143 Episodes
More Than Love (I Have a CENSORED)
A - D - Bm - E My my my my my wholes worlds gone topsy turvy since you (been my friend) Normal I like em a bit more (nothing) But there's somethin about ya that makes me feel (fine) I wanted to tell you All the (good) things I would've done But I couldn't muster the courage to do it So instead I wrote this song It's more than love It's more than fate I wanted to (talk) In your (phone) I wanted to give your (groceries) a rest In my hand I wanted to show you My (song) I wanted to see if it made you (laugh) But I guess not It's more than love It's more than fate I wanted to (talk) In your (phone) Or anywhere else that you like would be nice Even twice For you babe, I woulda (paid my phone bill) But now you're gone All that's left is this song When ya listen I wonder if you'll sing along Or are those days Are those days are those days Long gone It's more than love It's more than fate That I only (uhh) When I (uhhhhhhhhh) NO! It's more than love! It's more than fate! I wanna (BAPBAPBAPBAAAAA NA NA NANAA) ! in your face! and put a baby inside ya I just can't deny I gotta (nothing) With your name on it! (But now you're gone) I got a (nothing) I wrote your name on it (You're so far gone) I got a (nothing) And there's no shame in it! (When ya hear this song) Will we still get along? Will we still get along?
More Than Love (I Have a Boner)
A - D - Bm - E My my my my my wholes worlds gone topsy turvy since you turned me on Normal I like em a bit more curvy But there's somethin about ya that makes me feel wrong I wanted to tell you All the disgusting things I would've done But I couldn't muster the courage to do it So instead I wrote this song It's more than love It's more than fate I wanted to cum In your face I wanted to give your breasts a rest In my hand I wanted to show you My cock I wanted to see if it made you hot But I guess not It's more than love It's more than fate I wanted to cum In your face Or anywhere else that you like would be nice Even twice For you babe, I woulda gone all night But now you're gone All that's left is this song When ya listen I wonder if you'll sing along Or are those days Are those days are those days Long gone It's more than love It's more than fate That I only came When I masturbate NO! It's more than love! It's more than fate! I wanna cum ! in your face! and put a baby inside ya I just can't deny I gotta boner With your name on it! (But now you're gone) I got a boner I wrote your name on it (You're so far gone) I got a boner And there's no shame in it! (When ya hear this song) We will still get along? We we still get along?
Markus & Minkus
Written & Recorded by TMH Music - Gavottes avec 6 doubles - Jean Philipe Rameau - played by Trevor Pinnock additional writing by "The Gamer" album art by Andrew Sutliff (https://www.instagram.com/ohnodinos/) MARKUS & MINKUS 0:00 - The Manor 1:03 - The Bedroom 2:38 - The Great Hall 3:57 - The Pineapple 7:26 - The Frame 12:59 - The Shed 18:12 - The Hogarty's 20:14 - The Sacrifice 22:54 - The Gold
You Paid For This (Audio Commissions)
This is a compilation of some fun audio commissions I did from 2021-2022. Audio commissions are OPEN AGAIN! Send an email to theminutehour@gmail.com with either a script or an idea for a short monologue/scene/song. I'll get back to you within a week to let you know if I can do it. Rates are below. It's a little pricier than last time, but I don't phone these in! You will get your money's worth. -- NEW COMMISSION RATES -- If you want me to read a script - $40 for 1 minute of recorded lines +$15 for each additional minute (3 mins max) If you want me to record/edit something based on your idea - $50 for 1 minute monologue/scene/song, with music and/or sound effects +$25 for each additional minute (3 mins max) CREDITS 0:00 1. TMH Official Prayer Le Grenoulle (XPM) (inspiration) 1:18 2. Tools Matt Magnotta (premise/co-writer) 2:22 3. Dirty Bird Big Raim (inspiration) 3:45 4. Pigeon Fighter BubbaJonezz (premise) Music - "Naked Guy Murder" (Cliff Martinez - Too Old To Die Young) 6:06 5. Class Participation Daniel Gross (premise) 8:51 6. Geralt's High Octane Tax Collection Agency Big Raim (premise) Music - "Who Likes To Party" (Kevin Macleod) 9:56 7. Crystal Healer Nequies (premise) 10:55 8. Dale's Dill Dough Randi Dave (premise/co-writer) Music - "Neopolitan Tarantella" (Al Caiola) 12:20 9. Make It Backwards A.A. (inspiration) Music - "Sirius" (Alan Parsons) 14:12 10. Country Song Noah Wright of the Marrow Journal (writer) 16:15 11. Mealz Myron (premise/co-writer) Music - Somewhere in this video, I don't remember! https://youtu.be/_Zxnop2vmGM 18:34 12. Bear With Me SBS (premise) 19:42 13. What A Queer Bird The Frog Are Peter Yost (inspiration, based on an old poem they know of) 20:55 14. DIGMEOUT Chris B (premise) 21:52 15. Soap Chicken tehtyde (premise) 23:44 16. The Birthday Song K.R. (inspiration) 24:53 17. Nice Tux Anonymous (writer) Music - "Arabesque No. 1" (Debussy) 26:03 18. Rami's Mind Qanye (premise) 27:28 19. Tenet N.V. (premise) 28:49 20. Pantless Man Anonymous (premise/co-writer) Music - Gymnopedia No. 1 (Erik Satie) 30:37 21. The Least Dangerous Game Winged Sun Comics (premise/co-writer) Music - "untitled192" (tmh) 32:55 22. Goblin in Space Gepherey (premise) 33:29 23. Totino Knows Anonymous (premise/co-writer) 34:36 24. Dale's Dill Dough 2 Randi Dave (premise/co-writer) Music - "Neopolitan Tarantella" (Al Caiola) 36:34 25. Smoke N Murder Guy John V. (premise) 38:12 26. Glenn with Two N's The Alchemist (inspiration/co-writer) 39:34 27. The Uncircumsizer Jerry Harkins (premise) Music - Danse Macabre (Camille Saint-Saens) 41:16 28. Are You A Bad Enough Dude DOODmarine (writer) 41:36 29. That Dang Old Dog Evan Dickerson (inspiration/co-writer)
Signal Return 06
FORGOT TO UPLOAD THIS BACK WHEN IT CAME OUT! OOPS! SIGNAL RETURN 06: VOTE directed/edited by MoxieFamous original HUD design by FOD Signal Return is a collaborative project made with contributions from the tmh_tml community. discord.gg/zx5PYst 0:00 - Intro MUS: Rapiddd 0:22 - Care to Explain? MUS: Rapiddd AUD: Lief-Kynes VID: Darryl from A.N.T. Farm 0:38 - Title Screen MUS: Grawk VID: Jammho 0:53 - Episode Six MUS: Grawk VID: Grandbadger 1:08 - VOTE MUS: Grawk AUS: Burritos / GreyscalePeacock / Naztheros VID: ClassicOz 1:45 - Domino's MUS: Jammho AUD: SrupZ / Cube Cubed VID: Jammho 3:10 - Missed Call ALL: Yerg 3:42 - GOATS MUS: Slammity_dan / GreyscalePeacock VID: Jammho 4:06 - Dating Type ALL: Yerg / sundaybrunchspinster / bill_murray 5:57 - Big Monkey MUS: Dad VID: Grandbadger 6:58 - Vitamin C MUS: Lober VID: THTM 9:18 - I Luv Womyn MUS: The Yellow Shirt Man VID: SrupZ_ / not a robot / XxmichaelxX / bDwS 10:30 - Bumper MUS: Kilroy VID: ChopNotSlop 10:44 - Clocked AUD: TMH 13:48 - Bug Brigade MUS: MasterSquinch AUD: GreyscalePeacock VID: bDwS 14:44 - Bumper MUS: GreyscalePeacock 14:52 - Force Felt AUD: Dr. Elmayo VID: ChopNotSlop / Pea 17:26 - Walk in the Park AUD: SneakyHere MUS: sundaybrunchspinster VID: sergeant kipling 18:35 - Bumper MUS: Grawk 18:59 - OFF THE AIR MUS: Grawk Aud: CrunchyEater VID: Sergeant Kipling 19:13 - Butwat (App) MUS: Grawk AUD: TMH VID: Ethanol 20:01 - Eat Your Vegetables AUD: SneakyHere 21:10 - Credits VID: MoxieFamous MUS: sundaybrunchspinster
The Shoebody Bop
song by The Minute Hour, animation by Drue Langlois SUPPORT DRUE (the animator) by buying his new BOP shirt - https://drues-store.creator-spring.com/listing/head_bopper OR join his PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/drue_langlois I also have a patreon - https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour animation for this song - https://youtu.be/tSZZFayo64I original bop video - https://youtu.be/EkDOuRAwrYE
The Strangerman
the minute hour music is I'll Follow Tomorrow / Phantom Thread II & III by Jonny Greenwood, from the Phantom Thread OST
Thanks, Google!
