All Episodes - Redefine The Relationship

Episode 80 - Chatting With Josh's Mom - Warping The Minds Of The Youth

This week on Redefine The Relationship, we sit down and talk with Mrs. Kuykendall to hear what it's like growing up a horse girl in Dallas, being the girl next door, and a lot of shenanigans that literally burn Josh's ears to hear. Outro music provided by Itchy Richie and he Burning Sensations.

Side Piece 20 - The Mitch-o-lympics

This week on the Side Piece, Mitch leads the gang through a fun olympic themed trivia game.

Episode 79 - Rachel's Strange Break Up - Fight Me Or Fuck Me

This week on Redefine The Relationship, Lauren's childhood friend takes us through the many strange twists and turns of her dating life that culminates in one of the weirdest splits of all time. Outro music provided by Itchy Richie And TheBurning Sensations.

Side Piece 19 - What Was The Worst Year Ever?

Think you're having a bad year? The worst year ever even? Think again, cuz we're gonna let you know exactly what was the worst year in the history of planet earth according to many historians. Travis from The Only Podcast Ever joins us this week in place of Lauren (feel better soon!) and we learn just what a bummer this year really was. Outro music provided by Itchy Richie and the Burning Sensations.

Episode 78 - Waffles vs. Brendan - The Pun Battle Royale While Meeting Lauren's Boyfriend

This week on Redefine The Relationship, we wade through the puns and finally meet Lauren's boyfriend that has been referenced on multiple episodes so far. The whole crew already knows him, so you hear quite a few old stories and long conversations, but it's a wholesome, but not safe for work, episode. Outro music provided by Itchy Richie and the Burning Sensations.

Side Piece 18 - Marilyn Monroe Conspiracies - Dead? Alive? CIA? Aliens?

On this week's Side Piece, we're joined by Killer History's other cohost, Haley, and the whole gang talks about the unanswered questions that surround Marilyn Monroe's death as well as some of the kookier conspiracy theories that have sprouted up. Outro music is provided by Itchy Richie And The Burning Sensations.

Episode 77 - Marilyn Monroe Part 2 - The Fall From Grace

This week on Redefine The Relationship, Kuykendall fills the gang in more about Marilyn Monroe's meteoric rise to fame, her marriages to both Joe Dimaggio and Arthur Miller, and all the events leading up to her unfortunate demise. Kuykendall nerds out on There Will Be Blood and then doesn't fully understand baseball. Three white dudes are clueless about Marilyn Monroe and one white girl just silently shakes her head all episode long.

Side Piece 17 - A Different Kind OF Sex Symbol - Hadrian's Wall

This week on the Side Piece, Kuykendall educates the crew on the unique artwork adorning Hadrian's Wall in northern Britain.

Episode 76 - Marilyn Monroe - The Underground Scat Battle Champion

This week kicks off the inaugural our Sex Symbol Series in which Kuykendall educates the gang on the upbringing and early years of Marilyn Monroe's life. Tune in next week for the conclusion! Outro music courtesy of Itchy Richie And The Burning Sensations.

Side Piece 16 - Joe Rogan And The Soy Boys vs. Donny Trump And The Goldwater Rule

This week features Joe Rogan and another hometown Facebook feed warning, ie there's gonna be a lot of loud, uninformed opinions blasted into yer earholes. Get ready, do your own research, lawyer up, and probably don't learn anything. Also, our legal team is making us say this: ALLEGEDLY Outro music is Been Out In The Rain by Itchy Richie And The Burning Sensations.

Episode 75 - Syphilis Part 2 - Team Wood vs Team Metal vs Big Mercury

This week we're wrapping up (haha, get it?) our coverage on the great syphilis epidemic of the 15th century and discussing all the wild and outrageous treatments that people have thought up over the years! It's still raining in Texas, so you know we've got Itchy Richie and The Burning Sensations singing Been Out In The Rain one more time!

Side Piece 15 - More Syphilis And Some Hitler Wikipedia Shenanigans

This week on the Side Piece, the boys are without Lauren and immediately get into some trouble while racing to find Hitler on Wikipedia. Then Mitch and Kuykendall share some interesting medical articles about new treatments and the COVID-19 pandemic. Outro music is Been Out In The Rain by Itchy Richie And The Burning Sensations.

Episode 74 - The 15th Century Syphilis Epidemic - Fuckers Gonna Fuck

This week the knowledge is infections as Lauren gives us a brief history lesson about the great Syphilis Epidemic of the 15th century and how it ravaged all of Europe. Lots of learning and laughs while learning about wars, healthcare, and government of the time and how they reacted. Outro Music provided by Itchy Richie And The Burning Sensations.

Side Piece 14 - Texas Tiger King, The Dixie Chicks, And News Room

This week on the Side Piece, Mitch and Kuykendall are flying solo and covering a follow up story from the wild tiger run amuck in Houston, misremembering what derailed the Dixie Chicks' careers, and a brief discussion of political news reporting that leads to talking about Aaron Sorkin's News Room. Outro music is Been Caught In The Rain by Itchy Richie and the Burning Sensations - go check them out!

Episode 73 - Lauren's Dirty Thirty - Live From A Waffle House Closet

Lauren finally caught up to the boys and is entering her 30's. Listen in as we have more outbursts of guttural laughter than we a have in a hot minute and as we detail the emotional journey that is millennials turning 30. There's a lot of life lessons, a good discussion on mental health and how to help those around you, and as always, a 90's country themed musical number to close out.

Side Piece 13 - Sketchy Bridges, Tigers, Foreign Beer, And The Best Hard Seltzer

This week, Todd is unavailable, but the rest of the gang talks about current events like a Chinese tourist getting stuck in a precarious situation, the new wild life in Houston, Texas, and how a foreign enemy has officially moved into Texas soil and looks to disrupt the current cheap beer market. Oh, then there's some stuff about hard seltzers too.

Episode 72 - Magnetic Renaissance Imaging - Ida Sabelis And Jupp's Art

This week on Redefine The Relationship, Lauren surprises us with a fun science episode all about the first ever study done on the internal anatomy of the female reproductive organs, the struggles of being a pioneer in your field, and how many people who opposed you may try to take credit for your ideas.

Side Piece 12 - Border Disputes - The International Oopsie

This week on the side piece, Todd and Mitch are busy but Tyler and Travis from The Only Podcast Ever stop by to talk about current events in Europe. Outro Music is Better Off by Post Profit.

Episode 71- Talking Beer & Cohabitation With Beck - Just Crank Up The Friends Reruns!

This week on Redefine The Relationship, the gang gets together to talk about the millennial plight of moving back in with your parents, or in our guest's case, moving in with your in-laws to try to save some money and start a new career. Esthetician school ain't cheap, so we delve into the multicultural experience that is living with a family that doesn't speak much english and what effects that has on a young marriage. Oh, and there's a ton of great information about North Texas craft beer and some of the shenanigans that goes on behind the scenes of craft breweries.

Side Piece 11 - The Brothers Kuykendall Show - The End Is Near!

This week was a whirlwind and everything we had planned totally fell through, so you're stuck with Josh and Travis talking about viking funerals, our last will and testament, COVID-19 vaccines, anti-vaxxers, and Alex Jones stopping, but not actually stopping some child traffickers.

Episode 70 - A Chat With Mitch's Mom - A Love Letter To ABY

This week we sit down with the Notorious MGB, Mitch's mom and talk about dating back in the 70's and 80's, how she met Mitch's dad, and what modern dating is like after taking a 30 year hiatus from it. You already know that this week's outro music is provided by Itchy Richie and the Burning Sensations.

Side Piece 10 - How To Have A Stress Reducing Conversation

This week, Joh Gottman and his relationship strategies are back in action and Kuykendall leads you through 8 simple steps to help have a stress reducing conversation with your partner.... then there's a lot of talk about old people.

Episode 69 - NICE - 420 BLAZE IT - Sex Magic & Numerology

Not gonna lie, this one gets a little weird. First off, Todd tells us a little about numerology and how it affects us on a daily basis, we find out that there may be more knowledge in the numbers than we originally thought. Lauren then gives us the background origin story of the infamous number 420. Then the entire crew gets in on a real, in depth discussion about sex magic. And Mitch does something completely different because he got confused about the kind of magic we were talking about.

Side Piece 9 - Who's Gonna Give It To Us Now? - A Quick Note On DMX

Ever wondered what your favorite podcast hosts' names would be if they ran them through the Wutang Clan rapper name generator? Well you can learn that as well as a little bit about the life and career of the beloved DMX on this week's side piece! Outro music provided by Itchy Richie and the Burning Sensations

Episode 68 - How Has The Pandemic Affected Dating?

Lauren leads the guys on how COVID-19 has affected the dating landscape of 2020 and 2021 and some of the new fangled jargon that has sprouted up because of it.

Side Piece 8 - John Gottman And The Four Horseman Of The Relationshipocalypse

Kuykendall talked to slow and the gang couldn't math fast enough, so the Cascade Model of Relational Dissolution, or Gottman's Four Horseman, got moved over to this Side Piece. Enjoy! Stay tuned to future Side Pieces to get more tips and tricks from Gottman's research to enhance your relationship. 

Episode 67 - John Gottman & The Love Lab - The Gang Can't Math

This week on Redefine The Relationship, Kuykendall teaches the gang all about his favorite psychological researcher, John Gottman. You'll learn a little bit about his research background, how he collects all of his data, and how that data could help improve your romantic and interpersonal relationships! Outro provided by Itchy Richie And The Burning Sensations.

Side Piece 7 - Lack Of Lockdown Lovin

Episode 66 - Hikikomori - Social Isolation To The Extreme

This week on Redefine The Relationship, Mitch takes us on a journey exploring the extremes of social isolation and a phenomenon that is very prevalent in Japanese culture, but can be found in all corners of the globe. Outro jingle by Itchy Richie And The Burning Sensations.

Redefine Podcast Network Presents: Killer History

The official trailer of our sister show, Killer History. Please go check their full episodes wherever you listen to podcasts!

Side Piece 6 - Talking Killer History With Haley And Lauren

This week's Side Piece is dedicated to getting to know more about our sister show, Killer History. We chat with the hosts that you should totally already know by now and learn about their process, their research, future topics, and their annoying producer and his obsession with dad jokes.

Episode 65 - Eleanor Rugby And The Rereturn Part 2 - Unconditional Roasting

We're back with more of Haley and Josh's romance, a few stories of them actually being together, and a few unfortunate head injuries. Outro music courtesy of Itchy Richie And The Burning Sensations.

Side Piece 5 - Pull This Thread As I Walk Away

This week's Side Piece is Toddless, but still chock full of good times and somewhat relevant information. Lauren fills us laymen in on the Sweater Curse and Kuykendall informs us of a scientifically proven method to lower you blood pressure and heart rate. Outro jingle provided by Itchy Richie and the Burning Sensations.

Episode 64 - Eleanor Rugby And The Rereturn - A Totally Real Girlfriend

This week we're joined by eleanor Rugby once again to talka bout the long, and very serious, journey that brought her and Kuykendall back together for good.

