
500 Episodes

Rapper Fan!
#RJTuhin #KA935 #Bengaluru #Radio #Show #Evening #Rap #Fan #Listener #BajaateRaho

Chana In Dictionary? Juman Explains It All!
#RJTuhin #KA935 #Bengaluru #Radio #Show #Evening #Jumanmiya #Chana #Dictionary #Word #English #BajaateRaho

Tuhin Makes Yamuna Feel Better!
#RJTuhin #KA935 #Bengaluru #Radio #Show #Evening #Kid #BajaateRaho

17% Of Women Get This Part Of The Body Pierced!
#RJTuhin #KA935 #Bengaluru #Radio #Show #Evening #Braintease #Piercing #InternationalPiercingDay #Body #BajaateRaho

Praveen's Has Natural Piercing!
#RJTuhin #KA935 #Bengaluru #Radio #Show #Evening #Rap #Fan #Listener #BajaateRaho

Farah's Piercing Story!
#RJTuhin #KA935 #Bengaluru #Radio #Show #Evening #Ear #Piercing #BajaateRaho

KA935 Pe Swahaa
#Tuhin #KA935 #Bangalore #Pooja #Debut #Guruji #BajaateRaho

GF Ne Flight Miss Karadi
#KA935 #Tuhin #Bangalore #Late #Flight #Miss #BajaateRaho

Jab Meri Train Miss Ho Gayi
#KA935 #Bangalore #Tuhin #Late #Flight #Train #BajaateRaho

Sachin Tendulkar Ya Boman Irani Ki Haath Ki Safaai
#KA935 #Tuhin #Bangalore #SachinTendulkar #Cricket #BomanIrani #BajaateRaho

Brain Tease With Some Chopstick
#KA935 #Tuhin #Chopstick #BrainTease #Contest #Bangalore #BajaateRaho

The Worst Breakup
#Shaayan #KindlyExcuse #Bangalore #Breakup #Relationships #BajaateRaho

Gambhir Phaad Ke
#Shaayan #KindlyExcuse #Bangalore #IPL #Cricket #Indian #Team #BajaateRaho

Ugesh Sarcar And His Mind Games
#Shaayan #KindlyExcuse #Bangalore #UgeshSarcar #Illusionist #BajaateRaho

Ugesh Sarcar Is Not Magician, He's Mystician
#Shaayan #KindlyExcuse #Bangalore #UgeshSarcar #Illusionist #BajaateRaho

Niladri Is Ageing Naturally - No Botox There
#Shaayan #KindlyExcuse #Bangalore #Botox #Niladri #Ageing #BajaateRaho

Testing Niladri's Prediction
#Shaayan #KindlyExcuse #Bangalore #IPL #Cricket #Prediction #Niladri #BajaateRaho

The Cheap Meal
#Shaayan #KindlyExcuse #Bangalore #Cheap #Meal #Wedding #BajaateRaho

Heights of Cheapness
#Shaayan #KindlyExcuse #Bangalore #Cheapness #Fun #BajaateRaho #Bangalore

AC Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Karega
#Shaayan #KindlyExcuse #Bangalore #Summer #Weather #BajaateRaho

Missing Flight For Crying?
#RJShaayan #KindlyExcuse #Bangalore #Bengaluru #Flight #Cry #BajaateRaho
Niladri Is A Hooker
#KindlyExcuse #Shaayan #Bangalore #Nildari #Handshake #IPL #Cricket #Hooker #BajaateRaho

Aapka Time Sahi Nahi Hai
#Shaayan #KindlyExcuse #Bangalore #Time #Mistake #BajaateRaho
What would you like to be written on your Grave
#Kindlyexcuse #RJShaayan #WrittenontheGrave
Birthday pe mila ajeeb gift - Marriage Proposal
#Kindlyexcuse #RJShaayan #Birthday #Prank #Marriageproposal
Washing Machine - ek ajeeb yanra
#Kindlyexcuse #RJShaayan #Washingmachine
Shaayan takes up a listeners challenge to speak hindi for 15 minutes
#Kindlyexcuse #RJShaayan #Listenerschallenge #ShuddhHindi
Surprise Surprise !!! Biryani is a health food
#Kindlyexcuse #RJShaayan #Biryani #Healthfood #Completefood
Shaayan takes a dig on 64th National Film Awards , Rustom, Pink , Neerja, Shivaay
#Kindlyexcuse #RJShaayan #Nationalfilmawards #Shivaay #Pink #Neerja #Rustom
Bangalore weather is unpredictable as ...... Fill in the blanks
#Kindlyexcuse #RJShaayan #Fillintheblanks #Bangaloreweather
Rain Rain Go Away , Rain is away from a caller
#Kindlyexcuse #RJShaayan #Rain #NoRain #Drylady
RJ Shaayan gives a birthday surprise to a listener
#Kindlyexcuse #RJShaayan #happybirthday #surprise #Listener
Hasi toh ladki nahi phansi, she is just wants nice to be you.
#Kindlyexcuse #RJShaayan #Smile #hansitohphansi
Doctor is Free and bored ,needs suggestions for timepass
#Kindlyexcuse #RJShaayan #Doctor #Bore #Healthy #Timepass
Guruji's Prediction about ipl 10
#Kindlyexcuse #RJShaayan #IPL10 #Prediction #Guruji
Do You smell what Shaayan is cooking !!!
#Kindlyexcuse #RJShaayan #Smell #Fragrance #remember #Thoughts
This Cricket Commentary is differnt
#Kindlyexcuse #RJShaayan #IPL10 #Commentary
Beware of Female gangs of Bangalore @ night (Domlur, ulsoor,Jp nagar)
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #gangs #Crime
ways ,How will you Break the ice !
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #breaktheice
Meet Bangalore boys , Superfamous for their website Check for Spam
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #check4spam #bangalore
RJ Shaayan has great tip to Burn maximum calories easily
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #burncalories #health tips
The competition of most Smelly- Stinky Shoe & Socks
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #Worstjobs #Stinkyshoe #Smellysocks
The indian reaction of Premature RE-jaculation
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #Prematurerejaculation
Navratre mein Mata aayi, Measles layi (Superstition )
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #Measels #Navratra
Niladri Bose goes missing, trying to findout the old man
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #Niladri #Missing
Annoying Whatsapp habit of making random groups and adding people
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #Whatsaap #annoying
Kindly Excuse my Hug, Shaayan asks listeners how to Hug.
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #Hug
Hug ke superhit formuley
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #Hug #Superhit #Formula
Confessions of Akward Hugs
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #Hug #Awkwardhugs #Confession
Feel Good with Red, Kindly excuse us
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #Whatsappmessages #Random #Comictiming

Special welcome to Guests -Atithi tum kab jaoge ?
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #Specialwelcome #Atithitumkabjaoge #Spit #WelcomeguestswithSpit

Masaba Tribe welcome their guests by spiting on their palms , what weird welcome has bangalore given or recived
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #Spit #WelcomeguestswithSpit

Bonding over mutual hate is stronger than bonding over mutual love!
#highbeam #kindlyexcuse #traffic #entertainment #humour
Truth Behind Ghosts of Bangalore airport
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #haunted #Bangaloreairport #Ghost
Traffic ka haal Gaane de naal - part 2
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #Traffic #Gaanagaochillhojao #Bajao
Traffic ka haal Gaane de naal - part 1
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #Traffic #Gaanagaochillhojao #Bajao
Sharman Joshi ke mann mein kya hai
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #Happybirthday #Sharmanjoshi #fillinthe blanks.

