27 Episodes
Episode 8 - Horrendous Henry
In this episode our genius shines, instead of talking about boobs we plan our pitch to Netflix with the thrilling tales of a grown up Horrid Henry. Enjoy xo
Episode 7 - Crack, Slap and Cum
You saw the title... what more do you expect?
Episode 6 - The "Icks"
Your three favourite political boys go from kid cartoons and icks to eating the rich, the classic love story.
Episode 5 - Milk Munchers
Pushing boundaries once again, listen to the end to see how we answer the crucial question... why is a kebab shop not a chippy? Is it obvious.... maybe
Episode 4 - Gaviscon: Battle Royale
"gaming" - Danny DeVito, 2009.
Episode 2 - Johnny Knoxville and the cock of friendship
Making friends in random places can be tricky, but the boys have a method you won't hear anywhere else...
Episode 1 - Guinea Pig Poo - The Dong Ding Diet
The Boys are Back! And this time... not much has changed. This time we spend a concerning amount of time talking about guinea pig droppings and a post-apocalyptic world where doorbells go 'Dong Ding' and not 'Ding Dong'... hold on to your butts!
Episode 18 - Michael Caine REALLY wanted that Yorkie™
Not a sponsor…aha unless? This is the one where we review scran, branding and bootleg restaurants. Truly top tier content for some niche audience out there, presumably.
Episode 17 - Did your dad die and become a snowman!?
Johnny Vegas has successed in turning Las Vegas into MONKE. His next master plan? Turning your dead dad into a snowman.
Episode 16 - Pornus Hubus
Guilty pleasures, Shania Twain and horny graffiti from times long past... Just another day for the boys. Check out our latest episode as we explain what these three things have in common... or don't.
Episode 15 - Touching Base
Would you look at that? 15 episodes in! We've covered raccoon balls to rip-off ET movies, but we covered... US! Let's remove the veil of reality and touch base with your favourite shambled eggs.
Episode 14 - Wac and Pee
It's finally here! Our crappy movie, chosen by you guys, is getting the shambled eggs treatment. The Mysterious Alien Creature may not have blessed your viewing pleasure, so let us take you through the coke filled world of Mac and Me.
Episode 13 - Labyrinth come in
Ali, Ethan and Richard slows things down, wind back the clock and dive into the silver screen and discuss their thoughts on movies and game shows. All in time for our big movie review episode coming soon.
Episode 12 - Drunk Eggcounters
click click click... is it a secret message in morse code? or just a group of friends talking about crazy, drunk encounters whilst playing minecraft? WHO KNOWS?!? Listen and find out.
Episode 11 - Eggs vs Zombies
Plan schmlan, who needs it. Join us as we attempt to cover the topic of apocolypse scenarios but instead end up going down many rabbit holes of sporadic nonsensical conversation. Maybe our brains are already melting as we transition into zombeggs.. Who knows.. Come find out.
Episode 10 - The Bald and the Brave
Hold onto your butts! Here we are, 10 episodes in and boy howdy are you in for a... something! Ready for a rollercoaster episode? LEAD THE WAY JASON STATHAM!
Episode 9 - Eggspiracy
oooowee, time to get your detective hats on because we are about to become people who follow clues to figure things out that people don't want figured out... We forget what they're called.
Episode 8 - Shit Talk
Toilet humour, always there for you when the plan goes down the drain... Get it? Drain?... Like toilet drain? ah whatever.
Episode 7 - Male Privilege
Taking a step back from our usual antics, the boys discuss the growing concern of women's safety, here in the uk, alongside 'Institutional Misogyny' within our society.
Episode 6 - Is Your Uber Driver a Bionicle??
Ever wondered why your uber driver is swerving all over the place? Or how New Zealand has done so well during the pandemic? Well, the boys might just have the answer.
Episode 5 - Eggs vs Nature
Mother Nature better watch her back as the Eggs discuss animal domination.
Episode 4 - Nostalgia
Come join us as we take a trip down memory lane and relive the good ol' days.
Episode 3 - GodzillaGate
Listen as we discuss the greatest possible showdowns you could imagine.
Episode 2 - The Mandela Lasagna
There's more on the menu today - come have a listen as we ask Tom Hardy to dinner, accurately translate dolphin script and relive our times in retail.
Episode 1 - Raccoon Balls
Gone wrong, Gone Sexual - We basically talk about Raccoon balls for 14 straight minutes.
Let's get cracking
Come and listen to what these eggy boys have to say. Is it useful? Nope. Do we think you should listen? Absolutely. In the midst of Global pandemic, a group of hard-boiled eggs come together and try their zero experience in making a podcast because what could possibly go wrong. Have a listen to our trailer and get a taste of the pure nonsense that comes out of minds. Let us know what you think, Craig take it away.