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I've Been In Rehab
Joe and Deech return from a very long hiatus. They try and catch up with all the current events, including the Trump presidency, the Los Angeles Wild Fires, Diddy and much much more. Deech also has a very personal moment. Enjoy and welcome back to NOOB!!!
I'm An Ally, Dawg!
The boys are back in town! Joe and Deech sit down for a lovely evening and discuss childhood discoveries, and dirty politics. Tune in for some fun.
Who Hasn't Done A Little Bit of Role Playing?
After nearly two months, THE. BOYS. ARE. BACK. On their return to Deech and Joe had to bring in some fresh blood. Gavyn and Saiyah, Joe's kids talk about life and all their wonders. They also discuss the rise of Temu and current world events! Tune in for some fire.
Meth & Cigarettes
Prepare yourself for the thrill ride of the week! This week Deech and Joe discuss the MLS conference finals and the energy at BMO for the match. They also discuss their experiences with Union labor and the pros and cons of using them. This and much more on this week's episode!!!
Veer Day
The fanfare blares as the boys make their triumphant return! This week the guys talk super models, eye drops, gummies and finding good help.
She Put A Spell On Her
Voodoo and witchcraft. Things you'd never expect. Tune in to the mystery that is fashion. Joe and Deech discuss live. Enjoy!
The Observationalist Party
Episode 211 is in full effect and you've got front row seats!! This week the boys talk about Joe's colonoscopy, Deech's latest road show and Cianan's full schedule. Tune in and enjoy!
Midget Strippers featuring Alvaro Dicristofaro & Kevontay Jackson
The boys have a big episode for you! This week they invite Joe's old bandmates Alvaro Dicristofaro and Kevontay Jackson of the Minorities Report. They discuss healthy relationships and expectations, donuts and spy phones. They also discuss what made Minorities Report so special and Kevontay's adventures during the actor's strike.
Generasize
Cianan and Joe return for an unforgettable spoiler filled adventure! They talk drugs, parenting and olive branches. They also discuss Ahsoka, Indiana Jones and Sea of Stars.
I Got Covid in Monterey
The boys are back! After a few weeks on the road the Noob squad was able to get back together and it feels like they never left. This week the guys discuss their travels, movies, politics and a little bit of spanish music. Enjoy! Correction: Joe says this is episode 209, but it's actually 208
What The Problem Is?!
Welcome back to another spicy episode of the NOOB Pod! This week Cianan and Joe push on without Deech, who's on the road with a busy schedule. The boys touch on multiple topics this week including aliens, old politicians and the get down to what the real issues at hand are. They also talk Diablo, because, you know, Diablo. Tune in and enjoy!!!
There Is An I In Die
Another week another phenomenal NOOB Episode!!! This week the boys discuss Diablo and the upcoming first season. They also talk about the recent LAFC watch party and final talk VR and it's potential. Tune in and have some fun!
I Got A Koi Guy featuring Fernando Garcia
Welcome one, welcome all to another exhilarating episode of your favorite pod! This week the boys have special guest, Fernando Garcia join them to talk about AI, ChatGPT, Koi fish and evil geniuses! Tune in and enjoy!!!
You're Supposed To Be A Tank!
A little bit of post 4th of July podding never hurt no one! The boys are back and vibing! We see the return of Deech and all things Deechy! Topics include Diablo IV, Trade Show Drama and much more!
You're One of the Good Ones
Welcome back to another amazing episode of the None of Our Business Podcast! This week week Cianan and Joe welcome returning guest Norman Perez to discuss a plethora of topics. No Deech this week due to availability.
Truss Man featuring Patrick Rivera
This week Joe and Deech talk about comfort and weed. Is anyone really missing out if they've never tried it? Joe also speaks on the family dynamic growing up poor and the reality of grown ups. Cianan speaks on his secret life. The guys finally close out with Diablo and the fun they're having.
You Never Know What You Gotta Know
The boys are back! Cianan, Deech and Joe have returned to give you what you've been craving after two months of silence! Their triumphant return comes with tales from their adventures, updates on life and a splash of current events and pop culture. Tune in and enjoy their epic tales.
Episode Two Hundred
This is truly wild. A bit delayed, but the boys have finally made it to 200 episodes!!! This episode in nothing short of a masterpiece. No details, just tune in and enjoy!!!
After Your Death
No Deech this week. Cianan and Joe jump right into it with a tense stand-off! They also speak on the Jonathan Majors incident, celebrities eating babies, solar systems colliding and much much more! Tap in for some fuego.
You Don't Even Know!
No Deech this week, but don't be sad about it. Joe and Cianan brought that FIRE! This week they discuss Kathryn Hahn, flirtatious connections, a traitorous ex host and not even knowing, because you don't even know!!! Joe also haphazardly review Shazam and the future of DC. Join this laugh session and enjoy!
Control Your Flow
You're about to embark on a magnificent journey. Twists and turns. Deceit, revelations, betrayal. Nothing can prepare you for the antics you'll be experiencing this episode. No descriptions. Only pleasure. Enjoy.
You Did It Again
No Deech this week, so Joe and Cianan take over and discuss the Chris Rock, Kevin Hart and Dave Chapelle and balancing the line between being a comedian and being an actor. The also talk about being grateful, aging, anime and new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Cianan also relives a traumatic car accident. Tune in!
Cianan's Soapbox
The boys are back this week with some solid content. Joe and Deech discuss their recent work trips. Cianan vents. The guys talk sexual preferences and acceptance. Tune in, babies!!!
That's Me
Another week. Another thrilling adventure into the NOOB life! This week Deech, Cianan and Joe dive into multiple topics like socioeconomic class division, taking care of yourself. They also talk about their upcoming work trips and Cianan relishes his continued success in life. Deech closes the episode with his take on Physical 100 and the Korean phrase of the week.
Jesus Christ is Jesus Christ
With Cianan exploring the outside world, Deech and Joe talk about their fun filled filled adventure in nonsense. They dive into what it means to be a sleaze and how Jesus fits into the narrative. They also discuss religion and how to live your life. Tune in for a great discussion on life.
The Sh*t Show featuring Alvaro Dicristofaro
Welcome back to another hot episode of your favorite pod! This week Deech is on the road so Cianan and Joe decided to have returning guest Alvaro Dicristofaro join them for an all out poop show! They discuss Cianan's ongoing struggles with his roommate, Joe's digestive problems and Alvaro's adventures in life! They also discuss what's hot on TV and the prospects of a blossoming podcast. Tune in for more!!!
It's Never A Bad Thing To Explore Yourself
It's the return of the, "oh wait, no way, you're kidding..." That's right ladies and gentleboys, Cianan is back! Bigger, Blacker and better than ever. This week's episode doesn't hold back. The guys dive into multiple topics, including the Justin Roiland scandal, Cianan's stint at Disney and his subsequent return to the live events industry. They also talk Jack Ryan and their interest in an espionage lifestyle. This and much more, tune in.
It's Bread
New year, new season! Welcome back to everyone's favorite pod! With the coming of a new year, Joe and Deech sit down and talk about bread, airplanes and the men they used to be. Other topics include football and rainy days.
Here We Go Again
Welcome back to another fire episode of your favorite pod. This week Deech and Joe speak on current events, the TSG end of year party and much more. Tune in and enjoy the last episode of the season.
We Need To Lose featuring Ernie Rodriguez
They're baaaaaaaaaack! This week Joe and Deech sit down with your girlfriend's favorite barber, Ernie Rodriguez! The gents discuss the last two week's current events and stories of dreams and adventures. Hot topics include the LA3C Festival, LA Comic Con, The World Cup Semi Finals and the NBA Standings. Tune In!
That's Him, That's My Friend
Welcome back to another fun filled episode of everyone's podcast! This week the boys dive into some world cup talk, the history of soccer, and the significance of calling someone a big brother or big sister. Joe also discusses a recent nightmare and Deech divulges some sexy information! Tune in now!
It Was A Wrap
Back from a small break, Deech and Joe return with a fresh new episode! This week the guys discuss Joe's second battle with Covid and Deech's return to the workforce. They also discuss LAFC winning the MLS Cup and Deech's experience with Black Pink. This and much much more!
Speaking of Feet
The boys are back for another fun filled episode of madness. This week Deech and Joe discuss the finer things. They touch on feet......not literally, but they do speaking on some spicy television. They also discuss hallucinogens and hot topics like Kanye West's descent from society, reality tv and not having sex. Tune in for a fun conversation.
When I Shave I Look Different
Welcome back to another episode of your third favorite pod! It's tough to be consistent, the boys just can't seem to line their schedule up, but that hasn't stopped them from bringing the fire! This week Deech and Joe touch on a number of topics including the end of an era, Black Pink, work woes and getting side swiped. Tune in for some fun!
The Pride of Afghanistan featuring Masud Rahmani
Hot off the press! A couple of weeks have passed and the boys finally had an opportunity to sit down and record! This week, they brought along fan favorite, Masud Rahmani for a deep dive into love, work and much much more! Tune in and find out what all the fuss is about! Quick Note: Joe stated it was episode 184, it's actually 183.
Lizzie's In A Box
Coming in hot! This week Joe and Deech sit down for a smooth face to face pod after nearly a month! They discuss current events, sports and the death of Queen Elizabeth, second of her name. Joe also goes on a lengthy rant about Solar Opposites! Tune in, it's worth a listen!!!
The Donkey featuring Nick Newhall, Ruben Giron and Chris Donahue
All the way from Philly, while Deech locked in his Fantasy roster this week, Joe sat down with the homies Nick, Donnie and the Rue-est of all daddies, Ruben Giron himself! This week the gents talk about how they entered the live events industry and what keeps them going. They also talk about the job from hell their love for food! Tune in for this and much much more!
Not Feeling It
The boys are back in town! Not really. After a tumultuous week, Joe shares his experience with his current job. Deech talks about his what he's been up to and the boys discuss current events and they're media intake. Tune in for something short but sweet.