Side Piece 4 - Blood, Sugar, Sex Magic, A Little Railing, And Lauren Is Unimpressed

This week, Todd follows up on an inflammatory comment he made on the last episode, Kuykendall giggles like a little school girl, and Lauren realizes that she's not very compatible with someone her friends tried to set her up with. Music this week provided by Itchy Richie And The Burnin Sensations once again, titled Dirge in the Dark.

Episode 63 - Ridgy Didge Australian Outback Dating With Courtenay Part 2

This week we get to the real discussion of what dating in Australia is like, what Courtenay thinks about the status of dating there, and the comments of a relationship expert about why things are the way they are down under. Outro music thss week provided once again by Post Profit, the song is titled When You Know It's Right.

Redifine Podcast Network Presents The Only Podcast Ever

This is the official trailer for Redefine Podcast Network's newest show, The Only Podcast Ever. Please help us support them by going and taking a listen on their feed wherever you listen to podcasts, new episodes every Friday!

Side Piece 3 - Talking Podcasts With Travis And Tyler From The Only Podcast Ever

We introduce y'all to two of the creators of the other show on our network (The Only Podcast Ever), get to know them, and talk about what launching a podcast is like. It's a long one, so be sure you've got not much else going on today! Their podcast railer directly follows this episode, so please go check them out! Outro music is Snowblind by local artist, Itchie Richie and the Burning Sensations. Go follow him on Spotify!

Episode 62 - Ridgy Didge Australian Outback Dating With Courtenay

This week RTR goes international! We get the low down on love down under with our special guest Courtenay and learn a lot of (sometimes ridiculous) Australian slang. Special musical appearance by Itchy Richie and the Burning Sensation with their track titled Been Out In The Rain.

Side Piece 2 - Tactical Beach Manuevers

Todd's mom retells the tale of the vanishing whiskey and some moonlight skinny dipping. Outro music provided by Itchy Richie and the Burning Sensations, it's a little number called Dog Dick Afternoon.

Episode 61 - A Chat With Todd's Mom - That 70's Show Was Right!

This week, we have an extra special, extra awkward for one host, guest in Todd's mom! We talk to her about dating int he 70's and what she thinks about Todd's love life.

Side Piece 1 - Redefining Redefine The Relationship

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Episode 60 - Season 2 Finale - We've Come Full Circle

The gang are back to discuss some recent dating stories in our own lives and wrap up season two as well as 2018 with a few laughs. Outro music: The Wizzywigs - Agent of Pain

Episode 59 - Just Pay Someone Else To Do It For You - Communication, Vetting & Matchmaking

The gang are back to discuss how we used to communicate with our romantic partners in the olden days and how those things have warped into modern dating. Outro music: The Wizzywigs - Little Piece of Paper.

Episode 58 - Thanksgiving Special II - The Loneliest Turkey

The gang gets tougher and records their most ambitious episode yet! No, for real, we put a lot of planning, time, and effort into this and hope that it resembles one of those "professional" podcasts that follows an exact script. But you know us all too well, it's gonna be goofy as hell. We hope y'all enjoy it and have a great holiday season with your families!

Episode 57 - Cuffing Season or Some Other Incoherent Bullshittery

The gang is all back together for a rare moment in Dallas and Kuyk tries to lead a discussion of cuffing season, but the energy in the room prevails and tangents descend into madness. Not our best outing, but it is pretty funny and damn entertaining. Outro music: The Wizzywigs - Lorem Ipsum

Episode 56 - The Spooky, Scary, Sexy Halloween Special

The gang (minus Lauren) get together and discuss Halloween costumes, Playboy Bunnies, awkward hook ups, and lay down some good recommendations for your spooky week! Outro Music: Things of Earth - Two Heads In A Hood

Episode 55 - Intentions - The Good, The Cruel, The Explicit

The gang gets together and talks about what happens when people have the best of intentions, but may not make them known. Can having good, but unclear intentions harm your relationship before it even gets truly started? Outro Music: The Wizzy Wigs - Agent of Pain

Episode 54 - Allison's Sepecial Date - The Duke Of Antwerp, Lord Of Snacks And Patios

This week, the gang is joined by a special guest who is relatively inexperienced in this whole wild world of dating, so we get the chance to even out our slutiness while talking about a lot of Allison's firsts. Outro Music: The Wizzy Wigs - Lorem Ipsum

Episode 53 - Impotence Part 2 - This Dick Magic Is Getting Out Of Control

The gang are back to talk about the more modern era of impotence and erectile dysfunction research. Can they get it up and finish the content? Tuen in and find out! Outro Music: Things of Earth - You, Me, And The Galaxy

Episode 52 - The Mystery Of The Stolen Boner

This week, Lauren keeps the subject of the podcast a secret until we've already begun recording, but we end up talking about the history of impotence and erectile dysfunction. Outro Music: Todd Rogers - Live. Play. Die (Instrumental)

Bonus Episode - The Bro Down Thrown Down - Mitch And Kuykendall Are Left To Their Own Device

The gang's all busy, so just Mitch and Kuykendall sit down, share, and discuss some truly horrific dating stories.

Episode 51 - Dating Apps - Digital You Is Awesome, Real You Is A Jackass

The gang is still going digital and they get together to discuss different types of dating apps and the version of yourself that you present to the world vs. the true you. Outro Music: The Wizzy Wigs - Lorem Ipsum

Episode 50 - Online Dating Sites - Swipers Anonymous pt. 1

The gang get together and trolls various dating sites and give you the low down. Outro music: The Wizzy Wigs - Little Piece Of Paper.

Episode 49 - Rebekah's Story Part 2 - Not So Happiest Couple On The World

The gang backtracks a bit and really explores the unraveling of Rebekah's marriage.... but don't worry, we don't take anything seriously. Except oral hygiene. Outro Music: The Wizzy Wigs - Agent of Pain

Episode 48 - Rebakah's Stories Part 1 - Millennial Ghost Hunting

The gang get together and catch up with Lauren's old college friend that has a very unique dating story. Outro music: Things Of Earth - Starboard List

Episode 47 - Dating in Spain - Amor Sin Rodeos

Listen as the gang discussing what it's like dating in Spain. But not before we tell a few really embarrassing stories. Listeners from New Orleans should not listen to this episode. Outro Music: Things Of Earth - Two Heads In A Hood

Episode 46 - The Dirty Thirty Part 3 - Mitch's Schadenfreude

The gang gets together, battles technical difficulties, and discusses the last man to turn 30 during the podcast and things are less goofy than serious at times in what turns out to be an unexpectedly deep episode.

Episode 45 - Bonnie & Clyde Part 3 - Never Bring A V8 To A Shootout

The gang get together and talk the details surrounding the Barrow gang's last few days in the finale of the three part series of Bonnie and Clyde. It's been a long, wild ride. Some cohosts are drunk as hell and the rest are glad for it to be over.

Episode 44 - Bonnie & Clyde Part 2 - Depression Era Netflix And Chill

The gang are back and discussing the ultimate watershed moment in Bonnie & Clyde's crime career: the Joplin hideout. They cover this infamous gun fight, ensuing adventures, follies, and a formidable amount of other bullshit in the second installment of this series. Come see Todd play in Dallas at Community Beer Company on Saturday August 11th at 5:30pm!! No cover! It's a 7,000 square foot, fully air conditioned, kind friendly, dog friendly, awesome hang out complete with food trucks and plenty of delicious beers on draught!

Episode 43 - Bonnie & Clyde Part 1 - You Mean They Stole Christmas Too?

The gang gets back together and satisfies their itch to discuss history and brings you the first in a three part serious about the infamous Dallas outlaws, Bonnie and Clyde! Listen in while we drink some beers, whiskey, mimosas, and talk about the short lived crime spree of these two Texas natives that spanned nearly half the nation. Outro music: Things of Earth - Windows Walk

Episode 42 - It's About Balance - Ella Anne Kociuba Part 2

DISCLAIMER: This week we step back from the usual, lighthearted Redefine The Relationship episode and discuss some very heavy, real issues that include eating disorders and their consequences. Please be advised. Todd is afraid of beer spray, CALL THE SPCA ON KIRK, Kirk doesn’t try to make last minute jokes, the gang collectively fan girls over Ella cuz she’s so awesome, Lauren feels bad for getting drunk at a wedding, Kirk has the best wedding traditions, RUDE, the dark portion of the story comes out, hearing the progression of bulimia first hand is so much different than ever reading anything about it, the fan mail is the heaviest shit, the process of self love is the hardest and most important to learn, I AM PAIN, staying curious about yourself though tough times will teach you more than any other experience, the darkness teaches you the most about yourself, self acceptance is one of the most valuable skills, a quick but bad analogy about bad behaviors and how positively reinforcing they can be at times, shout out to the service industry, the fitness industry can destroy as quickly as it can build you up, IV LEAGUE, Todd’s country hick voice is the absolute best, you gotta see the signs for what they truly are, a sweet little old lady saves Ella’s life, of all these ridiculous things that Ella has done – being vulnerable was one of the most difficult things she ever did, with great strength comes great responsibility, Todd can identify cuz he’s top bone in Texas, initially going to therapy will seem like the weakest thing you will ever do but it takes great strength to realize something is not right within your life and it’s such a powerful move to ask for help in that struggle, the things that you save can end up saving you, the emails are seriously so heartbreaking, Kirk won’t stop talking about strength in vulnerability, all the giggles wiggles and love – BREAK TIME – Mitch’s beer goes somewhere unexpected, proud mama moments with Ella’s creation, kill the boy – Game of Thrones reference, Kirk needs to go to Zoolander’s Center For Kids Who Don’t Read Good, quick Redefine The Relationship book club moment, Starbucks is the only way to truly market your creations, what exactly has YOUR 21 year old ass created, you hater? We start getting into the very darkest portion of the story, PERSPECTIVE IS EVERYTHING, Kirk has such a boner for DFW, social media taints all of our social interactions, forced vulnerability can ruin your dating life though, Todd loves the follow backs, why is social media so relevant to all aspects of life right now? Balance is incredibly important to Ella, Lauren throwing major side eye, catch a video of Ella’s email binder on our Facebook, Ella starts to learn about herself and move herself forward in recovery and self acceptance, all the pieces are falling into place for the giggle and wiggle filled life, Mitch puts the pieces together for a quick realization, Todd likes to plug other podcasts all the time, Kirk gets all psychology nerdy, Todd would rather be a tree in the forest than a fly on the wall, Todd and Lauren know Kirk’s old tricks too well but they’re wrong this time, Kirk throws it back to one of his favorite episodes, Mitch’s mind is blown, The Necessity of Chivalry, Lancelotta Pina colada Lancelot on the weekends, JUST FUCKING LET ME LOVE YOU, don’t ever struggle in silence, you are never alone, Ella still deals with eating triggers to this day despite how successful and loving she is, asking for help is the hardest but most rewarding challenges, you really ARE worth it, LPOTL, Ella is constantly projecting love and acceptance onto everyone at all times, Kirk is trying to turn every situation positive, Kuykenworst, all the best Kirk burns, is roasting a love language?, OWL DIATRIBE, Kirk has expanded Todd’s mind, throwback jokes, we’re off the rails at this point, Kuykendall gives up real quick on Instagram handles, Ella takes it away to end the episode and Todd can HEAR your flat bill.

