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380 - Assassiniation.

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381 - A President, Not An Emperor.

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382 - The Plot To Waylay The President (1860).

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383 - I Don't Believe There Is Any Danger!

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384 - Worry Till You Get Rid Of Things.

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385 - The Fearlessness Of The God-Fearing.

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386 - The Poisoning Plot.

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387 - Nothing Like Getting Used To Things!

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388 - Most Afraid Of A Friendly Shot.

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389 - The One Word He Had Learned.

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390 - Not To Disappoint The People.

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391 - Nothing Like Prayer--But Praise.

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352 - The Man Down South.

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353 - The Dismembered "Yaller" Dog.

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354 - The Meteorological Omen.

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355 - Did She Take The Wink To Herself?

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356 - Going Down With Colors Flying.

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357 - There Must Be The Bell-Mule.

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358 - Root, Hog, Or Die!

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359 - The Grant Brand Of Whisky.

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360 - A General, At Last!

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361 - A Fizzle Anyhow!

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362 - Forget Over A Grave!

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363 - If He Felt That Way--Start!

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364 - Figures Will Prove Anything.

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365 - I Don't Want To--But That's It If I Must Die!

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366 - Best Let An Elephant Go!

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367 - History Repeats.

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368 - Not The President, But The Old Friend.

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369 - Close Your Eyes!

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370 - Don't Judge By Appearances.

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371 - Nothing Can Touch Him Further.

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372 - Went And Returned!

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373 - The Clear Foresight.

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374 - Do It "Unbeknownst."

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375 - One Cannot Die Twice.

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376 - No More Invidious Name-Calling.

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377 - The United States Of America The Treasury Of The World.

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378 - Hang On--Not Hang!

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379 - Lincoln's Last Wish.

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322 - To Cure Singing In The Head.

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323 - Bowing To The Boy Of Battles.

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324 - When Washington Was All One Tavern.

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325 - Break The Critter Where Slim!

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326 - How Get Him Out?

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327 - A Pleasure To Preside, At Last!

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328 - On The Lord's Side.

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329 - To Canaan!

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330 - Going To Canaan!

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331 - The Fox Appointed Paymaster.

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332 - Risking The Dictatorship.

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333 - A Stage In The Ceaseless March Onward To Victory.

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334 - Working For A Living Makes One Practical.

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335 - Hold On And Chaw!

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336 - The Great National Job.

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337 - For Flaying A Man Alive.

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338 - One On 'em Not Dead Yet!

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339 - The South Like An Ash-Cake.

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340 - I Count For Something!

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341 - Passes No Good For Richmond.

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342 - The Mayor Is The Better Horse.

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343 - The Real Thing Superior To The Sham Battle.

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344 - The Tool Turned On The Handle.

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345 - Sooner The Fowl By Hatching The Egg Than Smashing It.

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346 - Too Busy To Go Into Another Business.

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347 - The Scale Of Rebels.

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348 - One War At A Time.

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349 - Agin' The Government.

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350 - Plowing Around A Log.

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351 - Not The Right "Clay" To Cement A Union.

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300 - Little For So Big A Business.

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301 - Not "Shoulder-Straps," But Hardtack.

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302 - Maryland A Good State To Move From!

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303 - Don't Swap Horses Crossing A Stream.

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304 - No Placing Thorns In The Side Of My Worst Enemy!

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305 - The Lincoln Plan Of Campaign.

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306 - The Commander Should Obey Orders.

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307 - The Idlers Equaled The Effectives.

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308 - Rest!

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309 - I Can Bear Censure, But Not Insult!

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310 - A Battle Of Roses.

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311 - Help Me Let Go!

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312 - Splitting The Difference.

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313 - In The Inca's Position.

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314 - Blind Fortune.

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315 - Little David And The Stone For Goliath.

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316 - Lincoln's Cheese-Box On A Raft.

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317 - No "Dutch Courage."

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318 - If I Had As Much Money And Was As Badly Skeered----

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319 - It Pleases Her, And It Don't Hurt Me.

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320 - Let Him Squeal If He Works.

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321 - Brigadiers Cheap--Chargers Costly.

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272 - Fly Away, Jack!

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273 - His Pen Wanted To Keep Their Hogs Safe.

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274 - Hurrah For You!

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275 - Put Your Feet Right And Stand Firm!

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276 - Get Their Graves Ready!

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277 - Mr. Lincoln's Opinion Of General McClellan.

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278 - A "Stationary" Engine.