Be Better
The boys are back! After nearly a month off, Joe and Deech finally have a chance to get together a chat chit. Dive into an all new episode! Quick note, this is episode 179, not 180 as Joe mentioned.
The Black Widow Strikes Again
This week we join the boys via satelite! Kidding, it's actually through Zoom. Joe and Deech get together and discuss their current goings on. Short, brief and to the point, like this episode description. Enjoy!!!
Beat Your Meat featuring Isaac Giron
The gentleboys are back and up to their madness. No Deech this week, but Patrick is hot and ready. They welcome Isaac Giron and dive into a multitude of crazy topics including adult entertainment, domestic violence and good, old fashioned dad advice! Tune in and enjoy!
Breaking the Ice featuring Kara Willis
Welcome back to a new season! Unfortunately Joe forgot to check the memory card and what would've been a phenomenal episode is only half as nice as it was supposed to be! This week's episode included Deech's colleague, Kara Willis! Topics include candy, work relations, sexual harassment and being a woman in a social environment. Tune in!
Make That Thang Sang featuring Cianan Duncan and Phillip Michael
The end is here...the end of the season that is, and what better to close it out, than to have two of the original hosts of the pod join Deech and Joe! Phil and Cianan join the boys this week and dive into a multitude of topics including Cianan's restaurant adventures, homelessness, Roe v Wade being overturned, the system in general and much more. Tune in and Enjoy! We'll see you July 12th!
The Warriors Won featuring Masud Rahmani
Welcome back to another fire episode of the None of Our Business Podcast, where the nonsense is alive and well! This week Deech and Joe welcome longtime listener and fellow scumbag, Masud Rahmani! Masud tells tales of his time living in Russia and the struggle to get to America. Joe talks about his family Disney trip and the NBA Finals. This and much more! Tune in!
Say no to your bosses......sometimes featuring Cianan Duncan
You read that right, folks! The prodigal son has returned, but only for one episode......for now! This week Cianan joins Joe and Deech for some laughs and reflection. They catch up on what they've been up to and everything they have to look forward to. Tune in for a return to form!
Tom Cruise
As the title suggests, this is an episode dedicated entirely to the perfect human vessel known as Tom Cruise...........just kidding! Although Joe DOES go deep into Tom Cruise fanboyism. Pat discusses his love for Resident Evil and what the future of RE brings. They also talk about the shortcomings of the Universal Monsters Universe that never was. This and more on this week's episode!
You Learn Something New Every Day
This week the boys discuss cursive, sponsorship, pronouns and Silk Sonic! Deech airs out some concerns, Patrick teaches us about the Deadpool/Van Wilder conspiracy and Joe reminisces about his favorite video store. Tune in for some fun!
Just Do It featuring Gavyn Ezrah Castellanos
Welcome back to another dope episode of your favorite pod! This week the boys get together with special guest, Gavyn for a fun filled conversation about movies, school and the hopes and dreams! Tune in for some fun!
Scent-Imental Value featuring The DuoSense Podcast
Welcome back to another episode of everyone's favorite pod! Hot off the heels of a slower, somewhat defeated episode, Joe is joined this week by Duosense Podcast hosts, Andrew and Johnny! As family, they reminisce about their younger days as kids. They also talk Dr. Strange, religious beliefs, butt stuff, cults and militarized law enforcement! Tune in for some family lovin'!
A Doozy of A Tuesdee
The boys are back like they never left. A little late this week, but definitely don't disappoint. This week Joe gives us an update on the events of Coachella Weekend 2. Deech touches on how work is going and Patrick is cooling like a polar bear's toe jam. They also touch on Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter and the genius of Papadias! This and much more! Tune in!
We Have A Lot of Fun featuring Sergio Cantu and Patrick Rivera
The boys are back in town....kind of! After a grueling week away for work, Joe and Deech are finally able to sit down and catch up after missing the previous week's recording. This week they're joined by Sergio Cantu and Patrick Rivera, a couple of scumbags in their own right! Topics this week include Coachella, Deech's Chicago show, Social Media censorship, A24 and dead-beat dads. Tune in for some fire!
Contemporary History featuring The Vent Room
Welcome back, boys and girls! Today, here at NOOB University we'll be learning about Socialism! Yaaaaayyyyy!!! This week Deech and Joe welcome true heroes in the fight against Capitalism and all the evils in brings! Luis Serrano, Abraham Marquez and long time friend of the show and recurring guest host, Rey Ramirez come to the studio for an incredibly insightful and informative conversation about the world and how beautiful it can be if the right decisions are made! Tune in and enjoy!
The Polar Bear Eats Tonight
The boys return this week with a sizzling conversation about the week's events. Deech dives into his workout regiment while in Chicago for the week and Joe makes an observation about the similarities in their careers. They also talk about the slap witnessed around the world. This and more with a rainy backdrop over the City of Angels.
What's Up, Bud?!
This week Joe encounters something familiar and Deech expresses his ongoing frustration with the way things operate in his system. The boys also speak on the surrounding madness. They also touch on what the Coachella experience is like. This and much more when you tune into NOOB!
The Bad Guy
Joe and Deech are back this week for more fun! Topics discussed include male insecurity, sexual preference, Scott Hall's death and the current climate in professional sports. Tune in for some fire!
Show Support*
Join the boys this week on a journey of discovery and adventure! This week Deech divulges what he's been up to the last couple of weeks and his thoughts on war and dive bars! Joe expresses his excitement for a new client and they both talk getting RIPPED! Listen in and have some fun!
The Good Old Times featuring Patrick Rivera and Andrew Orozco
Episode 160 doesn't disappoint! Well, maybe a little, with the absence of Deech and Cianan. Have no fear! Joe enlists the fan favorites, Pat and Andy, for a fun filled episodes that dives into everything from movies, anime, The Office and yes, the war. Tune in this week, there's no shortage of laughs!
The Wedding
Hot on the heels of another hectic week, Deech and Joe get together to discuss their friend's wedding, the concept of "Spange" and some good ol fashioned workout routines! Tune in as the boys get it going!
Melts In Your Mouth
Welcome back to an all new episode of everyone's favorite podcast! This week Deech and Joe make it a short one. They discuss show installations and their mutual exhaustion. They also discuss NeuraLink, Ben Simmons, the Ukraine and the Super Bowl. Tune in and enjoy this brief, but insightful episode!
Boobs for Bears featuring Phillip Lanos
The boys are back in town! This week Deech and Joe welcome former NOOB host Philly for a focused and driven conversation on professional and personal relationships. They also talk the Boobs for Bears campaign and what they wanted to be when they were kids. Tune in for a gang of fun and a lot of BS.
Let's Get Weird
The boys are back in town, but not really. They're out of town. Topics this week include Washington Football Team's new name predictions, mask mandates, handstands and technical difficulties.
Above the Norm featuring Norman Perez
Welcome back to another thrilling episode of NOOB! This week Deech and Joe welcome Norman Perez of Unmatched fame. Long time listener and friend of the show, Norm joins the boys a lengthy conversation about space travel, aliens, the government and establishing a career. Deech expresses his love for snow and his immunity to Covid. This and much more! Tune in and enjoy!
Nothingness featuring Andrew Orozco
Welcome back to another episode of the critically acclaimed Noob Pod, or None of Our Business Podcast for long! This week, in Deech's absence, Joe is joined by fellow pod host and friend of the show, Andrew Orozco of DuoSense Podcast fame! Together they dive into multiple topics, including education, video games and going through an existential crisis during a global pandemic. Kick back, grab a scotch and listen in while Joe and Andrew talk shop.
Super Spreader
Welcome back to another installment of everyone's favorite podcast! Number one in your hearts, number three on the stat sheet! This week, Joe and Deech talk about Joe contracting Covid and what's he's been up to. They also discuss the Raiders, Spider-Man, DeltaCron Prime, Klay Day and uncomfortable encounters! Tune in and enjoy!!!
F**kin' Send It featuring Christian Rodriguez
It's time for an all new episode of your favorite pod! This week the fellas get together with Christian Rodriguez, long time listener and friend of the show via satelite for the first episode of the new year! Joe and Chris discuss the job they're working on the the madness it had been. Cianan gives his expert opinion on sports and try to process Antonio Brown's meltdown. They also talk Boba Fett and theorize how an extinction level event would affect the digital world! The boys finally close out with some fantastic soupboxes. Tune in, you won't want to miss this episode.
The B2K Variant
It's the season 7 premiere!!! That's right! The boys are back and brought the fury! This week, Cianan, Deech and Joe catch up on all the madness that's been going on while they've been gone. They talk about the Omicron strain, the return of The Matrix and reminisce about good old fashion radio. Tune in! This season's gonna be fun!
Hummuh Huh
Episode 150 comes as a BANGER this week! A rollercoaster of laughs from your boys here at the Noob Pod! Joe, Cianan and Deech discuss upcoming holiday plans, movies, shows and a particular saying Cianan and Joe used to have! Joe talks about LA Comic Con and his encounter with the great John Leguizamo. Tune in for the season finale to end all seasons! We'll see you at the end of the month! In the meantime, enjoy!!!
The Mead Episode featuring Bryan Sanchez
The long awaited Mead episode has arrived and it's a sound to behold! This week the guys get together with long time listener and friend of the show Bryan Sanchez for a conversation about the history of mead, kindness, Arcane, Tenga eggs and being comfortable with self pleasure. Join the boys for the penultimate episode of season 6! Buckle up, it's gonna be a doozy!
Patrick's Chili Crunch - The Musical
Welcome to another week of everyone's favorite podcast! This week the boys sit down for a Zoom session as Joe got the flu the week prior. The boys discuss Joe's struggles throughout the week dealing with the flu and his deep dive into TV to pass the time. They also briefly touch on the Patrick Flanigan's Chili Crunch, Rittenhouse trial and much more. Tune in!