Baal baal dekho, hair on your plate (Tere mereSaath jo hota hai)
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #LuckyAliconcert #TereMeresaathjohotahai #Haironyourplate #BaalBaaldekho

Tere Mere Saath jo Hota - Something weird that always happens to You ? share with us.
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #LuckyAli #Teremeresaathjohotahai
RAJPAL YADAV ke dailogue ki Bajao - Part 2
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #HappybirthdayRajpalyadav

RAJPAL YADAV ke dailogue ki Bajao - Part 1
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #HappyBirthdayRajpalyadav
Alia Bhatt throws a mysterious word
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #Aliabhatt #Fillintheblanks
Honey Singh's Future prediction on his b'day by Guruji
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #HoneySingh #Guruji #4bottlevodka
Wierd interpretations to Lucky Ali song part 2
#Kindlyexcuse #RJshaayan #LuckyAli #Natumjaanonahum
Weird enterpretations of Lucky ALi Song part 1
#Kindlyexcuse #Rjshaayan #LuckyALi #Natumjaanonahum
Perils of working Graveyard shift in Bengaluru , handshake with Niladri
#Kindlyexcuse #Rjshaayan #Rjniladri #Dangerousdrives

RED FM exclusive call to Aamir Khan on his Birthday
#Kindlyexcuse #Rjshaayan #Aamirkhanbirthday
LUCKY ALI CONTEST WINNER
#kindlyexcuse #rjshaayan #LuckyAli #LuckyAliconcert

EINSTEIN's Fans in Delhi Give a new meaning to E=mc2
#kindlyexcuse #rjshaayan #E=mc2 #Einstein

Hunt for Bangalore's perfectionist on Aamir Khan's Birthday
#kindlyexcuse #Rjshaayan #Aamirkhan #perfectionist
Romantic Rains , after effects of Holi , handshake with Niladri
#kindlyexcuse #rjshaayan #Rains #Romantic

If you are unlucky , we will make you lucky with Lucky ali
#kindlyexcuse #rjshaayan #unluckystories #luckyali #redlive
Ashes lagao Holi ke Color hatao
#kindlyexcuse #rjshaayan #dangerouscolors #cowdung #ashes

HOW TO GET RID OF HOLI COLORS
#kindlyexcuse #rjshaayan #holihazards
HANDSHAKE WITH JULIUS
#kindlyexcuse #RJshyaayan #Handshake #Badrinathkidulhaniya

BURA NA MANO HOLI HAI - Fake news on Salman Khan
#kindlyexcuse #Rlshaayan #Fakenews #Holi #Salmankhan

BURA NA MANO HOLI HAI - FAKE NEWS
#kindlyexcuse #rjshaayan #Holipasses #Fakenews
BEHRO KO SUNANE KE LIYE DHAMAKE KI ZAROORAT HOTI HAI
#kindlyexcuse #shyaayan #sweetrevenge #protest

GADHEY SE KARAYI BEIZZATI
#kindlyexcuse #Shaayan #Donkey #Car #insult #Ludhiana

HANDSHAKE - with Neeladri ( How to eat a Gulab Jamun )
#kindlyexcuse #rjshayan #Sweetooth #Gulaabjamun

MOST IMPORTANT TOOL FOR EXAM - HALL TICKET, Best solution to keep it safe
#kindlyexcuse #rjshaayan #exams #hallticket
GURUJI PREDICTS BEST CHANCE OF CHEATING INCBSE EXAMS FOR DIFFERENT RASHI'S
#kindlyexcuse #rjshaayan #guruji #cbseexams #prediction

LISTNERS QUE UP TO WIN LUCKY ALI PASSES
#kindlyexcuse #rjshaayan #luckyali #luckyaliconcert

SAFARY KI SAWAARI - find the actor
#kindly excuse #rjshaayan #darsheeldafary
Where in Bangalore do you find the least traffic
#kindlyexcuse #rjshaayan
Nialdri gets introduced to Tinder
#rjshaayan #kindlyexcuse #rjniladri #handshakelink
Women do get treated pretty well on women' s day, but would they return the favour on Men's day?
#kindlyexcuse #RjShaayan #Womensday
Are woman really bad drivers , only like romantic movies and they donot watch porn? Comedian Sneha Suhas answers on Kindly Excuse
#kindlyexcuse #RjShaayan #snehasuhas #womensday #holi
Guruji Pawan Sharma predicts the outcome of the third test
#kindlyexcuse #rjshaayan #IndvsAus
What does a woman really want in life ? yamini finally decodes the mystery for us
#kindlyexcuse #rjshaayan #womensday
Traffic updates on Kindly Excuse may get you gift vouchers
#Kindlyexcuse #Rjshaayan #Bangaloretraffic
Naam Bhattacharya hona chahiye , Bose to....
#RjNiladri #Kindlyexcuse #RjShaayan #BosevsBhattacharya
What will Rajkapoor sing if he ate a Japanese Sushi in Bangalore!
#kindlyexcuse #RjShaayan #Rajkapoor #Japanese #Kannada
She has played Holi only once and How is Niladri as a person !
#kindlyexcuse #RjShaayan #NiladriBose #Redrewind
Red Fm ki janta ne Ian Healy ki bajai!
#kindlyexcuse #RjShaayan #Ianhealy #ViratKohli
Who knew even Ejipura can see smooth traffic!
#kindlyexcuse #RjShaayan #Ejipura #traffic #Oyorooms
What goes on in a ladies head when she encounters an unknown guy smiling at her
#kindlyexcuse #RjShaayan
Kohli should go the Gangs of Wassepur way!
#RjShaayan #kindlyexcuse
getting a traffic free street in Bangalore is such a luxury
#kindlyexcuse #RjShaayan
Pawan Sharma Guruji on Kindly Excuse! Did you knwo what is the raashi of Virat Kohli and Steve Smith?
#kindlyexcuse #RjShaaya
One of the biggest Daniel Craig fans in the city!
#kindlyexcuse #RjShaayan
Girls often dont listen to guys properly!
#kindlyexcuse #RjShaayan
I have all the oceans, yet I dont have water. What Am I?
#kindlyexcuse #RjShaayan
You have really got to know these if you want to be a dad
#kindlyexcuse #RjShaayan

Everyone wants to be a dad in Bangalore! All thanks to Motherhood!
#RJShaayan Everyone wants to be a dad in Bangalore! All thanks to Motherhood!

When you cant sing to save your life... dont appear before Bose & Bhattacharya!
#RJShaayan When you cant sing to save your life... dont appear before Bose & Bhattacharya!

How best can you describe Aussie bowling? Courtsey: Bollywood music!
#RJShaayan How best can you describe Aussie bowling? Courtsey: Bollywood music!

1 hour free paid break at work and this lady chooses to stalk her colleagues
@RJShaayan 1 hour free paid break at work and this lady chooses to stalk her colleagues

Bose vs Bhatacharya! Saliva and the science behind it!
#RJShaayan Bose vs Bhatacharya! Saliva and the science behind it!

Bangalore's Best To Be Dad!!! The hunt continues...
#RJShaayan Bangalore's Best To Be Dad!!! The hunt continues...

Yes! This is a shudh shaakahari veg show - Kindly Excuse!
#RJShaayan Yes! This is a shudh shaakahari veg show - Kindly Excuse!

The twisted song contest to decipher this Vishal-Shekar creation
#RJShaayan The twisted song contest to decipher this Vishal-Shekar creation

Bangalore could just be No. 1 at bee hive & stray dogs!
#RJShaayan Bangalore could just be No. 1 at bee hive & stray dogs!

When Arijit Singh gets his record stuck... just like this...
#RJShaayan When Arijit Singh gets his record stuck... just like this...

What all can Bangalore be No. 1 at? Apart from traffic
#RJShaayan What all can Bangalore be No. 1 at? Apart from traffic

Do you know what 'Tyshnagi' means... the Hindi word thats thrown in many songs?
#RJShaayan Do you know what 'Tyshnagi' means... the Hindi word thats thrown in many songs?

"Haath Peele Karna" could've just found a whole new meaning!
#RJShaayan "Haath Peele Karna" could've just found a whole new meaning!

T-20 Auction Ki Kahani... Pawan Sharma Guruji Ki Zubaani!
#RJShaayan T-20 Auction Ki Kahani... Pawan Sharma Guruji Ki Zubaani!

This will be the most complicated remedy to fix your throat!
#RJShaayan This will be the most complicated remedy to fix your throat!

When a sore throat meets another one... this is how they sound
#RJShaayan When a sore throat meets another one... this is how they sound

Get the hottest on the T-20 auction... 8 gaane style!
#RJShaayan Get the hottest on the T-20 auction... 8 gaane style!

Want to win your woman...? Crack this riddle that describes a cosmetic item
#RJShaayan Want to win your woman...? Crack this riddle that describes a cosmetic item

How does Sukhwinder look? Romantic? Decent? Sexy?
#RJShaayan How does Sukhwinder look? Romantic? Decent? Sexy?

Cancerians are very sexy people... says Sukhwinder Singh!
#RJShaayan Cancerians are very sexy people... says Sukhwinder Singh!

Not everybody can dance! Might just be a title of your next movie!
#RJShaayan Not everybody can dance! Might just be a title of your next movie!

Main aisa dance karunga ki Michael Jackson ki aatma jaaga jayegi!
#RJShaayan Main aisa dance karunga ki Michael Jackson ki aatma jaaga jayegi!

When you are on Red Rewind, you either sing or be nice to Niladri!
#RJNiladri When you are on Red Rewind, you either sing or be nice to Niladri!