Ok, google? Thank you. google, facebook, amazon twitch, and twitter, and your mom makin the internet a better place it used to be shady it used to be hectic it used to be so dang eclectic not anymore, those days are gone thanks to google, facebook, and amazon twitch, and twitter, and your mom its finally safe to log on (it's finally safe, I don't have to put my gloves on) There's nothing very scary We capped the hate (goodbye hate) But careful what you say that could incriminate (careful what you say) And circulate it to your job (hope you don't like your job!) I use facebook to check up on my former friends and amazon to buy my shit, get my shit delivered to my porch (that's where it belongs) I use twitter mainly to argue with strangers but there's no danger no there's no danger if they mess with me, I'll call the cops and they'll look at your twitter, facebook, and amazon maybe you been buyin' stuff to build a bomb or maybe you been lyin maybe you been wrong and we'll find it find it on twitter, facebook, and amazon oh we'll hunt it down and then we'll spread it around and that ain't what you want in this climate! (i'm compliant!) thanks google, facebook, and amazon you made the internet a perfect place for us to say whatever you want (I know just what to say when every word I say is spoken for) and we don't deserve you and just we live to serve you won't you plug us into the machine and let our bodies be as one and join our brain with jeff bezos
Just Checkin'
A lil compilation of bits/skits. music, writing, voices, editing by the minute hour https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour
Ronnie McDonnie is _____
scandal of the century. the minute hour
CAR MAN, Episode 1 - Bubba Coolguy
A couple months ago I went on a road trip to meet up with some old friends I hadn't seen in awhile, as well as old internet friends who I had yet to meet in real life. I made 9 stops in 17 days across 4000 miles. I recorded 110 hours of audio on the trip with a friend's mobile microphone and I'm now editing it into a little documentary series called "Car Man." This is episode 1, where I meet up with my good friend Bubba Coolguy for a night of drinking and pizza and The Godfather Part 3. Album art from FRUNTPORCH - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC855A0Fbx1EFEpP3_CSonVw https://www.instagram.com/fruntporch/ CONTENTS 0:37 - Car Man's Theme 1:38 - Driving to Bubba's (intro, sexy pedal) 2:57 - Christian radio, seeking 4:24 - Arriving at Bubba's 5:30 - Sardines 7:56 - Don Draper 9:21 - Bubba Bathes Sometimes 11:11 - Retaining Walls 12:16 - The Godfather, Pt 3 13:49 - Late night walk (pimp, sex store) 16:09 - Bubba's dream 17:19 - Bubba's first hentai 18:18 - Retaining Walls, Pt 2 19:16 - Departure Next episode featuring Turnip.
computer music 3
not really an album, just a dump of some music I've made on the computer since the last one of these (https://youtu.be/8xvz25CPRkM) - feel free to use any of these tracks in your creative projects, a lot of them can be easily looped. 0:00 - 1. 130 1:02 - 2. 119 2:06 - 3. 120 (from "The Rules of Chadds") 3:20 - 4. 128 4:33 - 5. 51 5:13 - 6. 129 6:40 - 7. 134 7:34 - 8. 45 (from "Welcome to Fockmart") 8:57 - 9. 135 9:56 - 10. 136 11:08 - 11. 123 (from "Manbits") 12:25 - 12. 133 13:03 - 13. 155 14:41 - 14. 141 15:37 - 15. 147 16:55 - 16. 122 (from "Manbits") 19:08 - 17. 127 20:37 - 18. 125
The Bugs Are Back! (FUNKY)
Greyscale Peacock (https://soundcloud.com/gpianops) sent me this kick ass funky ass version of The Bugs Are Back! so I'm posting it here. Check out his soundcloud, he's contributed a bunch of stuff to TMH_TML projects in the past.
Turbulence
written by turnip voiced/edited by tmh music by philip glass from "The Photographer"
Tell Her About My Sweat
https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour
The Bugs Are Back!
another song for that children's album that I am very slowly making. chords, E7 - A7 lyrics: the bugs are back! (the bugs are back baby!) x 3 yeah they're back, back and they're on the attack! the bugs are back! (the bugs are back baby!) x 3 yeah they're back, back and they're on the attack! it's springtime now all the bugs came to life they crawled outta the earth and into my night-MARES I tell you i'm so SCARED I know they're itty bitty and I know that I don't! care! what's goin' on in a bug's brain? why they actin' so strange? can they even feel pain? I don't know I only know the bugs are back! (the bugs are back baby!) x 3 yeah they're back, back and they're on the attack! the bugs are back! (the bugs are back baby!) x 3 yeah they're back and they want you for a snack! mosquitoes! bitin' my leg! beetles! makin' me sick! centipedes! I neva seen one but if I did you know you KNOW I'd be screamin'! ants! now they're not so scary... but spiders! when their legs get hairy... I swear if I saw a fairy I'd think it was a bug and smush it like a berry! the bugs are back x4 they're livin' in the trees they're flyin' so free get away from me oh bug is a verb and it means you bother me the war has begun they outnumber us a million to one an ant can lift a hundred thousand tons 25 of them and we'll be done RUN! the bugs are back x8
I Stalk My Exes(On the Internet)
everybody does this, right?? chords: D - C - G last part is D - Am7 - C - G lyrics: at the end of the day, when I feel like relaxin' I whip out my phone and start stalkin' my exes stalkin' my exes on the internet yeah, if she's got a twitter, you know that I follow and if she's got an insta, you know I got around her block with my alternate accounts, yeah I got alternate accounts and she didn't count on my alternate accounts if you're my ex and you're listening to this I promise you, it's not a threat I'm just a curious little cat and I'm gonna stalk you on the internet I love to stalk you on the internet I love to see you tryin' to impress all your friends I love to stalk you on the internet I love to judge the caliber of guy that you're with I love to stalk you on the internet it's so easy to do, it's practically effortless and I love on your snapchat you've got gps cause that way I know exactly where you is! and I can stay far away from you but still I know exactly what you're up to is it a healthy thing to do? no but tell me you don't do it too we all stalk our exes on the internet it's the natural end to modern relationship we all stalk our exes on the internet maybe once maybe twice or every night before bed we all stalk our exes on the internet and if you're shakin' your head, I think that you're full of shit cause it's all right there on the internet and god help you if you're trying to forget no matter how far away I get I'm really ever only just a few clicks I'm gonna see everything you said I see you when you're lonely and I see you talkin' shit when I think of all the time that I spent scrollin' through my phone sittin' up in bed surely the lowest form of entertainment it's like reality tv except it's all about my ex I love your breakdowns I love your fakeouts I love your face when you get your breakouts I track your mileage your gingivitis and when your teeth rot I take a screenshot I stalk my exes woah!
Golly Gotta Do Stuff!
golly... what a goof. patreon.com/theminutehour
Manbits
a short collection of bits 0:00 - The Chocolate Shell VO/music by TMH 1:01 - Dancing VO/music by TMH 3:06 - The Jizzum Blanket by TMH 5:09 - Nostalgia Don VO - Donald Trump Music - Charlier Parker, Jam Session (1952) "Ballad Medley" 6:22 - Do What You Was Born To Do VO/music by TMH
The Rules of Chadds
chadds is unlike any game on the market. it costs $150 just to think about it. the minute hour music by the minute hour
Music from CronaCast 2
All the music featured on the 2nd Cronacast - https://youtu.be/NjapTbuKNas album art by Odin_Odang_Obie featuring tracks from.... Jammho (http://isdmxinjail.com/) icrs (soundcloud.com/yungicarus) Yerg Greyscale Peacock (https://soundcloud.com/gpianops // https://twitter.com/gpianops) Lober (https://soundcloud.com/user-237954200 // https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1JRX0poufM-RIItMXPwmEg?view_as=subscriber Spaghetti Squash (http://salmonofcapistrano.com/) Grawk (https://donate.wikimedia.org/) Actually Literally Satan The Gamer Odin_Odang_Obie (https://twitter.com/ObieOdin) The Mulkmen North Anatolian Fault Augggh Tracklist 0:00 - "You Died of Corono" (Jammho) 1:47 - "Shitty Minor 3" (icrs) 4:52 - "Eh" (Yerg) 7:44 - "Jerry Seinfeld Stole My Pockets" (icrs) 9:24 - "CronaHold" (Jammho) 11:26 - "Am I Gonna Get It" (Lober) 12:29 - "Heavy Breathing" (icrs) 14:34 - "Lugnut Salad" (Greyscale Peacock) 16:33 - Audience Voicemail 16:40 - "Slowdownman" (Jammho) 19:50 - "Warning" (Augggh) 20:00 - Audience Voicemail 20:14 - "Cwatt2" (Jammho) 23:16 - "Flies" (Odin_Odang_Obie) 25:41 - "Yabba Dabba Doo" (The Gamer) 27:00 - "Lost and Found" (icrs) 30:19 - Audience Voicemail 30:43 - "The Bottom Half of Your Face" (TMH / Spaghetti Squash) 32:33 - "Corona Spaceship" (Grawk) 33:46 - "Wrong" (Yerg) 35:51 - "Filed Under M" (Jammho) 39:27 - "New Normal" (The Mulkmen) 40:34 - "Into the Blue" (North Anatolian Fault) 42:09 - "Please Isolate" (Spaghetti Squash) 44:35 - "Chuptune" (The Gamer) 46:02 - "Corona Rona" (Spaghetti Squash) 46:56 - "This Song Tested Positive" (Actually Literally Satan) 48:47 - "Newnewnormal" (Jammho) 49:56 - "SUPERHIGHWAY" (Greyscale Peacock)
The Beautiful Bottom Half of Your Face
another tune for this damn pandemic - originally premiered on CronaCast 2. vocals/lyrics by TMH, music by Spaghetti Squash. We've got a few songs in the works, we'll release them all as an album at some point. lyrics 2 pm at the grocery store I'm in the aisle lookin' at some corn I turn to my right and what do I spy? but a beautiful half of a face I'm stuck here standing in place imaginin' the beautiful bottom half of your face with those eyebrows so plucked and refined now and guess what? I love the size of the gap between your eyes it's not too wide and I imagine that the bottom half of your face is probably fine whoa, I hope you're givin me so much hope whoa, whoa
That's Not What My Mommy Said!