Episode 41 - I AM PAIN - Ella Anne Kociuba Part 1

We are so pleased to get the gang together in Austin and present a little background about our extra special guest - Ella Anne Kociuba. Kirk gets a little special on the intros, he starts talking about the gan's trials in life in an attempt to relate to our guest, Kirk is REAL bad at math, that's why Mitch is the numbers man, Kirk tries to relate back to old podcast episodes with Lauren, Kirk makes a bad joke and Lauren makes it worse by explaining it, look out for John Michael Montgomery, Ella shares some of her weird Instagram DM stories, Todd wants to show off his toes, Todd is like SUPER famous now in the ATX music scene, algorithms are hard for everyone and it's ruining everything, it's hard to stop taking about ourselves, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Ella doesn't love tacos as much as T-Toddy, Kuykendall had a bad time with a burrito yesterday, Ella is clearly part of the gang cuz she's throwing shade at Kirk already, Scrubs reference, the gang discusses their bad food decisions, we all heard cannabis, quick nerd-off, hiberdating is a real thing, Mitch was a real lonely guy, WTF is BooBerry? Selfish people always suck, serious deep relationship talk, Kirk wants to try something new but didn't explain it well and everyone is super confused and it makes Kirk look REAL dumb, Mitch lights Kirk up bad, literally no one can every figure out why this happened to Lauren, Dallas Europa got pretty physical, Ella is all about the fan love, Ella is OG fitspo, Kirk spends WAY too much time on social media, Lauren is starting Dogbook - it's like Facebook but with more dogs, BREAK - go check out True Bromance, The Shoot Show, and Jacks of Trades podcasts on iTunes! We're back with more annoying jug noises, Ella comes from a badass background, the Kociubas are all badass, let's reinforce the Texas stereotypes, we all get schooled on equine sports, Best in Competition (BC) is BAE, all the great puns and giggles, everyone rips on Kuykendall and he just loves it, how DID we get on bullying?!? We all reminisce on naked country life, horse falls are NO JOKE, feet warmth is super important too, more Texas stereotypes, Kuykenranch life, decompression is gnarly, DEBRAH, details of the bionic leopard, "COMPLICATIONS," Ella would be recruited SO HARD to play rugby, shout out to the DARC Dames, Kirk confuses his non-SFA schools pretty easily, triathlons are BORING, Ellas was the perfect storm for success, the story is the most important part, storytelling is an underrated skill in all walks of life, we're such big podcast nerds, DEATH RACE not featuring Jason Stathum, DR gets EXPLICIT!!! Kirk confuses himself and takes everyone else down with him, Mitch makes the connection, YouMightDie.com, Rhabdo is no fun, Ella is great at impersonations, swamp thang, #Priorities, trench foot does not make for sexy foot photos, one last huge burn on Kirk, #Shame Outro music: Things of Earth -This Old Haunt

Episode 40 - History Of Contraception Part 2 - Beer Bongs, Magicians, And More Weird Science

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Episode 39 - History of Contraception Part 1 - Are You A Reputable Doctor?

Listen in as Lauren schools the guys on the ancient art of not getting pregnant. Spoiler alert: Kuykendall is SUPER drunk in this episode - it doesn't go so well for him. Lauren draws first blood on a VERY drunk Kuykendall, Kirk drops a fast one on Mitch then makes a REALLY dirty joke, at least Todd is disinfected, Lauren starts dropping real knowledge early, fly landings are landing, Mitch impresses us all with his fly trapping abilities, the boys plot how to derail Lauren’s episode, Kuykendall is a traitor, it sounds like concern for Kuykendall but they’re really all just haters, Lauren switches things up with the awkwardness, Professor Lauren finally gets things rolling, Trivia team names are important, Kirk blows Todd’s mind with a Nam joke, Todd guesses all the guesses, Mitch gives a story for an answer, Todd is becoming slowly obsessed with sheep intestines but is kinda right, it’s true – editing this was fun for that same reason, READ A BOOK, EWWWWW, SUPER GROSS, why wouldn’t people want to test this? Vagina traffic jam, but WAIT MOTORCYCLES! Egypt was lit fam, thorns aren’t fun to fornicate with, HI TUTTLE! The only thing the bible and the Quran agree on, Kirk gets SUPER offensive, Hydra penis is a terrifying idea, it was actually a doodle – not a photo, Lauren is relentless in this episode, stupidity will never go extinct, tar and feathering your penis is not a fun idea, ancient Roman PCP was the shit, liquid knives is not like liquid nails, you can take the guy out of the party but you can’t take the party out of the guy, bad ideas can last a LONG time, Kirk gives bad advice like all the time, Windex jokes back to the 1920s episode, Mitch on repeat, wool is so scratchy though, Siphium was literally money, Mitch’s mind is literally blown, let drunken bygones be bygones, BREAK, Lauren invents a new season, Kuykenmess is apparently fun all around, drunk Kuykendall is essentially irresistible, Lauren still laying it on thick, Kuykendall has now blown Mitch’s mind too, Kuykendall is officially broken, Lauren is SAVAGE, a whole new meaning to the word “salty.” Kuykendall feels genuine remorse, more Kuykendall travel stories, Kirk gets real dark, Mitch was actually right, she was trying REAL hard, quick pomegranate lesson, shit is getting weird, all they had in Greece was olive oil, EVERYTHING ferments, FIGHT CLUB, EXPENDIBLE is the word you’re looking for bro, Futurama reference, Todd has an epiphany, Thrice reference, Mitch and Kirk get too excited about a dumb joke, Kirk can’t create a coherent thought, unplanned Wizzywigs plug, Kirk was told he had a great time, the PRISON STD test, Alligator Bob is the jam. Outro Music: Things of Earth - Glass Gallows

Episode 38 - Cougarburg, Texas

This week, the gang get together and talk about the inverse relationship of sugar daddies and try to hunt down the illustrious north Texas cougar! Outro song: Things of Earth - You, Me, and the Galaxy

Episode 37 - Como Se Dice Swipe Right? - Dating In Argentina

The gang gets together and learns about Todd's travels and dating pitfalls in Argentina.

Episode 36 - MORE FUNDZ = MORE FUNZ - Sugar Daddies

This week the gang gets together and talks about how being old, having a lot of money, and dating young women is kinda cool.

Episode 35 - When Butterlies Fly - Featuring Special Guest Judy!

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Episode 34 - WHAT IS THE STATUS OF THE Y CHROMOSOME??? - Lauren's Birthday Episode

Episode 34 - WHAT IS THE STATUS OF THE Y CHROMOSOME??? - Lauren's Birthday Episode by Redefine The Relationship

Bonus Episode - Laurel vs. Yanni & Deleted Segments From Next Week

The gang randomly ended up discussing the Laurel vs. Yanni viral sensation. It didn't fit in any episodes, so we're putting it here along with a few deleted portions of Lauren's 27th birthday episode. Listen in as the gang discusses nothing in particular and a bunch of our fandom of Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 33 - More Than Just Tentacle Porn - Dating In Japan

Episode 33 - More Than Just Tentacle Porn - Dating In Japan by Redefine The Relationship

Episode 32 - HE IS RISEN AND IT IS LIT - The Gang Discusses The Last Year And Creating The Podcast

Welcome back gang, join us this week as we record on the one year anniversary of the original drunken idea to hit record, drink beers, and talk about dating. He is risen! Todd doubts his atheism and makes Mitch uncomfortable, Lauren still isn't sure if drinking in the Lord's name is okay, joking about Jesus is always fun, the band has since changed it's name to Todd Allen & The Rogers, the backing band isn't the most eloquent of people, Kuyk is a little slow on sound board, Lauren abuses the power of her new position, Lauren drank a few beers in Ireland, black outs slide into the DM's, Ireland makes Lauren into a kiss-whore, just = all the kisses, Satan solves all of Lauren's problems, that was an audible high five between Lauren and Kuyk, Lauren fully embraced the Irish culture including their salutations, Easter lake weekend was a spectacle to behold, Todd recounts the history of the OG mini bottle Easter Egg Hunt, Kuyk tries to roast Todd due to his vocabulary, Lauren makes fun of the Spanish nerds, HE IS RISEN!!! Todd knows everyone's drinking habits, the gang has different levels of preparedness, HE IS RISEN!!! Takin shots on air is not the most exhilarating content, Papa Mitch pulls us together to clarify the history, Lauren's obsession turns into creativity, the podcast justifies Kuykendall's terrible spending habits, Mitch takes an Inception joke a little too far, Lauren actually appreciates all our stupid jokes, Lauren's got that rocking bod now, Kuyk plugs his own self as a solid dude, then the rest of the gang jump in on it, the 1900's weren't as repressed as you thought, everybody loves boobs, ARE they still people? Wheel-O-Boobies, we're all SO impressed with the technological advancement of breast implants, everyone is roasting Kuykendall about his AKG headphones, the tangents are going off the rails on this episode, HE IS RISEN. Check out Make The Most by Todd Rogers, we'll be releasing the music vide we all made together in the near future! The intros have been off their timing so far this season, Dwayne was the name of Kuykendall's pony tail before he shaved his head but was also the name of his drunk alter ego, plugging mad Fit Cops info lately, Lauren is still salty that we call an ecotage of ladies with Mitch and Kuyk going along "Ladies Night." More Fit Cops plugs, shout out to Wonder Woman and Eli Rose, FUCK NO is so powerful and resounding, Todd totally masturbates to the Sopranos, still getting real tangential on this episode, the gang talks a lot about self love and removing yourself from relationships and interactions that don't serve you, Kuyk overshares about his high school football accolades, perforated sleeves are the FUTURE, don't pick on nerds that like alliteration, BUTT STUFF IS FOR EVERYONE, Kuykendall Says Tearaway Calendar coming soon! Kuyk is still trying to make eyeball licking legitimate, it's okay to be that asshole sometimes, we've decided that introverts spend all their time alone masturbating, NICE PENIS, escoba de panocha = pussy broom BTW, Escoba Blanca shirts coming soon! Todd schools us on proper experiment protocol, watch out for the penis stealing witches!!! Todd is so sad at this point because everyone steals his ideas, awesome South Park reference, Lauren has never watched South Park, hiatus over, HE IS RISEN. Here's a chance for you to listen to the entirety of Make The Most by Todd Rogers, you can find his music on Sound Cloud and we'll be periodically posting his music on our pages. Email us at Redefinepodcast@gmail.com, like us on Facebook @ Redefine The Relationship, connect with us on Instagram at RedefinePodcast and find us on Twitter at @rdefinepodcast.

