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Mornings with Weed and Cliff — 623 episodes
Ice and Video Games
Leave a Light on in the Chicken
Another collection of things
A collection of things
Riding a Unicorn
The Topic - Max Armstrong
Pop Up Toilets
Weed's Public Service for Today.
Murder Ball
The Smoke Me State
The question that needs a followup
All the fun that is the fun...
The final Weed and Cliff Podcast for 2021
The official Weed and Cliff Podcaste
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast
There's a lot of fun in this podcast
A podcast chocked-full of fun.
A collection of nonsense
Too far....
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
The Podcast for 11/22
I'm listening because I'm hoping it will all go horribly wrong
Poop your pants and keep going
Boooooo
A homemade submarine
Drive through and grab some tainted candy.
Losing a credit card in your speedo.
Brought to you by the letter D - for Dumb.
Made me queasy right off the bat.
Flush with embarrassment.
We taste like filet mignon
You've got Ghent
We started off with a learning experience
Bring the proper tools to get the job done
Love Fest Season
He looks like a dirty bar towel.
Do you know a lot about pantyhose?
Let's do better than Phil McCracken
Memories to haunt you
What do you get at a cut-rate haunted house?
I bet your face is really disgusted with you.
Who's the Big Liar now?
How to relax and watch your lawn grow.
He just kept saying Weed over and over.
A therapy rooster
Big and soft in all the right places.
I can't remember what goes here
A tribute to a listener and friend
A Podcast Smashup
Manning the hose.
This always happens when these guys come around
A tingly sensation
You can't arrest me for anything
What's the worst thing that could happen?
The taste of bitter defeat at Wrigley Field
An ashamed sort of way.
Keep my button pushed down
Are you prepared to pay the price for failure?
Why haven't I been arrested?
Definitely a roller coaster
What you find at Weed's house
You can't overrule the brain.
Penetrating my brain.
Bringing a CPAP to a slumber party.
Yo mamma is not in that headline.
Thursday's episode
If you're a skunk, stay away.
All these skid marks.
The hot dog industry is all excited.
“Y’all chill. I’m just intoxicated.”
Sit happens
A catch and release event.
If the boy’s are gonna fight you better let ‘em
I got winded brushing my teeth.
Rare, but well done.
Throwing the preacher under the bus
A cheese chat room
A little dry spot in my mind.
I'm out of town so I wasn't sure what the contest was.
Spit in it and then put it in your pocket.
Yep, I'm crazy.
Pandemonium with myself
Adding accelerant along the way.
Let's stop all the excitement.
A poo fountain
It's like winning the world series without touching a bat.
I'm going to do to my darndest - to not die
Dodging the flying splatter.
That's a Flagrant Foul.
Don't get a hair cut from a hungover man.
A surplus of rope
Udder Chaos.
There's always that one person who's a fun-sucker.
Hallucinogenic Mushroom Mayo
When you hear the tooth drop.
I got confused on the radio
Clean as a whistle
Way to go brain.
The only reason I don't touch stuff is it might hurt me
Standing in line to make their babies cry.
Sniffing the armpit of a happy person.
The longest running April Fool's joke in history.
Beam Me up Scotty, there’s no intelligent life down here
At full speed it looks like you're in slow motion.
Wearing my underwear inside out
Tell us how to do good radio
I tend to work too hard.
Questionable medical devices.
Attacked by an alien force
Pass the smell test.
A fake-looking Harley.
A life hack to get E. Coli.
What are you gonna to do, arrest me?
Bambi with excess gas problems.
Chocolate pudding and beer combined
More fun than disappointment.
Right Guard for the win.
We've sunk to talking about goat love.
I couldn't get my head around the zipper.
Building a house on Disappointment Boulevard.
We can't say words we have to beep
Everyone got arrested
Making a wiener cannon.
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
I've got issues.
I have to be in pain to get paid
A lot of melting going on.
I feel stupid now.
You don't have to make a federal case out of it.
Blow Dart Squirrel Hunters
Prohibited Baloney
It's all about the poetry
I knew it from the kazoo.
We have lots of losers on this program.
We didn't feel very 'worky' today
No cake for you.
Blow both at the same time
A loaner mannequin.
Would you take one in the eyeball?
The Start of Something Average
A plastic bag and a pooper scooper.
Please stay 6 feet away from me.
The taste of shoe leather lasts forever.
A little short on the follow through
Stick it in there for me
Weed and Cliff said this on Friday.
What blows up your pantlegs?
All the stains I left in here yesterday.
Oops
Calling your name out like a lonely lover.
Tuesday's missing episode
Optimum health in your mouth.
I would make a really good dog.
Like flying in a wooden spacecraft
Cookies improve my performance.
Compete in the chicken wars
The good wood you hide under the bed
Fumbling the trophy.