Originally made for The RIP EP - https://youtu.be/Uj98Vpbd7Pc music by Chud Droopy - https://eroticguymachine.bandcamp.com/releases vocals/lyrics by tmh additional mixing by spaghetti squash Drue made a fun video for it - https://youtu.be/9wDibZwoePo So I decided it to release it on here.
This Song Sounds Terrible
This song may cause frank and uncomfortable discussions with your friends and family members. B - A - E (chords) lyrics: this song sounds terrible to pedophiles only pedophiles this song sounds terrible to pedophiles only pedophiles yes this song will sound terrible to you if you identify, as a pedophile and if you say "hey that's not my style, I just don't like this song" that's a pedophile in denial! this song sounds terrible to pedophiles, only pedophiles this song sounds terrible to pedophiles only pedophiles if you dream of catchin a plane to pedophile island then you won't like it that's a 100% guarantee from me I did the research, I got a bibliography I took a survey of my closest friends and the ones who don't like this song they like fuckin' kids they fuck kids they fuck kids I stopped being their friend cause of what they did! I took a head count of all my work buddies and the ones who told me my SINGIN WAS SHITTAYY, THEYY fuck kids they fuck kids I have evidence I release it, when it's appropriate this song sounds terrible to pedophiles only pedophiles this song sounds terrible to pedophiles only pedophiles if you dream of catchin' a plane to pedophile island, then you won't like it and if you say "hey, it's not my style, I just don't like your song" WRONG! you're a pedophile I think you're a dirty pedophile if you don't like song, it's cause wanna bone a child and for you that may be cool but for me it's not if you can't groove to this, it's cause you're groomin' kids if you can't groove to this, it's cause you're groomin' you're groomin a kid! (oo!) (that's not cool) (that's not cool)
Racism and Sexism
The most powerful force in America is obviously The Minions(TM). music 117 - tmh ESPN - Jerry Goldsmith (from the Total Recall OST)
Ricky Volbonte
Ricky Volbonte is a man of indeterminate ethnic origin who hosts a radio call in show. music Kevin MacLeod - Verano Sensual
The Drunk Driving Song
a song for all the dnd'ers out there. chords E - F lyrics: on the I-95 that's where I drive drunk WOOOOOOO! where is the road? where is the road? where is the road? where did it go? where is the road? where is the road? excuse me officer the problem is just that IM DRUNK! IM DRUNK! IM SO FUCKEN DRUNK YES IM DRUNK! I don't know where I come from, I don't know where I come from, I don't know where I come from, I just know that I am drunk HEY! GET OUT OF THE WAY! GET OUT OF THE WAY! GET OUT OF THE WAY! WOAH! I CAN'T SEE THE ROAD! I CAN'T SEE THE ROAD! OH WHERE DID THE ROAD GO?? OHHHHHHH!
computer music 2
effin around in fruity loops for fun and this is the result. feel free to use any of this in any of your creative projects. 1. 97 - 0:00 2, 92 - 2:27 3. 108 - 3:56 4. 104 - 5:40 5. 69 - 7:28 6. 76 - 9:55 7. 100 - 11:41 8. 88 - 14:36 9. 106 - 17:10 10. 107 - 19:00 11. 71 - 20:59 12. 85 - 23:18 13. 96 - 26:07
MADE IN CHINA!
THIS VIDEO IS FACTUAL AND CORRECT! china (the country), I will take this video down and stop my upcoming onslaught of anti-china content if you paypal me 100 Million USD. paypal.me/theminutehour people...we have to blackmail china (the country), NOW!
Crona Kills - Music and Extra Bits from The CronaCast
all the music from the show and some bits that didn't get aired. original live broadcast - https://youtu.be/biThqCtzVbI read THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE - https://theminutehour.com/zines/ join discord.gg/zx5PYst support https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour Featuring works from... Droopy McCool Jammho Greyscale Peacock (https://soundcloud.com/gpianops / https://twitter.com/gpianops) Kilroy (https://twitter.com/yaboykilroy) Don Haussettler (https://www.youtube.com/user/TormentoftheDahaka) Dad Spaghetti Squash (https://www.egirl.gg/) Jurgen LAIN Toner Martini (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGdry9YI8uvnR1AjLLyMOcA) MoxieFamous (https://twitter.com/MoxieFamous) Syphus dont-feed-ben azure album art by MoxieFamous (https://twitter.com/MoxieFamous) Track list 0:00 - 1. See You Online (prod by Greyscale Peacock, sax by dont-feed-ben, bass by azure) 2:47 - 2. asmrtypebeat (Jurgen) 5:13 - 3. changeupshit (Droopy McCool) 8:03 - 4. autowreckshit (Droopy McCool) 10:08 - 5. drumsbad (Droopy McCool) 11:11 - 6. welcome (Syphus) 11:17 - 7. intermission (Dad) 12:47 - 8. olmec (Droopy McCool) 15:19 - 9. wheelin (Greyscale Peacock) 16:44 - 10. P_L_A_N (Jammho) 17:49 - 11. caveman call-in (written by Kilroy, voiced by Crumbles) 20:04 - 12. new age loop (Kilroy) 21:58 - 13. droopy balloon call-in (Droopy McCool) 25:53 - 14. idonotknowwhatabridgeis (Droopy McCool) 26:37 - 15. call from joey (LAIN) 28:00 - 16. catshit (Droopy McCool) 30:00 - 17. chinese finger traps (MoxieFamous) 30:40 - 18. upsetting sound (Greyscale Peacock) 30:44 - 19. neptuneshit (Droopy McCool) 32:05 - 20. circles downward demo (Don Haussettler) 34:39 - 21. the rona (Greyscale Peacock) 34:44 - 22. menacing shit (Droopy McCool) 36:35 - 23. spicy food (Droopy McCool) 39:03 - 24. G_L_I_T_C_H_O_U_T (Jammho) 40:03 - 25. I_N_D_O_O_R_S (Jammho) 42:04 - 26. infection (Syphus) 43:51 - 27. iaminaworldofshit (Don Haussettler) 45:17 - 28. laughshit (Droopy McCool) 45:48 - 29. rat facts (Toner Martini) 48:51 - 30. corona universe (Spaghetti Squash) 53:25 - 31. mid-side processing (Kilroy) 55:40 - 32. autowreckshit (again) (Droopy McCool) 57:45 - 33. cwatt (Jammho) 1:02:40 - 34. stay inside (Dad)
Get a Gun
time to get a gun. the minute hour. lyrics get a gun get a gun, get a gun i said you gotta get a gun you gotta get a gun the time has come time has come time has come for you to get a gun yeah the time has come cause you dont wanna be the only one without a gun with the fightin's begun get a gun get a gun get a gun you gotta get a gun get a gun get a gun get a gun get a gun get a gun, get a gun i said you gotta get a gun you gotta get a gun more than one, more than two more than three you can get one free if you buy three guns and you'll need more than three well just, just take it from me you need plenty of guns get some guns get some guns get some guns
Coronaville (Yogonnageddit)
the minute hour lyrics: big yellow schoolbus all the kiddies get on that freakin thing's taking them to school, as they do I cant help but thinkin theres no way there's not a single stinkin kid on that bus ain't got the flu which means soon, I'll be livin in coronaville yes I will be livin in a coronaville and I'm not thrilled, but there's nothin I can do there's nothin I can say to you I need my mail forwarded to corona HQ I'm gonna get it there's somethin I should mention somethin not far from my thoughts I think about it a lot as a man of 27 coronavirus is not gonna make me drop the rate of mortality only really goes up when you're 70 or older and that's already pretty old now everyone's warnin me they're tellin me I should quarantine maybe I will, maybe I won't yo gonna geddit
SIGNAL RETURN 05
Signal Return is a collaborative project from the tmh_tml discord server, the same people who make THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE (which is a printed zine). You can see all past issues of THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE here: https://theminutehour.com/zines/ https://patreon.com/theminutehour discord.gg/zx5PYst SIGNAL RETURN 05 edited by tmh with contributions from... 0:00 - opening music - letsalllovelain vid - fod 1:02 - amazon customer service vox - mr. red rocket vid - tmh, moxiefamous 3:19 - sigret station identification five music - augggh, haha vid - fod, culture 3:51 - joe's cheddar vox - bridge stuart vid - jammho, culture, kitten 4:50 - my car music + vocals - dad vid - tmh background images - bdws, polpotsnpans 6:26 - sarsparilla vox - syphus vid - tmh, kitten 8:08 - sigret station id music - icrs vid - alfwok 9:12 - a message for tom fulp vox - kilroy music - mastersquinch vid - tmh 12:06 - i am pigman station id mus - augggh vid - jammho 12:22 - buss a baby vox - tmh mus - jurgen 14:05 - dubstep station ID mus - itsowain vid - tmh, jammho 14:27 - tom cruisey music - kitten vid - tmh, soop, duk, canthandlemyhandle, beeb 16:04 - time tattoo vox - drue langlois music - drue langlois vid - tmh, moxiefamous, duk, culture, classicoz 19:53 station id vid - casualmalexl music - framk 20:04 - superslicer 3000 vox - pyracy vid - culture, jammho 22:00 - laughing interlude music - azure vox - gym slow vid - jammho, teratoma jones, dont-feed-ben, greyscale peacock, augggh, moxiefamous 22:48 - answering machine vox - shat dohnson vid - don hausettler, moxiefamous, bdws, polpotsnpans, soop, culture, kitten 27:35 - the legend of hook hand music - droopy mccool vid - tmh, don hausettler, polpotsnpans, moxiefamous, kitten, bdws 30:52 - credits music - kitten vid - tmh, moxiefamous, jammho, deleted user, haru
