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All Episodes - The Phlegm Cat Podcast

Come join artist, musician & weapons grade cynic David M. Hernandez on a ridiculous, superflous adventure of mirth and misanthropy. Dumb anecdotes, stupid observations, original music and gratuitous cover songs are the norm on his experiment of silliness. Come join the Huckleberry's cast of characters including: Gorilla Head™, Snagglef*ck The Weird™, The Moany Girls™, The Stumpy Kid™, Ground Chucky™ and Rogue the fat shih tzu™.

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246 Episodes

Creepy Skull Bone and Old People Skin

04/28/2025 88 min 40 sec

The Huckleberry learns how to be a wingman for a suave centenarian. Mex remembers his late, bad ass grandpa, and also remembers when Henry Hill was his dad. We also learn why The Artist likes weather, yet hates meteorology. 

Big Chucky Beef Arms

04/21/2025 86 min 54 sec

Mex tells the tale of Big Toga Pete. The Artist learns that even drummers get vitiligo. Your Huckleberry then confesses to being a food pimp and remaining undecided in the question of who's better, Led Zeppelin or The Fat Boys.

Hermaphrodite Salmon

03/31/2025 98 min 7 sec

The Artist is planning a trip into the heart of MAGA country. The Huckleberry then discovers his slapstick heroes were sketchy. Mex gets into dubbing Japanese, topless cartwheels and ruining KISS... again.

Chello Chooze

03/24/2025 92 min 44 sec

Mex finds out that the demon has a change of plans. The Artist discusses: inappropriate stooges, Dragon Town and Tommy Chong. Empty Nestor pays a visit and meets his hero. Your Huckleberry then decides that Musk dude may just be a little Sheldonesque.

Sphincter Army

03/10/2025 83 min 41 sec

Mex's KISS tribute band has a little accident. The Artist also shares his fan theory about Dirk & Reed. We finally get to meet Empty Nestor™. Your Huckleberry then gets scared by this one dude's skull.

Burly Pipes Are Fun

02/24/2025 86 min 7 sec

Your Huckleberry wonders if his brain is copying other brains. The Artist has a solution to the Super Bowl Halftime Show. This may include Carol Channing teaming up with a marching band. Mex believes he can channel Lady Galadriel and knows the truth about Aaron Neville.

Geckos Don't Judge Cowboys

01/20/2025 91 min 40 sec

The Artist is afraid his lizard has gone all Apocalypse Now. The Mexican then breaks down the presidential inauguration and makes sure Jelly Roll gets a good seat. Your Huckleberry thinks his management team of Mouth of Sauron and Gothmog should take their babies by the hand, make 'em do a high head stand.

Rose is a Turd-Hogger

01/13/2025 94 min 15 sec

The Artist plans on protesting the Number 6 Dance. Mex plays a classic love song, Enters The Dragon and forms a family blues band.

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A Cave Called "Yuk-Yuk's"

01/06/2025 91 min 43 sec

Season 6 of The Phlegm Cat Podcast begins as The Mexican gets left home from hockey. The Artist then celebrates The Continental Xmas Gathering by golfing with Charlie Brown. Your Huckleberry decides he will start a company that makes cholo candles then heads to Asia to party with Abe Vigoda.

Hey! KICK HIS PENGUIN!!!!!!

12/30/2024 90 min 2 sec

Mex ends Season 5 by tricking new listeners into thinking he's a genius. The Hernandi save Christmas. Two Rankin and Bass epics are examined meticulously by The Artist and prove the fact that Santa may indeed be a dick. The episode features a year-end recap of Season 5 and it's impact on the world economy.

The 5th Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show

12/23/2024 85 min 48 sec

The Mexican presents his annual Christmas Show. This year The Crew rally around the Phlegm Cat himself to save his life. Teaming with a local PBS station, The Artist attempts to hold a pledge drive for Derek's neck operation. There is plenty of holiday music, parodies and holiday commercials from the past. We meet a taser-wielding rodent named Merbil and an old friend returns...

I Don't Have Mean Gangster Poems

12/16/2024 88 min 43 sec

The Artist reveals his delight at the band Chic. We learn that The Continental changes a man. Mex thinks this dude Gothmog has a boiled lobster tail face. The Huckleberry welcomes home Ferris Bueller and knows a ton about sexy scientist talk. Oh, and pickle ball is dumb.