Without Further A-Deech
Late drop this week. The boys are still trying to work out the final tweaks off this season before their end of season break. This week we get a very intimate session with the one and only Daniel Chung. He opens up a bit about his past and some of the choices he made growing up. The boys also discuss Toxic relationships and Joe's trip to Day N Vegas! Tune in for some hotness!
Joe brought a d**k
True to this week's title, Joe indeed brought a penis to the pod! Hot off the heels of his San Francisco trip Joe purchased a penis plushy and talks all about it and his surprise encounter with a friend of the show! The boys also discuss the Astroworld tragedy and who has the liability. Deech and Cianan have a discussion about relationships and the boys talk shop. Come and enjoy!
Hypocriticism
It's the return on the nasty boys! Joe, Cianan and Deech are back for a stellar episode! They discuss a plethora of topics including bosses, Chappelle and Joe's adventures in San Francisco. Tune in for a good time.
Influencer
This week Joe and Cianan show us what a real influencer is made of and discuss what the true definition of one is. They also give a brief update about Chappelle and cancel culture. Join the boys for a very fun, very Deechless, joy ride!
CTRL ALT DEL
You won't be able to compute this week's episode! Just kidding, it's pretty basic stuff. The guys talk about Jon Gruden's firing, sexism, homophobia and transphobia. They also sprinkle in a little bit of food, tv and film. Come by and enjoy the easy listenings of Joe, Deech and Cianan!
Their Eyes Are Dead
Welcome one, welcome all, to Episode 142 of the None of Our Business Podcast!!! Wow! Only 8 episodes left this season! This week the boys discuss motion capture films, Dave Chappelle's new special and their takeaways, an episode 141 Q&A for Cianan and sports rivalries! Hop on in, the water's just fine.
Que Tal Amigo?
Hot off the heels of a stellar episode Deech and Joe bring you another hot sloppy episode! Cianan sits this week out, but Joe and Deech bring in some major topics including TSG's Tigerade, Client/Vendor relationships and much more! Tune in for this sexy joint!
Commune of Chaos
Welcome back to another thrilling week of some dudes talking about things! This week Joe and Cianan sit down, sans Deech, and dive back into the controversial world of consensual/under age sex, they also talk about each state's age of consent and how most of these decisions are made by a group of adults. They also discuss age expectancy and the what ifs of living longer. They also briefly talk about the future of Star Wars, vasectomies and Idris Elbas balls. His sweet sweet balls. Tune in!!!
HRC featuring Patrick Rivera
Hot on the heels of a phenomenal episode the prior week, the boys get together for a solid episode of raunchy behavior. The boys are joined by friend Patrick Rivera and Joe gives a bit of a pod history and how vital Patrick was to the foundation of what would become the None of Our Business Podcast! Tune in for a hot steamy conversation.
Malcolm In The Middle featuring Malcolm Alexander Brinkley
This season of NOOB has definitely been all over the place with the gents constantly traveling. This week they finally had another opportunity to sit down and chat chit with an actual guest before Deech departs for New York. The boys welcome Malcolm Alexander this week for hot takes on sexual selflessness, Marvel, the Pandemic and self improvement, not the sexual kind. Tune in for some mayhem!
Recording in Progress
This week the boys got a little hectic. Well, at least Joe did. This week the boys discuss several topics, including relationships between employee and employer, government and voting expectations. Joe also does some butt and sack work. Tune in and enjoy!
Are You Getting Hard Or Is It Just The Venom Talking
The Boys finally reunite for a stellar stand alone episode! This week the guys discuss their recent life experiences. They also dive into snake poison and work expectations. Tune in for a phenomenal episodes with your favorite NOOBs!!!
It Wasn't God featuring Andrew and Johnny of the Duosense Podcast
The boys are back, minus a boy, but they balanced it out by bringing more boys. There were a lot of boys. This week Andrew and Johnny of the Duosense Podcast join Cianan and Joe, in the absence of Deech and go on a wild video game filled adventure! The fellas explore their gaming origins and dive into a plethora of topics from how PC everything's gotten to exploring psychedelics! Tune in and ride the wave!
Greener Grasses
The boys are back! After having missed the previous week's episode and missing this week's scheduled episode, Joe, Cianan and Deech decided to run it back and get a Zoom session in. This week the gents talk about what the last few weeks have been like for them and touched on some current events in the world as well. Deech also closes the episode with a special message. Tune in. This one was close to home.
I Sometimes Have Cookies At Home featuring Raphael Sisa
Prepare yourself for this week's episode! Long time friend Raphael, the rap god, Sisa joins the boys on the couch this weeks to discuss cookies, donuts, gratitude and Saturn Rising. They also talk about hallucinogens, hugs and The Loop. Tune in for a stellar episode!
Remember, It's Only $1.50 At The Vending Machine
The boys are back this week with something a little hot and spicy! The boys discuss Cianan's ongoing adventures in freelancing and the dynamic between office and warehouse workers. The also dive into how they'd manage their careers if they suddenly became rich. Check out this and much more on this week's episode of your favorite podcast!!!!
Dark Side of the Moon featuring Raul 'Darth Raul' Garcia
Episode 131 has arrived! This week the boys welcome friend of the show and avid Star Wars fan, Raul Garcia! They discuss a number of topics, including aliens, acting and bad breaks! Tune in for a fun one!
Brought To You By Home Depot
This week Joe, Cianan and Deech dive into heroism, history and Cianan's dig bick energy! You read that wrong. They also discuss the history of Nickelodeon, the upcoming Last of Us series and Russian sausage! Tune in and enjoy, boys and girls!
Toxic Crusaders featuring Chava Solis
The boys are back this week with some fire for that ass! Special guest Chava Solis, the Hot Ones Challenge Champs slides through the couch for some current event banter and the future of the Fast saga! They also dive into Bill Cosby's release and a breakdown of what's going on with Britney Spears and her conservatorship! This and much more! Tune in for laughs and insight, biiiiiiihhhhhh!!!
Don't Worry, I Got No Sp**m In My Ji**es
Episode 128 coming at you hot this week with the in person return of the hottest trio in LA. After several months of travelling, the boys finally have the opportunity to spend this week's episode on the couch again! This week's topics include the current political landscape and the key difference between the Trump and Biden administration. The boys also tap into Cianan's trip to Northern California and the Bay Area and Deech gives us an update on his experience with a coworker. Come check this week's madness out and enjoy!
Could Be The Move featuring Rey El Barbon
Welcome back! We have a hot episode this week! In the absence of Deech, Joe and Cianan call on friend of the show, Rey, to sub in. Tensions are high as they discuss social change, homelessness and all around good will. They also speak on sports and Joe's altercation with an unruly neighbor! Enjoy this week's episode. It's a solid one.
Muscular Man Meat
Welcome one, welcome all, to a new season of the None of Our Business Podcast!!! This week the boys get down and dirty with the complexities of work relationships! They also discuss Cianan's upcoming travels and Deech's ongoing travels! They also touch on VR video games and The Food Dude's Hot One Challenge antics! The boys also speak on the unveiling of their new online merch shop! Enjoy and embrace the new season! Merch Link: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-noob-shop/
Peaches and Plums are Sister Fruits
This week the boys finish off a stellar season! They discuss new podcasts, bodybuilder porn and living to 150 years old. They also get into more of the country lifting it's mandate on wearing masks if you're vaccinated and some of the fallout of that. This and much more on this weeks season finale!!! Tune in!
Cookin' With What Ya Got
The end of the season is nigh and the boys have brought it this week with some absolute flames!!! This week Joe, Cianan and Deech discuss the validity of the bible and how much is actually known outside of what's is written in the text. Joe calls in a lifeline with friend of the show, Andrew Orozco of the DuoSense Podcast for some additional context. The boys also discuss lucid dreams and what kind of super powers they'd like to half. Enjoy this weeks episode and prepare for the magic that is the season 5 finale next week!!! Special Secret Guest: Andrew Orozco of the DuoSense Podcast
I Have A Craving For Tacos Right Now
This week Joe, Cianan and Deech discuss a plethora of topics from video game adaptations and sexual misconduct to dirty chai lattes and cocaine farts! They also present a weirdly insightful soapbox talk! Come and ride the train!
Derby Day featuring Tigers Supporters Group
Welcome one, welcome all to Derby Day!!! The boys pay a visit to the beloved K-town gem, Biergarten to enjoy an evening of MLS football! LAFC vs The Carson Fallacy! Listen in as the gents speak on a myriad of topics, including the love of the game, the camaraderie and many more. prominent guests include multiple members of the Tigers Supporters Group!!!
I'll Take One For The Team
The boys are back for another fun filled episode of debauchery! This week Joe joins Cianan and Deech through Zoom to discuss some of the last couple week's events, Joe's daughter's love for King Kong and what he's willing to do to get a NOOB show on HBOmax. They also discuss their opinion on how Hollywood treats minorities and women and the ongoing struggles some of these people have to go through. Join us for some fresh conversations!
Dungeons, NOOB and Dragons featuring John Lindsey
The quest has arrived! After many whispers of ghosts and ghouls, the eternal dungeon master, John Lindsey, has returned with an adventure for the ages! Dr. Fatsacs (Cianan), Davkas Dicksbig (Deech) and Eckle of the Lost Merasska (Joe) have joined forces to battle wolves, owlbears and vicious meenlocks as they traverse the land to rid the mines of Vermeillon of it's treacherous curse! Join this ragtag group as they undertake a task too dangerous for anyone but NOOB!
Doctor Who Porn
The boys are back! After a couple of weeks on the road and a few mishaps, Cianan, Joe and Deech make their triumphant return! Hot off the presses the boys jump right into the frey and touch on multiple topics from the Covid vaccine, the start of the MLS season and the multitude of porn available! From Dinosaur to Dr. Who, porn can take care of all your needs! Tune in and enjoy a solid episode with your favorite boys!