The Friendly Old Ladies
Old Ladies Who Think They Are Doing Good the minute hour music: kevin macleod - in your arms
Altar Boy
(unmolested) altar boys 4 life the minute hour music: Father full of compassion Father, give me a tranquil spirit
SIGNAL RETURN 04
Signal Return is a collaborative project from the tmh_tml discord server, the same people who make THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE (which is a printed zine). You can see all past issues of THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE here: https://theminutehour.com/zines/ https://patreon.com/theminutehour discord.gg/zx5PYst SIGNAL RETURN 04: AUDIO TERRORISM produced by tmh directed/edited by MoxieFamous with contributions from... 0:00 - Intro Mus: Jammho Vid: FOD 0:50 - Bumper 01 Mus: Shaan 1:01 - Tuna Bag Mus: Allie Freed Vid/Vox: Shaan 1:31 - Bumper 02 Mus: Don’t Feed Ben Vid: bDwS 1:41 - Fault Mus: Jammho Vox: Don Haussettler 4:35 - Bumper 03 Vid: Auggh Vox: Jurgen 4:46 - X-Boyfriend Vox: Angelboy Discoman 5:09 - Jizz Boi 3000 Vid/Vox/Mus: MoxieFamous 6:37 - ASMR Channel Vox: Kilroy 7:29 - Terry’s Mower Mus/Vox: Dad Vid: Angelboy Discoman / MoxieFamous 9:05 - Bumper 04 Mus: Itsowain Vid: Dead-1968 / Itsowain 9:11 - 1-800-RUIN Vox: TaintBrain 12:57 - The Dumbfuck Ghoul Mus: Droopy McCool Vox: Ishtahal 14:40 - Bumper 05 Mus: SundayBrunchSpinster 15:11 - The Paper Wasp Vid: bDWs Vox: Ishtahal / Culture 18:26 - Kill Ridley Scott Mus: Jammho Vid: Angelboy Discoman Vox: Droopy McCool 21:01 - Taco Thursday Mus: Itsowain Vid: Grand Badger Vox: MoxieFamous 21:35 - Bumper 06 Mus: Droopy McCool Vid: Jammho 21:55 - [BLEEP] Mus: Don’t Feed Ben Vox: Swaggy Pete 22:57 - Plosives Vid: Angelboy Discoman Vox: Kilroy 23:11 - Dirty Needs Mus: Greyscale Peacock 24:56 - Goblin Vox: Lamb’s Ear Rec: Dukso 25:01 - Credits Mus: Angelboy Discoman 26:30 - Droopy Scream Vox: Droopy McCool Rec: Dukso
TMH is 5 years old.
https://angelboydiscoman.itch.io/tmh-... https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour https://www.paypal.com/paypalme2/them... THANK YOU FOR 5 YEARS OF SUPPORT! song at the end is untitled76 - it's in the 5 year package.
Your Ma Is Cuckoo
I'm sorry, Ricky, I have to save myself. the minute hour support: https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour
Waddatetusaydadeedadum
the minute hour lyrics: waddatetusaydadeedahdum
Hold The Line
you just stay right there, baby... the minute hour music by: Kilroy ( https://twitter.com/yaboykilroy )
Signal Return - 03
Signal Return is a collaborative project from the tmh_tml discord server, the same people who make THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE (which is a printed zine). You can see all past issues of THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE here: https://theminutehour.com/zines/ https://patreon.com/theminutehour discord.gg/zx5PYst FULL CREDITS / TIMESTAMPS SIGNAL RETURN 03 0:00 - Intro Music - MC ODAE VID - FOD 1:42 I Love You Courtney -Bridge Stuart VID - Kilroy 3:47 Love Song - Dad VID - Jammho 4:13 Beating off in church with dad - deleted user 4:17 Droopy Job Interview written by Chud Droopy VOX - TMH VID - bdws MUSIC/MIX - spaghetti squash 5:44 vampire asmr gf - Friko Braun VID - ClassicOz 8:14 Bossa Nvo Jam - its owainh VID - Jammho 8:38 kooch1 - frikobraun VID - casualmaleXL 9:24 Gorillas on the discovery channel - Bridge Stuart VID - Mikal v O 9:59 Signal Earth VID - Jammho MUSIC - ClassicOz 10:11 Peel - Shat Dohnson VID - Shat Dohnson MUSIC - Podington Bear 15:05 Karaoke recorded by BattleToad VOX - Friko/Lawful VID - bdws 15:24 Hitman Jose MUSIC - Chud Droopy VID - TMH 17:04 Hurt Culture - Don Haussettler 17:59 Numbers Station - Kilroy 18:10 Casual Acquaintance MUSIC - Dad VID - Kilroy 19:25 Real Cowboy written by Blau-1589 VOX - SneakyHere VID - Jammho 20:23 Beautiful Rim Lit Hair VOX - Sling MUSIC/MIX - Spaghetti Squash VID - TMH 22:36 Goldfish MUSIC - Jammho VOX - Toner Martini GUITAR - Don Haussettler VID - umami 26:00 Change for a Dollar - Mikal v O
What I Wouldn't Give To Smoke You
all these old forgotten feelings.... the minute hour
Signal Return - Episode 02
https://discord.gg/zx5PYst https://patreon.com/theminutehour https://theminutehour.com/zines/ order the most recent zine here: https://theminutehour.com/store/issue-8/ - this is all ORIGINAL CONTENT - Signal Return is a new audiovisual series from the tmh_tml discord server. It is a collaborative effort. Below are the full credits for this episode. Signal Return Episode Two Interface by FOD produced by tmh directed/edited by MoxieFamous 0:00 - Intro VOX - MoxieFamous DRUMS - Gym Slow 0:54 - You're a loser VID - Rapiddd VOX - SwaggyPete 2:01 - station identification VID - Jammho VOX - MoxieFamous 2:16 - Sittin' in the Bathroom SONG - Dad VID - MoxieFamous 3:33 - station identification / i'm celibate VID - Kilroy SONG - JSizzle VID - Don Haussettler 4:34 - station identification VID/VOX - MoxieFamous 4:45 - my life is a joke SONG - tmh VID - MoxieFamous / Closet Ben 6:42 - station identification VID - CasualmaleXL VOX - MoxieFamous 6:50 - interview SONG - dmantacos VID - MoxieFamous VOX - JSizzle 8:50 - station identification VOX - Bald Man VID - MoxieFamous 8:52 - you ever wondered what an image of a dick sounds like? VID - MoxieFamous VOX - Kilroy 9:02 - gorilla sideshow VID - Kilroy VOX - Dad 10:44 - i don't know what the fuck i'm doing SONG - Itsowainh VID - Kilroy VOX - Crunchyeater 11:18 - station identification SONG - Itsowainh VID - Jammho 11:23 - station identification VID - Jammho VOX - MoxieFamous 11:33 - geriatricstan SONG - wowbobwow VID - MoxieFamous VOX - Don Haussettler 13:19 - station identification VID - Jammho VOX - MoxieFamous 13:32 - bank robbery SONG - Mouth Men VID - MoxieFamous VOX - Mouth Men 17:50 - credits VID - MoxieFamous SONG - Spaghetti Squash VOX - DapperDevNull 19:54 - didn't wash their hands SONG - Dad
computer music dump (nothing special)
i started using fruity loops at the beginning of the year...still pretty far from knowing what i'm doing but i figured i'd compile some of the stuff i've made that i like. if you don't care about poorly mixed computer music, feel free to ignore this entirely. the minute hour 1. 0:00 - 24 2. 2:58 - 1 3. 4:02 - 26 4. 6:27 - 12 5. 7:33 - 33 6. 9:42 - 36 7. 11:32 - 29 8. 13:09 - 40 9. 13:57 - 49 10. 17:37 - 30 11. 19:21 - 64
The RCT Killer
tmh now available on spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/08bd6htRyX5zNsoGKzmOhk music by Kevin Macleod "Western Streets" "Leaving Home" "Witch Hunt" the rest are sounds from rollercoaster tycoon
Supermarket Blood Pressure Reader
i've always wanted to try one of these the minute hour music "hot pursuit" by kevin macleod supermarket soundscape by Yuri+
Signal Return - Episode One
discord.gg/zx5PYst patreon.com/theminutehour Check out the video version here: https://youtu.be/SypN5QMh4vo Signal Return is a new audiovisual series from the tmh_tml discord server. It is a collaborative effort. Below are the full credits Signal Return Episode One (SHORE) Interface by FOD produced by tmh 0:00 - 1:30 "Intro" soundscape by itsowainh into ambient music by kilroy 1:32 - 4:31 "everything a painting" written by wtmmp video & VO by jsizzle music by spaghetti squash 4:32 - 6:12 "mickey mouse goldfish" written & recorded by tmh remixed by spaghetti squash 6:12 - 6:45 "some sort of sick joke" by acetylecholinesterase 6:45 - 7:29 "bicycle booty boys" written by kilroy VO by hand soap music by jammho 7:29 - 7:46 "HEY YOU! 1" by frikobraun 7:46 - 8:53 "billy billy: coffee" by carter lovelace 8:53 - 9:01 "drone with off rhythms" by itsowainh 9:01 - 9:13 "HEY YOU! 2" by frikobraun 9:14 - 10:04 "mass shooter policy" by tmh 10:04 - 11:11 "not ministry" by droopy chud 11:12 - 13:54 "mr. wintercunt or whatever the fuck" recording by scsf edited by tmh music by spaghetti squash 13:54 - 14:10 "not asmr" by justin scream 14:11 - 14:52 "billy billy nightmare" by carter lovelace 14:53 - 15:42 "landing_gear" by jammho 15:43 - 17:31 "henry and delilah" written and recorded by tmh music by spaghetti squash 18:32 - 19:48 "outro" VO by frikobraun music by kilroy 19:49 - 20:46 "billy billy countries" by carter lovelace
