All Episodes

167) "Manipulated and deceived"

166) "Go and find an adult" (Q&A)

165) "The King vs. The King"

164) "Release the Andrew Files"

163) "We don't want to upset Uncle Georg"

162) "Who needs rules?"

161) "Make Iran Great Again"

160) "What a sad way to end"

159) "We must live with the bears"

158) "The Uno Reverse Card"

157) "A bad year for terrible men"

156) "You're on your own now, kid" (Q&A)

155) "There is a place for negativity"

154) "You can't trust people"

153) "The prince formerly known as..."

152) "Like father, like son"

151) "Tron Weasel"

150) "Nobody wants to hug me (Q&A)"

149) "The trials of womanhood"

148) "She lives in the stables"

147) "False Olaf"

146) "Princess Sourpuss"

145) "Big metal horses"

144) "What a nice present" (Q&A)

143) "The prodigal son returns"

142) "Dirty Bertie"

141) "A special Q&A special"

140) "Insanely but divinely inspired"

139) "We've run out of cool people"

138) "Grit your teeth and wait"

137) "Old person magic"

136) "I'm a special boy"

135) "Two edged power sword" (Q&A Special!)

134) "Royals! They're just like us!"

133) "Take that, atheists!"

132) "The original nepo babies"

131) "My soft what?"

130) "A tricksy little fella"

129) "Everyone loves a flag"

128) "Every week is British Week"

127) "Hells Angels: The Bad Ones"

126) "They have enough rich people"

125) "The Über Monarch"

124) "I'll bribe anyone"

123) "Nobody wants an exciting royal"

122) "Leonor's big adventure"

121) "Women can count"

120) "Loosey goosey predictions"

119) "Try not to jinx it"

118) "Very handsome bearded man"

117) "We're just normal people"

116) "The Year of the Plot Twist"

115) "Shall we just go home?"

114) "Paperwork in public"

113) "The worst people of all time"

112) "Special royal milk"

111) "Incredibly repressed British people"

110) "Damning with faint praise"

109) "Always. Be. Branding."

108) "Stud and Eagle"

107) "Feeding me with baby photos"

106) "The men in grey suits"

105) "No throwing tomatoes in Norway!"

104) "The Universe said no"

103) "The enemy of my enemy"

102) "The monarchy's broke"

101) "We can talk a lot"

100) "Spin the wheel!"

99) "The Grand Loofah"

98) "No emotion involved"

97) "Baby's First State Visit"

96) "The Camilla Myth"

95) "Another fourteen sofas"

94) “The Worst Great Kate Wait”

93) "Over promise and under deliver"

92) "Episode title is [redacted]"

91) "The Great Meddler"

90) "What's in a name?"

89) "Get those handcuffs back"

88) "Bring me the grapes"

87) "Eat bread and suffer"

86) "Pushing up Daisy"

85) "I'm bored of being Queen now"

84) "It feels like a new age"

83) "Sexy Gorilla"

82) “A great, big, diamond wall”

81) "A really middling year"

80) "My source is The Dictionary"

79) "The full military shebang"

78) "Life of Guy"

77) "How do you do, fellow young people?"

76) "'Error. Error. Error Message."

75) "Quirky and relatable"

74) "A really nasty break up"

73) "Cut throat assassin"

72) "Little Miss Sunshine Optimism"

71) "Nationwide gaslighting campaign"

70) "The wrong sister"

69) "The ultimate trophy wife"

68) "Go forth and do stuff"

67) “Where have the haemophiliacs gone?”

66) "Not a real conspiracy theory"

65) "Respect an ugly dress"

64) "Beauty base zero"

63) "Chazzle Dazzle"

62) "A Bling Bling Coronation"

61) "Prince Luxembourg of Luxembourg"

60) "Capitalism Barbie"

59) "The Pageantry Unit"

58) "Months of annoying speculation"

57) "I was rooting for you!"

56) "The siege of Royal Lodge"

55) "The Really Bad Diamond"

54) "I've got my love goggles on"

53) "Who cares about Plato?"

52) "If I was a despot..."

51) "Mr Kensington"

50) "My little statistics"

49) "Oh no! I dropped my confetti!"

48) "A JFK Fan Convention"

47) "Getting into bed with a criminal"

46) "A very dramatic year"

45) "A robot built by Gwyneth Paltrow"

44) "I'm scared of people"

43) "Girl Boss Milk Snatcher"

42) "Not bloody likely"

41) "Cones of Power"

40) "Real Housewives of Copenhagen"

39) "No crown, no coronation"

38) "So we killed the Queen"

37) "Operation Lollipop"

36) "Put on the feelings hat"

35) "Needlepoint and basic maths"

34) "Chateau de Cakes"

33) "This guy from California"

32) "Very good amateurs"

31) "Vampire wedding"

30) "Tall, powerful, brunette women"

29) "What if we're the bad guys?"

28) "Really good fan art"

27) "That wasn't even her baby!"

26) "Do I need to buy a new hat?"

25) "Platty Joob"

24) "Hot Queen Summer"

23) "Born to wear ball gowns"

22) "Orla McStuffins Sparkle Fairydog"

21) "The garlic bread to the royal family's pizza"

20) "How to train your royal"

19) "Super special secret edition"

18) "A real life soap opera"

17) "Crying in a McDonalds"

16) "We're going to need to rebrand"

15) "The birth of Tour Kate"

14) "We're gonna name names"

13) "I told Daddy no"

12) "17 bags of Haribo"

11) "These dangerous women"

10) "The Queen's attempt to derail this podcast"

9) "Is Kate going to have to pretend she loves golf?"

8) "Our infamous Prince Andrew episode"

7) “They inspire a terrified respect in me”

6) "Everybody loves a pocket dress"

5) “I’d love to see the Pope in a tiara”

4) "We fell in love over an oil spill"

3) "We want Christmas back, let's have a monarchy"

2) “A battle between the two blandest institutions in the country”

1) "A bad cherry on top of a bad cake"