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279 - Shoveling Fleas.

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280 - The Georgia Colonel's Costume.

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281 - Coarse Feed First!

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282 - Ain't I Glad To Git Out O' De Wilderness!

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283 - With Two Guns, Hold Off An Army.

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284 - Breaking Up The Little Game.

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285 - The Bottom Will Fall Out.

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286 - Master Of Them Both.

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287 - The Skeered Virginian.

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288 - He Who Fights And Runs Away--

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289 - No Sunday Fighting.

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290 - Let A Good Man Alone!

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291 - The "Blondin" Simile.

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292 - The Pioneer's Land-Title.

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293 - Cheers Not Military--But I Like Them!

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294 - Numbering The Hairs Of His--Tail!

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295 - An Unconventional Order.

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296 - It Occurs To Me That I Am Commander!

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297 - Compliments Is All They Do Pay!

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298 - Bail The Potomac With A Spoon.

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299 - We Shall Beat Them, My Son!

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249 - Hot And Cold The Same Breath.

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250 - Wanted The Jail Earnings.

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251 - A Title No Hindrance.

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252 - A Talker With Nothing To Say.

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253 - Stick To Your Business.

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254 - Marrying A Man Without His Consent.

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255 - A Luxury To See One Who Wants Nothing.

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256 - Accuse Not A Servant----

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257 - A Wolf In A Trap Must Sacrifice His "Tail" To Be Free.

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258 - Somewhat Of A Newsman.

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259 - A Little More Light And A Little Less Noise.

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260 - My Part Of The Ship Is Anchored.

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261 - Angels Swearing Make No Difference.

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262 - Washington's Difficult Task.

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263 - Steel And Steal.

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264 - That's What's The Matter.

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265 - The Ship Of State Simile.

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266 - A Pill For The Public Printer.

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267 - Let The Grass Grow Where It May!

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268 - The Peace-At-Any-Price Party.

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269 - Things Were Topsy-Turvy Aloft, Too.

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270 - Hitching To The Moon.

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271 - A Red Flag To Him.

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222 - You Have One, And I Have One--That Is Right!

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223 - Shooting A Man Does Him No Good!

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224 - Benevolence Is Beautiful.

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225 - It Was The Baby That Did It.

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226 - It Rests Me To Save A Life!

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227 - A Family Man Wants To See His Family.

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228 - A Rule Without Exception.

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229 - Even Rebels Might Be Saved.

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230 - Whipping Around The Stump.

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231 - Life Too Precious To Be Lost.

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232 - Mercy Has Precedence Over The Rigid.

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233 - Taken From Rebellion And Given To Loyalty.

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234 - Suspension Is Not Execution

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235 - The Discontented ... About Four Hundred--

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236 - Not Much Of A Head, But His Only One!

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237 - Gi'e Us A Good Conceit!

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238 - They Went Away Sicker Still.

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239 - Of Twenty Applicants, Nineteen Are Made Enemies.

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240 - Rid Of An Office-Seeker.

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241 - Not Good Offices, But A Good Story.

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242 - Encourage Longing For Work.

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243 - But Aaron Got His Commission!

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244 - Something Lincolnian All Could Take.

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245 - Not Many Such Boys Outside Of Sunday-Schools!

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246 - The Good Boy Gets On.

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247 - How McCulloch Was Constrained To Serve.

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248 - All Mouth And No Hands' Class.

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197 - Righting Wrong Hurts, But Does Good.

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198 - Stanton's Service Was Worth His Sauce.

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199 - A Secret Of The Interior.

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200 - All Staff And No Army.

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201 - No Man Is Indispensable.

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202 - Sleeping On Post Cancels A Commission.

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203 - My Question!

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204 - If Good, He's Got It! If T'Aint Good, He Ain't Got It!

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205 - Lincoln Guessed The First Time.

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206 - A Phantom Chase.

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207 - The Word Flies, But The Writ Remains.

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208 - The War-Lord.

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209 - File It Away!

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210 - What We Have, We Will Give You.

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211 - More "Shinplasters" To Heal The Sore.

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212 - There Is Much In An 'If' And A 'But.'

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213 - Don't Waste The Plug, But Use It!

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214 - The Running Fever.

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215 - One And A Half Times Bigger Than Other Men!

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216 - So Slow, A Hearse Ran Over Him!

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217 - Blood-Shedding Remits Sins.

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218 - His "Leg Cases."

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219 - How The Delinquent Soldier Paid His Debt.

