants chat about Nancy Pelosi wanting to punch Trump in the face (no, she actually said this) and finish with a chat about popular recipes and why James Corden is a jerk.
Season 2 Episode 38: Don’t Vote For Democrats
On today’s episode the elephants celebrate the movement in the polls towards the GOP candidates and explain why the GOP chatting about normal issues is resonating with voters more than the January 6th message from the left. Then they cover CNN committing an act of journalism by asking Katie Hobbs why she won't debate Kari Lake (she dodged), why “representation matters” is a dangerous idea when it comes to John Fetterman (and the NBA), and why you shouldn’t listen to anyone else when it comes to choosing who to vote for (especially when that person wants you to vote for a Democrat). Finally - what food item would you wait in line 3 hours for?
Season 2 Episode 37: Fossil Fuel Follies and Fluffernutters
On today’s episode the elephants lose their composure when talking about Joe Biden getting his nose rubbed in his own mess by his Saudi overlords, the GOP’s increasingly rosie election outlook, and the proper way to handle ecoterrorists. Then it’s a celebration of Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach Todd Bowles’ rejection of identity politics and a debate over whether the fluffernutter is the best sandwich ever or just in the top 3.
Season 2 Episode 36: The Media Tips The Scales
On today’s episode the elephants lose their minds about the Arizona gubernatorial debate being canceled because PBS didn’t feel comfortable having only Kari Lake show up (because Katie Hobbs is a garbage human and a coward). Then in Pennsylvania we have the national media gaslighting us by claiming John Fetterman isn’t obviously incapacitated by his stroke, even though an NBC journalist committed an act of journalism and shared he experience of being unable to communicate with him. After all of that the elephants laugh about the success of the adult happy meal and a failing metaverse company.
Season 2 Episode 35: Katie Hobbs is a Monster
On today’s episode the elephants discuss an article about workplace friendships. They dive into their experiences in workplaces with a lot of culture (too much at times), the downsides, and then the kicker of the piece - why people won’t go out with their colleagues anymore (hint hint - men can have babies). Then the elephants go off on Katie Hobbs supporting abortion for any reason at any time, why shes a complete monster, and why Kari Lake needs to win.
Season 2 Episode 34: Masters Defeats Nervous Nelly Kelly
On today’s episode the elephants give a thorough breakdown of the Arizona Senate debate from start to finish. The aggressive opening by Masters, the libertarian reeling us all in before losing us with his libertarianism, and Senator Kelly who probably lost 20 pounds sweating. In all seriousness, this was a man who was completely afraid to defend himself and lacked confidence. It was a win for Masters and we hope more people than just us were watching. After that the elephants hit a few stories real quick, including…how abortions are violence against trans people according to Harvard, Joe Biden’s levelheadedness, a eulogy for Bernard McGuirk, and the newest souvenir at NBA game which will definitely not backfire on the NBA at all.
Season 2 Episode 33: Sitting, Waiting, Wishing
On today’s episode the elephants discuss President Biden’s new energy policy which is to beg the Saudi government to do us a solid. Shockingly, the Saudi’s did not act against their own self-interest and OPEC is cutting its oil production. In response, Biden is tapping the strategic oil reserves, bringing those down to their lowest levels in history. This is all totally normal and not at all the sign of an administration without a plan. Next the elephants tackle the latest polls and why Oz’s strategy against Fetterman is working. Finally the elephants praise an American hero who highlighted the absurdity of gun buyback programs, assess the situation at Lowell High School which has gone from elite to poopy, and finally - what’s your favorite bar?
Season 2 Episode 32: Watch this movie you bigot
On today’s episode the elephants talk about the momentum the GOP is slowly gaining as we head into the elections. They highlight the Nevada races which are making the Democrats nervous and the growing trend of Hispanic voters turning out for Republicans (a trend that began thanks to President Trump). After that its on to Hollywood blaming homophobic America for why they don’t want to watch a movie with graphic gay sex scenes and how Spam became gourmet.
Season 2 Episode 31: Way Too Long
On today’s episode the elephants get completely sidetracked and go way too long. First it's a discussion about the GOPs prospects in the midterms and a certain someone who is hiding when the time counts. Next it's on to why Biden has been a disaster, what happened in 2020, and gas prices. But wait, there's more. The elephants conclude with a debate about whether your actions outside the workplace should impact your employment and then discuss the return of the Happy Meal.