How bad can a Valentine's Day can get after you are married?
#RJNiladri How bad can a Valentine's Day can get after you are married?

This Bengaluru woman could just be the one to open the concert with Sukhwinder Singh
#RJNiladri This Bengaluru woman could just be the one to open the concert with Sukhwinder Singh

If you love Sukhi paaji... you got to be here to win passes for his Live concert
#RJNiladri If you love Sukhi paaji... you got to be here to win passes for his Live concert

How RJ Niladri used to patao-fy women in his times!
#RJShaayan How RJ Niladri used to patao-fy women in his times!

A day in the life of a commuter in Bangalore! To help or not to help!
#RJShaayan A day in the life of a commuter in Bangalore! To help or not to help!

Our ISRO creates a world record today! Satellite pooling of 104 of them!
#RJShaayan Our ISRO creates a world record today! Satellite pooling of 104 of them!

If you want to open the show with Sukhwinder Singh, this is what it takes
#RJShaayan If you want to open the show with Sukhwinder Singh, this is what it takes

When you reach Kindly Excuse for a love dedication, this is what happens!
#RJShaayan When you reach Kindly Excuse for a love dedication, this is what happens!

Bose vs Bhattacharya! Camp at the Aero Show and here's what they experienced!
#RJShaayan Bose vs Bhattacharya! Camp at the Aero Show and here's what they experienced!

After this, you will know that no love story is smooth!
#RJShaayan After this, you will know that no love story is smooth!

Its Valentine's Day & Bengaluru opens up with its flop story!
#RJShaayan Its Valentine's Day & Bengaluru opens up with its flop story!

"I love you but _ _ _ _ " Look how Bengaluru completes this line!
#RJShaayan "I love you but _ _ _ _ " Look how Bengaluru completes this line!
How different people behave on Valentines week
#kissday #Kindlyexcuse #RjShaayan #Humour
Apparently this is the best way to kiss
#kindlyexcuse #RjShaayan #Humour
This lady has strong anti male leanings!
#kindlyexcuse #RjShaayan #humour
Issues that guys have.. How exactly to hold a girl while kissing
#kindlyexuse #RjShaayan #humour
Rj Niladri teaches how to kiss properly
#humour #kindlyexcuse #RjShaayan
Alphonso mangoes can apparently tell you if you are a good or bad kisser
#humour #kindlyexcuse #RjShaayan
Stories of first kiss... in an auditorium.. backstage
#humour #kindlyexcuse #RjShaayan

Our Twisted song contest is back and how?
#RJShaayan Our Twisted song contest is back and how?

When a Chartered Accountant goes a bit crazy! Arent they already?
#RJShaayan When a Chartered Accountant goes a bit crazy! Arent they already?

Chetan Bhagat vs MS Dhoni! Who do you think should get that Plane Ride!
#RJShaayan Chetan Bhagat vs MS Dhoni! Who do you think should get that Plane Ride!

When Salman Khan pleads the pilot of a crashing plane, for that last parachute
#RJShaayan When Salman Khan pleads the pilot of a crashing plane, for that last parachute

Two songs that have extreme emotions! How do they sound when played one after the other
#RJDisha Two songs that have extreme emotions! How do they sound when played one after the other

2000 feet above sea level... just you and the pilot! How does it sound?
#RJDisha 2000 feet above sea level... just you and the pilot! How does it sound?

When someone's gives you a bird's eye view of traffic in the city, you listen!
#RJDisha When someone's gives you a bird's eye view of traffic in the city, you listen!

Have you seen that red airplane sign on your whatsapps ?
#RJDisha Have you seen that red airplane sign on your whatsapps ?

Name the Bollywood film based on the 1st Indian unmanned air plane
#RJDisha Name the Bollywood film based on the 1st Indian unmanned air plane

Did you know where is the Air Turbine fuel is stored in commercial plans?
#RJDisha Did you know where is the Air Turbine fuel is stored in commercial plans?

Another chief minister sworn-in, as we speak...
#RJDisha Another chief minister sworn-in, as we speak...

Its Sreeshanth's b'day & also Bob Marley's! What e combination!
#RJDisha Its Sreeshanth's b'day & also Bob Marley's! What e combination!

Fasten your seat belts... India's most coveted event in Bangalore!
#RJDisha Fasten your seat belts... India's most coveted event in Bangalore!

She produces more songs than you produce oxygen
#RJDisha She produces more songs than you produce oxygen

Your one stop shop stress buster... Bauaa in the house!
#RJDisha Your one stop shop stress buster... Bauaa in the house!

Any traffic diversion in the city! Know it first on Red FM
#RJDisha Any traffic diversion in the city! Know it first on Red FM

Crack this Mika Singh Quiz and win invites to Mika LIVE-IN Concert!
#RJDisha Crack this Mika Singh Quiz and win invites to Mika LIVE-IN Concert!

When your weekend excitement shows on your beard!
#RJDisha When your weekend excitement shows on your beard!

How do you cheer for Mahendra Singh Dhoni...!!!
#RJDisha How do you cheer for Mahendra Singh Dhoni...!!!

When the pitch curator gives you the first hand info on how its gonna work....
#RJDisha When the pitch curator gives you the first hand info on how its gonna work....

How do you cheer for Mahendra Singh Dhoni...!!!
#RJDisha How do you cheer for Mahendra Singh Dhoni...!!!

Bauaa takes on cricket & some phone commentary!
#RJDisha Bauaa takes on cricket & some phone commentary!

Ind vs Eng in Blore and all roads lead to Chinnaswamy!
#RJDisha Ind vs Eng in Blore and all roads lead to Chinnaswamy!

Match ki aane waali kahani... Guruji ki zubaani!
#RJShaayan Match ki aane waali kahani... Guruji ki zubaani!

When Nana Patekar gets into you... you just let him...
#RJShaayan When Nana Patekar gets into you... you just let him...

The only Radio station in Bengaluru giving out match tickets for Ind vs Eng
#RJShaayan The only Radio station in Bengaluru giving out match tickets for Ind vs Eng

Whats making the Red FM's whatsapp machine go on fire....???
#RJShaayan Whats making the Red FM's whatsapp machine go on fire....???

When you are new to Bangalore... this could just be bitter!
#RJShaayan When you are new to Bangalore... this could just be bitter!

How Shaayan makes a come back in Badminton - Bose vs Bhatacharya is on!
#RJShaayan How Shaayan makes a come back in Badminton - Bose vs Bhatacharya is on!

Have you ever noticed.... every TT has an oversized coat!!!
#RJShaayan Have you ever noticed.... every TT has an oversized coat!!!

This person walked out on this blockbuster movie...
#RJShaayan This person walked out on this blockbuster movie...

That one movie you've walked out of... Literally...!!!
#RJShaayan That one movie you've walked out of... Literally...!!!

How India lost to England... Humma Humma style!!!
#RJShaayan How India lost to England... Humma Humma style!!!

Probably the only person who would've written a poem for Bobby Deol
#RJShaayan Probably the only person who would've written a poem for Bobby Deol

Its not just Shaayan who does the rap on Kindly Excuse! His listeners do too...
#RJShaayan Its not just Shaayan who does the rap on Kindly Excuse! His listeners do too...

After every shot Raina hits, he does something! Guess what...?
#RJShaayan After every shot Raina hits, he does something! Guess what...?

Bose vs Bhatacharya! They dont just review films... Listen in!
#RJShaayan Bose vs Bhatacharya! They dont just review films... Listen in!

T-20 game between Ind & Eng! How would you sing out the scenes at the ground!
#RJShaayan T-20 game between Ind & Eng! How would you sing out the scenes at the ground!

Those unfortunate Bengalureans who are working on a Republic Day!
#RJShaayan Those unfortunate Bengalureans who are working on a Republic Day!

Bose vs Bhattacharya fight over Raes! Not the movie but on how they reach there
#RJShaayan Bose vs Bhattacharya fight over Raes! Not the movie but on how they reach there

Finally, here's the reason why Kattappa killed Bahubali!
#RJShaayan Finally, here's the reason why Kattappa killed Bahubali!

If RJ Shaayan was your Boss, how would you convince him to grant you a leave for this long weekend!
#RJShaayan If RJ Shaayan was your Boss, how would you convince him to grant you a leave for this long weekend!

