All Episodes
Quad Pro Quo Podcast — 172 episodes
Literally Me aka Drive
Sidney's Whore Mom aka Scream 3
I Really Like the Lizards aka Rambo
Syphilitic Nutsacks aka 300
Spicy Hand Smart Detective aka Hard Boiled
Dirty, Spicy Butthole aka Scream VI
Blood and Animal Penises aka Freddy Got Fingered
Psychic Dutch Rudder aka E.T.
Leather Daddies aka Batman Forever
It's Just Bangs aka Scream
30 Ounces of Ketchup aka Cobra
Mayonnaise Bread aka Vicky Christina Barcelona
Classic Hollywood Music aka The Big Sleep
Doug was the Best aka Scream V
Burned Cage vs. Deep Fried Cage aka Kick-Ass vs. Deadfall
Oversized 90's Coats vs. Cher's Hair aka Guarding Tess vs. Moonstruck
Esophagus Pieces aka Battle Royale
One More Daredevil Reference aka Anatomy of a Fall
Korean Code Names aka Train to Busan
French Furniture is HEAVY aka High Tension
That is so not Eggcelent aka The Replacements
Pound my Mitt aka A League of their Own
Bursting with Man Meat aka Major League
8 Free Hugs aka Stick It
Romantic D on the Reg aka Father of the Bride
Dickseed aka Bride of Chucky
Smooth, Hairless Balls aka Palm Springs
The Lion, The Witch and the Cuckrobe aka Ready or Not
Vibrating Buttholes aka Repo Men
A Large Tamale aka John Q
Giddy Girlish Giggles aka Re-Animator
The Valley - Satan Style aka Rosemary's Baby
#NotAllDogs aka Independence Day
It's Fascism Not Fashionism aka Troop Beverly Hills
The Little Mermaid aka Cape Fear
An Albino Orc aka Summer School
Happy Anniversary aka Silence of the Lambs
Turkey Bacon aka Tremors 2: Aftershocks
Goofy Jizz aka The Rage: Carrie 2
Vaginjas aka Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart at the River Styx
Wiener Noise aka Halloween H2O: 20 Years Later
An Old 90's Band-Aid aka Johnny Mnemonic
A Space Loogie aka Galaxy Quest
A Fiery Dong aka Event Horizon
Richard Kind is Great aka Stargate
Poopy Pantalones aka Rambo: First Blood
The Candyman Can aka Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Jerry the Vampire aka Fright Night
He's Really Into Lips aka Gone Girl
Hot Velma aka Grandma's Boy
Madea Goes to Starfleet aka Star Trek
LOVE an Everything Bagel aka Everything Everywhere All At Once
Oregon is for Psychos aka Strange Darling
Gun Porn vs. Soul Dancing aka Lord of War vs. Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
A Ripped Tucci vs. Vampire Dexter aka It Could Happen to You vs. Renfield
We're Gonna Get Sued aka The Long Kiss Goodnight
Page Three Hundred and Ninety Whore aka Love Actually
A Sack Divided aka The Ref
Not a Finger aka A Christmas Story
The Fartist aka The Lighthouse
Tapas and Titties aka From Dusk Till Dawn
Fire F*ck Face aka The Dark Knight
What's your Kid's Name? aka The Town
This or That aka This is Halloween
Dirty Lint Licker aka The Punisher
The Hooker aka I Know What You Did Last Summer
Korean Balloon Knot aka I Saw the Devil
ERMAHGERD JOSHUA JACKSON aka Urban Legend
Sigourney Beaver aka Escape from New York
The Good F*ck Tree aka The Shawshank Redemption
Big Titty Car Wash aka Cool Hand Luke
Philadelphia Squidward aka Law Abiding Citizen
SJP Hate Fest aka Real Genius
Fashion Crimes aka Never Been Kissed
Franks & Beans aka Suspiria
Where's Danny aka Kindergarten Cop
Banana Boobs aka The Fifth Element
Stanky Alien Leg aka Signs
Solar Fistulas aka Sunshine
Scatological is Anything Poopy aka The Faculty
Hedonistic Scrog Storm aka Raiders of the Lost Ark
Bouncing Bettys Bitch aka The General's Daughter
A Translucent French Fry aka The Outlaw Josey Wales
Duolingo Pillow Talk aka Inglourious Basterds
A Temu Midsommer aka My Cousin Vinny