Regular Cat Neck

12/09/2024 89 min 26 sec

The Huckleberry delves into the mystery of A.I. An old friend visits in studio to bring awareness to a cause that launches this year's Christmas Show. Mex remembers getting clipped by a guy named Barry.

That Poncho Stage of Life

12/02/2024 83 min 45 sec

The Mexican hates when the end is chopped off. The Artist then praises these two gentlemen of leisure: Del and Neal. Your Huckleberry then warns against wearing a heavy blanket to a Stones' riot.

Of Course I Got a Wah-Wah

11/25/2024 90 min 59 sec

Your Huckleberry celebrates Thanksgiving by praising frozen butt cheeks. The Artist Talks about sore losers and their impact on a guitar pedal. Mex thens meets a good Samaritan that digs bacon.

That Sounded Like Butt Skin to Me

11/18/2024 81 min 51 sec

The Artist revisits his favorite mini series-  this time with more hatred. Mex wonders why evil dudes are always British. Your Huckleberry may be goin the way of Jack Torrence, but it's cool, his kid is in tight with a governor.

Dat's a Good Pie Over Dare

11/11/2024 84 min 42 sec

Mex settles all your election result issues with the help of Lucky, Dusty and Ned.Your Huckleberry goes gangster in front of his favorite pizzeria. The Artist then wants to be one of the few songwriters to parody his own song.

Your Pain Smells Like White Castle

11/04/2024 96 min 37 sec

Mex has hilarious funeral stories to marvel at. One of these stories involves methane and the church. The Artist then tells his crew that Otis loves them. Your Huckleberry stands up for cruddy golfers everywhere!

Ca-Ca Tom™

10/28/2024 83 min 48 sec

The Grim Reaper pokes his jive-ass head into Mex's bidness. The Huckleberry knows his first amendment rights include filming bricks. The Demon puts his dragon-covered foot into his tongue-infested mouth. The Artist and Hawk have a golf round only three will remember.

A Place For Fancy Lads To Go

10/21/2024 90 min 40 sec

Mex knows it takes more than a coat of paint to make it at Thunder Road. Your Huckleberry golfs with Mary Jane and remembers his favorite DUI. The Artist has a golf venture that features John Wick. David ends the show by introducing his new weed buddy.

Cornbits and Nibblins

10/14/2024 90 min 24 sec

The Mexican has an issue with Mr. Closed Caption. The Huckleberry then contacts Gilead for help with the Squirrel War. The Artist then expresses joy over singing "Greased Lighting" to a dancing priest. PLUS: Mex and Hawk go all Furio on a dude.

You Just Don't Sell a Ghillie Suit

10/07/2024 83 min 19 sec

The Huckleberry has blue collar knowledge in a white collar world. This makes moving couches easy. The Artist then wonders if Frankie Valli is made of wax, explains the real lyrics to "La Bamba" and steps up the War of the Squirrels.

The Noo-Noo Thing That Did Suckies

09/30/2024 90 min 6 sec

Mex has regrets over his 9/11 jokes. The Artist comes to grip with the escalation of The War of the Squirrels. The Huckleberry screams "Ritchie!!!", then uses his face to get a discount at golf.

The Annual Fancy Cat Dance Ball

09/23/2024 98 min 10 sec

Mex learns the beauty of a Nine & Dine. The Artist then declares his reluctance to be king, yet refuses to acknowledge other royalty. The Huckleberry's childhood crush may be manic...

Gravelly Joe™

09/16/2024 97 min 21 sec

Mex meets some old bros and throws a Corleone Death Stare at a poor soul. The Squirrel War claims another victim as Mex & Popeye enjoy a concert. The Artist then entertains his young son with two racially stereotyped dinosaurs.

A Conglomerate of Dudes

09/09/2024 95 min 4 sec

Mex joins Hawk on his sophomore outing on the links. You'll soon start to hear the word "gaping" more on a golf course. Mex gets Lizard Kingish and we are introduced to The Adventures of Batsh*t Anne™.

We Had Wheelie Poses

09/02/2024 83 min 44 sec

The Artist knows two things: Bros need love too and you can't reach the Pop Tarts. Mex then sings songs, makes up rhymes, does poetries and haikus. Plus the genius of Evel Knievel.

Rules Hurt My Feelings

08/26/2024 92 min 30 sec

The Huckleberry may be a distant relative to The Fudds. Mex then gets Princy and takes a friend to The Pit of Despair. The Artist then vows to dance where they like 'em swarthy!