I want to be so Raees (rich) that... they setup a separate IT dept for my income
#RJShaayan I want to be so Raees (rich) that... they setup a separate IT dept for my income

Finally.... 25th of January is here! The day, country was waiting for
#RJShaayan Finally.... 25th of January is here! The day, country was waiting for

This listener could get into the record books for sending maximum messages in a day!
#RJShaayan This listener could get into the record books for sending maximum messages in a day!

We all have 2 names! One you like and the other you obviously hate!
#RJShaayan We all have 2 names! One you like and the other you obviously hate!

You get annoyed when you are called....???
#RJShaayan You get annoyed when you are called....???

Suniye aam ki bhavishyavaani... Guruji ki zubaani!
#RJShaayan Suniye aam ki bhavishyavaani... Guruji ki zubaani!

Mango pulp with crisp dosa....!!! How does that sound? Slurrp slurrp
#RJShaayan Mango pulp with crisp dosa....!!! How does that sound? Slurrp slurrp

A day in a life of a Bengaluru traffic signal!
#RJShaayan A day in a life of a Bengaluru traffic signal!

If you are bad at badminton, never let it be captured on a video!
#RJShaayan If you are bad at badminton, never let it be captured on a video!

Our Twisted Song Contest gets this Financial Analyst all twisty!
#RJShaayan Our Twisted Song Contest gets this Financial Analyst all twisty!

Getting up early morning.... is like _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ? Complete this!
#RJShaayan Getting up early morning.... is like _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ? Complete this!

If traffic signal in Bengaluru could talk... what would it say???
#RJShaayan If traffic signal in Bengaluru could talk... what would it say???

Ustad Monu will tell you the fate of Shikar Dhawan in his own inimitable style!
#RJShaayan Ustad Monu will tell you the fate of Shikar Dhawan in his own inimitable style!

Cricket and superstition go hand in glove... In India atleast!
#RJShaayan Cricket and superstition go hand in glove... In India atleast!

Welcome to the cracker jacker traffic reporter - Monu!
#RJShaayan Welcome to the cracker jacker traffic reporter - Monu!

Do you know what is 'virginity' called in Hindi...? Ask Dhoni & Yuvi!
#RJShaayan Do you know what is 'virginity' called in Hindi...? Ask Dhoni & Yuvi!

Dhoni aur Yuvi ne England ko aisa dhoya... ki cricket ka asli mazaa vapas aaya
#RJShaayan Dhoni aur Yuvi ne England ko aisa dhoya... ki cricket ka asli mazaa vapas aaya

This is probably the weirdest wedding ritual in India...
#RJShaayan This is probably the weirdest wedding ritual in India...

When RJ Niladri & RJ Shaayan talk about fitness... its French!
#RJShaayan When RJ Niladri & RJ Shaayan talk about fitness... its French!

Red FM's twisted song contest with probably the most shy caller ever!
#RJShaayan Red FM's twisted song contest with probably the most shy caller ever!

When a train passes over a bridge... Halt! Dont go under it!
#RJShaayan When a train passes over a bridge... Halt! Dont go under it!

Bengaluru conferred upon "the most dynamic city in the world" title
#RJShaayan Bengaluru conferred upon "the most dynamic city in the world" title

This day that year, Anil Kumble became the 1st Indian to take 600 test wickets
#RJShaayan This day that year, Anil Kumble became the 1st Indian to take 600 test wickets

This man had an affair with this woman, only because he found her arms very attractive
#RJShaayan This man had an affair with this woman, only because he found her arms very attractive

Soft skin, particularly on the neck area is this man's weakness... What's your's?
#RJShaayan Soft skin, particularly on the neck area is this man's weakness... What's your's?

Its not just men who secretively admire women... Welcome to the other side of the fence!
#RJShaayan Its not just men who secretively admire women... Welcome to the other side of the fence!

When you get drenched in rain & dont have an umbrella... Which song is this?
#RJShaayan When you get drenched in rain & dont have an umbrella... Which song is this?

When Atif Aslam begins to get to you...
#RJShaayan When Atif Aslam begins to get to you...

ATM withdrawal limit increased? A limit of what else should be increased in your life...?
#RJShaayan ATM withdrawal limit increased? A limit of what else should be increased in your life...?

Should he replace Siddhu at commentary... Be honest!
#RJShaayan Should he replace Siddhu at commentary... Be honest!

When you know that your contest clues could be mis-leading...
#RJShaayan When you know that your contest clues could be mis-leading...

Solution to molestation case & common cold is the same! Wear more clothes?
#RJShaayan Solution to molestation case & common cold is the same! Wear more clothes?

While Niladri calls his dog - Puchka! Someone calls Shaayan - Sugar Baby
#RJShaayan While Niladri calls his dog - Puchka! Someone calls Shaayan - Sugar Baby

The twisted song contest seeping into the city's by-lanes
#RJShaayan The twisted song contest seeping into the city's by-lanes

The most un-thought of traffic violation you can be fined for... It here!
#RJShaayan The most un-thought of traffic violation you can be fined for... It here!

Can you crack this twisted song contest... ? This one did!
#RJShaayan Can you crack this twisted song contest... ? This one did!

If you are in real estate & thinking of quitting your company, think again!
#RJShaayan If you are in real estate & thinking of quitting your company, think again!

It happens only in India... !!! You would've come across these for sure!
#RJShaayan It happens only in India... !!! You would've come across these for sure!

The weirdest things Bengaluru has seen, written on walls...!
RJShaayan The weirdest things Bengaluru has seen, written on walls...!

Learn the art of 'Acting Busy' at your work place! Here's how!
#RJShaayan Learn the art of 'Acting Busy' at your work place! Here's how!

Welcome our new found cracker - Monu! The traffic reporter!
#RJShaayan Welcome our new found cracker - Monu! The traffic reporter!

Did you know how to pronounce 'Kalki Koechlin'? Its Kalki Cake - La!
#RJShaayan Did you know how to pronounce 'Kalki Koechlin'? Its Kalki Cake - La!

Is it Kalki or Hrithik? The Twisted B'day Contest!
#RJShaayan Is it Kalki or Hrithik? The Twisted B'day Contest!

Sure... everyone has embarrassed themselves like this...
RJShaayan Sure... everyone has embarrassed themselves like this...

Its Farhaan vs Farha test! Take it only if you know Bollywood well...
#RJShaayan Its Farhaan vs Farha test! Take it only if you know Bollywood well...

If you hate traffic... listen to this... I bet you'll start loving it!
#RJShaayan If you hate traffic... listen to this... I bet you'll start loving it!

When the brother of your beautiful colleague asks you to stop batting... you stop!
#RJShaayan When the brother of your beautiful colleague asks you to stop batting... you stop!

How Roja happened to Rahman! Niladri spills the beans...
#RJShaayan How Roja happened to Rahman! Niladri spills the beans...

Bengaluru getting shamed... & then we have this coming like a breath of fresh air!
#RJShaayan Bengaluru getting shamed... & then we have this coming like a breath of fresh air!

The twisted b'day contest got all more the twisting, like a spiral!
#RJShayaan The twisted b'day contest got all more the twisting, like a spiral!

Heights of laziness... Try beating this Bengaluru!
#RJShaayan Heights of laziness... Try beating this Bengaluru!

Usually people go lazy after honeymoon... but this lady is the reverse!
#RJShaayan Usually people go lazy after honeymoon... but this lady is the reverse!

If you were Yograj Singh (Yuvi's dad) how would you react to this MSD's news!
#RJShaayan If you were Yograj Singh (Yuvi's dad) how would you react to this MSD's news!

Did you know, Dhoni (MAAHI) was featured in these 6 Bollywood songs
#RJShaayan Did you know, Dhoni (MAAHI) was featured in these 6 Bollywood songs

This Bengaluru man rightly predicted what Dhoni would do this year...
#RJShaayan This Bengaluru man rightly predicted what Dhoni would do this year...

It might be Uday Chopra's B'day but do we care when MSD is making news!
#RJShaayan It might be Uday Chopra's B'day but do we care when MSD is making news!

When someone doesn't pick your call, you can still have a conversation
#RJShaayan When someone doesn't pick your call, you can still have a conversation

Salary is like a sister-in-law! You can only see but you wont get...
#RJShaayan Salary is like a sister-in-law! You can only see but you wont get...

Salary on Day 1 - Grand Masti...!!! Day 2 - Agneepath...!!!
#RJShaayan Salary on Day 1 - Grand Masti...!!! Day 2 - Agneepath...!!!

When your husband doesn't flush, there is a greater reason behind it...
#RJShaayan When your husband doesn't flush, there is a greater reason behind it...

When a baby comes on-air... the world just becomes a beautiful place!
#RJShaayan When a baby comes on-air... the world becomes a beautiful place!