Bonus Episode - Revisiting Todd's 30th and Dirty Harry Potter Jokes

IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME LISTENING TO REDEFINE THE RELATIONSHIP, STOP NOW AND LISTEN TO ANOTHER EPISODE NOT LABELED "BONUS EPISDE." Now that I'm done shouting, let's get back to the normal swing of things: If you recall, Lauren wasn't available to be a part of Todd's 30th birthday episode, so we took a few minutes to go back, talk a little more in depth about obscure jokes, and then descent into Harry Potter dirty joke anarchy. But the hiatus is over, so we're treating you to two different episodes this week and we hope you enjoy them both!

Episode 31 - La Treinta Sucia Parte 2 - Todd, Tacos, and Topos

Episode 31 - La Treinta Sucia Parte 2 - Todd, Tacos, and Topos by Redefine The Relationship

Episode 30 - The Dirty 30 Part 1 - The Roast of Kuykendall

The gang gets together and celebrates (read: roasts) the first cohost to turn 30.

Episode 29 - The (Mind) Games We Play

It’s ladies night on Redefine the Relationship, so we kicked Todd out for the week (actually he’s just busy and couldn’t call in) and added our friends Jackie and Jessie to talk about the kind of mind games that people play in relationships. Kuykendall gets childish with the introductions, Jackie and Jessie are indeed fully women, we talk about single AF for a bit, Kuyk is incredibly single, shout out to our favorite David, Tom is seriously the best boyfriend ever, Lauren actually made Kuyk into this meme, everyone’s guy friends are single AF too, everything would be easier with honesty – we sound like a broken record, your relationships are your friends’ relationships too! Guantelete is the Spanish word for gauntlet #TheMoreYouKnow, everybody poops, Rage Against The Machine/Audioslave plug, Lauren is NOT impressed with Kuyk’s sources, Houdini boyfriend could be pretty dope, Lauren is STILL NOT impressed, Jessie is changing to Lauren’s side, HOLY SHIT THEY STOLE OUR NAME!!!! Kuyk tries to salvage Antonio’s honor, let’s all be honest – we way overthink how quickly we respond to text messages, sociopaths are real – stay woke fam, BoJack Horseman plug, Jackie’s feeling herself, badly timed prostitute joke, don’t just stroke your date’s hand while eating, Kuyk’s renaming of some of these games just doesn’t work, Lauren might have abandonment issues…. Kuykendall hates the unicorn phenomenon, OG Facebook was SAVAGE, new Facebook is much more sensitive, how cool would it be Facebook gave you a coupon for ice cream when you break up? Jackie starts to open about some deep seeded feelings for her friends, SCISSORS ARE REAL, BREAKDOWN, Lauren is now a tugboat, Kuyk subconsciously thinks everyone is manipulating him, Lauren is REAL good at manipulating Ryan, making fun of Mitch for being an Android user, quick pros/cons of turning on your read receipts, cat videos > social interaction, 75 porn videos is kind of a lot, healthy relationship communication is not like manipulation, WE THROWING ALL THE SHADE AT OUR BUDDY RYAN, feigning ignorance, old school Dave Chappelle is still the best! Mitch has been manipulating our group text for YEARS, roast beef sandwich vajayjay jokes, Lauren hates Kuyk’s jokes, everybody is ganging up on Kuyk’s Raymond Barone voice, Kuyk is obsessed with swinging married couples at the moment, Lauren is flipping Kuyk off, we gotta make excuses because we can’t imagine anyone not liking Lauren, gas lighting and emotional manipulation gets REAL serious REAL quick, butt stuff jokes cuz that’s what we about, Mitch rubs his perfect relationship in all of our single faces, our bromance is the best despite whatever Lauren says, David Foster Wallace is the fucking man, the airport analogy is the best, bugaboo is not an offensive term, group unison “ewwww,” Mitch realizes that things are getting dark, Kuyk tanks a Pitch Black reference, people that always play the victim are pretty annoying, especially when they were the victim when they were 2 years old, Lauren is a cold blooded dickens, Jessie doesn’t like you – she just wants your money, Josh and Mitch’s bromance is getting ridiculous, Mitch is putting that work in at the gym, Kuyk is absolutely fumbling his references this episode, guys are so dumb and simple minded, shout out to my old friends and the St. James, Kuyk did NOT know who Jessie was talking about LOLZ, and now we’ve gotten to legitimate discussion, SERIOUSLY TOM IS SO AWESOME, back to more good advice and more meaningful discussion, Lauren is still all up for roasting Dr. Divorce.

Episode 28 - The Denim Diaries Part 2 - Fred Durst vs. ScarJo

Join the gang this week as we discuss the dissolution of the perfect pop prince and princess relationship. You told us who wore the shave head better, now tell us who you think won the break up!

Episode 27 - The Denim Diaries Part 1 - The Beginnings

The gang gets together and discusses the original pop princess and pop prince power couple while drinking a couple of classic cocktails. No, but seriously, does anyone read these anymore? Leave us a comment if you do!

Episode 26 - Levels, Phases, Stages, Steps, Rum Hams, And Whatever Else You Wanna Call 'Em

This week the gang gets a bit nostalgic about adolescent romance and talk about how different relationships progress through different levels/stages through adolescence on through to adulthood.

Episode 25 - Do You Lancelittle or Lancelot? A Dicsussion of Chivalry

For real, one of our BEST episodes to date. We hope you enjoy Davis from Jacks of Trades being featured in our promo.

Episode 24 - The Unspoken Yet Totally Written Down and Often Discussed Law of Brotherhood

We get settled in with all the bros, so much bro, pop that collar harder bro, female bro laying down the Urban Dictionary definition of the Bro Code, a quick run down of proper bro attire, can we just talk about how awesome How I Met Your Mother was? But the seminal Bro Code comes from Seinfeld, Lauren has to explain what a question is, discussion on the true spirit of the Bro Code, Kirk goes there with the “H” word, Lauren calls Kirk out for breaking a major tenant of his own Bro Code, Mitch and Todd break minor rules, Lauren lawyers the shit out of Todd, Todd’s vocal skills are put on display, like how do you define “snaking?” Kirk literally refers to his ex’s vagina as a snake pit, Chivalry =/= Bro Code (that episode coming soon!) Todd finally catches up to Kirk’s level of porn use, then Kirk comes back to assert his creepy dominance, the gang discusses sisters, Lauren’s brother is way more defensive of her than the bros are of their sisters, Tommy had a crush on Kirk’s sister back in college, Bros ALWAYS encourage Bros to get more tattoos, SECOND most important organ, Mitch introduces a very strange and awkward guessing game, ethnic names are hard for white people, we quickly find out that these Bros are some of the worst Bros, quick break from a discussion for the visually impaired audience, the proverbial carrot at the end of Todd’s stick is REALLY specific, Mitch redefines BPM, Todd gets real introspective and it gets a little weird, we can’t help but objectify women in this episode, Kirk’s got a big ole crush on someone and everyone knows and loves her, let’s talk about hot chicks! How’d this get so weird so fast? Too Fast Too Titanic jokes! What counts as a full embrace? This episode just keeps getting weirder, then we’re man-slut shaming, then Mitch brings it all back with an amazing musical number, bro-flation may be the worst word we talk about, intentional sausage party is the only fun sausage party, why are we always talking about Kirk going to jail? T-shirts are the best icing on top of everything, Kirk tells a story in the worst way possible, gets confused, then tries to clarify, but the rugby brain never works properly, Tommy is the world’s GREATEST wingman EVER and we need to get him on the program, Lauren gives us some of the greatest job titles ever, Tommy is a blessing and a curse. Please go check out https://thewizzywigs.bandcamp.com/releases right now and come to their show January 25th at the Prophet Bar in Deep Ellum! Seriously things just KEEP GETTING WEIRDER, Lauren is crazy, Kirk thinks that crazy things are actually just fun, Kirk will NEVER stop trying to plug Al Burian, Kirk whips out the random Forney facts, Mitch just knows about big jackrabbits, Mitch is real good at quick math, we all take a minute to learn about Forney, Kirk almost chokes on his beer, Lauren needs to sack up, Kirk does not appreciate how direct his clientele is with him, Tommy like seriously needs to come on soon, you never Tom Brady anyone, your bros are your windows to last night’s fuzzy memories, thus concludes the HIMYM Bro Code, the guys have no idea how lady undergarments function, gym Bro Code is the best code, bro bartering is the best currency, target woman is just weird. Get active on all our social media! Outro music provided by The Wizzywigs

Episode 23 - Making Deals And Breaking Hearts - What Are Your Deal Makers And Deal Breakers?

We’re in for the long haul on this week’s episode as Mitch guides the gang through a discussion about deal makers and breakers. Kirk makes a lame joke, then Lauren destroys him with a better one, Kirk tries the same thing with Todd but Todd updates Kirk on proper concert heckling, Kirk strikes out again and Mitch makes it extra weird so everyone wins, then Mitch keeps making it weirder, Kirk gets awkward with some girls at the bar, Lauren breaks down drunk girl minds, Mitch and Todd take a minute to talk about birthday privilege, big bald guys are not always white supremacists, the awkward story gets drawn out WAY too long and goes to a dark place, we FINALLY get around to the meat of the episode, Lauren gives a stock answer, Todd gives a foodie answer, Mitch addresses Kirk by his first name and it gets weird, Kirk gives a chemist’s answer, Mitch hits us with Urban Dictionary, LET THE GAMES BEGIN! More mind basement jokes, Lauren calls out Todd’s insecurities about size, Todd likes travel duh, Kirk is so over Wing Dicks, Todd likes learning the best, well timed NFL jokes, Lauren already has a tv guide, Lauren’s already a photographer, cardboard jokes on cardboard jokes, sound board privileges are a real thing, Kirk loves all the sarcasm, pizza is the true key, Mitch’s segment is more full of sounds than answers, and the moral of the story is that Mitch made the game but ended up losing, Kirk can’t stop with the Price is Right references, the gang pulls together and gives their perfect deal makers, then actual discussion about dating, pro/con lists are not great, tennis matches are not much better, is cursing a real deal maker though? More legitimate discussion on dating, we’re getting good at this! INTERMISSION Lauren is real good at speaking extemporaneously on the spot…. not, deal breakers are fun to define, Kirk can’t do the Trump voice, Todd bails him out, Mitch lays more Urban Dictionary on us, Mitch is trying so hard to dance around the idea of having kids being a deal breaker, white trash wonderland reference, Todd’s not down for someone that lives in the past, just don’t talk too much about your ex’s, ANOTHER white trash wonderland reference, the bearded bandit has finally been taken off the streets! For a podcast that’s about relationships we talk about murder too much, Kirk is all about those double standards, LAUREN IS DOWN WITH DOG MURDER IF YOU JUST DON’T TALK ABOUT IT, Lauren is killing the inappropriate jokes today, let’s get political, real deep How I Met Your Mother reference, deep Canada burn, deeper USA burn, the gang is just looking super not intelligent at the moment, but if she smokes she definitely pokes, Todd ruins the whole episode with one single scientific realization, Kirk doesn’t pay attention, The Mighty Mike McGee is fucking awesome, the gang is not nearly as cultured as me like you to believe, people aren’t born with deal breakers-they have to be learned, NFL fan base jokes abound, this just in-Todd is closed minded, thanks Lauren, don’t ever bring negativity into the bedroom, you CAN do it with enough lube, but right back to legitimate commentary, surprisingly no one said dealy makers up to this point, now tons of ridiculous deal breakers from the audience, THIRD REFERENCE TO WHITE TRASH WONDERLAND, more ridiculous deal breakers, OMG 4 REFERENCES NOW!!! Things get awkward in the family. Outro music provided by the Wizzyqigs

Episode 22 - Ladies, We Want To Put Strange Things Inside Your Bodies - A History of Breast Implants

Lauren leads the gang down one of the most interesting rabbit holes we ever referenced on a previous episode and schools the boys on breast implants. More details notes to come, Kuykendall's had a rough week.

