All Episodes

54: Season 1, finally! And there is a CLIFFHANGER! Jon is broken, from the move and our toddler. Mollie's parents, pot, and porn. PLUS the LOST AUDIO never heard before by human ears!

53: PCS TIME! Mollie's Moving: Everyone's in studio (buzzed) to say goodbye to her or at least call DIBS on all her stuff.

52: Pets and the Holidays- What pet-owning families need to know to make sure the fur babies are safe and happy. Honey DO lists, Coyote urine, and not bringing your own bags to the grocery store.

51: 'Twas the night before Thanksgiving and we are NOT camping out for Black Friday. Apps to help survive Santa's lap. Batman and man-crushes. Best gifts for Christmas.

50: Facebook ruins kid's birthday parties. And when you DON'T want someone to watch your baby. What military wives can teach us about friendship and Daddy baby bonding. Two controlling moms sit to chat about how they FAILED this week.

49: What a TOTAL SCAM! Daylights Savings Time steals your toddler's sleep, and not changing your password can get your bank account hacked.

48: Trick or treat! Raisins and Rodents. My veteran's confirmed kills and how they affect my marriage. Fruit-flavored Tootsie Rolls and how they affect your intestines.

47: The Family Pet during deployment and why your war vet husband can't hear you nagging. Pets: when to get one, when to let one go, and what to do if they are scooting. Pets as part of your family and what they can teach your kids.

46: Why you should marry young and elope like military familes. Making out on the plane, Anniversary and "push gifts".Love in a McDonalds drive thru and what you don't want to happen to you when you consummate your marriage.

45: Kardashians and Head Lice: MY HEAD ITCHES! How to give a toddler medication, and what do you do when your toddler climbs out of the crib. Julio explains how to tire your kids out before bed.

44: Ringworm, Hand-foot-and-mouth, and letting your kids play with the infected. Taking your kids to parties and using your kids as an excuse NOT to go to parties. Double strollers SUCK and Tsum Tsum doesn't.

43: Bringing home baby #2! How do you prep the kids at home? Toddler obsessions and surviving Ross with a toddler. Marsha! Marsha! Marsha! joins us to share her wisdom on how to survive having two kids and what you DON'T want on the cloud.

42: How to go out to eat with a toddler; and what the nanny found in the diaper. Bonding after weaning and what "special needs " really means.

41: Terrible Twos - Is my toddler trying to destroy me? Tantrums, snacks, mixers, and the emerging personality of an independent two-year-old.

40: Do you smell SKUNK?! Mollie brings the stink to the stage and reveals how military wives can make new friends. Free penis pumps for veterans! Grandparents are AWESOME, but obsessed with Costco.

39: Untold Stories from the Surgical Center: Long-lasting boners, bikini tattoos, and random stuff stuck in butts. WARNING: This episode is immature and totally true!

38: PRUDE ALERT! Does becoming a mom make you a prude? What is appropriate in public, and what is just LOW CLASS? One-on-one time with DAD: Mom, take that break. Dad WANTS you to.

37: The Hospital Tour: Is it a waste of time, or chock full of info you need to know? After delivery: the phone tree. Who do you call? Who gets baby's first picture? Who will be pissed? Tips on how to avoid all the stress and be prepared.

36: Car sick kids and Carnies! What's grosser? Taking your kid to the fair or having them get car sick? Rear-facing car seat dilemmas and surviving taking your kid and husband to the fair.

35: Are Cran-raisins as BAD for your kids as DONUTS!? And can I give my kids juice EVER? Dietician Sherry Berg dishes up the truth about juice, fruit, and your kid's diet.

34: Defusing tantrums in marriage and with toddlers. Baby's first dentist visit. What type of childcare do you WANT, and how to get it.

33: Go RVing! Kids 'N camping and first day of preschool. Star Wars, Pinworms, ED, and more potty training.

32: Is TV GOOD for your kid? When can you take your kid to the movies? Sesame Street versus SpongeBob Squarepants. Kevin Bacon, the popcorn trick, kids losing teeth, and the dangers of joining the Marine Corps.

31: Your Toddler's Limitations. Over-stimulating your only child and how your energy affects your kid's mood.

30: Author Kristine Schellhaas is in studio to talk about her book, 15 Years of War, and military life.

29: Disneyland has GANGS? - The family calendar and the potty in the back of my car….

28: Stories From The Road. Separation anxiety! How going on tour affected me and BILL. Fans I love, fans that creep me out.