Radio peh jhoot bolna kanooni jurm hai... Yes! On Kindly Excuse atleast
#RJShaayan Radio peh jhoot bolna kanooni jurm hai... Yes! On Kindly Excuse atleast

When asked to predict the year 2017... this is what she came up with... Really?
#RJShaayan When asked to predict the year 2017... this is what she came up with... Really?

When a trainee scientist starts explaining her job to RJ Shaayan...
#RJShaayan When a trainee scientist starts explaining her job to RJ Shaayan...

Calling from Domestic violence & child abuse PROMOTION department
#RJShaayan Calling from Domestic violence & child abuse PROMOTION department

Shaayan's relentless efforts to reach RJ Niladri...
#RJShaayan Shaayan's relentless efforts to reach RJ Niladri...

Its 2017 & the epic things you've done when you were 17...
#RJShaayan Its 2017 & the epic things you've done when you were 17...

That one resolution you can never live up to... This one beats all...
#RJShaayan That one resolution you can never live up to... This one beats all...

You could lose weight by cleaning you ears...? Really?
#RJShaayan You could lose weight by cleaning you ears...? Really?

RJ Niladri's 2016 was life changing because he met RJ Shaayan
#RJShaayan RJ Niladri's 2016 was life changing because he met RJ Shaayan

This twisted song contest is literally hair taring but will thrill you...
#RJShaayan This twisted song contest is literally hair taring but will thrill you...

Koun Darta Hai Bhediye Se... Remember this classic?
#RJShaayan Koun Darta Hai Bhediye Se... Remember this classic?

Was you 2016 like this...? Listen in to these legends!
#RJShaayan Was you 2016 like this...? Listen in to these legends!

When you are desperate, you can even talk to an automated tele message
#RJShaayan When you are desperate, you can even talk to an automated tele message

The Twisted Song contest on Kindly Excuse! Can you crack this?
#RJShaayan The Twisted Song contest on Kindly Excuse! Can you crack this?

How negative can your parents get...? Try this one!
#RJShaayan How negative can your parents get...? Try this one!

This woman gets to see multiple men in towels everyday!
#RJShaayan This woman gets to see multiple men in towels everyday!

You think it's Salman Khan's b'day...? No! Think again!
#RJShaayan You think it's Salman Khan's b'day...? No! Think again!

RJ Niladri hitting the gym to look good for Salman Khan's b'day!
#RJShaayan RJ Niladri hitting the gym to look good for Salman Khan's b'day!

A twisted fan rap for a twisted fan from a twisted RJ!
#RJShaayan A twisted fan rap for a twisted fan from a twisted RJ!

Those lucky few who got to move the 5th gear in Bengaluru!
#RJShaayan Those lucky few who got to move the 5th gear in Bengaluru!

Never interfere in the love life of your friend! Lesson learnt for 2016
#RJShaayan Never interfere in the love life of your friend! Lesson learnt for 2016

What could be more annoying than carrying those un-used clothes out of your shower
#RJShaayan What could be more annoying than carrying those un-used clothes out of your shower

Secret Santa Ki Kahani... Bollywood Ki Zubaani!
#RJShaayan Secret Santa Ki Kahani... Bollywood Ki Zubaani!

Ever dared to celebrate Christmas in Bhojpuri style...? Try this!
#RJShaayan Ever dared to celebrate Christmas in Bhojpuri style...? Try this!

When Christmas goes local... this is how it sounds!
#RJShaayan When Christmas goes local... this is how it sounds!

There is a Hanikarak Bapu hidden is all fathers out there...
#RJShaayan There is a Hanikarak Bapu hidden is all fathers out there...

When even traffic reporters go filmy!
#RJShaayan When even traffic reporters go filmy!

Your mattress is an integral part of you... True that!
#RJShaayan Your mattress is an integral part of you... True that!

Secret Santa in your office can really go out of hands at times!
#RJShaayan Secret Santa in your office can really go out of hands at times!

A garland of tobacco for your tobacco chewing teacher? On Teacher's Day!
#RJShaayan A garland of tobacco for your tobacco chewing teacher? On Teacher's Day!

Bangalore's tallest flyover is how many meters high?
#RJShaayan Bangalore's tallest flyover is how many meters high?

Can you complete this Govinda Rap? Give it a shot!
#RJShaayan Can you complete this Govinda Rap? Give it a shot!

Its a Govinda carnival on Kindly Excuse! Join in on the fun!
#RJShaayan Its a Govinda carnival on Kindly Excuse! Join in on the fun!

When you celebrate Govinda... you have to be like one!
#RJShaayan When you celebrate Govinda... you have to be like one!

This will be the weirdest use that anyone would've put their mattress to
#RJShaayan This will be the weirdest use that anyone would've put their mattress to

Karun Nair's father turns into a hanikarak babu! Says, he will not be allowed to marry now!
#RJShaayan Karun Nair's father turns into a hanikarak babu! Says, he will not be allowed to marry now!

The most twisted song contest on Radio! Can you decode this?
#RJShaayan The most twisted song contest on Radio! Can you decode this?

Your secret santa hasn't gifted you anything yet? Come, shake him up on-air
#RJShaayan Your secret santa hasn't gifted you anything yet? Come, shake him up on-air

Shaayan on a trip but Niladri & Disha get trippin...
#RJDisha Shaayan on a trip but Niladri & Disha get trippin...

A cabbie gone crazy! Only because he couldn't find traffic on his route!
#RJDisha A cabbie gone crazy! Only because he couldn't find traffic on his route!

A holiday destination in Asia, 4 letter word, also a Punjabi sir name! Any guesses?
#RJDisha A holiday destination in Asia, 4 letter word, also a Punjabi sir name! Any guesses?

Karun Nair had scored a triple century before this one as well... Against whom?
#RJDisha Karun Nair had scored a triple century before this one as well... Against whom?

All thanks to demonetization! Hot air blows out of all pockets!
#RJShaayan All thanks to demonetization! Hot air blows out of all pockets!

If you get pick pocketed right now... what could the robber find?
#RJShaayan If you get pick pocketed right now... what could the robber find?

'Jo Digital Wohi Sikandar'! Meet the digital sikandar of Bengaluru!
#RJShaayan 'Jo Digital Wohi Sikandar'! Meet the digital sikandar of Bengaluru!

How Arijit Singh is like that salt in your food....
#RJShaayan How Arijit Singh is like that salt in your food....

If you are pick pocketed... you could just get lucky here...
#RJShaayan If you are pick pocketed... you could just get lucky here...

'Padosan Pinky 001', 'Kiss Me 3 Times'! Can you imagine what these are?
#RJShaayan 'Padosan Pinky 001', 'Kiss Me 3 Times'! Can you imagine what these are?

Women feel colder than men! Fact decoded!
#RJShaayan Women feel colder than men! Fact decoded!

Winning a smart phone could just be this easy... only on Kindly Excuse!
#RJShaayan Winning a smart phone could just be this easy... only on Kindly Excuse!

Pakoda & Tea! Somethings never go out of business even on a rainy day!
#RJShaayan Pakoda & Tea! Somethings never go out of business even on a rainy day!

Those classic digital hoaxes that many have fallen trap to... Here's one of them!
#RJShaayan Those classic digital hoaxes that many have fallen trap to... Here's one of them!

RJ Niladri paints a lovely piece and RJ Shaayan auctions it off...
#RJShaayan RJ Niladri paints a lovely piece and RJ Shaayan auctions it off...

Get Shaayan's name wrong... at your own risk!
#RJShaayan Get Shaayan's name wrong... at your own risk!

Apart from EQ, its important you have CQ as well - City Quotient!
#RJShaayan Apart from EQ, its important you have CQ as well - City Quotient!

If your parents are desperate to get you married, never introduce them to the internet...
#RJShaayan If your parents are desperate to get you married, never introduce them to the internet...

Now this is what you call a special birthday!
#RJShaayan Now this is what you call a special birthday!

Wanna get rid of a bad date? Just ask for her credit/debit card details!
#RJShaayan Wanna get rid of a bad date? Just ask for her credit/debit card details!

Poll for the worst movie of 2016... Cant believe this is one of them
#RJShaayan Poll for the worst movie of 2016... Cant believe this is one of them

This probably could be the biggest mistake that went right... for her!
#RJShaayan This probably could be the biggest mistake that went right... for her!

When the man of 'mitron' hit the air waves...!!! This time with another breaking news!
#RJShaayan When the man of 'mitron' hit the air waves...!!! This time with another breaking news!