Episode 21 - Eleanor Rugby Returns!

Mitch speaks “unintelligible babble,” Todd fucks that up, Kuykendall wants to shoot Lauren in the face (RUDE), Kuykendall is “not” Taft, he’s Roosevelt and he is riding into this podcast on a bull moose. Ellie Rugby doesn’t like Eleanor Roosevelt, and we’re sooo not using her real name, what a Taft moment amiright? Everyone gangs up on Kuykendall 4 minutes in, Ellie Rugby made a new rugby team! (fireworks) ER has the awkward moment of the week, dude has a tic tac, follows it up with a full length mirror pic to prove it, he is holding his BFF in a claw hand, now she knows to request a dollar bill for scale, Todd is still a risqué underwear model, Bumble Guy likes to be degraded, it’s a super pointy penis… ER’s eyes hurt looking at it. Todd votes three inches hard, Mitch makes more weird mouth noises, Kuykendall gives Todd some birds, Mitch likes kitties, it’s important to have friends together and to watch each other’s sports, Todd likes the thought of a wedding full of lesbian sex, Kuykendall is talking goats and scissoring, rugby is very all inclusive and ER has a very solid team, and Barbie hands, Kuykendall is like really, really good at impossible things, Kuykendall is Taft again, Kuykendall’s joke is a stretch at best, all famous assassins all have three names, K gets beer everywhere, ER and K went on meetings, not dates, there was handshaking involved. ER doesn’t love social media. This is in fact Dad Joke Wednesday, beard hair isn’t as good as head hair, BOB makes an appearance, “anal fun,” Lauren has her claws out, ER and Lauren are llama friends, Todd is shielded by distance, she’s not Kuykendall busy, proper grammar is sexy, ER can use the FUCK out of a semicolon, ER likes muscly guys who don’t skip leg day, body-shaming is bullshit, Kuykendall is slow on asking for numbers, he was playing it pppppprettttty cool, Kuykendall has a ball off the foot moment, Lauren thought Kuykendall was mad, he wasn’t, there is a 31 day snapchat streak going on, —INTERMISSION— check out True Bromance and FitCops, Kuykendall’s confidence is his greatest strength but also his greatest downfall, Kuykendall found his neon green speedo (yellow), Jameson is the same thing as confidence, communication is key and is very important to Kuykendall, confidence is his beard, Quick Draw McGraw, Kuykendall has tunnel vision, was more excited about his new guitar instead of ER’s wonder woman costume, Lauren overthinks everything and puts her phone on airplane mode all the time, Roosevelt cried, “dare mighty things,” “dare tiny things,” “walk loudly and carry a small stick,” etc, they have good chemistry, conversations and bond over rugby, Kuykendall is not used to being bested, neither is our friend from the True Bromance Podcast, Lauren is on that level on this episode, ER can be extra sometimes, and a little awkward, Lauren doesn’t buy it because Lauren is 3000% awkward, Kuykendall made ER a playlist, Lauren is a fan, Pistol by Dustin Kensrue is on the MIXTAPE, math is hard, Todd can count to 21… or 23, you can also use your balls to count with, five of one thing or two claws, complete cookie for breakfast, Todd is busy, “wow I’m blowing this so hard,” Kuykendall has a Geico visor, he makes bad jokes, ER got irritated and ghosted for a while, Todd has a bad abortion joke, ER is a rare gold dollar coin, someone on ER’s team regurgitated a .50 piece, ER’s dad is a badass radio dude on The Eagle, we welcome her calling out Kuykendall some more, Mitch loves making fun of his friends, ER leaves us with the last word of “every generation deserves a revolution, which one are you going to start?” Find us on: instagram: redefinepodcast twitter: rdefinepodcast email: redefinepodcast@gmail.com

Episode 20 - Eleanor Rigby and Her Shitty Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Lauren sets up a great pun and Kuykendall misses it, Todd is still impressed though, we’re trying a new recording technique so Todd sounds real nice and pristine even though he’s still in Austin, Kuyk’s joke for Todd falls REAL flat, then the whole intro falls apart, Lauren has to go back and explain her first joke, Todd clips real hard, quick SFA diatribe, Lauren takes any jab she can at Kuykendall this episode, Mitch is straight killing the segue game, all artists are autistic, Todd doesn’t know how to social, Mitch is always doodling, USA national soccer is in shambles, just for the record – she heard this episode and absolutely hates her nickname, that’s not how trademarks work at all, we keep referencing wingdicks but we’re not sure if everyone gets the joke from earlier episodes, Professor Kuykendall dropping knowledge, Lauren has a bigger crush on EliRose than Kuyk does apparently, Beerfest reference, is RBF a compliment or no fam? Everyone has a huge crush on Andrew Jackson, semantics are hard sometimes, the gang really overshoots the scope of a first Tinder meet up, Todd is a tragic romantic, rugby girls are legit badasses, Mitch is trying real hard to make these jokes work, the gang really piles on a lot of compliments in this segment, the SFA goes real hard during Rugby Alumni Weekend, these kittens are too hard to corral, explanation of an SFA date coming soon, independent women are super sexy, whiskey slushies are a great idea, more the SFA references, Lauren is the only one on Kuyk’s level at this point, there is no amount of adult supervision can save this group, let’s go back and talk about how bad of a pirate Lauren is, apparently drinking beers with guys while naked makes you gay? A good relationship should be based on a solid foundation of roasting each other, the misogyny is still strong, EliRose sounds kinda mean, but this is totally the kind of thing Kuyk goes for, how bad does a date have to be going for you to audibly mutter “I’m blowing this so hard right now?” CAVEMAN 2012 IS ALWAYS RELEVANT, quick plug for the great establishment that is Ida Claire, just a long and important plug to say that communication is super important in any human interaction, let’s just say that if you have some feelings for someon you should absolutely let them know if you expect anything to be done about it, Mitch works so hard to reincorporate the shitty Reese’s joke, lots of communicating, so it turns out that putting your personal information out there for the interwebs can come back and bite you in the ass, no one appreciates a good Mitch Hedberg joke, Lauren just gets straight RUDE, this is absolutely NOT the real recipe for a Corpse Reviver, Key & Peele reference, seriously – putting our stuff out on the interwebs is going to bite us all in the ass one day, Todd’s super superb recording rear’s it’s ugly head, recording 1 hour files on your 7 year old Mac Book Pro is not a great idea, don’t ever try to be anyone other than yourself, Todd drops the world’s largest bottle cap on his microphone, being in the moment is so super important to creating a real human connection in any setting. Thrice is the greatest band of all time, Mitch speaks Icelandic REAL well, these episode sign offs are getting a little dodgy.

Episode 19 - Vajayjay So Good That It Should Be Against The Law w: Kayla

Let’s just get the explicit stuff right out there in the intro! There’s a lot more censoring done in this episode than we would have liked, but after re-listening to the episode, it was decided that we needed to cut quite a few things out to make our special guest more comfortable with the release. We’re breaking the LAW this week with an extra special guest in law enforcement, Kayla. The gang is FAR from up to date with nudity laws in Travis county, homeless dating seems like an interesting concept, seriously guys, Kayla works out a lot, the internet moves in a strange way, the black sheep of law enforcement is a lot of fun, shout out to the Fit Cops Fam! Don’t worry, the whole gang partook in the twerknado, you know it’s gonna be a good story when it takes this long to get into a story, Kirk takes it to a creepy place REAL quick, vaginal ‘decorations’ make an appearance, then a disappearance, Kirk is still taking it to a strange place, apparently Kirk has been known for getting naked for quite a while, tattoo show and tell is, and everyone at the pool always sees Kirk’s tattoos, serious shout out to all the tattoo artists that get in all the raunchy places for the name of the art, Kirk almost chokes on his beer, Todd also takes the subject to a strange place, Mitch’s artwork is brought up yet again, Kayla figures out pretty quickly that we actually ARE drinking throughout the recording process, it’s great when you get called ‘interesting,’ we take a quick trip down memory lane, Todd is STILL the top bone in Texas, Forney was a very strict and Christian community, more trips down memory lane to prom, Kirk starts producing some false memories, creatures of habit are still creatures of habit, Kayla fucks a lot, Todd coming in strong with the slut-shaming, everyone learns a new vocabulary word, Kayla fucks A LOT, now everyone knows how to manager your calorie intake for sex, Kirk always circling back to the misogyny, all of our mom’s shudder when they listen to this program, Kirk is seriously at a loss for words with this comment, Todd puts his production notes right into the episode, Karla is tons of fun, rapping is a deal breaker, Kayla seriously takes Josh’s jokes and makes them into reality, it turns out the podcast based on relationships is kind of against the idea of marriage, Kayla USED to be a good girl, Kirk is so sarcastic that he can’t turn it off, Todd gets called out again for slut shaming, no one actually says it but we’re trying to get the ball rolling, the gang shows how long goes between recording and release by dating this show with the #MeToo movement, the gang takes a minute to discuss Lauren and her roommates’ codependency, Kirk comes clean about his #MeToo story, dating apps are kinda dangerous these days kids, Kirk has never encountered a crazy girl, seriously 2013 was a REALLY bad year for Kuykendall, serial monogamy is NOT dead, kids can kill your dating life but not your sex life apparently, the gang seems to be kind of against the idea of dating as well – the show may be in trouble, Kirk can’t keep the production calendar and episodes straight, guys are the worst, snapchat isn’t for nudes – patreon is!!!! Mitch is basically Amish when it comes to technology, the gang had NO idea how far the Fit Cops Family stretches, Kuykendall has ascended to Nirvana and become Ben Kissel, the gang is all for humanizing the badge, no one wants to get Kirk a beer, NFPSP is a super legit thing that you should check out, everyone in the gang loves Karla, Kirk’s number one gripe about relationships makes a come back, Kirk gets defensive because his penis is vestigial but he’s somehow a player, Todd is the only one that appreciates Kirk’s nerdy jokes, vocabulary is fun, KP = Kayla BTW, pickles are also pretty phallic..

