All Episodes - Small Things
Weekly podcast featuring stand up comedian Matty Chymbor where small things make him really annoyed. Listen each week as we discuss things in life that bug us!
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NIGHTTIME ERECTIONS /// Small Things #110
Woah! That used to be a girl! Anyways, Matty gets nighttime bones and hes healthy so thats good news. Unfortunately, hes still dumb, but were learning! Listen for a fun brain buster and a good chuckle heheeeee (*im crying typing this).
MY P***S IS SHOWING! /// Small Things #109
Matty had to deal w/ some rude followers, but ya know, we'll get passed it! Thankfully I have some dry clothing to show off my bulge, and a diet coke thats making me leak! We discuss how my coffee is transitioning, and how so am I!
SHE READS EROTIC NOVELS /// Small Things #108
Matty has been a loyal drunk fast food consumer for years, and they're making him mad. His girlfriend reads erotic novels, and it's getting out of hand. Oh, and his uncle uploaded a p*rn to Facebook once. Enjoy
HE FAKED CANCER! /// Small Things #107
Im a mommas boy and im not afraid to say it! Not to mention, my bio fatho (father) may or may not have faked cancer. Im crazy, I think! Anyways, @MandyMartino joined us to chat we quickly ranked our top favorite sandwiches. Love it, listen and enjoy
I HATE INSTAGRAM /// Small Things #106
Do we actually like posting on instagram? I talk about that, instagrams CEO getting dragged in the comment section, daylight savings, and therapy. Listen to cure all your problems!
WHITE PEOPLE FOOD /// SMALL THINGS #105
We talk about how white people dont (do) season their food, comedy being taken too serious, and a ton of other stuff! Listen and enjoy! Also, im on tour! Visit www.mattychymbor.com/upcoming-shows for show/ticket info!
OUR PETS ARE EATING US! /// SMALL THINGS #104
Im 37! Thats not old, and old at the same time. We talk about how to age gracefully, single people, and our pets eating us when we're dead.
Episode 99 - SKID ROW N G-HOLES
SKID ROW, GLORY HOLES, TRUMP AND MORE! LISTEN ADN HAVE FUN! SUBSCRIBE TOO, AND LEAVE A REVIEW!
Episode 98 - MY GIRLFRIEND! PART 2
MANDY IS BACK! WE TALK ABOUT CONCERTS, HER CLEAVAGE, AI AND SO MUCH MORE! LISTEN TO HER PODCAST MISERY LOVES MANDY, AND WEIRDLY OBSESSED! @MANDYMARTINO
Episode 97 - ITS MY BIRTHDAY!
ITS MY BDAY AND ITS TIME TO TIGHTEN UP! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? YOU'LL FIND THAT OUT, PLUS YOULL HEAR ABOUT MY BOWLING BDAY, TAMPA, AND BEER!
Episode 96 - TAYLOR SWIFT, OUR SAVIOR
TAYLOR SWIFT WILL FIX EVERYTHING! SWIFT 2024! ANYWHO, WE TALK ABOUT EARTHQUAKES, BEING EMBARRASSED, THERAPY, AND ALL THE ABOVE.
Episode 95 - BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIE EVER?
I QUIT SOMETHING, AND YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO FIND OUT! ALSO, I RANK THE TOP 5 CHRISTMAS MOVIES. HOW EXCITING. LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE W/ YOUR BURNER ACCOUNT, AND LIKE AGAIN!
Episode 94 - DEPP VS HEARD
WHAT A FUN EPISODE! I TOOK A WEEK OFF, AND IM BACK WITH VENGEANCE (IM NOT). WE (ME AND MANDY) TALK ABOUT THE NEW JOHNNY DEPP AND AMBER HEARD DOC, KID ROCK, AND OTHER WEIRD THINGS! LISTEN, LIKE, SUBSCRIBE.
Episode 93 - I AM BARBIE
THIS EPISODE WAS WILD! MANDY DECIDED TO THROW ME IN A BARBIE GENERATOR, AND CONVENIENTLY MADE ME A GIRL. AND WHEN IM THE KEN DOLL, IM TOO HOT. ANYWAYS, MY GRANDMA DOENST KNOW WHAT 'SUCK IT' MEANS, AND MY BAND TEACHER GOT CALLED G*Y BY A KID AND THINGS GOT HEATED. LISTEN, LIKE, SUBSCRIBE.
Episode 92 - WHY I QUIT DRINKING
WELL IM BACK AFTER A LONG TIME, AGAIN, LIKE A TERRIBLE DAD. IM NOT A DAD, BUT I ACT LIKE ONE. ANYWAYS, I TALK ABOUT WHERE IVE BEEN, WHAT IVE BEEN DOING, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY I QUIT DRINKING, AND FOR HOW LONG. NOT PERMANENT, BUT IT HELPED! HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS WEEKS NEW EPISODE!
Episode 91 - "I WON A GRAMMY" W/ LATIF TAYOUR
MEET LATIF TAYOUR! GOOD FRIEND, COMEDIAN, MUSIC ENGINEER AND DAD. WE TALK ABOUT COMEDY SHOWS, HOW HE WON A GRAMMY, AND WHITE KIDS RAPPING.