With that canteen food... You just 'Eat to Live'! At your own risk
#RJNiladri With that canteen food... You just 'Eat to Live'! At your own risk

The final face off for that Smart Phone over a game of Digital Antakshari!
#RJShaayan The final face off for that Smart Phone over a game of Digital Antakshari!

When you step up of the ATM, everyone looks at you as though you are a criminal...
#RJShaayan When you step up of the ATM, everyone looks at you as though you are a criminal...

The pros of falling ill...!!! Gifts, fruits, flowers, affection and more...
#RJShaayan The pros of falling ill...!!! Gifts, fruits, flowers, affection and more...

How does RJ Niladri & RJ Shaayan handle sadness in their life!
#RJShaayan How does RJ Niladri & RJ Shaayan handle sadness in their life!

Probably King Khan's biggest fan in Bangalore...
#RJShaayan Probably King Khan's biggest fan in Bangalore...

What happens in a ladies whatsapp group of your society...
#RJShaayan What happens in a ladies whatsapp group of your society...

When the difference between your name & your boss's wife's name is just that 1 letter
#RJShaayan When the difference between your name & your boss's wife's name is just that 1 letter

That moment when you find out that someone is filming you....
#RJShaayan That moment when you find out that someone is filming you....

Reporting traffic in Bangalore could just be a rewarding job!
#RJShaayan Reporting traffic in Bangalore could just be a rewarding job!

How this man just lost a smart phone! Terribly...
#RJShaayan How this man just lost a smart phone! Terribly...

Life lessons by Niladri to Shaayan - 'Purana jayega, tabhi toh naya aayega'
#RJShaayan Life lessons by Niladri to Shaayan - 'Purana jayega, tabhi toh naya aayega'

Shaayan & Niladri catch 1st day 1st show of Kahaani II but hear this review at your own risk
#RJShaayan Shaayan & Niladri catch 1st day 1st show of Kahaani II but hear this review at your own risk

Creative best on how to say 'NO' to someone...
#RJShaayan Creative best on how to say 'NO' to someone...

Things that are always black....
#RJShaayan Things that are always black....

'BRB' means Be Right Back! Do you know what 'QQ' means?
#RJShaayan 'BRB' means Be Right Back! Do you know what 'QQ' means?

'No funds' is not the only reason why salaries are released late
#RJShaayan 'No funds' is not the only reason why salaries are released late

You get salary every month... But getting love is very dear....
#RJShaayan You get salary every month... But getting love is very dear....

'I LOVE YOU' vs 'SALARY IS CREDITED'! What would you fall for?
#RJShaayan 'I LOVE YOU' vs 'SALARY IS CREDITED'! What would you fall for?

How digitally challenged can you get...? Try beating Niladri at this one!
#RJShaayan How digitally challenged can you get...? Try beating Niladri at this one!

How that one FB post changed your life...
#RJShaayan How that one FB post changed your life...

How we use digital mediums to convey our feelings to some people...
#RJShaayan How we use digital mediums to convey our feelings to some people...
How we use whatsapp to convey our feelings to some people...
#RJShaayan How we use whatsapp to convey our feelings to some people...

Got a problem...? The city will solve it for you today!
#RJShaayan Got a problem...? The city will solve it for you today!

Check your Digital Quotient & walk away with a Smart Phone!
#RJShaayan Check your Digital Quotient & walk away with a Smart Phone!

How some weird habits of your's, you can laugh about....
#RJShaayan How some weird habits of your's, you can laugh about....

Come check your DQ - Digital Quotient & take home a smart phone!
#RJShaayan Come check your DQ - Digital Quotient & take home a smart phone!

Sometimes... those little moments on Radio can just make your day...
#RJShaayan Those little moments on Radio can just make your day...

Nasa is rewarding those who can solve the problem of pooping in Space
#RJShaayan Nasa is rewarding those who can solve the problem of pooping in Space

People review movies every Friday but Shaayan chooses to review RJ Niladri
#RJShaayan People review movies every Friday but Shaayan chooses to review RJ Niladri

Ever asked a woman - Kya koi ladka unko kar gaya chull...?
#RJShaayan Ever asked a woman - Kya koi ladka unko kar gaya chull...?

A demonetized birthday wish for RJ Shaayan!
#RJShaayan A demonetized birthday wish for RJ Shaayan!

Only a mechanical engineer knows what happens in his/her life....
#RJShaayan Only a mechanical engineer knows what happens in his/her life....

When you call in sick & get caught by your boss in a theater.... What do you do?
#RJShaayan When you call in sick & get caught by your boss in a theater.... What do you do?

Mother-in-laws are smarter than what we assume them to be... Listen up!
#RJShaayan Mother-in-laws are smarter than what we assume them to be... Listen up!

The letter D is used most in a marriage... take a listen!
#RJShaayan The letter D is used most in a marriage... take a listen!

Here is the hidden meaning of the brand new song - 'Hanikarak Bapu'
#RJShaayan Here is the hidden meaning of the brand new song - 'Hanikarak Bapu'

The song 'tune maari entriyan' just found a brand new meaning... Thanks to Shaayan
#RJShaayan The song 'tune maari entriyan' just found a brand new meaning... Thanks to Shaayan

A towel drop act can make you Ranbir Kapoor overnight... Especially in your balcony
#RJShaayan A towel drop act can make you Ranbir Kapoor overnight... Especially in your balcony

A towel drop act can make you Ranbir Kapoor overnight... Especially in your balcony
#RJShaayan A towel drop act can make you Ranbir Kapoor overnight... Especially in your balcony

Yes! Its done... Shaayan is finally going out on a date...!!!
#RJShaayan Yes! Its done... Shaayan is finally going out on a date...!!!

How traffic signals are life the 'Speaker' in the parliament!
#RJShaayan How traffic signals are life the 'Speaker' in the parliament!

When your boss's secretary is pretty... you are bound to have a pretty good time!
#RJShaayan When your boss's secretary is pretty... you are bound to have a pretty good time!

RJNiladri & Shaayan de-code how as humans we respond to some sounds pecuilarly
#RJShaayan RJNiladri & Shaayan de-code how as humans we respond to some sounds pecuilarly

Its decoded! Why as kids, we would urinate to the sound of ssssssssss...!!!
#RJShaayan Its decoded! Why as kids, we would urinate to the sound ssssssssss...!!!

Some memory flashes on facebook can really embarrass you to the core!
#RJShaayan Some memory flashes on facebook can really embarrass you to the core!

Not necessary that all pics have to be clicked at fabulous back grounds...
#RJShaayan Not necessary that all pics have to be clicked at fabulous back grounds...

When you bad mouth your boss, make sure your chat windows are not mixed up with his...
#RJShaayan When you bad mouth your boss, make sure your chat windows are not mixed up with his...

When that age old personal diary of your's is found by your mom...
#RJShaayan When that age old personal diary of your's is found by your mom...

When currency notes become scribbling pad...!!! But this one just crosses the line
#RJShaayan When currency notes become scribbling pad...!!! But this one just crosses the line

Size does matter! Not just in your bank balance...
#RJShaayan Size does matter! Not just in your bank balance...

Follow Baba Shaayan's exclusive diet plan & you are bound to loose 5 kgs in 5 days!
#RJShaayan Follow Baba Shaayan's exclusive diet plan & you are bound to loose 5 kgs in 5 days!

When you & your boy friend are in your room & your mom walks in... What next?
#RJShaayan When you & your boy friend are in your room & your mom walks in... What next?

This probably will be her best birthday ever! Take a listen, why!
#RJShaayan This probably will be her best birthday ever! Take a listen, why!

When you go to a doctor, never tell him about your secret research on the internet
#RJShaayan When you go to a doctor, never tell him about your secret research on the internet

Romance never got this pink! Literally!
#RJShaayan Romance never got this pink! Literally!

When you smell like agarbatti... never say it! Someone could be listening!
#RJShaayan When you smell like agarbatti... never say it! Someone could be listening!

BLS - Busy Life Syndrome!!! Ever heard of this? Then you definitely have it...
#RJShaayan BLS - Busy Life Syndrome!!! Ever heard of this? Then you definitely have it...

Parents not looking for Doctors & Engineers anymore! You better become this...
#RJShaayan Parents not looking for Doctors & Engineers anymore! You better become this...

Nothing is more flattering than mimicry of yourself.
#RJShaayan Nothing is more flattering than mimicry of yourself.

Awkward questions children ask to embarrass you & throw you into a fix.
#RJShaayan Awkward questions children ask to embarrass you & throw you into a fix.