Maybe They Did Just Want To Buy Hot Dogs featuring Victoria Anne Greenwood
The time has finally arrived. Cianan's gone rogue. It's the Cianan show with Cianan Duncan! This week Cianan finally gets his wish and ditches Joe and Deech. Special guest Victoria Anne Greenwood joins him and doesn't disappoint! The speak on religion, sex, aliens and much much more! Tune in!
That's Racist
Another week, another episode! This week the boys get together with Joe joining in through Zoom from Miami. They get into a conversation about racism around the world, cancel culture, Godzilla vs Kong and Joe's Miami trip. Tune in for a solid joint about important stuff and things!
Bienvenidos featuring Brian "Slippy" Narvaez
Another week, another excellent episode, brought to you by the one and only None of Our Business Podcast! This week, the boys welcome the venerable Brian "Slippy" Narvaez to the living room and discuss a plethora of topics, from Aliens to Vegas nightlife! They also tap into horror movies and growing up with Spanish television. Tune in for a rousingly good time, old chap!
Let Me Holla At Ya!
Episode 115 is in full effect!!! This week the boys talk about the goings on in the world, from the violent terrorist attack in Atlanta to the growing, unnecessary, tension among minorities. They also talk about late night comedy skit shows like In Living Color and MadTV and actors and comedians who came out of them. They also speak on nightmares and end of days conspiracies. Deech and Joe close out with a final goodbye to Mauricio Fascio, VP of LAFC's supporter union, The 3252. Come and enjoy!
20 Minutes Ago I Was Hungry As Hell featuring David Um
Hot on the heels of a stellar week, the gentleboys get together with David Um of @ktownfanclub ilk for a deep dive into community, food, religion, politics and some good ol fashion masturbation! All over a few glasses of Hibiki Suntory Whisky!!! Tune in and enjoy!
Came On My Chin
The boys are finally back as a whole. After a few weeks of unexpected absences, Joe, Cianan and Deech are back together and this week they did NOT disappoint! Cianan vents on dealing with home problems and staying busy and productive. The guys dive into a discussion on politics and get into detail about masturbation. They also speak on agent/client relations and supporting small businesses. Tune in for much much more!
Kum Block Block featuring David Gabbay
Another week, another great guest! This week the boys invited master magician, David Gabbay on for a great conversation about society's progress and a light touch of existentialism. The boys also discussed magic, writing, philosophy, Mortal Kombat and the intricacies of videos games. Come enjoy a couple of hours of some sexy, soothing voices........oh yeah, Cianan's here too.
On Sight
This week Joe and Deech had to run the session without Cianan, due to personal reasons. Don't fret though, the boys brought that fire. They kick it off with a small introspective on Deech's good vibes meme that garnered viral success and opened the door for potential opportunities. They get into a deep conversation about the LAFC community and discuss the ongoing targeting of elderly asians across the country and what we can do about it. Other topics include Mortal Kombat, Rush Limbaugh and Texas, sweet, sweet Texas. Tune in for all the fun! Warning: Some very sensitive topics were discussed. Please come into this episode with an open mind.
Death is Random featuring Collin Jones
This week the gentleboys have a hot one for you with special guest Collin Jones, founder of Shea-nanigans! Collin dives right into his product and it's history. Joe tries the cream and is blow away by how consistent the cream is. Deech talks a bit about his two week work trip and Cianan is disgusted with Joe and manipulative ways. Tune in to learn more!!!
Space Sweeper
Cianan and Joe get a little intimate this week. Deech is away on business and Cianan and Joe made a few adjustments to the schedule. The boys get into a conversation about working on yourself and what roadblocks people face. They also get into a discussion about the similarities between playing an RPG and dealing with real life situations. Other topics they get into, kinkiness, The Expanse, and different iterations of famous franchises. Hop and and get educated. Fools.
You Haven't Said More Than Four Words featuring Sugar Daddy K-Town
It's February and the body knows it! This week the boys visited a very sweet couple, pun intended, to talk about their sweet treats and all other types of nonsense! Ladies and gentlemen, Sugar Daddy joined the party! They discussed a numbers of topics from starting a business during a pandemic, arcade games and the evolution of social media! They also discuss the Gamestock madness and celebrity run ins! Join the party and get a taste of suga! Guest IG: sugar.daddyktown
Chairman of the Vibes
The boys are back and smooth as ever. This week the guys kept it close to the chest and were reminded how good they are at what they do! The dove into several topics. Reminisced about TGIF's line up, dating as adults, night terrors, the Bernies memes and a special appearances by a special little guy........no, not that one! Come and a get learnt!!!
Let's Cuddle featuring Ellis Paul Allen IV
Welcome back to the greatest show on Earth! Today's episode is no exception! The boys bring the heat this week with special guest Ellis Paul Allen! They get into topics including high school memories, sexual awakenings, and Joe's vocal prowess. Tune in for a delicious session with the raunchiest of outcomes.
Emprivilegement
Just when you thought 2020 was over and December 36th hit like a brick crashing through a window, the Capitol's window! So many events in a week to fit in to the schedule, but they boys did it! They discussed the the failed coup, SoHo Karen, University bureaucracy and much much more! Plus a very special announcement regarding LAFC!
Dungeons & Dragons & Cyberpunk Tings featuring John Lindsey
2021 has arrived and miraculously covid, racism and economic disparity has disappeared! The world is brand new! Just kidding! Things are still trash, but your boys are here to make you feel better! The boys brought along Ciana's old roommate John Lindsey for an episode redo! They speak on the election results, Covid, and a number of related topics! They also dive into D&D and a potential NOOB D&D Adventure! Tune in for the first episode of the new year, BBs!!!!
Cianan-19, The 2020 Blowout
The end of the year is upon us and as per usual, the boys have brought the HEAT!!! The Covid-19 Heat! Cianan has contracted Covid and as scary as that is, he's keeping a positive attitude. This week he joins Joe and Deech from the comfort of his home. Fortunately for Joe and Deech, they'd tested negative and were able to link up. The boys go over several topics including Deech's drunk adventure, Cianan's investigation trying to pin point exactly where he got it from. It's still up in the air. And Joe, well, Joe's doing just fine. Tune in. 2020 was a messed up year, but at least you had NOOB!!!
Catch These Hands featuring Amberley Suga Shaw
The boys are back this week with a smooth 1, 2! Suda Shaw, this week's guest had plenty to share with the crew and Deech's research on her was rather impressive. The crew spoke on why we fight, imitation, and our thoughts on last month's Tyson/Jones Jr event. They also speak on Covid and how people have responded to it and our expectations of 2021.
Is So Simpoh
Hi! The boys are back and thicker than ever! Season 5 jumps off to a great start and in usually NOOB fashion, Cianan gets candid with the listeners. The boys discuss everything from Reddit, the NFL, homelessness and masturbation. Deech and Joe question Cianan's loyalty to the Mandalorian and The Food Dudes. They also get into zombies and ghost stories. Tune in. We're in for a long season!
Episode One Hundred featuring Everyone
Here it is, folks! The season 4 finale and boy did they go there! The boys made a major announcement at the start of the pod and dove right into it. Covid talks ensued and there was a revolving door of guests throughout the episode! Special thank you to everyone who participated and your favorite pod will be back in a couple of week to mess up your ear holes some more!!!
That's What Happens When A Woman Says I Love You First featuring The Food Dudes & Friends
The penultimate episode of season 4 has arrived and it is a crazy one!!! The boys had an opportunity to officially sit down with some of the core members of The Food Dudes, needless to say, madness ensued! They all touched on a variety of topics from masculinity, male vulnerability and comradery. They also discussed relationship dynamics with Food Dudes girlfriends Jacqueline Meyer and Jessica Castilla, 2021 expectations and flan. Good ol fashioned flan! Tune in! Come have some fun with your favorite dynamic duo!
But Guess What, I'm F**king Racist! featuring Akshay Dhupelia & Andrew Peterson
Welcome girls and boys to a new regime! This week the boys discuss the presidential election and results with Cianan's college friends and roommates, Andrew Peterson and returning guest Akshay Dhupelia! They also discuss video game violence, the future of the U.S., family dynamics and good old fashioned racism!
Never Let Your Right Hand Know What Your Left Hand Is Doing featuring Pierce Maher & TPP
A beautiful Sunday afternoon calls for some footgolf!!! That's right, the boys decided to take the pod on a little field trip to the famed Rancho Park in Century City for a game of footgolf! Cianan and Joe traverse the course and discuss hot topics like Sean Connery's death and what Bond means to people. Pierce Maher and the fellas from TPP join in on the madness with color commentary on the game and the overall feels! Join us as we take a breezy day in November witht some NOOB hijinks!!! Get out and vote!!!
Limitless to Lucy featuring Ricardo Padilla
Ladies and Gentlemen, Girls and Boys, the king...........has returned!!! Hot off the heels of his latest gig, unable to allow Cianan to take the whole load, Joe returns to relieve him of it! This week, the boys welcome special guest Ricardo Padilla to discuss business, gay encounters and development of the mind and it what it means to really use it to it's full potential. It isn't NOOB without some without have some shameful moments, so the boys do just that as well, they talk about truly shameful moments in their lives. Tune in for some fun! We're nearing the end of this season so make sure to buckle up, These last 4 episodes are gonna be wild!!!
Litty Committee featuring Akshay Dhupelia
*HUGE DISCLAIMER: WE HAD TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WITH THE AUDIO, SO THE LEVELS WILL BE VERY SPORADIC* Cianan continues his showrunner duties and brings his old roommate Akshay into the fray. Joe also joins them via Discord and the fun rolls along. The boys discuss many topics from video game violence to camaraderie and sport fandom. Akshay also divulges some stories from his time as Cianan's roommate. Tune in and enjoy the show! We're only five episodes away from the big one hundred!!!