Season 2 Episode 30: Butter In The Middle
On today’s episode the elephants get off track quickly talking about the hurricane and Aaron Judge, but move on to even more exciting topics. First off, rating the wild rumors about Trump from an upcoming “book” that only serve to strengthen the argument that the media has zero legitimacy. Then it’s on to Beto taking shots at Biden before the elephants tackle an important question: What happened to the movies, do we want to go back, and how do you prefer to stuff your face when watching millionaire liberals parade about in front of you on a screen.
Season 2 Episode 29: An Evergreen State Upset?
On today’s episode the elephants discuss a Washington Post/ABC poll that signals trouble brewing for the dems. The elephants delve into the details of the poll, how it's worse for Dems than on the surface, and how Republicans can take advantage of this information. Next its on to a new segment highlighting promising Republican candidates - and today they are highlighting Tiffany Smiley, who is running for Senate in Washington! She’s a wife and mother who has been through it all and then some to say the least - so check her out! Finally the elephants end with…music? No, not food. Check it out!
Season 2 Episode 28: Don’t Call It A Comeback
On this first of fall episode the elephants chat about the DC insiders who are sounding the alarm for the Democrats for the upcoming election. After that its a dip into the Arizona ballot measures ranging from making it harder to raise taxes (yes!) to free tuition for illegals (no!). Then it's time to rip on the party of science and what would you do to make sure you could eat meat?
Season 2 Episode 27: Fishing In Manhattan
On today’s episode the elephants dig ever so slightly into the newest lawsuit against President Trump, this time from the State of New York accusing him of inflating his property’s values or whatever. It’s such a terrible lawsuit that former AG Bill Barr (no confidant of Trump these days) called it out as naked politics. After that the elephants dig into the latest polling which is a lot more optimistic than the media would have you believe, the upcoming Biden recession, and what people spend their money on. Spoiler alert - it's probably men driving this spending.
Season 2 Episode 26: The Breaking Of The Wand
On today’s episode the elephants chat about Queen Elizabeth’s funeral, the beauty of the ceremony, and the unexpected traditions that made this send off a proper farewell. After that it's on to President Biden getting the left all worked up by declaring the pandemic over and the elephants go over ten climate change BOLD PREDICTIONS from the past that did not come true in honor of the UN hosting “Climate Week”. Finally a discussion about Adnan Syed’s freedom (the correct decision) and then…how much would you need to be paid to eat “Sleepy Chicken?”
Season 2 Episode 25: GET OFF OUR ISLAND
On today’s episode the elephants laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, and laugh about the Attack on Martha’s Vineyard. The elephants pull the best quotes, laugh about the Obamas, rip on Gov. Baker, scream about how awful all of these people are, and finally concludes the segment by praising the greatest generation for their dedication to service. Then they talk about food. It’s a standard episode with all the fixins’. Enjoy.
Season 2 Episode 24: Lindsey Goes Off-Script
On today’s episode the elephants discuss Lindsey Graham’s plan to make the focus of the midterms on a federal abortion ban which seems…misguided. After that the elephants chat about the latest happenings in the midterm elections, Joe Biden’s voting habits, why people cant sleep (and a long story about why one of the elephants can't sleep), and finally we remember the creator of “Two Buck Chuck” and wonder why billionaires give their money away to people who will squander it.
Season 2 Episode 23: Dems Running Scared
On today’s episode the elephants laugh about the democrats who are refusing to debate republicans. They ask a simple question - how can you be confident in your beliefs if you won't debate them! After that it’s a quick PSA on how to donate money to politicians (and how not to), the “racist” Chick-fil-a tweet, and the suburban American restaurant smackdown.
Season 2 Episode 22: They Don't Make ‘em Like This Anymore
On today’s episode the elephants discuss the passing of the Queen, what she represented, how she was a pretty cool lady (an understatement), and why we all could use a little more QE2. After that we turn to the exact opposite of the Queen, Portland, Oregon. The elephants discuss how a new lawsuit, brought by disabled citizens of Portland, may finally force the city to clear the sidewalks. Then it's on to the Biden administration attempting to kill rural Americans, one of the elephants loses their voice a bit, and then they talk about football players who screwed them.
Season 2 Episode 21: Atomic Grape Warfare
On today’s episode the elephants discuss the breaking news that Trump allegedly had documents containing information about another country’s nuclear secrets to which the elephants say…WHO CARES? Next they get into why the FBI is quickly losing legitimacy on this issue, the Biden speech which will be a gift to Republicans if used correctly, the Democrat’s war on peace, and Kamala’s adventures with grapes.
