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17 Episodes

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Showoffs Ep 17 - US Election Special

11/13/2020 65 min 20 sec Explicit

This week the lads break their number one rule of no politics and dare to discuss the US election. You’ll discover very quickly that politics isn’t their thing and they move on to all things SHOWOFFS pretty quick.

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Showoffs Ep 16 - Sweet Brioche

10/27/2020 61 min 43 sec Explicit

Easily the most random episode yet. This week the guys cover everything from Xmas lists to double hernia operations. Gav takes us through another intense game of ‘Word or Not a Word’ and Kev reveals what his band name would be, if he had a band. This is the episode that will earn their guys they’re millionth listener...

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Showoffs Ep 15 - Quockerwodger

10/22/2020 61 min 47 sec Explicit

The most random show yet. 100% worth a listen, especially with you ears. Kev unleashes his playful side and Gav pitches the idea that every human being should have a “spirit song” that they sing out loud during moments of contemplation. Rumour has it this episode is in line for a BAFTA.

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Showoffs Ep 14 - Douchecanoe

10/07/2020 59 min 23 sec Explicit

This is the episode that will win awards. A first in podcast history. What starts as a possible joke very quickly snowballs into something very real and never before, in the history of podcasts has a viewer started messaging the show live on air about this particular piece of surgery. All together now... “I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my....”

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Showoffs Ep 13 - Pure Invagination

09/30/2020 61 min 21 sec Explicit

This is episode sums up why Showoffs was created in the first place. Aside from a vaccine, Gav and Kev are offering the world exactly what it needs right now; escapism, hilarity, games, nonsense and viola. Yeah, that’s right, you heard correctly, Viola! Why don’t you invaginate you’re ears with this potentially bafta winning episode of Showoffs. Lalalalala! 

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Showoffs Ep 12 - Winkies

09/23/2020 62 min 23 sec Explicit

60 minutes of quality chat with legendary comedian and wrestling commentator Billy Kirkwood. From the Magnum Leisure Centre in Ayrshire to outdoor comedy gigs, the guys cover it all. There’s new games, no new jingles and Kev manages to mention his upcoming appearance on BGT at least 17 times!

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Showoffs Ep 11 - Run Jimmy Run

09/15/2020 62 min 3 sec Explicit

Did you hear the one about the Welsh 800m champion who chucked athletics, became a rockstar and toured the world, only to discover it was running that made him happy after all? This week the lads chat to the incredibly inspiring Jimmy Watkins who’s running/music reviews are taking the world by storm! Oh, and there’s news about Tiffany...

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Showoffs Ep 10 - New Boy Banjo and BGT Coincidence

09/09/2020 51 min 59 sec Explicit

This week Ashley Banjo isn’t on the show but he gets a mention and we had no idea what to call the show. Kevin Quantum also chats all about his BGT semi final without giving away too much before it’s aired in three weeks. Games, banter, hilarity and an oatcake with an actual face on it.

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Showoffs Ep 9 - Edinburgh Fringe Legends: Slaughterhouse Live

09/09/2020 66 min 19 sec Explicit

This week the lads are joined by Edinburgh Fringe legends Slaughterhouse Live. The three piece comedy troupe are renowned for their live shows featuring some of the craziest characters ever to set foot on a stage. Oh and you will find out why one of them tied a brick to his scrotum... SL member Steve Royle is the first Britain's Got Talent BGT 202 Finalist. He hints at what he has to come!

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Showoffs Ep 8 - Footwrists

08/27/2020 60 min 58 sec Explicit

Our beloved SHOWOFFS are back with a potentially Oscar winning hour of top quality conversation. This week it’s all about the world famous Edinburgh Fringe Festival and the lads very own experiences starting out in comedy. We find out if Tiffany is any closer to agreeing to come on the show and as if that isn’t enough Gav produces a biscuit with the face of Skeletor on it and Kev tries to decide if ‘Footwrists’ is indeed just another word for ankles. Classic.

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Showoffs Ep 7 - Christ on a Crisp

08/12/2020 62 min 40 sec Explicit

After a two week break our very own Showoffs are back at the helm as they reminisce about having Lion-O from Thundercats on the show. Expect discussions about dream guests including Paul Stanley, Rowan Atkinson and Hulk Hogan. We discover just what Widdershins means and live on air Gav pulls a crisp from a bag with the face of Jesus on it! They guys also launch their first ever crowd funder campaign to try and convince Tiffany - singer of the greatest pop song in history - to come on the show and make some dreams come true!

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Showoffs Ep 6 - HOOO! Larry Kenney aka Lion-o from the Thundercats

07/28/2020 60 min 25 sec Explicit

Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats...Hoooooooooooooo! World renowned voiceover artist Larry Kenney a.k.a. Lion-O from Thundercats joins the Showoffs podcast for this weeks hilarious episode. Larry talks about all things Thundercats, including how it all began back in 1983, Mumm-Ra, the now infamous outtakes and his more recent Lion-O cameo in Family Guy. Warning: This episode contains actual legend and may cause sight beyond sight.

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Showoffs Ep 5 - Sight Beyond Sight

07/21/2020 62 min 11 sec Explicit

Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats Shooooooowww....Offs! The one where our hosts finally caught their very own big cat. That’s right, our boys make a huge announcement about next weeks guest and you don’t want to miss this one. Also on this weeks podcast; Words that aren’t words, anagrams and a brand new feature starring Chesney Hawkes and Barry from Eastenders. Swords at the ready!

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Showoffs Ep 4- The Legend of Jason Byrne

07/07/2020 62 min 27 sec Explicit

They promised guests and this week your future BAFTA-winning hosts don’t disappoint. Joined by none other than the comedy genius that is Jason Byrne, this is a hilarious hour rammed full of the highs and lows of being a Showoff. Giant hands, make your own willies, Billy Connolly and the worst heckles ever, they cover it all. 

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Showoffs Ep 3 - Third Time's the Charmander

06/30/2020 64 min 2 sec Explicit

Potentially BAFTA-winning episode of the cult hit Showoffs. The lads begin to reveal their origin stories as to how they became such showoffs, Gav reveals his middle name and we discover that Kev used to play for Scotland! Plus a huge Guest announcement! Jason Byrne will be on the show soon!!

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Showoffs Ep 2 - The Difficult Second Album

06/28/2020 61 min 13 sec Explicit

After a hugely successful first ever podcast recording, our unlikely podcast heroes are back with another hour of Showoffs delights. This weeks episode covers more words that aren’t words, turning 40, names that aren’t names and the greatest anagrams of all time. Oh, and there’s a mild promise of some world class guests...

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Showoffs Ep 1 - The Beginning

06/21/2020 64 min 26 sec Explicit

An intro to the world of your Showoffs hosts Gavin Oattes and Kevin Quantum. This first episode is brought to you by the letters K and Q. The guys chat about Thundercats, Tiffany, nicknames, words that aren’t words and Steve from Blue.