I Won't Do Intravenous Drugs
another one for the children's album lyrics: i wont do intravenous drugs please dont do intravenous drugs i'll sip a brew while im hangin with the buds but we wont do intravenous drugs i'll smoke a cigarette aint nothin wrong with that eat a burger everyday of my life but when it comes to my precious veins thats where i refrain, that's where i abstain cause a man in life, has to draw the line thats why i wont do intravenous drugs please dont do intravenous drugs watch me poppa poppa caplet in my mouth or in my butt jus to prove I don't do intravenous drugs Oh you could smoke some crack From that, there's much turning back But I bet, you'll make it through the night! But if you get yourself a needle and you muck up your blood Your blood can't say when enough is enough And you'll never, get a chance to make things right! thats why i wont do intravenous drugs please dont do intravenous drugs watch me, momma poppa caplet in my mouth or in my butt just to prove I don't need intravenous drugs
Social Media Manicurist
the alerts will wake me up, that's all part of the job. the minute hour
The Woman of My Dreams
i don't see it as a disability at all the minute hour
A Bear Bones House
just a wandering goof about bears. the minute hour
Mr. Plunkett (REMASTERED)
same plunkett song, but now with awesome arranged music and remastered vocals by Askiisoft (https://twitter.com/askiisoft). He just freakin' showed it to me on discord. amazing. lyrics: oh mr plunkett you've done it again oh mr plunkett i called you a friend no mr plunkett im not surprised but this mr plunkett i cannot abide i try to offer you a helping hand you swat it away and then start in with demands oh mr plunkett youre somethin and im someone whose had enough of it i see it in your eyes you dont even recognize what you put me through oh mr plunkett mr plunkett how could you? you always get your way im just a game for you to play well that all ends today mr plunkett you must learn to behave no more fancy treats and i dont wanna hear a single peep no sleepin in the bed oh mr plunkett its because you been bad oh mr plunkett what have you done? oh mr plunkett what have you become? no mr plunkett its not alright its finally sunk in and ive seen the light its time for you & me to get things straight you wanna stay then you betta change cause i wont spend another day or dime on the same mistake i see it in your eyes you dont even recognize what you put me through oh mr plunkett mr plunkett how could you? you always get your way im just a game for you to play well that all ends today oh mr plunkett you must learn to behave!
Oh, Mr. Plunkett
another song for the childrens album that will not be done for awhile lyrics: oh mr plunkett you've done it again oh mr plunkett i called you a friend no mr plunkett im not surprised but this mr plunkett i cannot abide i try to offer you a helping hand you swat it away and then start in with demands oh mr plunkett youre somethin and im someone whose had enough of it i see it in your eyes you dont even recognize what you put me through oh mr plunkett mr plunkett how could you? you always get your way im just a game for you to play well that all ends today mr plunkett you must learn to behave no more fancy treats and i dont wanna hear a single peep no sleepin in the bed oh mr plunkett its because you been bad oh mr plunkett what have you done? oh mr plunkett what have you become? no mr plunkett its not alright its finally sunk in and ive seen the light its time for you & me to get things straight you wanna stay then you betta change cause i wont spend another day or dime on the same mistake i see it in your eyes you dont even recognize what you put me through oh mr plunkett mr plunkett how could you? you always get your way im just a game for you to play well that all ends today oh mr plunkett you must learn to behave!
Duh Onyo / No One Knows
a song I wrote about onions. this will show up on a children's album I'm working on that won't be done for a long time. lyrics:
My Power is Power
I'm trying to unload this coal. the minute hour
My Prize Terrarium
can't get in my head! the minute hour. music: Peter Thomas Sound Orchestra - Eternal Song Peter Thomas Sound Orchestra - Dream Peter Thomas Sound Orchestra - Kopenhagen Peter Thomas Sound Orchestra - Cielanzo
A Vision Of Your Future (music by Tim, The Enchanter)
Tim, The Enchanter and I have collaborated again, and this is the result. Tim did the music, I did the vocals. Tim also made an awesome video out of this, which is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP1p3_T3uHA lyrics: would you like to catch a glimpse of yourself? would you like to see a vision of your future? take this full body scan take this full body scan step right in, and let us do the rest relax... i can see him standing right in front of me i can see him is this real? is this how its gonna be? looks like a joke a loser pathetic little wannabe he looks broke and ready to choke on the dust of his enemies is this a dream? it has to be! and if its not, its a catastrophe! that can't be me, god it has to be and at last i see how fat my ass can be! yes its true what they say you must learn from mistakes or you'll end up the fool that's the price of always playing cool if this future seems gray you could change it today stop playing the fool you know what to do
What This Fuckin' Bitch Doesn't Understand
what does a fuckin' bitch have to do around here to get firebombed?? the minute hour
Banana Boye (Full Version)
inspired by Tim, The Enchanter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbTHBfYOcKU music is Brazillian Flower by Jean- Jacques Perrey lyrics: he know the trends he's the king of all his friends oh honey that's our banana boye oh he has thick yellow skin and i wish that i was him a charming little banana boye you've never seen so much grace til you've seen his little face it fills my dark heart with utter joy oh he has thick yellow skin and i wish that i was him a charming little banana boye and everyday is another day that we get to say hey banana boye and if you told us he didnt know us you'd have to show us into the void take a bite but be polite it's fine to snack he will grow back he doesn't mind cause he so kind this is the sweetest nanaboye you'll find oh he looks sick when he spins makes me feel like i'm a kid who's got a big bagga brand new toys oh he has thick yellow skin and i was that i was him a charming little banana boye and everyday i must pray that he never ever change cause he's the last thing that i enjoy oh he has thick yellow skin and i wish that i was him a charming little banana boye and everyday is another day where we get to say hey banana boye and if you told us he didnt know us you'd have to throw us into the void he knows the trends he's the king of all his friends oh honey that's our banana boye oh he has thick yellow skin and i wish that i was him a charming little banana boye our darling little banana boye thats our banana boye hey
A Wooden Dress (The Dressmaker's Song)
lyrics: a wooden dress last night, i carved you a wooden dress to protect you from the world's unsavory caress from the world's unrelenting molest for no man I know can molest through a wooden dress. sculpted and flowing with wood grain a glowing a little leg showing this dress makes the rest look like crap! and it lasts! if you love it, it loves you right back! that's some magic it's wooden, not fabric! timeless, forever and built for all weather this dress is a treasure this dress buries treasures in it I wanna make a dress that's so good and so wooden that you could be married in it I wanna make a dress that's so good and so wooden that you could be buried in it not that you're dead or necessarily even dying but it could happen, hey it could happen and when you least expect it in that case, the best case is if you were encased in that dress I'd dig a little grave and well, you know the rest
The Hero of the Diner
the minute hour. music: Goodbye, Jerry - Peter Thomas Sound Orchestra Halzar - IT
How's Your Fiancee?