Season 2 Episode 20: Social conditioning, not air conditioning
On today’s episode the elephants discuss their trip to San Diego, the ironic warnings California sends its residents given the policies implemented by the state’s leadership, and the creeping liberalism making its way across the country.
Season 2 Episode 19: F-15s and Radical Dreams
On today’s episode the elephants sing the praises of Joe Biden emerging from his bedroom and getting back into doing what he does best - reminding people why they don’t like him. Then it's on to the distractions causing Republicans problems in general elections and how the simple fix is to focus the attention on the Biden administration. Next the elephants discuss the Jackson water crisis brought to you by the Democrats, an Arizona water crisis brought to you by Republicans (with an assist from Saudi Arabia), child free airplane flights, and why the party of family values is making the best love.
Season 2 Episode 18: What seems to be the officer, problem?
On today’s episode the elephants discuss how Joe Biden is trying to toss Kamala Harris under the bus for the student loan giveaway (a very Michael Scott maneuver) and why there’s no reason for him to do this because people like free money. Then the elephants unpack how California and Massachusetts are leading the way at being the most insufferable state’s in the country, how misinformation continues to spread from the left, and the best strategies for getting out of a traffic ticket.
Season 2 Episode 17: Loans, Groans, and Kids Glued to Phones
On today’s episode the elephants tackle the illegal student loan giveaway which will only serve to make higher education more expensive, incentivize people to take out more unreasonable loans, and cause inflation to worsen - but other than that, good job. Then it's on to Chelsea Clinton taking a brave stand on a touchy subject, the ambitions of Gen Z to be photographed by themselves, and Ben Shapiro causes a full blown meltdown by letting people know he is alive.
Season 2 Episode 16: It Probably Won’t Get Worse
On today’s episode the elephants try to ignore all the negative political news by trying to laugh about the state of our union and how to pronounce crudite. After that it's on to ‘quiet quitting’, a new term which covers an old phenomena, whether dating in the metaverse is a sign of society’s impending collapse, and a library comes under attack from the left.
Season 2 Episode 15: Generation Segregation
On today’s episode the elephants reminisce about their college freshman move-in days and how unlike today’s generation, politics was barely discussed even in Washington DC. However, this current crop of students won’t even dorm across the aisle! Later the elephants try to understand why Minneapolis isn’t racist by being racist, the student loan disaster created by the government, and the most/least generous states when it comes to tipping. We wonder - what did Gavin Newsom tip at The French Laundry?
Season 2 Episode 14: Anne Frank Gets The Boot
On today’s episode the elephants cover yet another school district banning books for no reason, including the Bible and Anne Frank’s diary. Later on the elephants tackle the confusing reason why people can’t figure out how to not get pregnant, another White House jobs lie, and men getting lip injectables.
Season 2 Episode 13: Fire Whitey
On Today's episode the elephants discuss the Biden administration declaring a teacher shortage emergency, one day after their friends in the Minneapolis Teacher's Union agreed upon a new contract that stipulates white people be fired before any person of color. If we have a teacher emergency, does it make sense to tell white people they are not wanted? Probably not, but this is what the FBI raid and January 6th were meant to distract from. Then the elephants discuss former presidents and their mishandling of classified information, why the FBI should be investigating the Biden family, and our tomato shortage. Yes, stock up on ketchup.
Season 2 Episode 12: Obstruction of Injustice
On today’s episode the elephants chat about the latest developments in the Trump FBI raid case and hash out their own theories on what may be at play here - from a simple government screw-up to a true 3rd world country scenario. Then the elephants learn a new term, ‘MAPs’, and discuss how the left is more interested in de-stigmatizing pedophiles than stopping them from causing harm. Finally, there’s a tribute to our favorite press secretary, the left’s attempt to understand prayer, and a fast food favorite makes the elephants question humanity.
Season 2 Episode 11: Brandon Bring Back Panty Raids
On today’s episode, the elephants discuss the FBI’s panty raid on Melania Trump’s home, how each theory presented about what the FBI could have found is complete bunk, and the gross funding of eco-terrorism from billionaire heiresses. Plus, is a beer shortage on the way? And finally - another politician tries to be something they aren't, with hilarious effect.
Season 2 Episode 10: Mar-a-Lago My Gosh We Live in a Banana Republic
On Today’s episode the Elephants discuss the crazy FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago, the lack of any information around what they were searching for, and how this is going to be the all-time largest backfire, ever. The elephants also touch upon how this reminds them of Harry Reid changing the Senate rules to get Obama a few lower court justices, a surprising former FBI agent leaps to Trump’s defense, and we find a new candidate for the worst town in America - this time featuring men in the girls room.