27: Creepy People at the Playground: How do you deal? Are there signs you should start potty training? Airline travel when you're pregnant. Mysteries of the Unknown: Sasquatch, Loch Ness, and toddlers.

26: Your Body After BIRTH: What's normal, what can be fixed, what can't be fixed. Your pregnancy, labor, delivery, and postpartum issues. Peeing your pants, pelvic pain, and slutty octopuses in your toilet!

25: HOT DATE NIGHT- Baby sign language, "co-sleeping" with older kids, and The Buddy Bench phenomenon. What you need to know and how each affects your family.

24: Work-From-Home Moms: Is It For you? Can you do it? Will your current job let you? What is the sacrifice? How to make it more efficient and still be your kid's primary caregiver.

23: Weening: Is Your Baby Ready? Are YOU Ready? - Child proofing with Mr. Yuck and THE BOOGIE MAN ! The Easter Bunny, Santa, Tooth Fairy and Jesus: holidays and your kids: how do you celebrate? Judgmental mommy segment: do you judge?

22: The AMAZING Pregnant Body! - Craving detergent? The hilarious facts; from typical to weird. Our medical expert answers Facebook fan questions. Vericose veins can grow WHERE when pregnant? Baby names and vajazzling.

21: "I'm done! NO more kids!" - Permanent birth control. AND confessions of a married man who made the decision. "I don't want kids so I had a vasectomy!" Paula breaks down options of permanent birth control.

20: Grandparents: Should I Let My Parents Watch My Baby? - Spoiling, setting boundaries, and extending grace. When is it good for them to watch your kid, and when is it time to cut off a relationship?

19: What Do You Do With a Toddler on a Rainy Day? - We interview Claire from the Aquarium of the Pacific in Long Beach. How do you hold a newborn? Is your toddler over his stroller? Bombing on stage and the road to Hana.

18: Can I Afford This Kid? - What is a financial advisor and why do you need one? We interview a financial advisor about family budgets, savings, college funds, and being a stay-at-home mom.

17: Cat Crap Kills Sea Otters? - Car seats can't go on motorcycles, cooking for the family, and body dismorphic disorder.

16: What's Trending in SEX? - Special Guest from the sex shop. New Moms: How do you get your groove back? Married Couples: How do you spice things up?

15: Is having two kids EASIER than one? - Chuck E. Cheese birthdays, Clever Mommy tips on getting baby to nap, moms who GAME, and families that fart.

14: Hoarding: Baby clothes, toys, and equipment--should it stay or should it go? What's sentimental and what's crap? Keep it or pay it forward to new moms?

13: Confessions of a Labor and Delivery Nurse - What's Trending? High-risk obstetrics, and labor and delivery nurse (Mollie's sister-in-law) sits down to dish!

12: Criss-Cross Applesauce? YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!!! - Baby Billy and the guys join Mollie in the studio and discuss what you can and cannot say in front of your kids.

11: Pregnancy Diet? - What CAN you eat when you are PREGO? "My baby can read!" Sexual Horoscopes and Hairy Survivor contestants.

10: My Baby Can FLY! - Sex at your in-laws' house and baby-proofing. Mollie's husband Jon joins the show to share his love language, how to have sex at your in-laws' house, and how to fly across country with a baby.

9: New Mom Girl Talk Part 2 - Why isn't your baby walking? Sex with the baby monitor on, bitches at mommy and me, and bald white babies.

8: Does Your Man Have LOW T? And is it contagious? - Women breadwinners and stay-at-home dads, does it work? Iraq war veteran issues: what's it like readjusting to civilian jobs after being a war hero? Why you need to make your wife a "sammich."

7: GOT MOM ASS? WE DID. - Baby weight: how do you look good while you got it, how do you realistically get rid of it? Nursing, e-cigs, and cravings AFTER the baby, we can help.

6: Which Birth Control Is TRENDING? - The dangers of shopping for "Baby's First Birthday," and what do you do when the crazy cat lady at Michael's asks, "Do you read to your baby?"

5: Do I REALLY Need To Brush My Baby's Teeth? - Let's ask Mollie's dentist Dr. Joel Gould.

4: New Mom Girl Talk - Co-sleeping, crap you wished you had not registered for, and lying mommies with perfect babies that make you feel worthless on Facebook.

3: My Birth Plan Was Stupid

2: Man Time

1: Poop Disasters