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Saudi Aramco's Seth Allen’s Secret Basketball Pod — 82 episodes
Ep.82-Scootaissance II, NBA Playoff Fav Things RN+EUROLEAGUE PLAYOFFS HYPE EP
Ep.81-NBA PLAYOFF HYPE UP+ Kon v. Cooper Racial Dynamics Amongst White America + Top 5 Basketball Events REVEALED
Ep.80-March Gladness, Carlik Jones Euro Magic, Jokic vs. Wemby status, AN INCREDIBLE SATURDAY LOVE STORY
Ep.79-BRICKED UP (respectfully) for elite basketball time
Ep.78-PORTLAND STATE HYPE EP W/COACH GABE
Ep.77-NBA Owners Ranked By How Likely They Are to Disappear Pablo Torre, Trade Deadline Lessons, 2019 Draft Debacle, Guys I Believe In No Matter What
Ep.76-Not a Blazers Pod Emergency Blazers Pod with Shain Brenden
Ep.75-Cooper Conundrum, All Star Voting SCANDAL, a gross NCAA team up, Darius Acuff, Blazers, Apologies
Ep.74-Mike Richman (Locked On Blazers) joins to help finally answer the age old question: COULD A TEAM OF 0-TIME ALL STARS BEAT A TEAM OF 1-TIME ALL STARS? And we accidentally talk about the Blazers
Ep.73-Forecasting Team USA and Scouting Dubs
Ep.72-Turkey Madness Check-In
Ep.71-TURKEY MADNESS HYPE EP
Ep.70-Ranking NBA Owners By The Devastation Their Wealth Creates
Ep.69-NCAA SEASON HYPE UP PREVIEW W/PAYTON YEARS POD
Ep.68-UNAPOLOGETIC EUROLEAGUE HYPE PREVIEW W/SEAN HIGHKIN
Ep.67-The Ugly American's Guide to Eurobasket 2025+BIG HYPE EP
Episode 66: Yang Hansen Fever and Your Guide To Summer w/The Payton Years
Ep.65-Scout Michael Visenberg, Blazers Draft Straw Poll, and JUSTICE Spartak Office Shoes Subotica
Ep.64-Finals Preview, EuroLeague goes beyond janky, Blazers build contenders in other cities
Ep.63-Anti-Depth, Game 7, Draft Rigging, Blazers return to the mix, Giannis trade theater, eastern conference hating, TJ SHORTS COMING
Ep.62-Best Playoffs Ever? DBAB?!
Ep.61-STIRTZ stealing, Blazers Inevitably, Cooper Flagg destinations ranked by conspiracy level
Ep.60-Perfect Bracket w/Payton Years Pod
Ep.59-Jalapeno Popper Season!
Ep.58-Luka Trade Fallout, Blazers Miracle In A Bad Way, Draft Takes, A Signature Move Looking For A Home
Ep.57-A Scootaissance Man
Ep.56-THE SETHIES
Ep.55-FEAST WEEK/BEAST WEEK/LEAST WEEK
Ep.54-The Two Most Watchable Players In All of Basketball So Far
Ep.53-Chauncey Billups Should Try To Get Fired On Purpose And Other Reasonable Takes
Ep.52-Early NBA-NCAA Tips & Tricks
Ep.51-EUROLEAGUE PREVIEW HYPE W/MIKE RICHMAN
Ep.50-True NBA Conspiracies & In The Pooper for Cooper
Ep.49-Respite!
Ep.48-OLYMPIC FEVER ROUND 1
Ep.47-Olympic Fever, Big 3 IRL, and Scoring Guards Turned Into Subprime Mortgage Loans
Ep.46- Summer League Tips, Tricks, a Scoot Mystery, and My New Role with the Lakers
Ep.45-Bronny Industrial Complex/Olympic Hype Episode
Ep.44-The Ugly American's Guide To Olympic Qualifiers
Ep.43-NBA DRAFT HYPE EP (QUIETLY)
Ep.42-BestPlayerInDraftability and How The Celtics Still Suck
Ep.41-NBA FINALS NUT BUSTER
Ep.40-Mark Cuban Missile Crisis
Ep.39-The Ugly American's Guide to Euroleague Playoffs
Ep.38-Playoff Belief Rankings and Scoot Shenanigans
Ep.37-The NCAA's Biggest Upset
Ep.36-Making the Perfect Bracket
Ep.35-Honkyssaince Prepper
Ep.34-Who Would You Wrexham & Mike James the PDX/Euro God
Ep.33-The Fault In Our All Stars
Ep.32-NBA Nails All Star Friday, LEDeez Nuts!
Ep.31-Explain All Star Weekend NBA App Challenge
Ep.30-NBA Baguette Grab, Dame Night, All-Time Sickos Draft
Ep.29- Scoot in Context and Saturday Morning Big East Excellence
Ep.28- Pepe Snitch? Seth League!
Ep.27- Portland State First Ever Undisputed West Champs Emergency Pod
Ep.26- Holiday Hoops Guide
Ep.25- 14% NBA Season Awards
Ep.24- Pac 12 Breakup Sex w/The Payton Years
Ep.23- EuroLeague Degeneracy w/Erik Garcia Gundersen
Ep.22- Dame Trade Fatigue w/Mike Richman
Ep.21-Steve Kerr Takes The Stinky L and Other Great FIBA WC Takes
Ep.20- UNAPOLOGETIC FIBA WORLD CUP HYPE (QUIETLY)
Ep.19- THE NBA APP IS FREE HEROIN
Ep.18- Too Many Twins NOT AN ACCIDENT
Ep.17- Ranking Summer Basketball Leagues
Ep.16- Ranking White American Players
Ep.15- Hoop Summit vs. Poop Summit
Ep.14-Sports Betting is the new BDSM
Ep.13- Bracket Polycule
Ep.12- Nate Oats Needs Costanza
Ep.11- ALL STAR ENJOYERS ONLY
Ep.10- Trade Deadline Papi
Ep.9-Mike Schmitz Military Coup
Ep.8- Glizzy Gun to my head
Ep.7- Les Schwab Invitational, Virgin Grind Nerds Only
Ep.6- Left Handed Lena Dunham With Ups
Ep5.- White American Player (WAP) of the Week
Ep.4- Nerlens Noel Could Not Stop Sim Bhullar
Ep.3- Both Sides of the Lakers Glory Hole
Ep.2- Moral Worthiness
Ep.1- Pirating NBA games for satire only