All Episodes

The first thing I had to do was take my top off

EXTRA LUSH: Helen and Heathcliff do Basic Instinct...

He locked eyes with me all the way through Taskmaster

EXTRA LUSH: Is James JEALOUS of Gavin??

Can I suggest naked wrestling?

EXTRA LUSH: Ruth Jones wrote off a car...

I knew you were going to bring up the banana

EXTRA LUSH: you may as well go into the toilet and get on with it yourself!

Someone was pregnant and I had to deliver the baby

EXTRA LUSH: is it liquid or food sick?

Dig a hole in the garden, and just poo into that!

EXTRA LUSH: introducing.... Helen and Heathcliff

I’ve bought somebody else's dead dog’s ashes from Wales

We BOTH said we’d get lovers

Next time you clean the guinea pigs I want you to do it shirtless

No nudity but quite a lot of humping

I can’t be on 24/7 poo duty

It's Jacob Elordi doing Wuthering Heights sucking fingers

You got excited because you kissed Johnny Depp, I got excited because I kissed Larry Lamb

It only ended when I fell into a bramble bush and shredded my veil

This is so much better than sleeping in bed with James

I think you’re dicing with death to be perfectly honest

I'm quite happy to prance around naked on stage

Every time I coughed I was wetting myself

 You'd be surprised how big a guinea pig's balls can be

I do think the fact that I breastfed her for such a long time has made her more of a picky eater

 It wasn't scabby, but it was ringworm

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