Season 2 Episode 9: The Militarization Of The IRS
On today’s episode the elephants discuss the “Inflation Reduction Act” which will do nothing to inflation, but will create a slush for to Democrats to send blank checks to their friends in the “green energy” industry. They also chat about how Joe Biden is militarizing the IRS, the idiotic idea to subsidize electric cars (or anything), and how illegal aliens find NYC too dangerous, even after their own journeys. Plus, a CNN anchor asks a shockingly half-decent question about Hunter Biden, and the grand return of heaven on earth for kids,Toys “R” Us.
Season 2 Episode 8 Libraries On The Hot Seat
In this episode the elephants discuss the Arizona primaries and how democracy died (again), how pro-lifers like us can overcome the “Kansas problem”, why trafficking drugs is a bad idea, a hot take from CNN, and why defunding your public library is the dumbest possible thing you can do.
Season 2 Episode 7: Primary Day In Arizona
On today’s episode the Elephants discuss the primaries in Arizona (and the correct Eric to vote for in Missouri), Arizona’s insanely secure elections, Nancy Pelosi giving China a big ol’ middle finger, the left’s obsession with re-defining words, and a Dunkin Donuts worker shows us how not to behave.
Season 2 Episode 6: Militarized Spam Security
On Today’s Episode the elephants discuss Joe Biden’s suspicious case of recurring Covid, the harsh truth of where Joe Biden is in his presidency, liberals trying their hardest to make monkeypox a thing, Biden’s racist border wall, the perplexing case of period poverty, and New York City’s new anti-theft strategy for cans of Spam.
Season 2 Episode 5: We're Not Sending Mexico Our Best and Brightest
On today's episode the elephants discuss Washington D.C. collapsing because they cannot figure out what to do with the migrants being bussed there from Arizona and Texas, a group of left-wingers slowly realizing that government doesn't solve problems, Mexico and POrtugal's war against invading Californians, another massive spending bill, and the tragic loss of the Choco Taco
Season 2 Episode 4: Who needs the Army?
On today's episode the elephants debate whether going woke will lead to employees telling their bosses to go shove it, the impact of critical race theory on the US Army, how lucky we are to not be in a famine (Thanks Joe!), and Trump's plan to dominate the WNBA.
Season 2 Episode 3: Unexceptional Americans discover American Exceptionalism
On today's Elephants in the Room the Elephants discuss CNN's discovery of patriotic Christians, the Washington Post accidentally doing journalism, The High Priest of Climate Hoaxes (and internet inventor) delivers a masterclass in persuasion, and Democrats are now openly running against Joe Biden.
Season 2, Episode 2: Generation Sterilization
On today's episode we discuss 23-year old's making the completely rational choice to sterilize themselves, why you should just buy a Tesla to fight inflation (duh), and the Biden administration's war on pizza night.
The Elephants in the Room Meet Kari Lake
The elephants in the room discuss our name change, who we are, what prompted our rebirth and our encounter with Kari Lake. We're so excited to be back with y'all! ~ Katie & Max, aka The Elephants in the Room, formerly I Didn't Say That.
Episode 48: Liberal on Liberal Violence
We're backkkkkkk!! We discuss how the left turned on Cuomo but not for what they should be outraged about. We also dive into liberal on liberal violence in California when it comes to deciding on an ethnic study course curriculum.
Episode 47: 65 Days Out Fired Up and Ready to Go!
On today's episode we breakdown the conventions, why the RNC proved that optimism will always win the day, Kasich the Dweeb, and our trip to President Trump's rally in Manchester which was high energy and a sign of things to come...
Episode 46: Who Will Defend America?
On today's episode we apologize for the lack of episodes, discuss the slippery slope we are on to a Venezuela-like existence, why Ilhan Omar should be removed from congress and deported, and we ask if anyone other than President Trump is going to stand up for America.
Episode 45: You Ain't Black
On today's episode we discuss the re-opening of America, why we should never trust politicians, Nazis, and why Joe Biden is an Arrogant idiot.
Episode 44: Flying the Covid-Free Skies
On today's episode we discuss our trip to California during these corona times, why we aren't capable of overcoming adversity as a country, the continued attacks on entrepreneurs, and Obama once again proving he's a complete ass.