You Got to Persistentise featuring TSG, Jeremy Offa of FC Dorsum, Biergarten & Connie Chung
This episode is crazy. It's f**king crazy. Cianan and Deech absolutely obliterated this episode. Cianan goes off the rails and holds this episode down! He interviews everyone he can possible catch. Luckily, they're able to keep some semblance of a show and bring some friends in with special appearances from the ever great Sean Park, Luis Serrano, John Lee, Eric Rodriguez, Jeremy Offa, Connie Chung and many more! Tune in for a rollercoaster of embarrassment. Oh yeah, the Lakers also won the championship!
Super Episode 93 EX Plus Ultra: Mark of the NOOB: Redux: Turbo: Ultimate Edition
Due to technical difficulties, this week's episode had to be rerecorded! All the greatness that was the original episode will be eternally lost to the soundscape, but fret not, Cianan and Joe ran it back and now bring you Super Episode 93 EX Plus Ultra: Mark of the NOOB: Redux: Turbo: Ultimate Edition! It's not the episode that was intended, but it's the one you deserve. This week Cianan and Joe discuss the problem with having high expectations of others and their personal experiences with unnecessary confrontations. They also discuss the political theater that is Trump's Covid diagnosis and what it has done to his administration. Tune in and see what the boys can cook up on short notice! You won't regret it.
One Minute Or Less
It's said that masturbation is self improvement. Well, some have mastered the art and these boys know what they're talking about. The boys dive into the process and the skillset needed to achieve this feat. They also speak on Donald Trump and all the nonsense connected to him. Cianan and Joe finally get into a heated discussion about what the government's role should be in setting labor laws, specifically regarding maternity leave. Tune in. This is definitely a hot one!
Himprint featuring Walter Aguirre
Welcome one, welcome all, to episode 91 of the None of Our Business podcast! Cianan and Joe welcome guest host Deech to the family and discuss new found love, fashion and current events. They also welcome special guest caller, Walter Aguirre from the At Least You Tried podcast and dive deeper into the college loan experience and furthering your education. The boys close out with a solid discussion on religion and general existence. Slide on in. They're primed and ready. All IG @s for all the businesses we shouted out during the Soup Box Talk: @hermanos.empanadas, @mamasempanadas213, @algo.leve.charolas, @ashleysboil Phil's new podcast: Blueprint with Phillip Lanos Music by: Joe Castellanos
When I Get My Car Fixed featuring Juan Salguero
The countdown to 100 has begun and the boys are jumping it off with episode 90 and special guest Juan Salguero! Joe's close friend and mentor brings some insight on what's going on in the live events industry and how many businesses and individuals have had to make drastic adjustments. He also dives into the world of cars and his hefty collection while Joe compares it to his collection of Gundam models. The boys also dive into financial aid for college and Cianan's personal experience with the system. Tune in and enjoy! We're 10 episode to 100!!!
Staci with an I featuring Chavon Smith
Another week, another great episode! Cianan and Joe have a very special guest this week, the ever wonderful, Chavon Smith! They get together to discuss multiple topics from virtual dating to voting. They also discuss discrimination and micro transgressions in the workplace. Strap in and turn up the volume. This is a dope one!
Blue Lips featuring Marina Brockway
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Welcome to the shit show!!! Cianan and Joe welcome longtime friend Marina Brockway to the balcony for a deep dive into Broccoli, Massage Therapy and good old fashion "Blue Lips"!!! Yes, it's a real thing, we think. Cianan speaks on his journey to debauchery and Joe crosses his legs. Come one, come all! This week's episode is an absolute Gem!
Full Circle featuring Rey Ramirez
Another week of fun filled conversation coming your way! This week the boys host returning guest Rey Ramirez for an in depth conversation about basketball, parenting and good old fashion geekdom, specifically this year's DC Fandome. They also touch on Rey's community service efforts and actively protesting during the COVID pandemic. Tune in. This is a fun one.
Arroz Con Leche
Episode 86 is here and it's a doozy! The boys speak on several different topics this week including Layovers, Bloodsport, The Wire and the viscosity and flavor of semen! Cianan talks about confronting his roommates and winning Call of Duty Warzone with Joe's son! Joe also speaks on his love for the LAFC Film Club and Josh Gad's reunion specials. They also delve further into their video games ambitions and close out with some Star Wars banter. Come on in, it's hot as hell!
Technical Difficulties
True to the episode's name, the boys had some technical difficulties this week, both in the world and during the recording! Cianan discussed his frustration with people not staying true to their word and the exploitation of black history in Hollywood. They also discussed their ideas for movies and people walking in on you during self care...masturbation. It's masturbation. They also discuss the world powers and mobile suits and their potential as real life weaponry. Come on in. It's nice and cozy!
Fifty Fifty featuring Ruben Vernier
Hot Episode Alert! The boys sit down with special guest Ruben Vernier this week! Ruben, an avid lover of life touches on multiple subjects from alien encounters to life as an entertainer. Cianan vents on his week and Joe takes us on a small anime discussion with Ruben. The boys close out with memories of Verdansk and how a video game, like Call of Duty, can bring people together! Come on in, the water is just right!
Evilized
Cianan and Joe get down to the nitty gritty this week and talk about what really matters...specifically which Hollywood actors could play Nathan Drake and how we feel about the actor who was actually cast. They also discuss if Hollywood has shifted away from sexual harassment at all after Weinstein. Cianan also expresses his views on how our society isn't as technologically advanced as we think we are. They cap off the episode with Ghost of Tsushima and sex. A lot of sex talk. Enjoy!
Crossing Borders featuring Brandy X & Mel Castel
Cianan and Joe make way this week for special guests, Brandy X and Mel Castel! This week's episode is nothing short of progressive. We get insight on Brandy's journey in her transition and a how the trans community has blossomed in the last 10 years. The group also takes a moment to speak on movies relevant to today's current state and take another stab at existentialism.
Made in America featuring Philip Duncan
Hey kids! Let's talk about Star Wars............again! This week Cianan and Joe play host to special guest, Philip Duncan! That's right, Cianan's brother stops by the Castle to discuss a number of subjects! We hear his thoughts on Covd, Chappelle, Comics and much more! Cianan also speaks on an observation he made regarding himself...this and much more on this week's episode of NOOB!!!
Breast Bumping featuring Daniel Deech Chung
Cianan and Joe are back! This week they welcome back guest host Daniel Deech Chung! The boys waste no time getting to the nitty gritty and dive into multiple topics this week. The boys discuss Cianan's dislike of "Breast Bumping" and his decade long pursuit of love. They also get into the resurgence of COVID cases and the growing racial tension in the US. Get ready for some insightful conversations with the boys!
I Waterboarded Myself featuring Fernando Garcia
Cianan and Joe have a delectable little treat for you this week! They welcome back one of the first guest to the pod, Fernando Garcia! Master Software Engineer and avid gamer, Fernando provides you with a little insight on what coding is and the inner workings of back and front end development. They also dive into a little homo-erotica and what the future of gaming might look like! Cianan dives into what reality is and if we're leaving in it and Fernando reflects on almost drowning in his knee high pool! Tune in for an exciting episode!
I'm a P***y
Some may say it's scripted, some know it isn't. This week Cianan and Joe dive into nipples, butt tickles and Star Wars. Little is left to the imagination when Cianan expresses his his interest in sexual delights. They also take a dive into Star Wars lore and how much of a fan he really is. The guys also work towards changing the idea that balls are stronger than vaginas. Take a listen and enjoy!
Fictorial
The boys get it off from the jump this week starting with a quick recap of Chappelle's new special "8:46". Cianan has a moment with discrimination and elitism. The boys have a short argument about the future of gaming and all it's potential. The cap it off with a very important soapbox. In all seriousness, this is a pretty serious episode, but it's funny too, so don't get any ideas! It's NOOB, you garbage bags!!!
It is our f**king business featuring Sergio Cantu
The times, they are a changin'... They're fucking back! Cianan and Joe return triumphantly for the season 4 premiere of NOOB! It's a new era and they're out on the prowl for a new co-host. This week they brought out the Littiest of Lit. BradLitty, the one and only Sergio Cantu. As they take a glorious ride along the streets of LA, they discuss the current state of our country. What we can do to show support and what their experiences have been dealing with racial and police discrimination. They also take a dive into exploring why Nerds and Geeks used to be and in some cases are perceived as social pariahs. BradLitt addresses his concern with the Cianan dream and what they're looking forward to, once the pandemic quarantine is fully lifted. Welcome back, buckle up, this season is gonna be a doozy!
The Deep Blue C
Prepare yourselves, the prince, has returned! In a stunning turn of events, Phillip has returned to Cianan and Joe for the dramatic conclusion of season 3!!! The boys catch up and Phil speaks on his adventures and what he discovered over his hiatus and what his plans are for the future. Joe briefly gets into some pop culture news and Cianan speaks on his and Joe's addiction to Call of Duty: Modern Warfare. Buckle up, bitches! The boys are back in full force for this season finale! See in a couple weeks for season 4!!!
I Love You Too
This season's penultimate episode is full of madness from Cianan and Joe. They tapped into extraterrestrial beings and the multiverse. They also briefly discuss sleep paralysis and astral projection. It wouldn't be a NOOB episode without some sexcapades, video games banter and Cianan's keen ability to avoid any and all confrontation! The boys invite you to relish the second to last episode of this season!
Pube-Essence ft Daniel Deech Chung
Los Angeles had a baby heatwave this week. You know that what that means, you probably don't, rooftop vibes for the boys! Cianan and Joe try and cool things down a little and enjoy a glass or two with solid company. Joe explains his take on courting a women, becoming a rising success in business and people not fully grasping the implications this pandemic will have on the world. While Cianan realizes he doesn’t want to watch ugly people have sex in porn and guest host Deech gives his take on food, behind the scene antics of junior philharmonic orchestras, injections of cleaning products and making a living during this pandemic. Nothing is left to the imagination this week. Grab your quarantine partner and turn us up to 11!