Every time I open my mouth - poop comes out.
Friction in between your thighs.
Maybe a dozen colonoscopies - I've kinda lost track.
NO runs, no drips, no errors.
A full bore stimulus
Lingerie from Home Depot.
1,471 flushes until 2021.
Me in a parallel universe
Salmonella Doesn't Stop Me
Slapped with pumpkin pie
A giant lizard invasion.
Pick up a stick and beat my radio with it.
Hug, sweat, grab one another:
Get your foot in some disaster.
Helicoptering poop off the mountain.
Go whack an Irishman.
That's not an official kilt
Shoving an ice pick through your ears.
Their pickle may have deflated
I'm a trained professional
The serpent of the day
We put the 'W' in Illiterate.
Still oozing gravy.
Blinded by anger - missed the fireworks.
Bacon beer kinda gets me excited.
I may be a dummy but I'm no big dummy.
A kitty litter skin mask
Blow up a porta-potty.
Heckling is allowed
I've got to touch Santa
Advantages of being an idiot
Plain, old drool.
Why would you eat a donkey?
A $600 per chicken fine
Monkey Labor
Frightened of your own chest hair.
A fist-fight with themselves
A bad time to lose suction.
We don't need balls like that.
You got yourself into this mess - you get yourself out.
A sure sign they're old
Hang up and leave us alone
Most likely to have to sell his class ring for cash
Surrounding you with coconuts
Look at all those red flags:
Better late than never
Gluing a murder hornet
Teetering on the edge of criminality
I just seem to go dry.
A degree in "Expert-Ology"
Here's that podcast we owe you
Bright-tongued and bushy-eyed.
The Secret Newsman Handshake
A gorilla carrying a machete
I do my best thinking on the lawn mower
The sign of a lonely man
A pair of grey underwear.
We got it stuck in somebody's ear.
A terrible bowling accident
Take me to - Belchertown
A brother named Kenmore.
Putting the pumps on a dude
There's a banana on your leg.
You'll be fined $5
I'd pay for a Carrie Underwood wrestling match.
Redneck on Ice
He couldn't hold it any longer
Smells like a jockstrap
A pig with no legs
Moon me while I'm on the air
It sounds like you're swimming
It's like you're living in my brain!
I'd like an order of Moist Tenders please.
We might need a top hat later
Overdose on brussel sprouts
The agony of defeat
Sitting on a throne of bacon
Men who want to repel women
Harsh memories
We're not really morning people
I wish there was a performance enhancing drug to make this program better.
You can throw two pickles.
Glazed and confused
It made my ears bleed.
Make it stop...
Do weird and unusual things with a microphone
Rid your brain of waste material.
Unleash the little package
If we call you a loser, don't take it personally
Don't trip slow friends
Move the crappy talk to a different time
The losing continues.
Before the fisticuffs started
We take your mind off entertainment
Crank my Dollies
Wear a face mask for less embarrassment
The horse looks really nervous
Were talking plungers
Trying to get a free shot
Satan has our number
I may or may not be contagious
No wiping involved.
Beat up in pillow fights
Wrinkles in all the right places
He knows gross things.
A visit from the Wine Fairy
Racing stripes. A spoiler. And rust.
Harness the power of - body odor
Release the Quacken!
Blow off a finger or two.
Rigged your weiner to blow up
We always have luck. It's always bad luck.
This is how weird things are...
Meatloaf on tap
I've never seen a good looking camel.
Sucking on an iguana popsicle.
Those shorts are way too short
Both lips around the microphone
Surly to bed and surly to rise
Getting drunk alone. At home and in your underwear.
Treats from Jack the Ripper
I don't want any limericks at my funeral
Graffiti someone else's cow.
Tripping over your own pants
The Adventures of Indiana Weed
You need to get more wood
A collection of bad memories
A snake in the restroom
Licking it didn't work
Assaulted with a large pickle
I've got a pants problem
Hard Times Call for Hard Liquor
Get in a monkey tussle
Tested positive for a Wednesday
Splashing around in liquid poop
A lot of 'too bad.'
When wading in the pool avoid the warm spots.
Slap them with a sausage.
My tape has no sticky side to it
Drive by and toot
We're not known for produce consumption.
Left searching for words
Blow your nose into a pancake
I think my stinger's bent
Consumed in disappointment
I'm going to lick this place clean
My Inner Fred Flintstone
We bring you a variety of destruction
Drunk as a Monkey
The air builds up inside my head.
I fumble a lot.
An easy way to get kilt.
A bunch of useless lips
Get the wedgie out
I'm not sure we can feature punishment
There's no such thing as a tiddle
Wear a short bathrobe
We don't want a conflagration
Let us burn your sweatpants
At least I got zuchinni
The Meatloaf Fiasco
WHO let the dogs out?