Episode 18 - Uncle Kirk Ruins The Thanksgiving Special

Welcome back for an extra special Thanksgiving Episode of Redefine The Relationship. This week, the gang talks about Thanksgiving, food, and a love story that's older than the United States.

Episode 17 - Calling All Furries, Grab Your Feet and Bark At The Moon!

Episode Notes by Lauren.

Episode 15 - Double Jame-oh's In The Sky

This is the second installment of the gang talking about their on-again-off-again relationships in which Todd takes us on journeys to a far away place to tell us about the highlights and perils of a jet-setting romance. And just a heads up, of all the episodes we've produced so far, this is by far the whole gang's favorite episode, so look forward to that. (Side note: has anyone caught on to the correlation between the time that Texas bars close and the time that these episodes are posted? Shout out to our favorite bar manager, Jessie, for making this delay possible - Kuykendall) Alliteration is Kuyk’s favorite thing but no one else likes it, wear a shirt if you think you might be arrested in the near future, shout out to Todd’s parents, Todd can’t talk to pretty girls without getting dumb brain, cute and smart and right is all you need to be make Lauren happy, blinded by blue eyes, looking good Berry (one of our favorite jokes), Kuyk finally admits how sad of an existence he has, mad throwback to our favorite childhood literature, LPOTL reference, always look for the silver lining in any situation, random Spanish diatribe, Kuyk tries to commentate a Spanish rugby game but sucks really bad at it, nobody is on Kuyk’s reference level this episode, first date BJ’s are some of the best BJ’s, when did Todd ever stop being a dick though? Mitch enjoyed Fun Fun Fun Fest too much to interfere with Todd’s beej, Canadian parties are the best, sad somber moment, bringing flasks to bars is the coolest thing to do, apparently the cohosts of this program have a tendency to get kicked out of bars and concerts, not thinking about things is the best way to think about things, Todd goes on his first romantic rollercoaster ride, apparently being in the same time zone makes dating easier – who woulda thought? Todd’s story is MUCH happier than Kuyk’s and involves WAY more adventure, logistics are fucking hard to handle, why did Joleesa come back up? There’s a thin line between sad and funny, origin story for Todd’s hate for Jameson, Emirates needs to sponsor us for how hard Todd is plugging them, Todd makes his SFA counterparts proud by refusing to let the Jameson put him down, the drunk munchies strike at the absolute worst time, title drop, crackers and Jameson are the foundation for a healthy diet, drunken adventures at the milkshake factory, Todd’s words are just dripping with cheese right now, Kuyk makes weird noises, props to the people seeing it like it is, that first little text to your ex is a slippery slipper slope, the white trash is strong in Kuykendall, Amsterdam seems like a pretty good little romantic getaway, Todd throws his parents under the bus for his emotional baggage, the ladies love that cheesy movie shit, yes Todd – let the anger flow through you – go to the dark side of the force, love is awesome but it will totally fuck you up, Kuyk thinks that no one is special, Amsterdam trips are the absolute best, alcohol and strong emotions go together like Todd and Jameson, Todd has a problem with authority apparently, big fights make for really awkward train station trips, the gang discusses how society feels about showing emotions, it’s like a broken record when clearly defined boundaries make everything work better, Kuyk make’s Todd’s moment of realization into an astronomy joke, Invisibilia plug, Kuykendall takes a personal moment and makes it completely public, Lauren breaks her silence and comments on what she’s heard, we all learn how there are different types of on-and-off again relationships and get probably a little too much information from Kuykendall, Todd takes Kuykendall’s metaphor to an amazing place to finish out the episode.

Bonus Episode - Podcast Movement- Dallas Meet Up

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Episode 14 - The Gang Breaks Out of Nac County

We got doozy of an episode on our hands as the gang begins a two part series discussing the on-again-off-again relationships they've been in and what became of them. Kuyk fucks up and doesn’t know the real name of the podcast… lame. Mitch and Todd’s Facebook pages are real lame, Todd sets up the layup and Mitch steals the points from Kuykendall, no one is interested in hearing about Kuyk’s sickness, Todd tries to use his child psychology on us, Kuyk digs up an ancient hilarious news headline, puns abound, Mitch busts out his trust penis drawing pad, Kuykendall has a great metaphor for on-again-off-again relationships, sleeping is NOT Russian Roulette, masturbation is great for meditation, puns abound again, title drop, Kuykendall is not proud of ANY of this story, is age really just a number? More stories from back at the SFA, Mitchell lies to the police but not really but kinda, all bad things happen at the Woods of SFA, Halloween in the Piney Woods is ALWAYS interesting, trust issues DO NOT get better with distance, Todd actually used the term “spanking off,” there was a man in a Kuykendall costume acting wild and getting him in trouble, if you have to ask your friends if you licked those titties you probably licked those titties, don’t bite that titty, the government definition of single is not your girlfriend’s definition of single, Kuykendall is a child and gets his mom to take car of her problems, Kuykendall’s mom is pretty damn intimidating, SEX FIXES EVERYTHING, Mitch should really be the head of a marketing firm, alcohol makes everything better, Lauren calls Kuyk on “phrasing,” Wrestlemania Nacogdoches GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!!!!! Kuyk comes to grips with how white trash he really is, the police always ruin all the fun, for the record jail staff loves ill timed dick jokes, I’m white trash and I’m in trouble, did Earl really have to die though? We’re one pet loss away from a legit CMA award, Lauren describes the difference between cordial and conjugal, now it’s time to lay out the master plan, Nac PD is nowhere near as busy Kuykendall is, patience is a virtue, this doesn’t seem to be the judgment free zone that we all believed it to be, everyone gets worried when anyone mentions an OBGYN, when is the right time in a relationship to tell the person you’re dating that you’re absolute white trash? Missed a chance for a great Ting Tings reference, peer pressure is a real thing on Redefine the Relationship, a year and a half is way too long to ride a seesaw, do we really need a dick-based language? We actually break Mitchell on air, trashy tacos are the best tacos, Lauren only cares about tacos and not her cohosts’ legal and relationship troubles, Reno 911 would have been WAY more fun than a Nac episode of Cops, the police’s Jedi mind tricks are stronger than Kuykendall’s, mad Naruto reference, drunk logic is infallible, getting arrested is basically like getting your body towed, thanks Obama, Jazz Cabbage, Lauren wants Kuykendall to plagiarize so that she’ll like him better, more dick language, and now it’s Wing Dicks and that’s how we get to finish the episode. Email us at redefinepodcast@gmail.com, follow us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter so that we can interact with you guys!

Episode 13 - Wonder Woman Strikes Back!

in this week's episode, Wonder Woman joins us, reveals her secret identity, and tells her side of the double date story from last week's episode. This is one of the first episodes in which Todd was in Austin, but it took about two months to make it out on to the interwebs. Kuykendall fools everyone with where he's going with an awesome dad pun for the intro, Mitch nails an excellent Wonder Woman pun, Mitch draws yet another penis kind of, renewing your passport is fun, county is a bad bad word, visionaries and visionists are NOT the same thing, Mitch makes a ton of gauntlet noises, there's a lot of strange talk about situations, Todd references the unlimited pancake promotion at IHOP and how we witnessed someone eat 13 in a row, let's talk a lot about people's type, Todd's cheerleader joke dies in the water and Kuykendall tries to breathe some life back into it, don't get caught in the sarlacc pit, Rebecca turns out to be smart and independent, Todd kills it with he delayed "YUGE," Rebecca's ex's are pretty awful, Lauren proceeds to rip them to shreds, Kuykendall makes a decent Cowboys joke but no one laughs, Lauren's faces were far more entertaining than this episode, our favorite Italian word makes a comeback, the gang clearly isn't down for having kids early, but is single life really that interesting? Todd is so distraught that Mitch forgot his favorite schtick, we discuss how difficult dating is, Lauren becomes the armored champion of Rebecca and leads a crusade against shitty boyfriends, digression into Texas's ridiculous open carry laws, Kevin Costner's Prince of Thieves is an underrated documentary, Todd gets roasted so badly that he hangs up on his own podcast..... not really, Rebecca lays it out like it is and people are surprised by her actions, Kuykendall is underwhelmed by the sarlacc pit, WOW AN ACTUAL DISCUSSION OF MODERN MILLENNIAL DATING, Markmanson.net is a cool place, honesty is pretty cool, middle school dating was hilarious, seriously I'm so proud that we're still having a serious conversation about honesty and dating, getcher getchers, open carry makes an unfortunate resurgence, Rebecca gets the miracle question and dick pics come up YET AGAIN, a sarlacc pit is the ultimate defense to unsolicited dick pics, we digress, a cold hearted ice BITCH, Mitch and Kuyk's bromance becomes ridiculously apparent, Todd calls Lauren out for a blatant life, trash life is the best life to Kuykendall, Kuyk is incredibly identifiable, Kuykendall might be bigfoot, looking good Berry, Kuyk is so irresistible that people will LITERALLY RISK DEATH TO GO ON A DATE WITH HIM, but he definitely can't operate a calendar, and apparently he drinks a lot, check out our sweet Venn diagram, Rebecca doesn't like Kuyk's strongest characteristic, everyone learns a new vocabulary word, Kuyk slaps Mitch's bare ass, Like us on Facebook, interact with us on Twitter, check out our instagram, and email us at redefinepodcast@gmail.com

Episode 12 - Double Dating Justice League Style

Note: this episode is being released almost two months after it was recorded, so a few things that are referenced will not make sense chronologically, like Todd still living in Dallas and Kuyk not having a job. Today's episode involves Kuykendall recanting the story of the first official date of the podcast which was actually a double date. Todd is actually in town for this episode but quickly finds out that being a tromboner isn't the coolest, Kuyk has a "wardrobe" malfunction, Lauren gets called out for being interested in the bone skills, Kuykendall dates the episode with a Game of Thrones reference, even 3 year old iPhones take better photos and videos better than brand new Androids, Trump voice becomes multiple other presidents when you're on a comedy podcast, Lauren blows Todd's cover for actually loving Jameson, hungover Kuykendall might be your favorite Kuykendall, someone might have pissed that bed, DETHKLOK reference, puddle troubles, the gang stumbles upon the greatest prank of all time, Lauren makes disgusting sounds when Kuyk says "It'd be impolite to kiss and tell," Kuyk is actually a living legend in Nacogdoches, vape shots are nowhere near as fun as they seem to be, disgusting roast beef sandwich jokes abound, Kuykendall can't operate a calendar properly, shout out to mothers of Forney, Mitch doesn't know his Greek mythology - what a fucking nerd, we digress, Mitch shows off his dong notes, they actually say "K-Baby slays mad poon," Lauren's roommate is pretty possessive, what's your definition of "fancy" Italian? Nacogdoches digression number one million, small town politics are the best, pirate reference, if you send a pic of your dick from each side it's basically two different dicks, classy and fancy are definitely two different words that mean two completely different things, Kuyk doesn't wear socks to dates, Kuykendall stereotypes abound and live larger than life, there is a ridiculous amount of hate for Texas A&M in Kuyk's heart, the Brother's Kuykendall are basically the same person, Killer Queen is the best video game ever, never mansplain pinball on a date, cider dates are apparently a real and common thing, dates on a budget are still cool, Kuykendall's liver is literally the stuff of legend, back to the ridiculous stories of the Easter weekend that spawned this very podcast, the prodigal flip flops return to Kuyk's foot, when you work in an Irish bar the Jameson flows like water, Boozeman may not be the hero we wanted but he's definitely the hero we need, Todd tells a great not puking story, you gotta zamboni those spilled drinks, Todd's puke story isn't over, happy birthday to our favorite chiropractor bear, morning music drowns out sex noises, Kuykendall is ALWAYS prepared, Kuykendall figures out that he has become Lauren, the gang is proud that Kuyk didn't fuck up a pretty good thing, Letterkenny reference, Todd is more interested in being a nerd than being prepared, Todd gets drunk and pretentious, ALWAYS CARRY SOME MATCHES WITH YOU. E-mail us at redefinepodcast@gmail.com, get on our Facebook page, our Instagram, our SoundCloud and all that because we LOVE hearing from you guys!!!!