Episode 90 - "I tried opium once.." w/ Amir Kabiri
MEET AMIR KABIRI (JACK OF ALL TRADES)! AMIR IS MY BUDDY IN LA, AND A SUPER FUNNY GUY. HIS STORIES ARE HILARIOUS AND I KNOW YOU'LL ENJOY THAT AS WELL
Episode 89 - My Girlfriend! w/ Mandy Martino
MEET MANDY (MARTINO)! SHES A HILARIOUS COMIC, PODCASTER, AND A GREAT GIRLFRIEND! WE TALK ABOUT GROWING UP, SPORTS, AND ALL THAT FUN STUFF.
Episode 88 - KILLER SALLY
KILLER SALLY IS INNOCENT! (I THINK)
Episode 87 - WHATS A NARCISSIST?
WE FIND OUT WHAT A NARCISSIST IS, AND HOW MENTAL HEALTH SELF CARE TIPS MAKE YOU BECOME ONE. ALSO, F**K JEFFREY DAHMER, AND ALL THAT GARBAGE.
Episode 86 - IM STRESSED TF OUT!
I've been on the go, and with that comes stress and whatnot. It was fun, but daddy needs to pump the breaks. Listen and share.
Episode 84 - WHERE IS MY MONEY
These people owe me money, and im getting annoyed! Wtf!
Episode 82 - HOW TO SAVE MONEY
SAVE SOME MONEY BABBYYYYEEYEE
Episode 81 - Anger Issues
Oh boy, im frustrated, and its all for YOU GUYS!
Episode 80 - STONED APE THEORY
DRUGS WILL SET YOU FREE (I HEARD)
Episode 79 - DRINKING PROBLEM
MATTY TALKS ABOUT HOW TO DECONSTRUCT ISSUES TO MAKE THEM GO AWAY!
Episode 78 - HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Woah, huge announcement coming in this episode! Im not just saying that either. My life has changed, and you need to hear about it (or you're d**d to me).
Episode 77 - LIZZO IS NAKED
LIZZO IS NAKED, IM HORNY, AND COFFEE IS GOOD. THE ALGORITHM IS AWFUL, AND I THINK ITS YOUR FAULT. LISTEN.
Episode 76 - AMBULANCE SUCKED, CHIP FLAVORS, AND IPAs
THE MOVIE AMBULANCE IS THE WORST MOVIE ON EARTH. THAT BEING SAID, I RANK CHIP FLAVORS AND TALK ABOUT IPAs. ENJOY
Episode 75 - BAD VEGAN, WILL SMITH, AND THE WORST ROOMMATE
MATTY IS BACK BABY! LETS TALK ABOUT WILL SMITH LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. I ALSO RAMBLE ABOUT THE TITANIC SINKING, AND SOME BAD NETFLIX SHOWS (WORST ROOMMATE & BAD VEGAN). THANKS FOR LISTENING.
Episode 74 - ADDICTED TO PHONE, RAPPERS NAMES AND UNORIGINAL REELS
I barely know any new rappers these days. Im 34 and make reels. Wtf do I know? I do know I can't put my phone down, which caused me to have a pinched nerve. Listen and relate
Episode 73 - BEING ALONE, INVENTING TOILETS, AND MURDERERS
We're all crazy when we're alone (some of us more than others). I like to be weird in the bathroom, and I research when we stopped pooping outside. Its not as bad as it sounds. Be sure to check me out on Youtube!
Episode 72 - BEING AVERAGE, GETTING YOUR LIFE TOGETHER, AND SUCCESS
LISTEN TO MY PLAN TO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER. ITS NOT THE BEST BUT IT MAKES SENSE.
Episode 71 - BEATBOXING, DINERS DRIVE INS AND DIVES & WEIRD SH*T
YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT NOISE IN APARTMENT BUILDINGS.
Episode 70 - HOMELESS ARGUMENT, HAVING FUN ALONE, AND BIONIC LIMBS
INVITE ME OUT, SO I CAN CANCEL ON YOU.
Episode 69 - MY BIRTHDAY, BEING AVERAGE AND SPORTS
IM ABOUT TO BE ____ YEAR OLD. WHAT?! AND GUESS WHAT? IM AVERAGE AF (SO ARE YOU).
Episode 68 - SALMONELLA, COVID, AND HANGOVERS
WHAT A SUNDAY. DODGING DISEASE LEFT AND RIGHT. LISTEN AND LEARN.
Episode 67 - REJECTION, SONG LYRICS, AND THE CAPITOL
THIS CHICK GOT REJECTED BY A GUY, AND I CANT BELIEVE HIS EXCUSE. LISTEN TO UNCLE MATTY TALK ABOUT FUN STUFF. COME HANG OUT.
Episode 66 - MOVIE REVIEWS, 10 YEARS, AND OLD INTERNET
YOUR BOY IS WEARING A PINK (SALMON) SHIRT, AND PISSING OFF THE ALGORITHM. HAVE FUN!
Episode 65 - YOU DONT OWE PPL S**T, 2020, AND LAME DM'S
THE AUDIO ISNT GREAT. MY APOLOGIES. THIS EP IS A VENTING SESH. ENJOY