Gagged myself on a peep.
Speaking with a Fork-ed Tongue
It's a special potato
Pilfer a sheep.
Oiling a squeaky hinge
A plague of unwanted nudity
Narrating homemade porn
A gravy shortage
After my disinfection
I've traveled all over Petersburg
Your front teeth turned brown
Watching everything you grab and touch
Don't grab stuff
We need towel friction
A touch of poison
Who hasn't whacked it?
Strapped in a dental chair
Feeble is the key word
Go with two fingers
Pull on the loincloth
A big fan of big food
International Bagpipes
A Nut Consultant
That didn't come out right
If I get a llama.
That's where the diaper comes in
Elected DJ for a day.
The Cloak of Invisibility
I can see Uranus
A Bag of Perfection
Gibberish will follow
The Dumber You Are
I Woke Up Ugly Again
Whiz Down the Line
The High Court of Love
Those probes are long
Probing people on Valentine's Day
A true romantic at heart
Headlights for Dummies
Surprise, you're infected!
Let's do surgery
The Sweet Spot of Stupid
Have you ever milked a donkey
The vomit has spoken
Technically Illegal
Doing Tongue Yoga.
A tinkle in my eye
Hearing a snake sneeze.
Expose yourself too much
I don't have the legs for the beach.
Remote Detonator
The giblets to be prince.
What do you call someone in the Space Force?
Your dog sounds a lot like me.
Our braintrust continues to spin.
Slip your tongue in here
A nervous colon
"I'll take Presidents for $400, Alex."
The game was rigged.
What girl wants to see a man's goldfish?
A flaming snake.
A free stab
How big is that thing?
A cold beer argument
I slept in the dryer.
The plaid sheep of the family
2019 was prickly
Their last hope
Go hard and late
Because it's Christmas
Practice safe mistletoe
An Elfie McElpherson Christmas
The 'Lotion Incident'
Left over toilet brushes
The outcome was dramatic.
Duct-taped to a pole
A cucumber and a jar of vaseline
A dude in a hockey mask.
Jingle Balled
Too aghast to be curious
Tell the fat guy
A big drag on your career
Beer - it's what's for breakfast
Whipped Pooh
Crime Pays
You broke my mind's eye
Headed off to the railroad tracks.
The morning show fountain
Do not wash your turkey
The conditioner treatment
Like a velcro head.
An award from the Waffle House
Cracking a cold one on Christmas Morning
Flavored Shoes
Pay for his casket
99 cans of beer
All this trouble for 2 minutes
Lurking around the turnips
Slapback from a turkey
Words cannot describe this podcast.
In bed with a sheep.
How to identify poop
Useless bits of information
Mustard on a pancake
Punched in the face by Jesus
Things you can't ever say on the radio - volume 237
Here's the super-scary Halloween podcast
Did you ever wish you hadn't brought something up?
Keep your arms and legs inside the program
Muscular Mucus
Mayhem in the kitchen cabinet.
The Radio Has Been Stolen
Never come to work impaired
Recycled Toilet Paper
100% of the D
The Department of Calmness
Off to a flying stop
Thump the Pumpkin
Tastes Like Turkey
The Zombie Disease
Pigs gathering sticks.
Like a Weenie Roast
Turning Friday into a Monday
Thursday was fun
An indecent play on words
Disappointed after hearing the news
Honest Abe - with an Asterisk
The Land of Milk and Dummies
They didn't find any brains
Upper-cutting a horse
Four minutes to do what?
Curse words sung in harmony
Ruined my childhood memory
Doing Scout Stuff
Why do you drink so much?
We said this stuff today...
Wearing 13 pair of our lucky underwear
Hot Asphalt
Unable to get the job done
We're not programming flatulence - yet.
Today's podcast goodness, right here.
The Judge Was Not Amused.
The School of Creative Hand Signals
Do you want to see my rooster?
How hard can you throw a pigeon
Old and in the way.
A Little Burnout
Who wants a podcast?
Keep the meat in my meat
Edible Glitter
A question about pageant queens is answered...
Drunk on a plane
You wanna buy some cheese?
Like having your fingers stuck in a bowling ball
In honor of national radio day...
A dozen butter puns - in 30 seconds
Sing as though you're constipated
We're not gonna charge you to see it
Save us from ourselves.
5 Days Late for an Autopsy
Let the Puns Continue!
Keep Those Expectations Low
We Stopped Believing in Bathing
Sharks in the Outfield
I'd rather be the teeter than the totter
A Huge Cloud of Weirdness
Too out of shape to be lazy
Too Lazy to Make up Stories
Sarcasm Coverage
Fried Chicken and Cigarettes
Mad Over Toilet Paper
Grabbed Hard and Squeezed from Behind.
There's a peacock on the loose
If you see a ninja, offer them a cold drink.