You're Asking The Wrong Guy
War. War never changes. Joe expresses his affinity to war games and movies while Cianan takes some time speak on religion and what's is considered the correct reaction to those who try to push religion on to you. They also briefly speak on the stay-at-home protests and what the impact of the COVID epidemic will be in the world's history. The boys compare house party stories and what their plans are after the quarantine. Other topics include female actresses, xennials, and Cianan's love life...........again. Tune in this week for another fun filled episode of None of our Business!!!
My Whole Life
They said the boys couldn't do it. They said it couldn't be done. Cianan and Joe had a serious episode with very little dick jokes! They also had very few perverted jokes! Aha! Get it?! This week the boys dove into a conversation about existence and the possibility of infinite life. More banter about the Coronavirus, how long they think it'll last and what additional steps some of us could take to make the whole situation better. They spoke on "Game" and what approaches a man could take to court a woman and of course they was talks of sex, gaming and so much more!!! Tune in for a pod from Cianan's back house!
BRoad Trip Featuring The Food Dudes
Cianan and Joe decide to take a little trip around the city. The guys take a trip down memory lane and drive by their old middle school. Nostalgia hits them when a lot of memorable establishments have changed. Along the way, they bump into this week's special guest host Sean Park! Their next stop is some curbside no contact coffee with everyone's favorite Tiger Family, The Flanagans! They're briefly joined by the podcast debut of The Food Dudes! Laughs are enjoyed taking social distancing into consideration! They close out with conversations about sex, our nation's current state and fire ass blueberry lemon scones! Buckle up, boys and girls, the Noob Boys are taking you for a ride!
Quentin Quarantino
Talking about 69 got the boys started on a discussion about sex. Sex is the first thing to go in long term relationships. As people get older they either stay in shape of gain weight. Relationships are being tested during this quarantine. To help you pick up a new hobby Cianan also shares the art of Dungeons and Dragons. Tune in and tune out the Covid19 nightmare for a bit.
In It Together
Covid 19 has hit and we help you get through it with suggestions on how to stay busy at home, anime shows to watch, video games to play, if Cianan found any new porno. We trade conspiracy theories and tips on how to manage the anxiety we all feel during this intense time.
Tricked Him Into My Last Dollar Featuring Daniel Castellanos
Phil, Joe and Cianan embark on a new adventure. Big things on the horizon and "The Rona" virus wont get in the way of these hot studs. Special guest Daniel Castellanos joins the crew for a conversation about penises (per usual), the Rona, Miami and Cianan's walk down memory lane. Additional surprise appearance from the young Gavyn and what the next couple of months will look like with this growing pandemic. Also, support Phil's book, because why not?!
Remember Your Training
The corona virus is going viral, pun intended, so Cianan and Phil discuss their position on it, also discussed are the themes of long-term relationships and obligations to marriage, whether Cianan and Phil are an ass or titty man, Cianan's urge to travel and just old fashioned conversation about complete nonsensical hypotheticals that ask you and our hosts to learn from our past and remember our training. Guaranteed to make your LA commute short and sweet.
Shoot Your Shot
The boys ask each other what they would do if it was the end of the world. For reasons unknown the conversation moves into speaking about men's private parts before quickly changing tunes into a discussion about the return of LAFC, Dating advice, a shout to a podcast named After The Fact that the boys featured on with Rey El Barbon and J Swish. We close it out with an argument between Joe and Cianan and a discussion about video games. Everything seems in order for this episode. Enjoy your drive.
Jesus Christ Is Over It Featuring Jayson Valencia
Lifestyle philosopher Jayson Valencia, founder of a lifestyle clothing brand gives us the rundown of the last 10 to 15 years of his life and a look at the journey of his entrepreneurial career. This journey takes a look at the ideas of Legacy, The Power of Love, Depression and Suicide. Anyone looking to start a business as a creative professional should tune in.
Imagination is for Adults too
Cianan piggybacks off our last episode with FCFC to confirm that watching the remake of Aladdin did not impress him, the boys reflect on their younger days and using their imagination during playtime, and how that no longer seems appropriate even though we know it damn well is perfectly fine. Joe takes a portion of the show to ask Cianan and Phil about their attendance at the podcast movement due to the fact that he couldn't make it and Phillip apologizes to anyone who purchased his book due to spelling errors he discovered even after paying an editor a lot of cash to get the job done right. Overall its what you'd expect from your boys, old fashioned nonsense.
It's Always Been The Hennessy Featuring FCFC
Movie sequels, professional video gaming, K-pop and it's global impact, the fears that drive us and plenty of moments where we suggest eating your partner's ass to spice things up this is what happens when you put together the FCFC Podcast boys, Dweezy, Josh Spice and Slim with the None Of Our Business boys. Your drive through traffic will never be the same.
Convenience-Ism
Coronavirus, Joe wants everyone to calm down about it because look at what happened with SARS. Cianan shares a story about his run in with someone who's college educated but still believes the Earth is flat and Philly goes in on the idea of being broke in today's world. Also, the guys take time to reflect on the practice of sending dick pics and how much it should be frowned upon because who the hell wants a dick pic? Tune in, its a doozy.
Korean Spas Were Made For Women Featuring Corliss Duncan Faulkner
Politics, Religion, Philosophy, Economics. Our guest is the mother of your very own Host Cianan Duncan, Corliss. In fact the episode is named by Corliss herself. From working at Time Magazine, being part of the Black Panther party to revealing Cianan's childhood nickname, Doodle-Bug. This is an episode you'll want to listen to all the way through.
Make Love Not War
Cianan celebrates a birthday, Joe talks about having one of those rare moments where as an adult you find yourself ready to cry and that's a refreshing reminder of what it means to be human, we explicitly focused on Love in all its forms in the human experience. A very real episode. Worth listening to if you want to hear a completely transparent conversation.
Every Artists Has Their Own Religion Featuring J Syphon Gonzalez
This episode was a long time coming, our guest is J Syphon Gonzalez, an LA based Record Producer and Audio Engineer who has his hand in a lot of up and coming artists projects. A long time friend of Joe and Philly's the three of them have worked on a lot of music projects together. Although it was Cianan's first time meeting Syphon they were also destined to worked together in getting a neon sign built. Syphon joins the boys in talking about ex, Love, Confidence and the War. For a man of few words, this guest actually opens up and even asks some interesting questions.
Jianan 2020
Happy New Year, we welcome you back with escape rooms, talks about self love, Australia and the idea of war, highschool memories and fundamentals of local economies to relationship values. Even Cianan's resolution to be more like Joe. This is a doozy. Tune in.
2019 Blowout Featuring Daniel "Deech" Chung
The boys, the boys. The boys, the boys. On this week's episode, the boys invite Daniel "Deech" Chung to the studio for a sloppy conversation about New Year expectations, Star Wars spoilers, Korean culture, bate blankies and some old fashion apple pie. They also get get into a deeper conversation regarding Suicide, Depression and overall mental health. Buckle up, trash bags. N.O.O.B.'s 2019 Blowout is here and primed for your virgin ears.
I Can't Let You Talk To My Boy Like That featuring Jeremy Fremont
In this episode our guest Jeremy Fremont drops gems about starting a business and a couple of resources you can look up to support your mission to secure the bag. We reflect on friendship and our biggest surprises both good and bad in the year 2019. Plenty of other goodies in between. Get ready to set those 2020 goals after listening to this episode.
Mother Teresa Wasn't A Saint
In this episode, We have a few things that we do cover, one of them is of course we touch on Cianan's love life but less because we brought it up and more because Cianan brought it up, but that's why we touch on it. Otherwise if there's no consent, we don't touch it. Also we cover LAFC's return with the season opener. Movies -- The Irishman, Ghostbusters, Star Wars! Ghostbusters 4, technically and Joe will share his Theory. We talk about the Economy, Andrew Yang and we lose track of how many times we tell Cianan to hand out Hand Jobs. Listen and learn or just beat traffic.
When Girls Are On Their Pyramid featuring Francia Peña
In this episode while Joe is out on business, Philly and Cianan try their hardest to keep it in their pants, as they best each other in flirtatious dialogue with the guest this week Francia Peña they cover a wide range of topics: Learning from business errors to gain growth in new platforms, relations with ex's and the passionate love making we use to have that may involve a few slaps. Without missing a beat Cianan asks the "alien" question that leads to an interesting story about Machu Pichu. We also talk about racism / classism in Latin countries, but take a listen to see who busts their nut first! It's NOOB the None of our business podcast, and we definitely are talking about topics that are damn sure none of our business.
I Love Bitches Too Featuring Ray Aguirre
In this episode while Joe is away on business our first guest of season 3, Ray Aguirre, kicks things off with just the right kind of energy to talk about sex, drugs and so much more - The episode eventually takes a deep dive into the psychology behind what kind of women we as men are attracted to and why we believe it's the case for Cianan and Philly. Definitely a locker room conversation recorded on the air for you to hear tune in.
A Homeless Man Tried To Give Me A Dollar
After a short hiatus the fellas are back and better than ever! Hot on the heals of a fire season 2 finale, Cianan, Phil and Joe make a stunning return to greatness. They discuss Phil's sex life, politics and multilevel marketing. Wanna be your own boss? Here's how you can do what we did it too! Tune in for some hot takes from your favorite trio of scoundrels.
A Very NOOB GuestGiving - SEASON FINALE
In the final episode of season 2 Cianan, Joe and Philly invite a handful of returning guests to create that Thanksgiving ambience for this holiday occasion and milestone of the show. We cover topics such as raising kids, fear, a special segment from our brother Patrick Ward named, Words with Ward. We also dive into Hollywood casting couch, whether either of us are introvert / extrovert, stripping, bdsm, kink, and the Voldemort of Politics Trump and his work with Kim Kardashian. Overall the top line of this episode is centered around the idea of human connection and finding a community to be accepted in or creating one of your own. Tune in, share and subscribe.