Episode 43: My Constitution My Choice
On today's episode we discuss our experience at the rally to #ReOpenNH in Concord, the extraordinary level of support the cause has, Joe Biden already admitting defeat, and a list of 4 about things we can't wait to do once King Sununu is forced to do the right thing and OPEN NEW HAMPSHIRE!
Episode 42: WE MARCH TOMORROW
On today's episode we talk about how public opinion has turned to the side of freedom, why its time to treat adults like adults, and the march on Concord.
Episode 41: "I was just following orders"
One today's episode we rant about how congress and the media are celebrating the suffering of Americans, Governor Sununu's lack of interest in being a leader, a budding protest, and our sad Easter plans.
Episode 40: This Park Is Closed
On today's episode we talk about our civil disobedience by going to a park, the media attempting to cover their tracks, ways we should move forward as a country, and a message of hope from President Trump.
Episode 39: Is It May Yet?
On today's episode we discuss the gift our government has given us after 15 days of social distancing (30 more days of quarantine life and soon to be record unemployment), the disgusting attacks on the MyPillow Guy (Mike Lindell) from the news media, why congress's actions prove this is not a serious crisis, and Joe Biden's struggle to form a coherent sentence continues.
Episode 38: A good old fashioned rant
On today's episode we fight through technical difficulties to deliver a long rant about how the media is losing any remaining credibility, why we need to get the economy back on track, and our suspicion over the underreported numbers of people who have clearly recovered from The Rona.
Episode 37: Civil Disobedience
On today's episode we discuss how much longer #quarantinelyfe can last (not long), why its time for businesses to re-open, the case for civil disobedience, and a new Dementia Joe theory.
Episode 36: Don't Do That With Your Hands
On today's episode we discuss Trump's amazing response to the Coronavirus issue, why the media needs to stop blowing this out of proportion, the Democrats cutting campaign ads for Trump, and why playing 18 holes is the perfect way to social distance.
Episode 35: Quarantine Dreamin', Screamin', and Streamin'
On today's episode: A Debate! Is the media blowing this out of proportion? To what extent should we panic? And what will America look like after the worst is over? Plus - are people taking this seriously? And by this we mean the only thing people are talking about - Coronavirus.
Episode 34: Clinton Water Torture
On today's episode we talk about the Trump Fox News town hall, how he is better at that format than his democrat opponents, why Katie felt the need to torture Max with the new Hillary documentary, and the myth that the Clintons are sympathetic figures.
Episode 33: The Deep State Gets Their Man
On today's episode we react in horror to Joe Biden's romp through Super Tuesday, why his win says more about the rest of the candidate than him, the underreported story of Republican enthusiasm, and possible running mates for Sleepy Joe.
Episode 32: Comrade Chris Says Goodbye
On today's episode we discuss the abrupt departure of Chris Matthews from MSNBC, Mayo the CIA Robot and Karen/Amy dropping out and endorsing Biden, and we make our predictions for Super Tuesday.
Episode 31: Palmetto Moderates Revolt!
On today's episode we talk about the media's protection of Forgetful Joe, why no one should ever vote for him, the irrational panic over the coronavirus, the misinformation surrounding Vice President Pence and "HIV Outbreak" in Indiana, and a Super Tuesday preview! Caution - Tiny drops some language in this episode after getting worked up over liberalism.
Episode 30: Joementum 2: Electric Boogaloo
On today's episode we talk about the South Carolina primary, why Bernie and Trump resonate with voters, how the DNC is planning to screw Bernie, and why the left needs to shut up about the coronavirus.
Episode 29: Berning Down The House
On today's episode we talk about Bernie Sanders steamrolling through the Nevada Caucus, why he is a scarier matchup for Trump than conventional wisdom leads most to believe, another Russia hoax, and the Palmetto state primaries.
Episode 28: Bloom goes the dynamite
On today's episode we break down the greatest debate in history, why Bloomberg isn't toast (yet), Bernie is still the frontrunner, and how the more the Democrats talk, the better it is for President Trump.
Episode 27: Gentlemen Start Your Engines
On today's episode we discuss Trump's visit to the Daytona 500, the Klobucharge, and Mini Mike running away from decades of controversial public statements.
Episode 26: The Democrats Attempt to Count...Again
On today's episode we compare Trump's rally to the Democrat's dinner. We give our prediction for who we think will win the NH primary and discuss who is going to drop out first.
Episode 25: The Elephants are at a Donkey Dinner
On today's episode we discuss Amy Klobuchar's Town Hall and give you a first hand account of the Shaheen NH Democratic Dinner where all the candidates spoke.