the minute hour lyrics: so how's your fiancee? is it serious? do you think it'll last? i only ask cause sometimes people get engaged as a way of saying "thank you for dating such a pain in the ass" or maybe you accept the proposal cause yes its a huge gesture spending the rest of your life with another a beautiful cover for all of your faults and your many shortcomings
Mini Mysteries! with Detective Jack BB
the many mini mysterious misadventures of jack bb the minute hour. music: Jerry & Phil - Jerry Cotton soundtrack French Girl in Manhattan (w/ Marie France) - Jerry Cotton soundtrack Cristallo Cristallo - Jerry Cotton soundtrack
I Got Tampons!
locally procured butt plugs the minute hour
I'm Not Gay
in fact, i'm actually straight. music is Guitar Gallop by Sam Spence lyrics: I don't care what they say I don't care, I'm not gay-ay-ay-ay No in fact, I'm actually straight 100% stray-ay-ay-ait Mark that down in your books! I'm not one who would give a look or suck anybody's cock! no that's not what i want If i was gay everybody would know i'd run round the town to spy the seeds that i could sow all type of dick put em into my mouth get em real stiff and maybe bring em further south down to my butt BUT! i'm tellin ya im not gay in fact im actually straight theres not much i can say dont have to get so complicated go out and tell all your friends! i don't want their rear ends for the moment im straight but i can feel that straightness fading yes i wait for the day where on the horizon a man is waiting to suck my little cock when he does i'll be truly happy until then i am not
Why Is No One Talking About Fight Club?
im always friggin talkin about it become a $3 patron to get the zine https://patreon.com/theminutehour music: The Dust Brothers - Corporate World (from fight club)
Baloney & Figgs
You never have to be alone again. Season 4 - Relay https://patreon.com/theminutehour Music: The Beach Boys - Smile Backing Vocals Montage
I Don't Care
a tiny little ladybug. patreon.com/theminutehour Drums - Jim Dooley lyrics: i just brush my hair cuz idc x4 ooo a little ladybug x4 i just brush my hair cuz idc x2 i just scratch my head cuz its on FIRE i'll just scratch my eyes out with this WIRE! ooo a little ladybug! x4 idc x2 brush my hair x2 idc x2 brush my hair x2 Hair! oooooo a little ladybug i said ooooo a little ladybug i said ooooo a little ladybug OOOOO a little ladybug! i cannot say how odd it is to see this little ladybug he's standin right in front of me like i know what to say to him i dont know where he came from and i dont know what his angle is but i feel a force around him that i'm gettin all entangled in! wires running up the walls listening in on all my calls everything i eat is drugged everything i touch is bugged the government has set an elaborate trap and i think this little ladybug is part of all that
The Haunted Darkness
album art by Droopy McCool music from: metal gear solid cliff martinez seafloored kevin macleod sam spence kano happy halloween
Do You Think I'm Happy
I got me a plaaaaaan Season 4 - Relay theminutehour.com become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour Music: Sam Spence - It's Over There Lyrics: do you think i'm happy when i lay in bed at night do you think i'm happy with the way i live my life everything i said to you turns out it wasnt true every night in bed is when i pay for what i do go ahead tell everybody all the things you hate about me i dont care what they think not with where im goin soon yes very soon i'll travel far away from here to a place where all my problems up and disappear go ahead tell everybody theres nothing you cant say honey i dont care what they think not with where im goin soon yes very soon im gonna buy myself a gun press it to my temple test the trigger just for fun when you hear a boom a splat all followed by a crunch then youll know how bad i feel for the things ive done do you think im happy when i lay in bed at night do you think im happy with the way i live my life soon you'll get a front row seat to my bloody demise would that make you happy would it make you feel alive would it make you happy if i killed myself tonight Hey!
Relay Part Two
Season 4 Relay - Part Two Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ghUh0ORY_c support TMH at patreon.com/theminutehour album art by arthur hickman (arthurhickman.com) 0:00 - Chairman on the Radio (Kano - Another Life) 3:35 - The Chairman Returns (Sam Spence - Data Display) 5:58 - Research & Development Hell 8:53 - If It Flies... 12:00 - Vote BimStar! (Sam Spence - Flight To Freedom) 14:45 - These Demons of Fatness (Kevin Macleod - Clean Soul) 18:17 - Code Seven (Kano - It's A War) 24:57 - Executive Science (Sam Spence - The Defenders) 31:08 - Defection (Kano - She's a Star) 34:17 -The Zqube (Kraftwerk - Neon Lights) 35:42 - Tommy, Johnny, & Jimmy (The B52s - 52 Girls / Vegetables: Fade The Beach Boys) 38:52 - At the Holodisk... (I'm in Great Shape - The Beach Boys) WAYS TO SUPPORT TMH: THE GAME is BEYOND CRIMSON STARS. freaky deaky art/design/story by @benlunato, freaky deaky voices by me (and @taxxpayermoney)will be on itch.io in the coming days - pay what you want. THE ZINE is THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE, a monthly fun fest in paper form, made possible by the TMH discord. If you want to receive a copy in the mail, paypal $3 to theminutehour.com or join the $3 tier on my patreon. here's the digital edition of the latest issue (digital version is always free) - http://imgur.com/a/pyVcE THE POSTER is this fucken beautiful thing http://imgur.com/a/nUF8t, made by Andrew Sutliff (ohnodinos.tumblr.com). It costs $8 for people in the US (that price includes shipping). $10 for 2. International people - email theminutehour@gmail.com your mailing address and I'll reply with the shipping cost - the base poster costs $5.
The Chairman Returns (RP2 out in 10 days)
RP2 out in 10 days. music is Sam Spence - Data Display. get an FSPC poster - $5 + shipping. details -https://www.reddit.com/r/theminutehour/comments/6sge1b/god_bless_the_fspc_poster_now_available/
The Zqube
Buy it! Throw it away! Buy it again! Season 4 - Relay theminutehour.com become a patron patreon.com/theminutehour Music: Kraftwerk - Neon Lights
These Demons of Fatness
you WILL die you WILL die Season 4 - Relay theminutehour.com become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour Music: Clean Soul - Kevin MacLeod
Anything Is Possible
music from Antonio Prola, check him out: https://www.youtube.com/user/SuperJoe1337 https://soundcloud.com/longcatzmuzik theminutehour.com support tmh @ patreon.com/theminutehour
Can You Help Us?
I got an amp! Trying to make some original compositions. This was made for nsfwhistorypodcast.com - they requested an outro for their episode through my fiverr (https://www.fiverr.com/theminutehour) Lyrics: There's something wrong with my dick something really wrong i dont know exactly what it is but its really wrong i need some kind of fix i dont care what it is a sniff of something whiff of some to make me forget i lost my mom and its sad yes its really sad now i'm stuck with tom and he's not even my real dad i need some kind of fix i dont care what it is a sniff of something whiff of some to make me forget can you help us forget about it (forget about my mommy!) about it (forget about my dick that dont work right!) i'm fuckin poor and thats the way its always been i never had more that exactly what i needed and i know that the fuckers on the street who give me money only do it as a complicated way of makin fun of me but i know a guy who can help me out of poverty he promised me a car and a thrivin piece of property this could be the fix this could be what sticks and i all have to do is sell some bullshit to some idiots! can you help us get rich off the dummies who love wastin their monies on expensive bullshit i've been alone for a year maybe many years i live at home with my cat mr. yellow beard i've forgotten my own life i see demons every night they come to take my autographed picture of jesus christ can you help us be saved from the demons that are invadin my dreamin can you help us escape i'm not just thinkin about myself here but also mr. yellow beard cause he's done some bad shit I NEED THAT PICTURE OF JE-SUS TO PROTECT ME SO THE DEMONS WON'T COLLECT ME AND BRING ME TO HELL
Tommy, Johnny, & Jimmy
Season 4 - Relay support tmh @ patreon.com/theminutehour theminutehour.com Lyrics "We Kiss For Fun" You've seen us on the street - Brother! Brother! We've been defending you and me! Model physique! But we're completely asexual. We got the brains! and the veins! to save the day! we'll save the day! we don't! have sex! with anyone! but we kiss for fun!
