All Episodes

37. Who should we support in the UCL semi finals?

36. Predicting the Premier League title race!

BONUS EPISODE: Manchester City vs Arsenal Match Preview

35. Are Arsenal about to BOTTLE the Premier League? ft. JFTVLuca

34. Is Winning Overrated in Football? ft. Rory Jennings

33. Building our England XI to MISS the World Cup!

32. Behzinga predicts West Ham’s survival chances

31. Will Tottenham get relegated this season?

30. What is the WORST Premier League season ever?

29. What should your team prioritise this season?

28. How to Survive in the Premier League...

27. Players who must prove themselves this season!

26. Creating our Most Improved Premier League XI

25. Football SCOUT critiques our tactical skills

24. Would Arsenal be the most Boring Champions EVER?

23. Players who Need Saving in 2026!

22. How to FIX your Team!

21. What next for Manchester United? ft. Lyés Bouzidi

20. Who was the biggest ‘Nearlyman’ of 2025?

19. The Big Nearlymen Quiz of the Year 2025!

18. Who was the Biggest Nearlyman in 2025?

17. FNG: Mo Salah’s Legacy, Arne Slot’s Liverpool & Becoming the Prem’s Greatest Team?

16. The TRUTH about being a Content Creator!

An update about the Podcast...

15. Ellis Platten: What's it like to meet David Beckham and Lionel Messi?

14. Was England’s ‘Golden Generation’ a myth?

13. How Ajax almost Won the Champions League...

12. Why did Juventus fail to conquer Europe? ft. jftvluca

11. How Everton became the Premier League's Nearlymen

10. How to go from "Nearlymen" to Champions of England...

9. Creating our Premier League XI outside the Big 6... ft. Dougie Critchley

8. Ranking the greatest last minute goals... w/ Ciarán Carlin

7. Ranking the biggest 'Nearlymen' of the Ballon d'Or...

6. Creating our biggest "Nearlymen" XI of all time...

5. What it's like playing against Lionel Messi!

4. Southgate's England: Failure or Success? ft. Zac Djellab

3. Pochettino's Spurs: The Ultimate Nearlymen? ft. Ben Bowman & Seb Martin

2. Arteta’s Arsenal: The Premier League Nearlymen ft. RoryTalksFootball

1. Welcome to The Nearlymen!