Episode 11 - All The Sex, Drugs, And Nostalgia From The 80's And 90's

Come join the gang as Professor Kirk takes the class into the not os distant past to learn about the 80's and 90's dating scene in Dallas. FIRST THINGS FIRST, CHRISTOPHER NOLAN IS THE FUCKING MAN!!!! Mitch almost hits on a random woman in the work elevator, we start out with a few facts about the 80’s, lots of nostalgia for old technology, random 80’s karaoke brought to you by Mitch and Todd, all the member berries, no lie Dallas ruled the world in 1984, Starck club basically WAS the 80’s in Dallas, Todd doesn’t know his classic literature as well as you would think, Prince goes on a power trip in the club, Todd does the robot, but you can’t hear it, the sexual revolution was a little late to show up to Texas, a quick excerpt from Warriors of the Discotheque, let’s take a second to talk about rampant unbelievable drug use because XTC was actually legal at the time, just say maybe to drugs, don’t buy drugs from Mitch cuz they’re actually laxatives, seriously there were SO MUCH DRUGS in the Starck clubs, DRAG QUEEN ON FIRE!!! Dance police were such a buzz kill, the chief of dance police was who put baby in the corner, lot’s of random gay guys start dying for no damn reason, everyone thinks that gay cancer was a serious thing, the AIDS epidemic of the 80’s cannot be understated, unfortunately no one took it seriously until AIDS started affecting white straight people, the gang takes a new stance and starts giving social commentary, plug for Los Freakies podcast, the AIDS quilt gets the government moving, Todd goes to the bathroom and is super loud, technology starts taking off huge in the 90’s, voicemail dating starts up, you can’t have a dating podcast without referencing Tinder at least once, the beginnings of missed connections, modern contraceptive discussion, Lauren likes to break the rules when she’s left at home alone, SO MUCH 90’S NOSTALGIA, Fartknocker88, xXTheTodd69Xx, DragonGiraffe, PaintballDemon26, Sk8er Boi, Doc Martens, Mitch pulls a Henry Zabrowski, BOY BANDS OMG, Ice Ice Baby wasn’t supposed to be a huge hit, c’mon Barbie let’s go party, Google was still a baby, SURGE is back now! Mitch got no action on the old AOL chatrooms, but did get to talk a lot about WWF wrestling.

Episode 10 - The Skillz That Killz

Join the gang as they have a round table discussion about how the skills and interests we develop affect your dating and social life. [I just got home from working a double and I'm trying to listen to the episode and write this description before I fall asleep, so sorry if it makes no sense - Kuykendall] Kirk destroys everyone's ear drums with a cheers fail, Lauren doesn't know anything about sports, speed dating recap is funny but a little sad, only Todd get's Kirk dick reference, Todd runs into an awkward situation after playing a show, the SeXterra deserves its fame and name, Dr. Dog is the shit, Taco Bell is the biggest and best food group, Mitch brings us back on track and finally introduces the episode for real, Todd is a real boner, Kirk doesn't understand things that have a legitimate order, Lauren likes to take photos, Mitch loves to Djokovic, we have a podcast in case you didn't know, Lauren was an artsy nerd from the get-go and doesn't choose well under pressure, Lauren almost got a degree in ceramics, Kirk nails the sarcasm, NERD ALERT, Todd was the best high school boner in 2006 (true story), Mitch is the multi-sport wonder, Girl Thirty makes a comeback, who wouldn't want 15 friends in every city you go to? Shit happens when you play in Denton, Mitch with the wine puns, this wine taste of salt, shade, and let down, apparently Austin is the dopest place to play music ever, that lead guitar is hot buuuuut, are Instagram models kind of like instagram wannabe photographers? Mitch starts the petition to change photographer to photoist, Mitch is also a bad photoist, Lauren finds gold in even the deepest darkest mines, art appreciation classes will make you destroy your friends' dreams, hockey is a hard sport to play, necessary Letterkenny plug, Mitch used to be REAL bad at hockey, all sports are better with beers, the north baffles Kuykendall, but can your skillz slay mad poon? People without interests are uninteresting, "tall girls tiny shorts, c'mon!" Lauren dated a spy, people just want to hear you passion on a date and not in a sexual way, Kirk pops and appropriately timed beer, Lauren would rather watch TV in a bar than talk to you in a bar, Gorlami makes the best pizza, Lauren would rather take pizza home from the bar than take you home from the bar, SFA Rugby stands proudly stands and takes the blows thrown at them by the gang, SFA RUGBY AND ITS ALUMNI DO NOT CONDONE HAZING, does rugby technically count as an aphrodisiac? Cuz playing live music absolutely does, DENNIS METHOD, there's definitely a cross-cultural aspect of this though, Wonderwall = dropped panties, T-Payne =/= nothing, all the self references, Lauren doesn't use photography to get laid, the porn industry has been lying to you, no one get's Kirk's Anthony Jeselnik reference, Lauren't roommate uses Lauren's photography to get laid though, LaurenIsNaked.com, puck bunny, Letterkenny, Canada, the podcast takes a terrible left turn, Todd kills the game with his responses, RTR's fun facts of the days aren't that fun, Kuykendall might actually be a nerd, he knows multiple types of dice, NERD ALERT, sleeping is legit hobby and passion, is alcoholism a hobby? Podcast sign offs are super hard. LET'S GET SOCIAL PEOPLES!!!!!!! Send us email, leave some comments, rate us on iTunes, Google, and every other podcast platform you use!!!

Bonus Episode - Thank Y'all So Much, Like A Thousand Times

IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST EPISODE OF REDEFINE THE RELATIONSHIP, STOP RIGHT NOW AND LISTEN TO A FEW OTHERS FIRST OR ELSE THIS WILL MAKE ZERO SENSE!!! Quick word to the RTR fam, we just want to say thank you so much for your love and support so we recorded a special commemorative episode for you, the loyal tens of listeners. Hope y'all enjoy the randomness! Note: we had 1,004 total plays on Monday, 9/18/17. As I'm uploading this now at 1:30AM on Friday, 9/22/17, we have hit 1,099 plays!!!! We're incredibly grateful for all of you and your support. We'll do more of these in the future. Get active on our social media, say something funny, say something insightful, we'll give you a shout out or commission your ideas/questions into a future episode. This is your proof that we are listening to you guys. Cheers to the loyal tens!

Episode 9 - Sex, Drugs, Rock 'N Roll, And Psychedelic Dating

Todd comes back and leads us through an interactive history lesson about dating in the 60's and 70's. Kuykendall runs out of new ideas for the introductions, Mitch gets real loud and real Japanese, It's a gorgeous language but we absolutely butcher it, Lauren gets tired of Kuyk's alliteration, Mitch gets subconsciously awkward, we talk about tentacle porn way too much, ALL THE CHRISTOPHER NOLAN REFERENCES, lucid dreaming is super dope. just casually name dropping porn stars, google safe search is lame search, JFK's penis will get a future episode BTW, zip codes really trip the gang up, Costa Rica has weird addresses, navigating in South America, it's even harder when you're drunk, Bullet is the best song by the Misfits, the gang is TERRIBLE at remembering major historical events, EVERYTHING GOOD HAPPENS IN '69, LBJ was kinda lazy, quick diatribe into conspiracy theories, 21 year olds today don't know who Mick Jagger is, Facebook is the downfall of the modern times, THE MACHINES ARE COMING FOR US, Yimmy Yendrix, Yogging, Yazz Flute, the sexual revolution comes around, Sandwich-Drugs-RockNRoll, Clinton time travel moment, bowl cuts, love was free because people spent all their money on drugs, Vietnam and disco was the 70's, MORE sex drugs and rock n roll, THAT 70's SHOW IS ON NETFLIX AND YOU NEED TO WATCH IT NOW, Mitch Hedberg references, KISS isn't as cool as Kuykendall thinks, the Baby Boomers gave us so much but fucked us Millennials so hard, more great movie references, Kuyk redeems the gang by remembering when abortions became legal, Kuyk makes terrible jokes YET AGAIN, Boogie fucking Nights, Kuyk can't remember Dazed and Confused and the gang roasts him for it, Kuyk slays the Pong knowledge, everyone fucks up HBO, no one likes Kuyk's shameless promotion for SFARFC, long live Fleet, Todd slays the gang with random 70's trivia, Todd and Kuyk get bilingual, Todd and Mitch are on the Vulcan Mind Meld with vague Apollo 13 hints, YOUR PARENTS ARE LYING TO YOU, go talk to you elder family members and learn about their stories as much as you can! Learn how your parents met and hit us up on Facebook for the chance to win dope prizes. Like our new Instagram and Twitter pages, email us at RedefinePodcast@gmail.com, subscribe on iTunes, get involved with our social media and get mentions and shout outs!