EXECUTIVE SCIENCE
Science! On the move! "The Holodisk" / "Not My Job" Season 4 - Relay support tmh @ patreon.com/theminutehour music: Sam Spence - The Defenders Bill Conti - Redemption (Rocky II Theme) Lyrics - "The Holodisk" The Holodisk guides science across the globe do not approach do not get close it'll blind your little eyes with all the science that's inside the holodisk gets it's order from high above yes it's on the true mission of god to create him then make him a star "Not My Job" Not my job and no I don't care got a prob-lem with it fine I don't mind, it's not my... not my job who do you think you're talking to x4 see we give you shit to do, then you do it and we gave you shit to do so do it this is the hsit we're giving you so this is the shit you're gonna do we take bullshit from the right we take bullshit from the left we take bullshit from the front we take bullshit up the ass but we're stuck here there's no love here we can't take it and we're breaking might I just remind you all that we got your life under lock and key and we got your balls under a contract that's-a stronger than an iron leash but if you don't wanna do the work that we give you I'll guess we'll have to wait and see... see if i mean literally... do i have to get your leash? who do you think you're talking to? x2 tell you what i'm gonna do then i'll do it take a great stinky poo i'll do it! this is the shit i'm gonna do the shit that i take in front of you (take a shit) shit on the desk (take a shit) shit on the floor (take a shit) take a laxative (take a shit) then i'll shit some more cause we're stuck here and there's no love here we can't fix it so we're shitting this is the shit we're gonna do this is the shit we're gonna do this shit that i do is just for you...
Vote BimStar!
say his name everyday Season 4 - Relay support @ patreon.com/theminutehour Music: Flight to Freedom - Sam Spence
Relay Part One
Season 4 - Relay Part One support tmh at patreon.com/theminutehour album art by Arthur Hickman (arthurhickman.com) 0:00 - That's A Nice Grill (Perturbator - Welcome Back/Perturbator's Theme) 4:16 - The Minute Hour (Cliff Martinez - Only God Forgives) 5:03 - FSPC (Sam Spence - Silent Season of a Hero) 8:09 - Carman (Cliff Martinez - Chang and Sword) 10:31 - Steamy Creamy Crazy (Sam Spence - Tijuana Trip) 11:26 - Rodey The Long Haired Chef 13:58 - Club Magic (Sam Spence - The Paris Whistler) 17:04 - Yes, Mr. Chairman (Sam Spence - The Searcher) 19:22 - Two Scoops (Nightmares on Wax - Night's Interlude) 21:00 - It's A Baby Boy (Sam Spence - Quest for a Silver Trophy) 23:45 - Come Here Kid (Sam Spence - Quest for a Silver Trophy) 27:01 - DUNDARIOUS REDRIPULIN (Philip Glass - Forgetting) Additional Music by Sam Spence.
Steamy Creamy Crazy
BETTER MAKE IT QUICK, NOW! Season 4 - Relay Music Sam Spence - Tijuana Trip Lyrics: It...just...takes... two scoops in the bowl and then it's in the microwave until it steams and then two creamy scoops on top and I'll be your best friend!
Club Magic
MC ElectroChrist wants the magic in your soul. Season 4 - Relay become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour Lyrics: Please, just have a seat - here! So - pleased you could meet - here! We! Knew you were coming We, at Club Magic see... Watch! A flip of a trick - ahh! You too can have this - powahh It's built up inside you you must let it go free... (speaking part) Leave life at the door, dear no one's keeping score here. Live a life full of magic, live a life made of dreams... (speaking part) We went to Club Magic, that's when it all happened. It was always inside us, ElectroChrist let it go free... Music: Sam Spence - The Paris Whistler
DUNDARIOUS REDRIPULIN
Oh to be a Dundareaton Redripulate. Season 4 - Relay become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour Music: Philip Glass - Forgetting (w/ Linda Ronstadt, Kronos Qt, The Roches)
Rodey The Long Haired Chef
This name, it is not a mistake. Season 4 - Relay become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour
Vape! (To Save The Human Race)
Music: Den Harrow - To Meet Me Lyrics: Vape! Vape to save the human race - It don't matter the time or place, you just stop what you're doing and VAPE! Vapin' with all your friends this party never ends it could go on for days vapin' with all your mates It's just good harmless fun safe and good for your lungs you should vape with your mum we should vape with your mum Pinnacle of grace Pillar of my faith My only true escape - It's vape. Vape away the pain! Blow it all away! Find out what remains - It's vape. Vape is great - Vape is great - And the great thing is that vape is safe.
The Federal Sports Protection Commission
The Holy Sports Order. Season 4 - Relay become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour Lyrics: It's my job to alter the genetic makeup of all able men who apply You were once humans now transformed by science a SCUD til the day that you die. I'll change the life of any man all he need do is apply For sports we fight cause sports are right you'll play til the play that you die. Submit yourself and give in to us You wonder what's on the other side. It's life burning bright like fire in the night and that fire will be mine! Music: Sam Spence - Silent Season of a Hero
The <3 Land
Lyrics: Oh when we find The Heartland, we'll feel it deep in our bones We'll know it's there and we won't care what put us on the road. All that happened in the past are lessons learned and now we know that when we step into the heartland we've seen the end of our woes. And we say in the Heartland men are free! Free to live responsibly! And for all those who disagree-- We'll stop their hearts entirely Oh when we find the Heartland we'll have to raise the stakes. First I'll arrange the carriages into a little makeshift stage and if there is a man who would try to hold us back, I'd stick a stake into his face and push until I push through neck. Oh when we find the Heartland We have to start anew and all we've learned from scorn and spurn should show in what we do. All we've learned from scorn and spurn and all the pain and all the hurt is when we step into the Heartland that pain must never return. But we say in the Heartland fight with us! Unite behind what's right with us! Ride on through the night with us! And if you don't we'll knife your guts. There once-a was a donkey king behind him sat his two sons. To each he bequeathed a crown as gifts with spices and barrels of rum. Said one son to the next "I say! Your stack is bigger than mine!" The kind said only an ass would think to measure his brother's supply." I don't think I even get that, but I don't buy that for a second! And you must be working with them! Because why else would you say that? What a time to go against us! What a time to go and test us! Oh I think we got the message, Now we can give you a message: OH BY GOD, THE HEARTLAND STARTS, WHEN WE BUILD IT ON YOUR GRAVE! Music: Sam Spence - Heartland
That's A Nice Grill
What a beautiful thing. Season 4 - Relay become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour donate at theminutehour.com logo by Arthur Hickman Music: Welcome Back / Perturbator's Theme - Perturbator
Trials - Part Two
Trials - Part Two 0:00 - Opening (Glass) 2:27 - You Did It (Metal Gear) 4:17 - Moon Prison's Most Famous Inmate (Glass) 5:49 - Whatever It Takes (Spence) 7:29 - HE'S ESCAPED HIS BODY (Martinez) 10:21 - A Very Scary Statue (Spence) 11:47 - No Need For Sleep (Glass) 13:52 - New Sheriff (Spence) 16:32 - BEATDOWN BREAKDOWN (LFO) 18:34 - I Live In A Big Clock Tower (Spence) 20:41 - Fuck The Kids (Spence) 23:37 - OUR LAST CHANCE (Martinez) 24:33 - ALPHA-RTD's Parole Hearing (Martinez) 28:54 - Bang Your Thuddy Drums (Spence) 30:33 - Outro (Glass) support tmh at patreon.com/theminutehour Album Art by Andrew Sutliff (ohnodinos.tumblr.com) Original Logo by Arthur Hickman (arthurhickman.com)
New Sheriff
There's a new sheriff in town. Season 3 - Trials donate at theminutehour.com become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour Music: Danger - Sam Spence
Fuck The Kids
The news has gotten NASTY!! Season 3 - Trials donate at theminutehour.com become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour those two little fuckers those two little fucking fuckers my life is ruined they fuck up what I'm doin fuck all the kids we must fuck all the kids I tell ya I cannot stand them I don't give a single goddamn those little fuckers their days are numbered I would kill them myself if I thought I could get away with it fuck fuck the kids and fuck them for good cause we don't need them we're leaving leaving them behind with nothing fuck kids fuck kids nothing matters all this time we just wanted to say -- fuck em.
