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Ep.82-Scootaissance II, NBA Playoff Fav Things RN+EUROLEAGUE PLAYOFFS HYPE EP

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Ep.81-NBA PLAYOFF HYPE UP+ Kon v. Cooper Racial Dynamics Amongst White America + Top 5 Basketball Events REVEALED

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Ep.80-March Gladness, Carlik Jones Euro Magic, Jokic vs. Wemby status, AN INCREDIBLE SATURDAY LOVE STORY

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Ep.79-BRICKED UP (respectfully) for elite basketball time

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Ep.78-PORTLAND STATE HYPE EP W/COACH GABE

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Ep.77-NBA Owners Ranked By How Likely They Are to Disappear Pablo Torre, Trade Deadline Lessons, 2019 Draft Debacle, Guys I Believe In No Matter What

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Ep.76-Not a Blazers Pod Emergency Blazers Pod with Shain Brenden

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Ep.75-Cooper Conundrum, All Star Voting SCANDAL, a gross NCAA team up, Darius Acuff, Blazers, Apologies

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Ep.74-Mike Richman (Locked On Blazers) joins to help finally answer the age old question: COULD A TEAM OF 0-TIME ALL STARS BEAT A TEAM OF 1-TIME ALL STARS? And we accidentally talk about the Blazers

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Ep.73-Forecasting Team USA and Scouting Dubs

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Ep.72-Turkey Madness Check-In

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Ep.71-TURKEY MADNESS HYPE EP

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Ep.70-Ranking NBA Owners By The Devastation Their Wealth Creates

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Ep.69-NCAA SEASON HYPE UP PREVIEW W/PAYTON YEARS POD

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Ep.68-UNAPOLOGETIC EUROLEAGUE HYPE PREVIEW W/SEAN HIGHKIN

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Ep.67-The Ugly American's Guide to Eurobasket 2025+BIG HYPE EP

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Episode 66: Yang Hansen Fever and Your Guide To Summer w/The Payton Years

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Ep.65-Scout Michael Visenberg, Blazers Draft Straw Poll, and JUSTICE Spartak Office Shoes Subotica

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Ep.64-Finals Preview, EuroLeague goes beyond janky, Blazers build contenders in other cities

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Ep.63-Anti-Depth, Game 7, Draft Rigging, Blazers return to the mix, Giannis trade theater, eastern conference hating, TJ SHORTS COMING

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Ep.62-Best Playoffs Ever? DBAB?!

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Ep.61-STIRTZ stealing, Blazers Inevitably, Cooper Flagg destinations ranked by conspiracy level

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Ep.60-Perfect Bracket w/Payton Years Pod

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Ep.59-Jalapeno Popper Season!

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Ep.58-Luka Trade Fallout, Blazers Miracle In A Bad Way, Draft Takes, A Signature Move Looking For A Home

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Ep.57-A Scootaissance Man

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Ep.56-THE SETHIES

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Ep.55-FEAST WEEK/BEAST WEEK/LEAST WEEK

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Ep.54-The Two Most Watchable Players In All of Basketball So Far

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Ep.53-Chauncey Billups Should Try To Get Fired On Purpose And Other Reasonable Takes

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Ep.52-Early NBA-NCAA Tips & Tricks

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Ep.51-EUROLEAGUE PREVIEW HYPE W/MIKE RICHMAN

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Ep.50-True NBA Conspiracies & In The Pooper for Cooper

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Ep.49-Respite!

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Ep.48-OLYMPIC FEVER ROUND 1

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Ep.47-Olympic Fever, Big 3 IRL, and Scoring Guards Turned Into Subprime Mortgage Loans

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Ep.46- Summer League Tips, Tricks, a Scoot Mystery, and My New Role with the Lakers

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Ep.45-Bronny Industrial Complex/Olympic Hype Episode

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Ep.44-The Ugly American's Guide To Olympic Qualifiers

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Ep.43-NBA DRAFT HYPE EP (QUIETLY)

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Ep.42-BestPlayerInDraftability and How The Celtics Still Suck

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Ep.41-NBA FINALS NUT BUSTER

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Ep.40-Mark Cuban Missile Crisis

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Ep.39-The Ugly American's Guide to Euroleague Playoffs

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Ep.38-Playoff Belief Rankings and Scoot Shenanigans

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Ep.37-The NCAA's Biggest Upset

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Ep.36-Making the Perfect Bracket

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Ep.35-Honkyssaince Prepper

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Ep.34-Who Would You Wrexham & Mike James the PDX/Euro God

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Ep.33-The Fault In Our All Stars

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Ep.32-NBA Nails All Star Friday, LEDeez Nuts!

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Ep.31-Explain All Star Weekend NBA App Challenge

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Ep.30-NBA Baguette Grab, Dame Night, All-Time Sickos Draft

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Ep.29- Scoot in Context and Saturday Morning Big East Excellence

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Ep.28- Pepe Snitch? Seth League!

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Ep.27- Portland State First Ever Undisputed West Champs Emergency Pod

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Ep.26- Holiday Hoops Guide

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Ep.25- 14% NBA Season Awards

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Ep.24- Pac 12 Breakup Sex w/The Payton Years

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Ep.23- EuroLeague Degeneracy w/Erik Garcia Gundersen

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Ep.22- Dame Trade Fatigue w/Mike Richman

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Ep.21-Steve Kerr Takes The Stinky L and Other Great FIBA WC Takes

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Ep.20- UNAPOLOGETIC FIBA WORLD CUP HYPE (QUIETLY)

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Ep.19- THE NBA APP IS FREE HEROIN

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Ep.18- Too Many Twins NOT AN ACCIDENT

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Ep.17- Ranking Summer Basketball Leagues

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Ep.16- Ranking White American Players

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Ep.15- Hoop Summit vs. Poop Summit

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Ep.14-Sports Betting is the new BDSM

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Ep.13- Bracket Polycule

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Ep.12- Nate Oats Needs Costanza

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Ep.11- ALL STAR ENJOYERS ONLY

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Ep.10- Trade Deadline Papi

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Ep.9-Mike Schmitz Military Coup

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Ep.8- Glizzy Gun to my head

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Ep.7- Les Schwab Invitational, Virgin Grind Nerds Only

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Ep.6- Left Handed Lena Dunham With Ups

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Ep5.- White American Player (WAP) of the Week

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Ep.4- Nerlens Noel Could Not Stop Sim Bhullar

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Ep.3- Both Sides of the Lakers Glory Hole

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Ep.2- Moral Worthiness

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Ep.1- Pirating NBA games for satire only