How RJ NIladri is like a snooze alarm! Watch out when you go out with him...
#RJShaayan How RJ NIladri is like a snooze alarm! Watch out when you go out with him...

Simply Red FM Bajao...!!! Red FM team Vs Rest of Bangalore versions...
#RJShaayan Simply Red FM Bajao...!!! Red FM team Vs Rest of Bangalore versions...

How most of them are going about teasing the rest with the brand new 2000 Rs. notes.
#RJShaayan How most of them are going about teasing the rest with the brand new 2000 Rs. notes.

This one thing will never have queue in India... Ever!
#RJShaayan This one thing will never have queue in India... Ever!

If Trump can become president, toh duniya mein kuch bhi possible hai...!
#RJShaayan If Trump can become president, toh duniya mein kuch bhi possible hai...!

The 500 Rs note is gonna witness what some characters in our Hindi serials do!
#RJShaayan The 500 Rs note is gonna witness what some characters in our Hindi serials do!

Lets do a test of your patience... Can you handle this?
#RJShaayan Lets do a test of your patience... Can you handle this?

Man or Woman...? The only debate in the world that is historic & futuristic!
#RJShaayan Man or Woman...? The only debate in the world that is historic & futuristic!

Men should be mushy... Women should be waxed... Says who...?
#RJShaayan Men should be mushy... Women should be waxed... Says who...?

This man's adoration for Shaayan's energy has made him dig deep till the source.
#RJShaayan This man's adoration for Shaayan's energy has made him dig deep till the source.

When nothing works, Japani Tael is the saviour! We are not saying this... Shaayan is!
#RJShaayan When nothing works, Japani Tael is the saviour! We are not saying this... Shaayan is!

You may not be a Tabu fan but you will know this about her...
#RJShaayan You may not be a Tabu fan but you will know this about her...

Why cant Shaayan sleep peacefully, inspite of not being in a relationship?
#RJShaayan Why cant Shaayan sleep peacefully, inspite of not being in a relationship?

Moms have this very unique trait and it is adorable... Right?
#RJShaayan Moms have this very unique trait and it is adorable... Right?

When the going gets tough (traffic)... she tunes into Red FM!
#RJShaayan When the going gets tough (traffic)... she tunes into Red FM!

This man's family did business with SRK's family and he is so proud...
#RJShaayan This man's family did business with SRK's family and he is so proud...

King Khan's birthday... And this man celebrates with Biryani at home... Every year
#RJShaayan King Khan's birthday... And this man celebrates with Biryani at home... Every year

This sweet tooth gets the city to suggest him how to fulfill his cravings...
#RJShaayan This sweet tooth gets the city to suggest him how to fulfill his cravings...
Finally someone who has like ADHM
#kindlyexcuse #RjShaayan #humour

There are 3 types of men according to the relationship status...
#RJShaayan There are 3 types of men according to the relationship status...

Super fit guys make it difficult for normal guys around...
#RJShaayan Super fit guys make it difficult for normal guys around...
What is the similarity between Dhoni's batting and Shaayan's eating habits
#kindlyexcuse #RjShaayan #humour

This woman wants to give her husband some 'Bakshish' this Diwali!
#RJShaayan This woman wants to give her husband some 'Bakshish' this Diwali!

This man has gone all out... Listening in all day, just to win these!
#RJShaayan This man has gone all out... Listening in all day, just to win these!

Silence is really awkward... till this trickling sound happens
#RJShaayan Silence is really awkward... till this trickling sound happens

If you get free wifi... whats the 1st thing you do???
#RJShaayan If you get free wifi... whats the 1st thing you do???

If you cant beat the traffic... beat yourself out with laughter...
#RJShaayan If you cant beat the traffic... beat yourself out with laughter...

Pyjama, Arre Yaar, Kachori, Dhakkan! Guess which of these didn't make it to the Oxford Dictionary?
#RJShaayan Pyjama, Arre Yaar, Kachori, Dhakkan! Guess which of these didn't make it to the Oxford Dictionary?

Whats the similarity between Dhoni & Bengaluru auto rickshaws...?
#RJShaayan Whats the similarity between Dhoni & Bengaluru auto rickshaws...?

Apart from coconuts & beaches, Kerala is also known for Mooch & Liquor...!
#RJShaayan Apart from coconuts & beaches, Kerala is also known for Mooch & Liquor...!

Its Kadva Chauth... Oops... Sorry! Its Karva Chauth!
#RJShaayan Its Kadva Chauth... Oops... Sorry! Its Karva Chauth!

How this couple couriered water to each other to break the fast on Karva Chauth!
#RJShaayan How this couple couriered water to each other to break the fast on Karva Chauth!
Niladri Bose talking about his son on Kindly excuse
#kindlyexcuse #humour #RjShaayan
Her mom gets worried if she spends more than 15 mins in the washroom
#kindlyexcuse #humour #RjShaayan

Want to surprise your boss...? Red FM will do it Bajaate Raho style...
#RJShaayan Want to surprise your boss...? Red FM will do it Bajaate Raho style...

Confess to Shaayan...!!! But at your own risk...!
#RJShaayan Confess to Shaayan...!!! But at your own risk...!

When a listener barges into the studio, holding the RJ at a gun point...
#RJShaayan When a listener barges into the studio, holding the RJ at a gun point...

Bangalore takes to a laughter work-out... Guess why?
#RJShaayan Bangalore takes to a laughter work-out... Guess why?

A proud liar who happens to be an author of a book on Mathematics!
#RJShaayan A proud liar who happens to be an author of a book on Mathematics!

When a friend lies... you know it...!!! Especially this one!
#RJShaayan When a friend lies... you know it...!!! Especially this one!

You listen to Arijit Singh...? Then you are a hardcore romantic
#RJShaayan You listen to Arijit Singh...? Then you are a hardcore romantic

Its finally decoded - why fingers are of different sizes?
#RJShaayan Its finally decoded - why fingers are of different sizes?

When mass meets class, this is what happens...
#RJShaayan When mass meets class, this is what happens...

If you share your b'day with Amitabh Bachchan, this is what happens....
#RJShaayan If you share your b'day with Amitabh Bachchan, this is what happens....
Listening to a woman may not always have a happy ending..
#kindlyexcuse #humour #Rjshaayan
Unplanned trips aren't always good
#kindlyexcuse #humour #RjShaayan
What happens when you book hotels online
#kindlyexcuse #humour #RJShaayan

We need 3 days chutti in a week but refuse to give even 1 to our cook or maid
#RJShaayan We need 3 days chutti in a week but refuse to give even 1 to our cook or maid

Dubey Dubai Mein Doob Gaya...! Say this fast, atleast thrice & see what happens///
#RJShaayan Dubey Dubai Mein Doob Gaya...! Say this fast, atleast thrice & see what happens///

Probably getting a traffic update like this could make your ride smooth...
#RJShaayan Probably getting a traffic update like this could make your ride smooth...

The worst thing your boss has ever told you...! Its a tough life for an RJ as well...
#RJShaayan The worst thing your boss has ever told you...! Its a tough life for an RJ as well...

Penalties, Fines, Bans... And the list goes on and on...
#RJShaayan Penalties, Fines, Bans... And the list goes on and on...

Whats the similarity between escalators and government jobs...?
#RJShaayan Whats the similarity between escalators and government jobs...?

This girl wants herself to be fined for doing this... Yes! You read that right...
#RJShaayan This girl wants herself to be fined for doing this... Yes! You read that right...
Apparently not applying kajal denotes you are sad!
#kindlyexcuse #humour #dukhkibajaoo

One of those weird callers you has the nerve to put an RJ on hold....
#RJShaayan One of those weird callers you has the nerve to put an RJ on hold....

When Prof. Jawabuddin answers... you never question...
#RJShaayan When Prof. Jawabuddin answers... you never question...

Everyone has a Bauaa trapped in them... Its just a matter of tapping it...
#RJShaayan Everyone has a Bauaa trapped in them... Its just a matter of tapping it...

Lag gaye 440 volt... Salman ko nahi... Pakistan ko....
#RJShaayan Lag gaye 440 volt... Salman ko nahi... Pakistan ko....

#BetaAbhiBhiTime Hai, Bhaag Ja... Bengaluru says to Pakistan
#RJShaayan #BetaAbhiBhiTime Hai, Bhaag Ja... Bengaluru says to Pakistan

This Red FM fan takes it a notch higher in expressing her fascination...
#RJShaayan This Red FM fan takes it a notch higher in expressing her fascination...

