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Slop Culture — 27 episodes
The Magnificent Seven (2016) - Gaze Into Infinity, Brother
Escape From New York - We Should Absolutely Be Wearing Spats
Krull - It's Like Something Bad That Happens To You, Physically
True Lies - Stay Off The Lovecraftian Section of Grindr
Dredd - Illegal Go-Gurt
2 Fast 2 Furious - You Wanna See Some Flamingos?
The Expendables 2 - Ah, Le Goonage
The Brothers Grimm - I'm Just A Guy Who Misunderstands Pack Dynamics
District B13 - I'm Gonna Call It ScareBnB
Hackers - I Cast Delete Mom
American Ninja - Seinfeld Gaiden: Thousand Year Death Tournament
The Equalizer 3 - I'd Still End Up In the Flesh Sack, Probably.
Valentine's Day Special - Dueling Eroticas
Equilibrium - I Show A Garfield Strip To The Accused
Robin Hood 2018 - Dragging Chains Up Hills To Get Buff
Rumble In The Bronx - A Haunted House Getting Squeezed By The Mafia
Bulletproof Monk - Get This Sexy Robot Out Of My Face
The Rock - I Love Trains and I Love Trains and I Love Trains
In The Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale - I Would Have Preferred Backshots
Batman Returns - That's A Signal, I'm Not Saying What Kind
300 - Live Forever At The Pleasure Dome
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword - He's Got Approachable Eyebrows
Face/Off - They Make Ears
Independence Day - I Hate Obelisks.
Rambo 2008 - Rattle 'Em, Boys!
The Chronicles of Riddick - These Guys Monger
Scorpion King - Twitching in the Hole