A Pooptastrophe
Pooping to Death
Weed and Cliff, "I Killed the Music Fairy!"
Why would you bring a fire suit to this honeymoon?
Weed and Cliff - a couple of good hits
A breed of cow that farts less...
Today's podcast - like a poop dumpster catching on fire.
Something on This Program Blows Up
Today's episode - food safety
Today's episode - fishing naked
Do you have plans for the fourth?
Kiss my grits - even if they're dragging on the ground.
One of us could get deported
This podcast episode is - SHOCKING
Relay the Deuce
Weed bakes Cliff a birthday cake...
Do you know what this podcast is like?
An important announcement on today's podcast!
As much fun as watching ice melt.
Today's podcast includes words you can't say on the radio!
Weed and Cliff - move like a peanut
Dancing naked in a McDonalds
When things get exciting
A dead rat on a stick
Weed and Cliff say it all
Well, this took long enough
You too could qualify for 'Urine Danger Pay'
My Body was Shaped by Cheetos
The Weed and Cliff Podcast - Special Edition
Our podcast, "Or something like that."
Weed and Cliff - Poke the Bear
The Weed and Cliff Podcast - full of Freedom Gas
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast
You should see my back hair
Who has the nastiest heat rash?
Weed and Cliff Podcast - more entertaining than the real thing
Like Driving a Porsche - the Weed and Cliff Podcast
Here's our podcast for today: Urine Trouble Now
Here's Today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast
Man Smells - today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for May 17th
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for May 16th.
Today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast
Such a wide variety of topics today...
Cliff returns from vacation - and we hear all about it.
There's a burning question answered on today's podcast:
Take what the defense gives us - Weed and Cliff Podcast
Weed and Cliff - Faster than a Hose Poop Rocket
Today - is National Honesty Day
Dolly Parton got a what?
April 26th - We Shook it at You!
Today's Podcast - A Jar of Different
The Jar Broke - on the Weed and Cliff Podcast
Today's Podcast - 30 tons of poop.
They left the mics open too long
Today's podcast - educational information!
Today's Podcast - My Relationship With Bacon
Today's Podcast - Enough Information to go on.
A Flailing Banana - Today's Podcast.
Had trouble with my parachute - today's podcast goodness.
Weed and Cliff - Aim Higher!
On today's Weed and Cliff Podcast:
It's easy to get laughs - with nauseating comments
Here's the Weed and Cliff Podcast for today (April 9th)
We said this stuff today...
Today we learn how little Weed knows.
An Awkward Conversation about - Cologne.
After This Podcast - Urine Trouble Now
Questions answered on today's podcast:
Today's Podcast - better than Potato Faux-Skins
Allllllllll this Podcast Goodness!!!
The Weed and Cliff Podcast for March 27th.
Today's podcast reveals what Weed reads in the bathroom.
A Mud Puddle is Deeper Than....
Luke Combs said what?
I Misspelled Genius - but I am one.
You don't need to be alone with the animals, Weed.
That shuffling sound a deck of cards makes - that's what today's podcast sounds like.
Today is - National Awkward Moments Day
What happened to our faces??
Which end of the microphone do you talk into?
Drink Beer for Lent
"I broke my hand on someone's face"
Burning questions answered on the podcast:
What kind of proposition did Dolly turn down?
It's like driving in the Daytona 500...
Weed and Cliff said this stuff today - Wash, Rinse, Repeat
Everything We Said - February 27th
Everything we said - including that workplace secret
Weed and Cliff get thrown overboard
Cat got your tongue?
All the stuff we said - including you
Today's podcast - all about infectious diseases
Would you shove a red-hot poker in your nose?
Weekend Special
Yep - we said all this today.
What kind of cheese was that?
Slips of the tongue and all - here's today's podcast
Yes - we call the Princeton mayoral race - THAT
There's only one thing you need to hear
If it came out of our mouths - it's here
February 5th - Everything we said...
We said it today - February 4th, 2019
We said all this and we're proud of it - January 30th
All the words that came out of our mouths - January 29th, 2019
What we said today - January 25th
All that stuff we said - January 22nd
Stuff we said on January 21st
Weed and Cliff said this stuff today
All the stuff we said today.
We said this stuff today...
Everything Wed Said - January 15th.
What we said today...
We said so many things today...
We said it. All of it.
Everything We Said - January 7, 2019
Victoria's Secret Bag
Everything We Said - January 4th
Red Rubber Ball
You get back what you give…
Weed Gets a Gift from a Dude…
Two Truths, and a Lie
Weed gets an award for that silly segment he does
That Kind of Sacrifice.
Little Debbie Pimp
Weed Describes His Football Career
Weed talks about Cliff’s Dad
Cliff Brought Weed a Present From His Trip
Memorial Day – 2018