Consult the Tiger Beat aka Just Friends
She's a Size Queen aka Young Frankenstein
Rutger Hauer Thirst Trap aka Blade Runner
Booty Burping Boy Juice aka Casino
Claw Fingering aka Liar Liar
Massholes aka Blown Away
Ass Play & a Double Murder aka Summer of Sam
Everyone's an A**hole aka Falling Down
The Butthole Bomb aka Man on Fire
Terrible Haircuts aka Burn After Reading
Spooky Loads aka High Spirits
Pee Play aka Nightcrawler
Queen Anne Leg Sandwiches aka The Favourite
Shivering Soldier aka Dunkirk
Go Bills aka Crimson Peak
Cum Braids Vs. Cheddar Goblin aka Gone in 60 Seconds Vs. Mandy
Horse Face Vs. Dump Truck aka Honeymoon in Vegas Vs. Snake Eyes
It's Tom Time aka Jingle All the Way
Turtle Doves aka Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Architecture Porn aka The Holiday
Piss-Skinned, Yellow-Bellied Mustard Boy aka Black Christmas
Mysterious Butt aka Top Gun: Maverick
Medieval Talladega Nights aka A Knight's Tale
Everyone is HOT aka Bullet Train
Thanks A Lot PETA aka 28 Days Later
THIS IS SCARY aka Maximum Overdrive
Volleyball, Bush & Bullies aka Carrie
Walking Bong Rips aka Doctor Sleep
Pennywise the White aka IT Chapter One
High Calorie Jonah aka The Sitter
The Gun is his D*ck aka Role Models
Malevolent C*nt Nugget aka Uncle Buck
Adventures in Night Knifing aka Halloween
Cum Bubbles aka Explorers
Goons with Guns aka My Blue Heaven
Shittin in the Street aka Bridesmaids
F*ck Boots aka Bandits
Girl Power aka Feds
Mystery Slut aka True Lies
Dude Looks Like a Lady aka Junior
Continuity Errors aka Commando
Cheesy One Liners aka The Running Man
NOSE RING!!! aka The Thing
C*nt Cave aka The Descent
You Got Piddle Panties aka The Shape of Water
Hillbilly Jaws aka Tremors
Angel Wings & Car Batteries aka Surf Ninjas
The Jerk Off Clown aka Don't Say a Word
Dick Swinging Ensues aka Showdown in Little Tokyo
Apologies to France aka The Three Musketeers
Mustache Rides vs. Tammy's OB/GYN aka Tombstone vs. Big Trouble in Little China
Shooties vs. Splodies aka Breakdown vs. Backdraft
The Dynamics of Shower Sex aka Captain Ron
A Shrinkage Joke aka Maverick
Kaleidoscope of Sex aka Lone Wolf & Cub
Eat Quiznos Subs aka Fresh
Gucci Loafers vs. Yoda Jammies aka Unbearable Weight vs. Raising Arizona
Nacho Cheese vs. Cool Ranch aka Con Air vs. The Rock
So Many Christmas Puns aka Reindeer Games
Too Sexy for my Plavix aka Grumpy Old Men
Walken Impressions aka Batman Returns
Canadian Scissoring aka Black Christmas
Jock on Jock Action aka Robot Jox
Sex Binaca aka Love Potion #9
Accents & Moaning aka Highlander
Guido & Matt are Scissoring aka Home for the Holidays
Pube Pies aka Midsommar
Thanos' Daddy aka The Amityville Horror
The Devil's Algorithm aka The Omen
Protect Ya Neck aka The Invisible Man
After the Caining aka Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Arnold's Sex Face aka Twins
Batman, No Not That One aka Batman: The Movie (1966)
Pee-Wee Post Wank aka Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Baby Bale aka Empire of the Sun
F#$K that Clown aka Poltergeist
A Frozen Prequel aka Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
The F#$king Fish Movie aka Jaws
Hey is that Jack Black aka Waterworld
Tina Fey is a Smokeshow aka Mean Girls
Wife's. Pubic. Hair. aka Ricochet
The Fleshlight was Invented in 1890 aka Beautiful Girls
I'm Gonna Eiffel Tower Youz aka Twin Sitters
Tim Burton's Tribute to Dale Earnhardt aka Big Fish
Wallpaper and Water Features aka Oldboy
Its a Queef Movie aka Return to Oz
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