Given a chance, everyone would like to 'FLIP' or exchange something in their life
#RJShaayan Given a chance, everyone would like to 'FLIP' or exchange something in their life

Its out! The reason why women wear high heels inspite of the pains
#RJShaayan Its out! The reason why women wear high heels inspite of the pains

She wants to win for her auto driver... We want her to win for us...
#RJShaayan She wants to win for her auto driver... We want her to win for us...

Wanted an educated wife... Got a doctor! 'Itne Mein Itnaa Milega' is the philosopy
#RJShaayan Wanted an educated wife... Got a doctor! 'Itne Mein Itnaa Milega' is the philosopy

'Itne Mein Itnaa Milega' seems to a way of life actually... Right?
#RJShaayan 'Itne Mein Itnaa Milega' seems to a way of life actually... Right?

This lady is waiting for a shubh mouharat to hit a pub next door...
#RJShaayan This lady is waiting for a shubh mouharat to hit a pub next door...

Bangalore boys really mean it when they say... Why should girls have all the fun?
#RJShaayan Bangalore boys really mean it when they say... Why should girls have all the fun?

Girls have choices... boy dont! Really?
#RJShaayan Girls have choices... boy dont! Really?

Meri family ki kahani... India-Pakistan style mein....
#RJShaayan Meri family ki kahani... India-Pakistan style mein....

When an RJ goes beyond his call of duty... someone out there weeps...
#RJShaayan When an RJ goes beyond his call of duty... someone out there weeps...

Some love their job, some don't! But everyone loves describing it...
#RJShaayan Some love their job, some don't! But everyone loves describing it...

This is it! The most difficult course to ever try... You may never complete though...
#RJShaayan This is it! The most difficult course to ever try... You may never complete though...

Which is the most difficult course to ever do...? according to Bangalore!
#RJShaayan Which is the most difficult course to ever do...? according to Bangalore!

This is how you handle Bangalore traffic! 10 on 10 to this man...!
#RJShaayan This is how you handle Bangalore traffic! 10 on 10 to this man...!

Criteria for marriage cant get weirder than this... in India especially...!
#RJShaayan Criteria for marriage cant get weirder than this... in India especially...!
How hard Hrithik Roshan worked for Mohen Jo Daro
#kindlyexcuse #humor

What if a guy wore Pink on his first date....? Would you be fine?
#RJShaayan What if a guy wore Pink on his first date....? Would you be fine?

When a guy is friend-zoned, he basically becomes an intern for a company named 'girl-friend'.
#RJShaayan When a guy is friend-zoned, he basically becomes an intern for a company named 'girl-friend'.

Call it - Day in a life or life in a day of a pedestrian in Bangalore...
#RJShaayan Call it - Day in a life or life in a day of a pedestrian in Bangalore...

Cant believe someone can do this just to get some good grades in exams...
#RJShaayan Cant believe someone can do this just to get some good grades in exams...

Shaayan can make you feel special & embarrassed at the same time...
#RJShaayan Shaayan can make you feel special & embarrassed at the same time...

How Priya Mani Malayalam-ises Bollywood; this Onam...
#RJShaayan How Priya Mani Malayalam-ises Bollywood; this Onam...

When Gabbar goes Malayalam... this is how he sounds...
#RJShaayan When Gabbar goes Malayalam... this is how he sounds...
The mystery of the jangling sound
#kindlyexcuse #RjShaayan #humor

Radio's scariest show all set to give you goose flesh...
#RJShaayan Radio's scariest show all set to give you goose flesh...

The city was falling apart with choking traffic but this man wants to laugh it out...
#RJShaayan The city was falling apart with choking traffic but this man wants to laugh it out...

What this man wants to be made free in Bangalore traffic... you wont believe!
#RJShaayan What this man wants to be made free in Bangalore traffic... you wont believe!

This woman wants anti-depressant pills to be made free in Bangalore traffic!
#RJShaayan This woman wants anti-depressant pills to be made free in Bangalore traffic!

This man does push-ups before getting into a meeting... Really!
#RJShaayan This man does push-ups before getting into a meeting... Really!

Everyone gets the jitters before taking that stage... Even you do...
#RJShaayan Everyone gets the jitters before taking that stage... Even you do...

What really matters to Bengali men vs Bengali women...
#RJShaayan What really matters to Bengali men vs Bengali women...

When do men say... I really got lucky today ;-) ?
#RJShaayan When do men say... I really got lucky today ;-) ?

How Yogeshwar Dutt is so confused these days...!!! And so are we...
#RJShaayan How Yogeshwar Dutt is so confused these days...!!! And so are we...

Some Bengaluru men would love to have an angry young girl-friend!
#RJShaayan Some Bengaluru men would love to have an angry young girl-friend!

What Red FM's 'sau takka sexy dhun' can do to you...
#RJShaayan What Red FM's 'sau takka sexy dhun' can do to you...

Call this celebration or call it moaning... the Bharath Budh!!!
#RJShaayan Call this celebration or call it moaning... the Bharath Budh!!!

Jaley par namak chidakna... this phrase finds its true meaning on Kindly Excuse
#RJShaayan Jaley par namak chidakna... this phrase finds its true meaning on Kindly Excuse

What do you really find in your wallet on the last day of the month?
#RJShaayan What do you really find in your wallet on the last day of the month?

Who says this in an interview... 'whats wrong with your company'???
#RJShaayan Who says this in an interview... 'whats wrong with your company'???

When listeners take over your show... there is only so much you can do!
#RJShaayan When listeners take over your show... there is only so much you can do!

We are nothing but specimens for our salons, to perform experiments on...
#RJShaayan We are nothing but specimens for our salons to perform experiments on...

This woman feels like Chunkey Pandey during her month ends...
#RJShaayan This woman feels like Chunkey Pandey during her month ends...

The most dramatic description of your feelings during month-ends...
#RJShaayan The most dramatic description of your feelings during month-ends...
This is how RJ Shaayan's grocer talks to him
#Kindly excuse #8superhitgaane #humour

Someone dared to try this... Can you?
#RJShaayan Someone dared to try this... Can you?

Try this at a traffic signal near you... But at your own risk...
#RJShaayan Try this at a traffic signal near you... But at your own risk...

How Bengaluru wants Shaayan to have an international dream...
#RJShaayan How Bengaluru wants Shaayan to have an international dream...

How Bengaluru's see a silver lining in that dark cloud called 'traffic'...
#RJShaayan How Bengaluru's see a silver lining in that dark cloud called 'traffic'...

If given a chance, who would you like to intern for...?
#RJShaayan If given a chance, who would you like to intern for...?

How this girl wants to take away Shaayan's rozi roti...!!!
#RJShaayan How this girl wants to take away Shaayan's rozi roti...!!!

This Bengaluru woman gets a salary hike every 6 months...!!! Really...!!!
#RJShaayan This Bengaluru woman gets a salary hike every 6 months...!!! Really...!!!

How a guy said he will die without her & he is still alive, happily married to someone else!
#RJShaayan How a guy said he will die without her & he is still alive, happily married to someone else!

Apparently God decided that this girl should pursue Engineering in her life...
#RJShaayan Apparently God decided that this girl should pursue Engineering in her life...

Head to this place in Bangalore and you'll never feel the lack of anything in the world of vegetarian food
#RJShaayan Head to this place in Bangalore and you'll never feel the lack of anything in the world of vegetarian food

There are 2 school of thoughts about our Olympic medalists! Which is your's?
#RJShaayan There are 2 school of thoughts about our Olympic medalists! Which is your's?

This Bengaluru girl chooses Chartered Accountancy over Marriage
#RJShaayan

Indian women do not prefer Silver, especially when there is a choice for Gold!
#RJShaayan Indian women do not prefer Silver, especially when there is a choice for Gold!
These 2 brother-less sisters have a twisted approach to the festival - Rakhi!
#RJShaayan These 2 brother-less sisters have a twisted approach to the festival - Rakhi!

RJ Shaayan hits the gym regularly... Every alternate Thursday!
#RJShaayan RJ Shaayan hits the gym regularly... Every alternate Thursday!

How RJs trip on their own producers! Never cut the branch you are sitting on...
#RJShaayan How RJs trip on their own producers! Never cut the branch you are sitting on...

This is how Shaayan responds to people sending him random messages on whatsapp...
#RJShaayan This is how Shaayan responds to people sending him random messages on whatsapp...

What a Bengaluru woman thinks of the '14 seconds stare' rule!
#RJShaayan What a Bengaluru woman thinks of the '14 seconds stare' rule!