Risk Appetite Featuring Andrew Merenbach
In this episode we invited Andrew Merenbach, a Cyber Security professional and Anthropology enthusiast to explain why Ice Cube's Predator Album and is a masterful work of Anthropology. Alos, Andrew gives us some insight into the world of keeping yourself safe online, even if all you do is watch porn. It goes without saying that we get into the deep web, the dark web and cryptocurrency too. We're confident that even though El Guapo wasn't with us due to his work schedule we have an amazing episode lined up for you. Tune in.
A different kind of Phil
In this episode your beloved hosts take a trip down memory lane about the life of Phillip and who he used to be when debauchery and Playboy tendencies were strong in him. Now a changed man, the three amigos take a close look at boundaries in modern day relationships and the idea of jealousy. A wholesome episode that still offers plenty of subject matter you're not supposed to hear. Tune in, leave a review, share and subscribe.
Fuck You If You Cant Take A Joke Featuring Mark Brown
The boys are back and this week they've invited the storyteller extraordinaire, Mark Brown. A true Jack of all trades! This week we dive into the decades worth of stories and true events Mark has experienced from the 60's to today. Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll wasn't just a saying, it was a way of living for this scholar. Now he's stopped by the spot to give us some sage wisdom and more or less pass the baton! Tune in, we've got a spicy one on our hands.
Chemical: JWH-018 Featuring The Allen Brothers
Welcome back for another episode of, well, you know what it is. This week the guys stray off path and host The Allen Brothers (Jonathan and Jeff) for a very special episode! They engage in a discussion regarding mental illness and rehabilitation. They also touch on Hollywood and different avenues to infiltrate it from. Tune in and buckle up, these guys have no business in show business....or do they?
It's Funny You Should Mention Crack ft. Igor Chak
From the truth about microwaving food to the secret of staying married for 8 years, our guest Igor Chak brings with him not only a story of how Joe and Igor first met but he opens up about his whole life and his passion for product design and motorcycles. We say it every time but this is an episode you don’t want to miss.
Sperm To Worm Feat. Gavyn Ezrah
On this week's episode we break the routine with returning guest, Gavyn Ezrah in celebration of his 8th birthday! We discuss what second grade was like for us, and even what it was like to be eight years old. From learning to cook, to the way we were disciplined and finally our favorite memories. Gavyn also reveals his love for learning about animation. Without question, this episode is fun for the whole family.....except towards the second half. Better not bring your kids. Tune in and get a sneak peek at the younger lives of Joe, Cianan and Phil while they reflect out loud to a young mind that's currently living the youth we all try so hard to hold on to today.
If You Ain't Pimpin' Somebody Pimpin' You Ft. Stevie Brown
The boys are back this week with budding comedian Stevie Brown! Stevie drops knowledge regarding politics, social structure and pimpin'. Because in reality, aren't they all the same? We also discuss 9/11, gender wars and good ol masturbation...again. Tune in for a solid episode with some regular dudes on the None Of Our Business Podcast
One Hell Of A Week
In this episode of The None Of Our Buisness, the gentlemen are at it again, although the conversation may not be as cordial, an unusual debate between them is sparked. From the infliction of harm on the planet by the people who occupied it, us; world turmoil within the community; Chappelle and his comedy special; what holds us back in life could just be ourselves “a joe retrospective of philly”; is porn educational?; and more you don’t want to miss it, fam. Don’t bust that nut just yet, there is plenty of The None of Our Business to go around!!! Enjoy and Spread the word or the Sperm, depending on what you are doing while listening to us.
Judd Nelson Was Right Ft. Raised On TV
In this episode Raised On TV, a Los Angeles based rock band, joins us to talk about orgies, origin stories, how rock n roll has always been in their blood and what it was like on their last tour across the USA and how the only place they ran into trouble was in their very own hometown of LA. Of course Cianan doesn't leave us hanging and he gives us plenty details about his almost romantic experience with a "homeless woman" which as you are well aware is completely none of our business. Once again the show promises to be a treat. Tune in, tell your friends about it and make traffic something you almost look forward to because it means you get to hang out with us.
Daddy's Back Ft. Joe "El Guapo" Castellanos
In this episode of the None of Our Business podcast the prodigal son has returned Joe “El Guapo” and he has delivered us from good and dived into the deep end on what has plagued our world and social culture recently, from Disney’s new media platform with a new obi wan series to gun violence in America, the amazon fire, and being absent from the podcast. Of course, Phillip Lanos and Cianan Duncan give their two cents. It’s the None of Our Business Podcast and if you don’t know, now you know!!!!!!
Quifel Qua Ft. STF
In this episode of the None of Our Business Podcast we have Philip Lanos and Cianan Duncan shooting the shit with special guest STF, an amazing artist raised between Italy and Arizona who came out to LA with a dream of stardom. Per usual, there's plenty of interesting topics that are definitely true to the None Of Our Business podcast brand -- we dive into how to navigate through the music and movie industry to come out on top including funding your own music video. If there's any truth to being sexier just because you're a musician. The kind of mindset one can develop if you live in a bubble in a non-diverse city in the US versus a melting pot like LA or NYC. We talk about whether anyone ever had a 3-way, mansplaining and how it happens to both genders. All things you want to listen to, we promise.
First You Get The Money Then You Get The Power
Philly and Cianan hold it down while Joe is away on business but you know for a fact that the conversation stays true to the brand. From how to deal with being in a relationship and dealing with a strip club experience to the Epstein "suicide" that everyone is pretty was an ordered hit. The boys also take a moment to revisit moments of real jealousy in their lives and they take a crack the ratchet chicks of IG and their constant twerking videos. This is not a drill and its definitely None Of Our Business. Join us for an unqualified conversation sure to only make things worse.
Not My God, Not My Problem Feat. Nerlyn Jean
For this special episode our guest Nerlyn Jean, Phillip and Cianan go over topics about the state of America and the constant mass shootings that are plaguing and hurting our democracy, and our people. We introduce the heavy subject of religion and its effect on people's choices and how they lead their life, as well as how it's used by those in control and power and what it does to the individual or society in general. Our discussions throughout the podcast go into owning animals as pets to conspiracies theories of our government which of course leads Cianan to ask about aliens. We didn't leave out the topic of relationships, deciding whether or not you should still be friends with your ex, and how to act when running into your ex when you're with someone new. This is the None Of Our Business podcast and we get down, with the get down, hot topics and even hotter guests.
Philly for Prez in 2032
On this week's episode we dive into a plethora of lunacy. We discuss the importance of maintaining and controlling our natural resources and what the implications of not managing them holds for future generations. We also talk about Racism, Hit & Runs and what our most embarrassing moment were in middle school. We dropped Lexx Black's Ocean for the opening, find his music on all your major streaming services and find him on IG @lexxblack & @auramusicprod
Mr. Steal Your Girl Feat. Marcus Aurelius
We're back with special guest, Marcus Aurelius! On this week's pod we discuss what it's like being a Professional DJ, with an actual career, the problems of celebrity and Hollywood culture. The conversation quickly turns into an Alien discussion as soon as Bob Lazar is mentioned. Suddenly the guys start trading documentary stories and the problem with Religion and a Priest's duties and desires. Finally we question what Leadership is for each of us and how we manage it.
Tomato, Potato, It's All The Same
Your boys dig in on self worth and live shows for the NOOB pod, California's history with racism and some brief world history in general. Your boys also review the case of whether or not our last guest Patrick is "white". Don't miss out on the discussion around the value of the dollar and documentaries on YouTube, The new planet we found in 2010, and the mystery behind rain water and its relation to human history. Finally the guys cover M.I.T. and teleportation, racial profiling, friends in wet dreams, How Philly died temp over the weekend, the growth of the video game industry and VR. Not the episode you want to skip, so put on your seat belt and press play.
Words with Patrick Ward
On this episode of NOOB the guys exchange words with Patrick Ward. Literally. An absolutely uplifting episode with positivity and wholesome fun...........and Cocaine dreams. Androids and Aliens were the talk of the town. They also touch on the weekend NBA trades and the whooping LAFC put on Vancouver. Tune in for some delightful banter.
We Don't Listen, We Don't Learn
Head's up, we're talking about Student Debt, the 2020 presidential debate, Uber freight, Kevin Durant being a free agent and deciding on the Brooklyn Nets and what it's like to have others under your care and responsibility. All of this hits a little different on the None Of Our Business podcast because we have zero reason for talking about it, none of your hosts own any stock in any of these companies. Your hosts simply have the habit of getting in way over their heads and they're proud of it. You should be too. Tune in and please subscribe, share and most importantly LEAVE A REVIEW. It's the only way for us to blow up and talk that shit on stages. To get us where we REALLY don't belong, leave that review!
That's My Capo ft. Sean Park
On this episode Joe and Cianan bring in Sean Park to cover for Phil while he's away on "important" business. They discuss personal space in relationships, different scenarios for the end of the world, aliens, LAFC past and upcoming events and Cianan taking a sabbatical from his party life. Tune in for a gang of nonsense that's absolutely None of Our Business!
Father's Day Out Ft. Gavyn Castellanos
What else would you expect your boys to do than to bring to you a father and son experience on this podcast? Joe brings young Gavyn (his son) on to the podcast and you'll be surprised to find that Gavyn can hold his own with all the previous guests on this show. To make matters more interesting Cianan opens up about the types of projects he's been working on as he gets ready to invest further into his business. It wouldn't be NOOB if we didn't discuss what's happened with the Warrior and their loss to the Raptors, the current state of affairs with Sarah Huckabee, Trump and even Buchwick Bill's untimely passing. Tune in and fasten your seat belts.
Netflix and Chill with my Laptop ft. Sheila Starr Siani
On this episode of None of Our Business the guys are out to the test with special guest Sheila Siani. They explore the complexities of sex and laptops. Clits and dicks. They also speak on how social media, online porn and erotic films have changed in the last 10 years. They continue to explore the pink tax and the guys' short comings on stuff that's definitely none of their business. Tune in. This one's hot and steamy!