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220 - The Swearing Had To Be Done Then, Or Not At All!

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221 - Displace The Thistles By Flowers.

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168 - How To Get Men To Vote!

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169 - Beginning At The Head With Clothing.

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170 - Luce A Jug--The Handle All One Side.

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171 - Such A Sucker As Me, President!

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172 - One Happy Day.

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173 - Old Abe Will Look Better When His Hair Is Combed.

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174 - A Curious Combination.

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175 - Abraham Lincoln

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176 - The Snake Simile.

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177 - What's In A Name?

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178 - Paying For Whisky He Did Not Drink.

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179 - The Highest Merit To The Soldier.

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180 - How Sleep The Brave?

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181 - The Stokers As Brave As Any.

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182 - Try And Go As Far As You Can!

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183 - Argument Of "The Stub-Tailed Cow."

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184 - Pegged Or Sewed?

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185 - Soldiering Apart From Politics.

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186 - A Time That Tried The Soul.

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187 - Cabinet Talk.

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188 - On The Blister-Bench.

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189 - Abe, A Thundering Old Glory!

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190 - Perfect Retaliation.

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191 - Let Down The Bars A Leetle.

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192 - The Administration Can Stand It If The Times Can.

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193 - Bottling That Wasp.

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194 - That King Lost His Head.

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195 - Swearing Like A Churchwarden.

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196 - My Speeches Have Originality As Their Merit.

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140 - The Lincoln Non Sequitur.

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141 - Why So Many Common People.

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142 - Envy Of A Humorist.

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143 - The Stopper On Journalistic "Gas."

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144 - Salt Before Pepper.

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145 - Matching Stories.

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146 - The Only Discredit.

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147 - No Re-Lie-ance Of Them!

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148 - No Vices--Few Virtues.

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149 - The Apples Of His Eye.

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150 - The Whetstone Story.

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151 - The Monarch Of All He Surveyed.

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152 - Men Have Faults Like Horses.

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153 - Lincoln's Puns On Proper Names.

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154 - Not So Easy To Get Into Prison.

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155 - Them Three Fellers Agin!

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156 - Lincoln The Great And Lincoln The Little.

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157 - Go, Thou, And Do Likewise.

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158 - Is The World Going To Follow That Comet Off?

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159 - A Good Listener.

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160 - Carried The Post-Matter In His Hat.

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161 - President Lincoln Dubbed Them The "Wide-Awakes."

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162 - Trust To The Old Blue Sock.

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163 - If All Failed, He Could Go Back To The Old Trade!

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164 - As A Light Porter.

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165 - Whiskered, To Please The Ladies And Get Votes.

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166 - After Votes.

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167 - The Highwayman's Non Sequitur.

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113 - No Royalty In Our Carriage.

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114 - The Trap To Catch A Douglas.

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115 - Practise Before And Behind "The Bar."

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116 - Connubial Amity.

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117 - The Model Whisky-Barrel.

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118 - Fighting Out Of One Coat Into The Other.

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119 - The Promising Face!

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120 - A House Divided Cannot Stand.

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121 - The Concert On "Dred Scott."

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122 - Playing Cuttlefish.

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123 - A Voice From The Dead.

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124 - If I Must Go Down, Let It Be Linked To Truth.

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125 - Come One, Come All!

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126 - Assisting The Inevitable.

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127 - Self-Sacrifice.

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128 - A Fight Proves Nothing.

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129 - Win The Fight, Or Die A-Trying.

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130 - Pills To Purge Melancholy.

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131 - Down To The Raisins!

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132 - Giant And Giant-Killer.

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133 - Lincoln's "Sentiments" On A Mooted Point.

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134 - Chestnuts Under A Sycamore.

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135 - Still Of Little Note.

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136 - The Tree-Toad And "Timotheus."

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137 - If It Will Do The President Good--

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138 - Grounds For A Financial Estimate.

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139 - I Wanted To See Them Spread!

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084 - The Best Car!

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085 - Self-Made.

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086 - His High Mightiness.

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087 - Lincoln's Opinion At Thirty.

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088 - The Blank Biography.

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089 - The Homliest Man Under Government.

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090 - Better Looking Than Expected.

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091 - Lincoln And Superstition.

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092 - Lincoln's Dream.

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093 - Lincoln's Vision.

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094 - It Is A Poor Sermon That Does Not Hit Somewhere.

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095 - The Religion Of Feeling.

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096 - The Two Prayers.

