All Episodes - The (Ain't) Shit Show
We ain't shit, haven't been shit, won't ever be shit. Listen to the ramblings of three Chicagoans unqualified for anything, take on everything, in a show about nothing.
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A Boy And His Dog
This episode is kind of a tear jerker. We reminisce on our past dogs with the recent passing of Chimpo's dog, Skye. This episode has some laughs though of course because we're drunk degenerates and cope with jokes.
Seek Therapy
Fallout, friendship, selvedge, autism, therapy and dead homies. We are somewhat back? Idk, here we go again, season 3 with nothing new besides a recorder. Welcome back if you want to listen, if not, go fuck yourself.
Chimpo's Cook County Comeback
The never ending downward spiral that is Chimp's life continues for you entertainment! We talk about Pokemon GO, to the right gear you need for Chicago winters and of course the very brief time Chimp spent incarcerated. We'll be back with more episodes and more guests.
COVID Comeback
So it's been a long time and it's as awkward to us as it'll be to you. Times and things have changed but one thing certainly did not, and that's the level of ignorance we have as a collective. Listen this isn't our best work but hey, what are you doing with your life that's so great? J/k we missed you guys and doing this and we talk about just about anything with no means to an end, for example, rabies. Yeah figure that one out on your own.
Ahegáo (Part 2)
We continue discussing the band, share stories of over the years camaraderie and what it takes to start and own a brand, C2E2 and a very popular art form also known as Ahegao.
Ahegáo (Part 1)
We're back bringing in talented guests on the show with the founder and designer behind the brand "Underground Dojo", Sway, another long time homie of ours. We talk the brand, and being Puerto Rican
Mannyfestation (Part 2)
Manny sticks to his guns and dismisses the idea and concept of manifestations by bringing in concrete evidence and examples of manifestations. True example of fighting fire with fire, is he a fire sign? Who knows. Who gives a shit, astrology isn't real.
Mannyfestation (Part 1)
I am not entirely sure what's with the name but this two parter is funny due to the hypocrisy all around and superstition. So if you believe in Zodiac signs and such, this might not be for you... And just wait until the second part, oof.
Minutiae
Season 3 y'all, the boys are trying to escape the inescapable clutches of content going stale the boys begin using big words so watch out Webster's, we're not fucking around. Modelo should really start thinking about sponsoring us.
Red Line Journals (Part 2)
A continuation of this episode where the boys discuss art, the drive, and the process of getting records pressed and being independent. They also talk Simpsons and a bunch of other unrelated things because, lets face it, it's hard to keep a group of people on topic when everyone's hyped.
A Bloody Space Fight (Part 1)
To wrap up the final guest spots for season 2 we bring in a friend of the show and actual brother to Chimp, none other than Ezekiel Tha Prophet talking about his Christian rap albu... what? Wait so they're not Christian rap albums? Well I guess you'll have to take a listen to find out. And like with Bells and Timbo, we have split this episode into 2.
Moment Media (Part 2)
We get to divulge more into Moment Media and get to hear more from Eddie. Bells also breaks down her experience on tour. We talk about being Messicans and accountability
Sleeping Bells (Part 1)
We have two local homies at the pod, Liddobells and Eddie talking about Moment Media and shooting the shit with the boys. We were having too much fun that we split this into two parts as well.
A(li) S(ix) M(ight) R(age Quit)
We speak on some ASMR shit, Pokemon and stacking rocks with local artist and homie Ali Six and he cheats on Marvel Vs. Capcom and don't let him tell you different.
Jimbo's Limbo (Part 2)
The gang comes to terms that they're hipsters and it's finally the 4th of July.
Timbo's Limbo (Part 1)
Timbo comes through with his ignorance and sorry to say this was our second go round with podding with the Bro and for some reason the property value went up. On the eve of the birthday of the greatest country on Earth. Pod went so long we split this in two so enjoy.
Eli Get a Mic
Rizzy paints a mural, Manny figures out Rizzy is a serial killer and Chimpo might be guilty by association. Meanwhile Eli refuses to talk on the mic or even get a mic so listeners, please harass Eli into submission into finally getting a mic. Mole fest also happend
Dorrito Fingers
So there was a 5k that Chimpo volunteered for and nearly poisoned the poor runners and Manny and the family hit up C2E2 surrounded by cosplayers and the men who don't know that no means no. Bank of America send money, Andres teach Chimp to drive.
Technical Difficulties
So we were trying something new and I just gotta apologize and promise you we will never try this again. Apologies in advance BUT, I mean, look at the name of the show, what do you expect?
StAy w0kE
Manny and Eli bring Chimp and Roy sour dicks as gifts. No fragile masculinity in this group of miscreants. I am not gonna lie, with this new re-uploads I have not been keeping track of dates and such. The recording sounds like it was in December but the episode was originally uploaded in Mar... Wait, you don't give a shit, just enjoy But it begins, telling Manny to get close to the mic
A Family Podcast
Johnson and Johnson developed a new tear free tear gas for the kids of the caravan and other immigrants crossing the border. The ignorance is high in this episode, enjoy
Milkmen
So it begins, new cables and crystal clear clarity in your ear holes. Unfortunately it is unclear who's show this is so we agree to disagree. We talked sneaker culture, movies and some b.s about milk
Back to the Land of the Free
Rizzy came back from PR and Chimp came back from a trip to Colombia and we catch up with how their ventures went. The ignorance really comes through in this episode with every passing beer.
Fireman
The first episode of these three ignorant nonsensical morons talking about who knows exactly? Is Fireman really Lil Wayne's greatest song?