Episode 8 - Surprise! Surprise! Lauren Doesn't Love Speed Dating

Just a quick heads up, Todd has moved into a music house in Austin and the other housemates started having band practice on our usual recording night, so there's some definite start and stop to this episode as well as random noises in the background that you'll hear that include muffled band noise and Todd rocking back in forth in his hammock once he moved to the back yard. All the names that aren't censored were made up for jokes during the podcast and not actual people that attended speed dating. Also, I had some beers before upload and wiring this description. -Kuykendall This week the gang talk about Lauren and Kuykendall going speed dating (WHICH IS STILL A FUCKING THING!!!!) and all the interesting characters that joined them. Kuykendall busts out a brand new way to intro that's Deja Entendu, Mitch and Kuyk can't pronounce Laos properly, Lauren actually approves of her into for once, Brand New topped the Billboard charts with an album that received zero press and no singles released before the album just so you know, Mitchell tells again about how his gastrointestinal distress rears its smelly head at the worst time, the Rick Flare strut makes another appearance, does mutual crop dusting make for a solid relationship foundation? Killswitch Engage is always a good time, SPEED DATING STILL EXISTS, we're all SO busy, Mitch hijacks the story, there aren't enough ska themed wine bars in Dallas, Kuykendall's skin might as well be denim, Todd tells half the "REAL BUSY" story, we revisit Halloweens at the SFA for a bit, Todd talks about old school chess computer games, Kuyk makes a KILLER Rambo reference, Mitch mistakes speed dating for a casual orgy, how would you even spell boofoo? Todd has the best house parties, subtle future episode hint, Mitch was kinda right, foreshadowing, khakis come in all shapes and sizes, shins covered means bidness, the fish shirt slays ass man, random Native American reference diatribe, Burning Man is lame, layouts are hard; sarcasm is harder, people watching is dope, sausage party, more future episode hinting, wine and social awkwardness both get better with time, denim is the best cougar hunting camouflage, Todd doubts his masterful linguistic skills, Kuykendall is such a venereal man, epic Beastie Boys New Style reference, Kuykendall fucks up the lyrics to one of his favorite band's songs so bad that we can't even layer the song to the reference, pre-made ice breakers aren't any less awkward, quick prerecorded synopsis that unfortunately rehashes a lot of previously mentioned points, truckyard, Kuyk is good at his job but not really, Todd's stream of consciousness is hilariously entertaining, HORSE CROSSFIT, Bojack is a good friend of mine, band practice bleeds through, Mitch is incapable of using the word "average," East Texas tries as hard as possible to suck you back in, band practice gets obnoxious and Todd moves outside, Lauren knows that we would know if she phoned it in, mane and tail gets the guys going, #2 is the reigning queen for worst of all, disco ball girl, Lauren gets awkward around awkward people and it's awkward, apparently no one knows how to get hit on, Lauren won't go on a blind date for content, numbers are hard, genocide is still a real thing, Kuykendall and Philly Cheese Steaks are better anyways, boobie estimates are not appreciated, Kuykendall doesn't understand how foreign people act, strippers can walk in heels, foreign people rock the shit out of some heels, prostitutes can DEFINITELY walk in heels, sisters will steal your wallet, Kuykendall only lasts 5 minutes, MORE foreshadowing for future episodes, Kuyk isn't your usual Dallas guy or something, how does one make their own rules while interacting with a dental hygienist? Two people that are half Polish can be more and less Polish than each other, Kuykendall subconsciously does an eastern European accent, beard watching may be a legitimate pastime. 4K CHARACTER LIMITS ARE A REAL THING!

Episode 7 - V-J Day Just Sounds Dirty

Things start off with a bit of scandal this week as Todd leads the gang on a journey of discovery about how dating was in the 1940's and 1950's. Todd gets a little upset when his title gets devalued, Google's #1 user is Lauren, Mitch's chair is broken and he's still stuck in 1920's Boston, the gang can't tell the difference between Han Solo and Hansel or Wedding Crashers and Zoolander, Kuykendall has an awkward encounter with his mom, Mitch becomes a great country western song, the GOT theme overtakes Dueling Banjos as the soundtrack to uncomfortable sexual encounters, little Kuykendall lets the tattoo out of the bag, what would your mom do, the gang are terrible historians and can't name the Axis or Allied powers, the Ferrari Gourlami Touring was unveiled, the gang is REALLY bad a history, no one cares about the Wright Brothers apparently, NASA doesn't stand for what you think it does, like REALLY REALLY bad at history, Todd drops his headphones and Kuykendall spouts out random information about D-Day for a few minutes, and the gang is really bad at politics, but the UN prevails regardless, the gang really loved the movie Semi-Pro, old dating traditions seem a little strange, dad always has a gun, small town dating is usually pretty old-timey, Kuyk makes more semi-offensive generalizations, being broke gets you no ladies in the olden days, THE BIRTH OF PICKUP LINES, the gang still can't seem to break away from the 20's, Mitch tries an old-timey pick up line on Lauren, Mad Men bros were invented, the misogyny was most definitely invented by this moment, Mitch takes the words directly out of Todd's mouth, Bill was a deadbeat but still a pretty alright guy, the first dating advise books and always saying "maybe," Kuykendall maybe acts girly, the first hipsters begin adding to their vinyl collections, is the cover of this book a greek orgy, no one on the podcast listens to enough Alexisonfire, booming babies like most of our parents, dances and music propelled the adolescent world, the gang is way better at random useless facts than at history, Mitch turns 70 for a minute, solid South Park references, Remember the Titans is Kuykendall's favorite 1950's documentary, the gang still can't keep an accent straight for long, old high school jokes come full circle, in Tod we trust, feathers were definitely ruffled, little did we know that butt stuff wasn't invented until the 1950's, Kuykendall's brain doesn't work well at all, random vibrator talk, knowledge of the clitoris roams around southern California out of focus, Dr. Dildo can fix your hysteria right up, lots of foreshadowing for the 1960's, Mitch serenades us to the end of the episode and no one can figure out which song it is, Kuykendall plugs Mark Manson again for the final word. Like us on Facebook, get involved with our discussion and online community, email us at RedefinePodcast@gmail.com, leave comments wherever you see us, subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and anywhere else you can listen to podcasts!

Episode 6 - Dial "1" For Long Distance

The gang gets back from a birthday weekend spent drinking at BSR Cable Park and talks about their experiences in long distance relationships. Kuyk messes up the intro yet again, a discussion of possible alcoholism, we revisit the past and our middle school obsession with hackie sack, Mitch creates an herbivore in order to defend a woman's honor, Mitch learns a new fun term for not having a job, Kuyk whiffs a hug, SFA Rugby's suffers some serious shade, Mitch got them questions, Lauren does some typing, Todd "goes the distance," Mitch becomes DJ Khaled, Todd lays down the syntax law, Lauren has problems with complete sentences, Kuyk gets too literal, we get back to the Woods of SFA and Lauren's feelings don't matter, POWER CHUG for the laptop coming back to life featuring Sum 41, dick pic conversation #1, THE THROBBER, Kuyk is impressed with Lauren's logic and then Lauren still can't speak in complete sentences, bad grades are a red flag, Kuyk makes weird noises, the gang questions Kuyk's hygiene, #SPF100, like who really wants to live in Africa? Everyone is bad at making plans and communicating, let's talk about African amenities and Lion King, African parasites get a little crazy, Tom Brady returns, the parasites get lost in translation, cold poop is good poop, Todd becomes the worst roommate ever, Kuyk questions the wholesomeness of the program, Andrew Jackson was a great Continentalist, then chlamydia happened, STIs are hard to spell, the hippocratic oath doesn't cover cheating, Kuyk's immune system is on a rampage, Christopher Nolan reference, Tropic Thunder reference, STI testing makes your relationship REAL interesting REAL fast, percentages are hard, dick pic conversation #2, Africa's amenities are called back into question, transcontinental flashing is the best flashing, Todd reciprocates, dick pic conversation #3, imagine the bulge, Todd is not an amateur, Brett Farve comes onboard and sounds surprisingly like Tom Brady, Mitch has no game, Todd impersonates a girl...... badly, Snapchat is dodgeball, personalized nudey pics, stereotypes are called into question, Lauren's LARPing date resurfaces, selfie stick nudes, Laurensnaked.com, Lauren's nudes win cash prizes, Kuyk takes some relationship shrapnel, Tombstone reference, percentages are still hard, because sex, time zones are hard to navigate, ALWAYS HAVE MONEY ON YOUR SKYPE CARD, Kuyk tries to make percentages into a literary metaphor but does not succeed, keep me off your couch Mr. Freud, dick pic conversation #4, JoshIsNaked.com, doggie style exposes all sorts of things, Todd tanks Kuyk's metaphor, Lauren sets Kuyk up for an epic "D" joke,\ Like us on Facebook, comment here, subscribe on iTunes, and send us some email at RedefinePodcast@gmail.com

Episode 5 - DJ D-Pression Wrecks The Roaring 20's And The Groundwork For EDM

This week we learn more about dating through history in the Roaring 20's and the Great Depression. Kuykendall fumbles through the intro, Lauren smells lemony fresh, Kirk is a ringtone aficionado, an old character makes a reappearance, Professor Mitch takes us on an educational journey, cracking a cold one with the boys becomes illegal and the gang does not approve, speakeasies are totally Richard, we all love the flappers, women are becoming more independent, birth control gets more high tech and less lemony, bleach is bad for you body, the invention of the washing machine sets us free, history seems to repeat itself, lie detectors are bullshit, DJ D-Pression enters the mix and kills everyone's buzz, bored dust bowlers "discover" mushrooms, you ain't got no problems if you're boogyin' down, Lauren is offended by archaic gender norms, Kirk discovers that he's a stay at home bachelor, Lauren becomes a misogynist, Todd invents the league of extraordinary trophy husbands, Kirk makes more stupid references that no one gets, Todd and Kirk plan a fight to the death, everyone gets confused about the military draft, Todd makes the best description of time ever, random Mulan diatribe, the gang can't stop listening to and talking about LPOTL, women start putting the pieces in place to work toward equality, the gang loves drive-in movies, random Moana diatribe, the first step toward EDM is taken, and Lauren ends the show with her inability to comprehend large numbers. Please like, comment, and share our stuff if you enjoy it. Like and interact with us on Facebook to get links to corresponding source material. Subscribe on iTunes, leave some reviews, and send us email at RedefinePodcast@gmail.com

Episode 4 - Lemony Fresh Terrible Accents

The gang gets together, apologizes for Episode 3, learns a little Italian, Kuykendall tries to redeem himself (not so successfully), and then Lauren takes us on a trip back to turn of the 20th century for look at how people dated from the 1900's to the 1920's. We learn a lot about the origin of modern dates, early forms of birth control, and that Mitch believes that Boston was the only metropolitan city before the 1940's. You'll be surprised how far the guys will stretch a story to get a good dick pic joke. Please like, share, and leave us some comments on this track. While you're at it, hit up our Facebook page, subscribe on iTunes, and send us some love or hate male at RedefinePodcast@gmail.com

Episode 3 - Hangover Brain At Luby's

Everyone was hungover after the 4th of July and Josh tells the gang about his perfect match. Leave some comments, like us on Facebook, and send us some mail at RedefinePodcast@gmail.com

Episode 2 - Spoons, Ladels, and Other Silverware

Todd talks to us about his cuddling conquest from the previous weekend, we put Lauren on the hook to describe her perfect match, and we run a little long. Please leave us some comments, like us on Facebook, or send us some mail at RedefinePodcast@gmail.com. *Note* you'll hear some censor bleeps because we try to protect the anonymity of those that are not in the room to talk or who have not agreed to come on the show at a later date.

Episode 1 - You Never Forget Your First

The gang introduce themselves and present what exactly is going to be happening here at Redefine the Relationship. Please leave us some comments, like us on Facebook, or e-mail us at redefinepodcast@gmail.com

An Introduction to Redefine The Relationship

Welcome to our podcast! A quick introduction of our program that includes information about our cohosts as well as some of our hand picked favorite episodes that you may want to listen to first. We recap some great moments and talk about episodes that we have planned for the near future.