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097 - We Shall See Our Friends In Heaven!

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098 - More Praying And Less Swearing!

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099 - Gloves Or No Gloves.

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100 - The Use Of Books.

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101 - Lincoln's Book Criticism.

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102 - The Hand-To-Hand Encounter.

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103 - Better Sometimes Right Than All Times Wrong.

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104 - Making The Dagger Stab The Holder.

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105 - The Tail Of The Kite.

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106 - No Day Without A Line.

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107 - Truth And The People.

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108 - Call Me 'Lincoln.'

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109 - The Eloquent Hand.

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110 - Woman.

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111 - To Think And To Do Well.

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112 - Set The Trap Again!

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056 - Regular And Irregular.

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057 - Knowing When To Give In.

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058 - A Fruitful Speech.

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059 - A Captain Challenged By His Men.

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060 - General McClellan's Opinion Of Lincoln As A Lawyer.

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061 - Kentuckians Are Clanny.

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062 - Not To Be Thought Of!

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063 - Skin Wright And Close!

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064 - Hooking Hens Is Low!

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065 - The State Against Mr. Whisky!

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066 - As Clear As Moonshine.

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067 - Nice Clothes May Make A Handsome Man--Even Of You!

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068 - The Abutment Was Dubersome.

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069 - Good Enough For The President.

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070 - Lincoln's First Political Speech.

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071 - A Lightning-Rod To Protect A Guilty Conscience!

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072 - Firing On A Flea For A Squirrel.

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073 - The Cream Of The Joke.

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074 - Parallel Courses.

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075 - Jumping Jim Crow

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076 - Facts Are Stubborn Things.

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077 - The Party Gad.

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078 - Hard To Beat!

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079 - I Reckon I Took More Than My Share.

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080 - Lincoln Was Loaded For Bear.

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081 - A Bounteous President--If Anything Is Left!

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082 - The Art Of Being Paid To Eat.

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083 - A Vice Not To Say "No!"

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033 - Struck By The Dead Hand.

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034 - This Clinches It.

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035 - Lincoln's First Love-Story.

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036 - A Put-Up Job--Or Chance?

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037 - Lincoln's Marriage.

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038 - The Burlesque Duel.

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039 - Wanting To Dance The Worst Way.

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040 - The Statute Fixes All That!

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041 - He Did Not Know His Own House.

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042 - The Only One Who Dared "Pull Wool Over Lincoln's Eyes."

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043 - The Long And Short Of It.

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044 - All A Man Wants--Twenty Thousand Dollars!

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045 - I'll Hit The Thing Hard!

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046 - The "Lex Talionis" Christianized.

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047 - The Slave-Dealer.

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048 - The Negro Home, Or Agitation!

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049 - Lincoln's Vow.

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050 - Den I Takes To De Woods!

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051 - The Unpardonable Crime.

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052 - Beyond The Boon.

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053 - Vain As The Pope's Bull Against The Comet.

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054 - A Volunteer Captaincy Worth Two Dollars.

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055 - Getting The Company Column Through "Endwise."

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017 - The Horrors For The Third Time!

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018 - The Whistle That Stopped The Boat.

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019 - It Is The Deed, Not The Doer.

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020 - Turn Out Or Be Turned Out.

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021 - The Best Thing To Take.

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022 - Drinking And Swallowing Are Two Things.

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023 - Worsted In A Horse-Trade.

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024 - How Many Short Breaths?

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025 - Lincoln's Height.

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026 - Measures And Men.

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027 - The Prize For Homeliness.

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028 - How Long Legs Should Be.

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029 - Long Meter.

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030 - Hardships Strengthen Muscles.

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031 - He Used To Be "Good On The Chop."

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032 - A Man Who Can Scratch His Shins Without Stooping.

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007 - Risk The Hogs And I Will Risk Myself!

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008 - The Rest Was Vile.

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009 - No Heaping Coals Of Fire On That Head.

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010 - Stumping The Stump-Speaker.

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011 - Making The Wool, Not Feathers, Fly.

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012 - Log-Rolling To Save Lives.

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013 - Lincoln's First Dollar.

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014 - Conviction Through A Thrashing.

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015 - Boating On Ground "A Leetle Damp."

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016 - The Initiator Installed.

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001 - Preface

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002 - Lincoln Calendar

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003 - Childish Rime

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004 - The Little Hatchet Did It.

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005 - The Little Hatchet Again Turns Up.

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006 - Lincoln's Wedding-Song.