A Very Scary Statue
art is alive Season 3 - Trials donate at theminutehour.com become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour Lyrics: I have come to burn your town to the ground. If you run your bones won't even be found. Put you in a tomb that you built yourself. A tomb you thought spelled doom for somebody else but now it's clear for you all to see this whole time you've been proving to me you have to pay for all that you've done and I won't stop until I am done it's not your choice you don't get a say you made you choice now you have to pay. Music: Sam Spence - Slugger
You Did It
You actually went and did it. Season 3 - Trials donate at theminutehour.com You did it. You didn't think that you could do it but you did. You You did it Yes you did it You did! You! Are committed cause you did it didn't you? On one hand gotta hand it to you cause others will say but you will do it and we're gonna miss you so much and we hope you don't regret it because you already did it you gotta do what you wanna do You you did it yeah you finished livin, it's true there's no limit or decisions ahead of you now there's nothing left to do nothing to say and nothing new and maybe now you'll get acquainted with the nothing that's around you and the darkness that surrounds you you'll be with me for all eternity! Music: Ending - Metal Gear
When I Get Upset, Bad Things Happen
Get out of town. Season 3 - Trials donate at theminutehour.com become a patron at patreon.com/theminutehour Music: Philip Glass - Kronos Quartet - Mishima - 1962: Body Building
I Live In A Big Clock Tower
Giant floating clock tower of doom coming to a city near you. Season 3 - Trials I live in a big clock tower, it floats round from town to town, with automat-ic turrets that shoot you down if you get too near. And its got these rocket boosters, that burn all the children dead - yes I know, that's fucked up, the truth is I don't give a fuck. Fuck everything that you think. Fuck your lives and your lies they all stink. I don't even understand the question, and I don't want to hear you explain. Oh I forgot something, that's right, my Big Robot Grabbing Arms they'll pick you twist you round and bring you to the face of my clock. Oh my god! I've been chosen! The Clock God has picked another mate! And I'll fire up my rocket boosters, And I'll boost both our asses to space. Music: Sam Spence - Tune
Trials - Part One
Trials - Part One. Season 3 Original Album Art by Andrew Sutliff Original Logo by Arthur Hickman 0:00 - Intro 1:30 - My Robot Messiah 11:26 - How To Change Your Life 15:14 - Sweet Little Kevin 18:02 - My Robot Messiah: WHO IS ALPHA-RED? 19:42 - The Force is a Brotherhood 21:21 - Force Stories: Life of Brothers 22:26 - Please Give Me Back My Body 24:06 - Something Terribly Offensive 27:52 - My Robot Messiah: QUESTIONABLE ACTIVITIES 29:38 - Walk The Plank 33:03 - You Have To Relax 35:34 - My Robot Messiah: SALE DE SOL (The Sun Rises) 37:38 - Cruisin on my Bike 40:03 - American Odyssey - The Immigrant Song 43:14 - My Robot Messiah: SEVERED CONNECTION donate at theminutehour.com Music: Cliff Martinez Philip Glass Sam Spence Metal Gear 2 Proud John Cage Rocket: Robot on Wheels Drums: Jim Dooley Commusic
Walk The Plank
Gold is such a fascinating adventure waiting to be discovered and let me just say just if i may the gold we're finding will be good! Now you are all so enterprising it's not surprising that gold, and finding it could make the best of you turn violent even though you know i'm your friend and i'll stand by you to your end and i'm your friend yes i'm your friend and i love you and i never ever want to see you go yes a true friend not a new friend what we'll do friends is catch a glimpse...of gold Music: Heroic Mission - Sam Spence
You Have To Relax
a bug in the brain is what you make of it. Season 3 - Trials Image by Nivekin. (full: https://i.redd.it/yyygje9v76iy.png) Music: Dance - John Cage
Please Give Me Back My Body
the last moments of a very polite robot Season 3 - Trials Drums: Jim Dooley
Cruisin On My Bike
cruisin on my bike tryna pick up chicks cruisin on my bike gonna see what sticks cruisin on my bike and i feel alright cruisin on my bike in the middle of the night and im CRUISIN CRUISIN ON MY BIKE im CRUISIN i’ll fuckin kill you if you dont look at my bike cruisin on my bike and everyone’s watching they wanna see a trick but i aint stoppin cruisin on my bike til the end of my days cruisin on my bike til they take it away cruisin on my bike go head first into traffic cruisin on my bike now im dead but im laughin cause im CRUISIN look at this motherfuckin bike this bike i cry for this bike i die for this bike Now i’m up in heaven, not a bike in sight god comes up to me says “are you quite alright?” i say god i need a bike, bikin’s my whole life he says well now you aint living, so i guess thats life? i say FUCK YOU god if i had my bike, i’d tire up your face and 720 your spine "hey! whoa what the fuck? chill out, bitch your bike’s over there, i even had it fixed" i walk right past him and spit on his robe “THAT BIKE WASN’T BROKEN YOU MOTHER FUCKING DOPE” i pick up my bike, it’s as light as a feather, a thousand times faster and better than ever i bike up a mountain in ten seconds flat i bike into space, dont need a fucking map but it doesnt feel right, this aint my fucking bike its what someone thinks my bike might be like i don’t care about speed i dont care about space i just wanna fucking bike so get the FUCK OUT MY FACE yeah im on a fuckin bike and i need a fuckin bike and if you ever wanna fight just touch my motherfuckin bike image by Nivekin Drums: Commusic
The Force Is A Brotherhood
Share your brotherly blood, we need it. Season 3 - Trials Music: Theme of Solid Snake/Opening - Metal Gear 2
The Immigrant Song
AMERICAN ODYSSEY: THE TRUE STORY OF REAL THUDDY DRUMS The Immigrant Song for the doubters, the faithless and broken. Season 3 - Trials Music: The Comancheros - Sam Spence
How To Change Your Life
kill yourself to save yourself Season 3 - Trials Music: Lightning (w Janice Pendarvis) - Philip Glass
My 30th Birthday
the life of the party. Season 3 - Trials Image by Nivekin. (full: https://imgur.com/CD7yGIb.jpg) Music: Blood Oath - Philip Glass (Kronos Quartet) Warm Funk Groove Drumless Backing Track - Drumless Backing Tracks (Drum! Drum! Drum!)
Something Terribly Offensive
I bop em til they don't bop no more. Season 3 - Trials Music: Are We Having a Party - Cliff Martinez
Sweet Little Kevin
This is your problem now, Kevin. Season 3 - Trials Music: You're My Dream - Proud
My Robot Messiah, Pt. 1
What can we learn from our robot failures Season 3 - Trials Music: Mishima - November 25: Morning (Philip Glass) Mishima - 1934: Grandmother and Kimitake (Philip Glass)
Judgement (Album)
Judgement Music: Philip Glass Sam Spence The B-52s Kevin Macleod Shinedown Audio: Metal Gear Solid Metal Gear Solid 4 Lords of the Realm II
Good Natured Pizza Delivery Guy Who Shrugs His Shoulders (A lot)
hang in there good natured pizza delivery guy, the weight on your shoulders gives you no choice but to shrug. Season 2 - Judgement Music: Are Years What (For Marianne Moore) - Philip Glass
We Love You, Brustaski
He's a born motivator. Season 2 - Judgement Music: Record Breakers - Sam Spence
Wink, Don't Think
Wink whenever you want and never hold back. Season 2 - Judgement Music: Deep Sleep - The B-52s
Don't Ever Look At Me
It's not your fault you're this way, but how dare you. Season 2 - Judgement Music: Sam Spence
The Fans Are Alright
cut them some slack Music: Sam Spence
There is a Prison, On the Moon
What a world it would be to have a prison on the moon
I Believe In You, Jesus
Jesus is us!! Music: Aguas Da Amazonia - Philip Glass/Uakti
Look At Them Boys Go!
Got no good reason to stop havin a good time!
Twenty Three Lobotomies
Lobotomies for u and me. Image by Kristin Middleton Music: Philip Glass - It Was Always You, Helen
What Did You Do With My Wife?
What Did You Do With My Wife? by The Minute Hour
The Trial Of Tom Everett
The Trial Of Tom Everett by The Minute Hour
The Chef With No Concept Of Time
The Chef With No Concept Of Time by The Minute Hour
Friends In The 90s
Friends In The 90s by The Minute Hour
World Record Attempt
World Record Attempt by The Minute Hour
Sermon On The Mount
Sermon On The Mount by The Minute Hour
A Scene From "Click"
A Scene From "Click" by The Minute Hour
Guy At A Coffee Shop
Guy At A Coffee Shop by The Minute Hour
Unfinished Movie Titles
Unfinished Movie Titles by The Minute Hour
Landscaping Ad
The Minute Hour. Snippets from Purgatory's only 24 hour talk radio station. Music: Kevin MacLeod Philip Glass
It's Fall Now
The Minute Hour. Snippets from Purgatory's only 24 hour talk radio station. Music: George Winston Philip Glass
The Ballad of Guy Fieri
The Minute Hour. Snippets from Purgatory's only 24 hour talk radio station. Music: The Grey Tapes Philip Glass