Episode 24: The Elephants are Berning
On today's episode, we continue on our #FITN trail with a stop on Bernie Sander's campaign. We give you a behind the scenes look on what it was like, touch on the Democratic debate and end on our Trump Tweet of the Day. Let's go!
Episode 23: The Elephants in the Room
On today's episode we talk about our travels on the New Hampshire primary trail and give you the real deal on the candidates. We cover Andrew Yang, Cory Booker, Michael Bennet, Pete Buttigeg, and Deval Patrick. And we end with President Trump's kick ass handling of Iran.
Episode 22: Tulsi Town Hall Debrief
On today's podcast we give you a first hand account of what it's like at a Tulsi town hall in New Hampshire.
Episode 21: An Impeachment Decades in the Making
On today's episode we talk about how the left uses indoctrination and intimidation to exact revenge on its enemies, a 2020 update and Joe Biden comes out of hiding.
Episode 20: Pedophile Protection Force
On today's episode we talk about how the media is protecting pedophiles and other sex offenders, how the environmentalist wackos are creating fires in California and a farewell to woke superhero Robert Francis O'Rourke.
Episode 19: State Sanctioned Child Abuse
On today's episode we discuss the crumbling impeachment inquiry, why Hillary needs to get into the race and a parent's worst nightmare.
Episode 18: We Don't Care About Your Pronouns
On today's episode we discuss the Democratic "debate", letters from our President, and Commie ball (aka the NBA).
Episode 17: Bath House Joe
On today's episode we discuss the Democratic trans town hall, how dieting is racist and how the NBA is cowtowing to communists.
Episode 16: Great & Unmatched Wisdom
On today's episode we talk about why Syria doesn't matter, the left admitting the Deep State runs the government, and another lie by Granny Warren.
Episode 15: Look at this Photograph
On today's episode we cover a disastrous 24 hours for the Democrats, the continued unraveling of the "impeachment inquiry", the left's war on the Bill of Rights, and the perfect example of why we love our president!
Episode 14: Civil War
Today we talk about the ongoing coup against President Trump, climate youth are here to ruin your day and Trump tweet(s) of the day.
Episode 13: Second Hand Impeachment
Today we discuss how the left loses in 2020 because of the impeachment hearings, how Trump is innocent and how the left's war on children continues.
Episode 12: Emergency Episode
Today we released an emergency episode in order to discuss a disgusting fake news attack on the President, our indoctrinated youth, and the real reason the left will fail in 2020.
Episode 11: Transpizza
On today's episode we talk about the latest fake news attack against President Trump, Beto's reparations for drug dealers, and is there anything a Democrat can do to get fired these days?
Episode 10: Your Neighbor Is An Idiot
Today we talk about the failing NY Times, we breakdown the 2020 Democratic debate with a List of 4, and we touch on the sad state of the average American's knowledge on our government.
Episode 9: Begun the Vape Wars Have
Today we tackle the left's assault on the memory of 9/11, Trump's SCOTUS victory, Trumps' was on vaping, and an epic liberal freakout over the climate change hoax.
Episode 8: Trump Derangement Insomnia
Today we cover the media's creating fake scandals and why none of them matter, a biased look into Trump world that is both hysterical and sad(!), and the CNN Climate Change Town Hall List of 4.
Episode 7: Liberals Criminalize Humor
Today we tackle how comedy triggers the left, "journalists" feeling the heat from conservatives, the squad supporting violence against police, and the war against BBQ. We also try out intro and exit music brought to you by Joseph McDade.
Episode 6: How the Government Scores Your Life
Today we tackle social scores in America, a European eco-hypocrite comes to lecture Americans, 2020 update and we introduce Lists of 4!
Episode 5: THE THERMOSTAT POLICE
On today's episode we discuss going to war with Denmark over Greenland, Trump declaring himself the chosen one, and how your air conditioning addiction is going to land you in prison.
Episode 4: Barstool v. AOC, Fredo v. Himself & Immigration
Our take on the Barstool union tweetstorm, Cuomo's outburst, immigration reform and we rank Trump merch.
Episode 3: Epstein "Suicide", SoulCycle Boycott & Iowa State Fair
Our take on the Epstein "suicide", Segments: Hollywood hypocrisy & 2020 update.
Episode 2: Gun Control Mania
Our take on the latest mass shootings. Segments: Straight from Veep, Trump Tweet of the Day, 2020 Update