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It's the hope that kills you — 17 episodes
I'll do my talking in the tunnel!
The Dutch begin to implode whilst Lineker explodes
They looked like athletes, we looked like savages
Silvio Berlusconi as the incorruptable knight in shining armour
Cocaine, Camorra and an early version of Jerry Springer
Andy, who? Scotland appoint the school janny
Only Batman can save us now!
Quick summary of series 2 launching on 1st of April
The sort of thing they blast at you between waterboarding sessions in a CIA black site
He daisy cuts his way across the 6 yard box
A rascal in one situation, and in the other, he was a genius
Murderers' row
Cheats and cowards, the scum of world football!
Bleeding like Bambi's mother in the snow
Quick summary of series 1
Looking for the Samaritans to talk him off a bridge
Headbutting the ball to death