Chernobyl and Porn at the Office
Cianan learns not to use his personal email at work, Phillip tells us about a coworker who was fired for watching porn at work. Joe flies into LA the morning of recording the podcast after having been in Portland, Oregon with the TSG LAFC squad. The idea of how science has made progress over the years comes up which automatically leads into a discussion about the new HBO show Chernobyl.
No Apologies | Featuring Melissa Castellanos
Education in its current state isn't making Phillip or Joe happy and Cianan points out how it might be possible that even their new idea of how education should be run has its flaws. Noob's guest Melissa Castellanos, an Educator for children with special needs, joins the conversation and brings a much needed refreshing point of view to the episode. Also covered in the episode are the subjects of sex education for the youth, Women and Men's health, time management, and a small dose of political commentary regarding the state of technology and some shade at our President Trump.
Toast + Damn Disney
For the season premiere of N.O.O.B., the guys hit you with the world premiere of Toast! Madness ensues as they hear from Cianan's ongoing adventures during the hiatus. They also delve into what having expectations or lack thereof during a potential sexual encounter should mean for a man. Other topics of discussion are the Anti-Abortion bills being passed across the Bible Belt, Avengers, the Disney takeover, the NBA Eastern and Western Conference Finals and yes, Joe's thinking he's back. Toast instrumental provided by Epik The Dawn.
Nightmares, Avengers and Getting Old Ft. Alvaro DiCristofaro
The end of Season 1 for N.O.O.B is here with a special guest Alvaro DiCristofaro, a long time friend. We talk about Alvaro's nickname 2weex and its origin. The boys swap scary stories and nightmares, who else could have been casted as the genie in the new Aladdin instead of Will Smith, when it was that you had to admit that you're getting older, how Cianan completely skipped out on attending the group movie night, but don't worry there's zero spoilers for Avengers: Endgame.
Love, Timing and Pink Taxes
While Cianan continues his quest for sex, Joe returns from his coachella business trip thoroughly ready to throw his opinion in about things that are none of our business -- The boys talk about The Pink Tax, blows jobs, cockblocking, and what the right amount of time is that someone should wait before dating again if recently single. The boys also discuss the movie You Got Served, Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder and going back in time.
Racing And Dating
While Joe is still away at Coachella Cianan and Phil take you on a journey of total randomness. Recorded on location at a co-working space in pasadena Cianan talks about his dreams as a child and he admits that other than his birth he has never been on time for anything else. The boys cover road rage, racism in dating and things made expensive on purpose for exclusion.
Unattended Children
NOOB is back and Joe is away on business so Cianan and I invited Rachel to discuss gay drinks, attraction before and after youre in a relationship, Adults who still believe in fist fighting and leadership in the workplace.
Different Folks, Different Strokes Featuring Sheela Sharma
Nothing could be less of our business than Cianan's love life and yet here we are -- in this episode we ask Cianan the deeper questions about what he wants in a partner. Also, our special guest Sheela Sharma goes toe to toe with the boys on issues such as race, gender inequality, cultural traditions and Cianan's love life because who could resist. Also, a special shout out to Nipsey Hussle, Rest In Power.
Falling In Love With Strippers
Your boys are back with tons of fun for you, Cianan shares how he fell in love with a stripper and his jealous fit of rage at the strip club. Joe speaks on how important it is that we make the effort to communicate to our closest when we are stressed and we even get into a little bit of a discussion regarding the best way to address drugs use as a parent and if there ever is a right time to bring it up, like the birds and the bees.
Gain, Game and Steady Dreaming | Ft. Mellroz
This time the boys bring you Mellroz, a mentor to both Joe and Phillip. A future collaborator with Cianan and his entertainment empire endeavours. From discussing his ties to Fred Hampton Jr and the Black Panther Party to discussing buying only from Black and Latino businesses. This episode is nothing but GAME being kicked, the type of game you don't get to hear often. Press play now.
Not Your Sex, Not Your Problem
We return with your hosts Joe hype about joining LAFC and Cianan being closer than ever to finding himself the dream girl. If that isn't enough to lure you in, the boys get into verbal boxing to discuss homosexuality in the Black and Latino communities. This episode is nothing short of intense and amazing, and as usual we have no business discussing these topics but we did it anyway.
Being Part Of Something B.I.G. ft Sean Park & Darnell Saki
Humans aren't made for surviving alone and the success of The N.O.O.B. Podcast is an example of power in numbers. Our guests Sean Park and Darnell 'Saki' Dickerson bring with them the hard earned lessons that they developed as they came of age into adulthood. Your hosts Joe and Phillip have known our guests since their high school days, so it was great catching up and learning what's happened since -- what's revealed are two different stories of success. While one became a self-published author in silence, another found their calling in joining a community of the Los Angeles based MLS team Los Angeles Football Club. Tune in, and fasten your seatbelts cuz Cianan kept it PG-13-ish this time around!!!
Newton's Law Of Relativity
The boys are back in town and they're talking about the nightlife in the valley, Differing views on Religion, Cancer and those closest to you. If that isn't enough you're going to hear all sorts of tangents on strip clubs, how to define talent, the argument of productivity and if people can really change. All things that they have no business talking about -- so you know what that means? :-)
Dating Younger and Suicide Prevention ft. Rachel Lemos
Your favorite boys return with a special guest, Rachel Lemos, marking the shows first ever female guest to join the show. Rachel couldn't have stopped by at a better time because we explore whether it's wrong to date someone younger than you, and as long as it's legal, what else might influence that decision. In this episode you also get to hear two opposing views on suicide and the act affects everyone connected. Aside from some serious laughs this episode is definitely one that offers you a chance to ask the bigger questions about life and what it all really means. Tune in!
A Woman Pleased, A Visa Overstayed
We’re back and talking about how often men should go down on women, how to estimate your value financially as a creative. Both Cianan and Philly had birthdays recently and we have them reviewed. Of course we wouldn’t be doing our job if we didn’t touch on the arrest and potential deportation of 21 Savage and how it relates to everyone else that was accosted by ICE. Be prepared to join the conversation on topics we have no business discussing.
We're Here For The Commercials ft. Devon Williams
It's easily one of the most exciting times in American pop culture because of the NFL Superbowl. The None Of Our Business podcast invites Devon Williams to join us while Cianan takes a sabbatical to hangout with his real friends. Joe and Phillip discuss the psychology of self image with Devon only to have the entire episode's tone shifted back to it's full form when Cianan calls in during halftime. From sharing different perspectives on the value of college to staying current on the Tekashi 6ix9ine court case, pretty much nothing we talk about in this episode is any of our business. That's the way we like it.
Alcoholics Anonymous & Chill
In this episode Joe, Cianan and Phil get down to basics and say what the hell they feel about "taking a break" from work. The sheer level of anxiety and guilt that an American starts to experience when they aren't being "productive" is unhealthy. The guys also explore the best response to people who don't use protection but complain about having children they didn't want and removing your ego when earning anything new. Tune in, Drink Coke and Share.
Tennis Balls For Everyone ft. Fernando Garcia
On this episode the guys discuss the importance of supporting teachers during the UTLA strike, helping Federal workers during the Government shutdown, Loyalty and tennis balls...lots and lots of tennis balls. Special Guest: Fernando Garcia
Words To Be Offended By
In this episode Cianan and Phil take over the podcast without Joe because Joe was off on OFFICIAL business in San Fransisco. Luckily we were able to include Joe as the Noob Podcast's first ever, call-in guest. As far as things we're not supposed to talk about we cover offensive words like Pussy and when you should assume a woman gave you the okay to approach her all while playing retro games on Sega Genesis. We also talk about that moment when you find yourself at a party with people who really are hood or ethnic -- a truly unique American experience. The government may be shutdown but we're not. Tune in.
New year, New We ft. Rey El Barbon
The first episode of the new year is the perfect porn to finance ratio. Our invited guest is Rey El Barbon of the Bulletin Board Material Podcast and he offers you plenty of conversations that shouldn't be any of our business. We move from porn to finance and even the worst elementary school lies we've told. We cover the current state of affairs in politics regarding women's rights and education. Obviously knowing we have no business covering these topics we do it anyway -- join us and press play.
Ho Ho Ho! ft. Bryan and Kris
On this episode Phil and Joe bring you more unqualified advice regarding life's twist and turns. This time on the show Bryan and Khris are invited to chime in on this unqualified advice as previous video game assistants at Riot Games. Being long time friends, it was a pleasure to have discussions about how we all met and who remains top dawg on Super Smash Bros. Also covered are Hip-Hop culture, Gang activity today and more. This episode is dedicated to Chuchi (Maria Perez, and Sonia's Grandma). Happy holidays to everyone. Merry Chrismahanukwanzukuh!!!
Our 2018 Blowout
In this episode Phil and Joe introduce Cianan as a new co-host, They speak about porn websites, manga porn, distractions, Alienation, end of the year wrap ups and where the future of the N.O.O.B. podcast will go.
Happy Holidaze
On this episode Phil and Joe discuss common courtesy, homelessness, emailed terrorist threats and depression during the holidays.
Super Smash My Brothers ft. Antone Hall
On this episode Phil and Joe play Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and discuss Binx Coffee, LA Coffee Club, marriage, copyright infringement, free thought, will power and miscarriages. Special Guest - Antone Hall
Get the Chancla
On this episode Phil and Joe discuss the bilingual youth, gentrification, tantric sex, edibles and Timbaland and Magoo
Snaaarfff ft. Cianan Duncan
On this episode Phil and Joe discuss Thanksgiving, compromise in relationships, playing the long game, snitches and the "He's just a friend" issue. Special Guest - Cianan Duncan
Toxic Masculinity
On this episode Phil and Joe discuss complacency, taking advantage of your youth, toxic masculinity and James Cameron.
None Of Our Business To Begin With ft. Randy Marx
On the highly anticipated first episode of N.O.O.B., Phil and Joe discuss video games, sex and give an in depth analysis of today's music culture and the wave of social media artists. Special Guest - #RandyMarx