A Forcefield of Low-End Funk

08/19/2024 77 min 6 sec

The Artist vows to make the mundane awesome. Mex then thinks his family are good background vocalists, talks to Tattaglia the Nutty™ and wonders how you lose at olympic-level trampoline.

Pumper Chubby

08/12/2024 84 min 12 sec

Mex hears a pounding ruckus. The Artist declares he has to evolve better, don't do any pressies and expand your inputs.

I Put a Dead Mouse on the Internet

08/05/2024 88 min 13 sec

Mex is proud that he did title fonts. The Artist made a bad genre choice, found the bouncy people and would rather keep his sleeps in a bundle.

Spyda McGooch

07/29/2024 98 min 43 sec

The Huckleberry almost squares off with the KGB. The dispute stems from the belief that squirrels don't speak Russian. Nobody asks about Ripple Timmy and Stuttering' Fred.

You Just Know Regular Eagles

07/22/2024 108 min 9 sec

The Huckleberry returns from Canada with knowledge. Mex knows how to handle a leech. The Artist also learned that: liberals don't fish, old dudes can't swim and fishes don't have necks.

Kid Gusto

07/15/2024 75 min 28 sec

The Artist wants you to meet Jimmy Tubesteak. Mex then celebrates getting Russian puppies. He is very excited to make a pizza out of The Missus' head and realizes his new alarm system has a lot of "F" words in it.

I Hate Illiterate Squirrels

07/08/2024 93 min 10 sec

Mex makes a plea for activity after unveiling Anger Boy. The Artist now enjoys Happy Fun Candy Birds and knows some dudes that talk about leeches.

Misanthroperrific

07/01/2024 89 min 33 sec

The Artist thinks all saxophoners have to unleash their brass. Mex says you can't discriminate against tongue-punchers and introduces the latest terror group: Jabber-Jaw, Geriatric F*#kwads.

Who Breaks a Machete?

06/24/2024 87 min 42 sec

The Artist just wants to be free with his pelvis. Mex then wants someone to check out his basket. The Huckleberry thinks you're whateverphobic, but it's ok, because there's heated undercarriages on his elbow.

I'M ON THE SOUP TEAM!!!

06/17/2024 95 min 6 sec

Look, The Mexican can handle: automatic weapons, goatees, car washes, Hulk, and Broccoli Head, but he CAN'T handle three Patties, man.

The Mount Rushmore of Gout

06/10/2024 87 min 39 sec

Mex introduces erbody to Mr. Gynistic. The Artist then claims basic bros don't say "interwoven". He then describes the full spectrum of tees and creates the phrase "At the  bottom of the day".

Naked in a Birdbath

06/03/2024 93 min 18 sec

Mex wants to know who's afraid of Lee Trevino? The Artist ponders why there are no male nuns. He then sings the Jesus Christ journey adventure song, but only after spitting on the binder clip.

Silk Glove on an Angry Glum-Fist

05/27/2024 83 min 44 sec

A special guest arrives for Mex's intervention, but it gets crooked and mumbly. The Artist then says "Hey, regular lady". Mex is all about dandy rules and the golf bouncer.

You Can't Wear Candy On Your Feet, Foo.

05/20/2024 94 min 2 sec

The Artist spins tales of the legendary Steward of Gigglewater. Mex then goes to bed crooked. Your Huckleberry has seen his fair share of mulch and laughs in his agnostic recliner.

Ready For Number Second?

05/13/2024 90 min 36 sec

Mex sure hopes none of you have ever been persecuted by hummus. The Hernandi are weird, language necromancers. The Artist knows a guy who conjured a demon AND had an independent goat head.

Now My Head Stinks

05/06/2024 92 min 36 sec

Mex solves world conflict because even The Browns are scared of The Homies. The Artist then introduces the awkward, inquires about matching tents and encounters a Mesozoic beasty. 

You Don't Look a Day Over Methuselah

04/29/2024 93 min 38 sec

Mex really wants the snappy pants. The Artist returns from Florida where he admired people with cool arms, decided not to be sharty and realized he was taught by lazy old people.

Cuatro!

04/22/2024 91 min 57 sec

Mex declares that none of his friends are nude hallway walkers. The Artist then decides that Earth is lumpy, and has a penchant for fibery pens and cool paper.

The Rhombus of Life

04/15/2024 84 min 43 sec

The Artist Learns that coyotes are abound. Mex plays the game known as severed rabbit head soccer, loses all respect for the comma and moves a bunch of punctuation.

Ya Dumb Astronaut

04/08/2024 84 min 29 sec

The Artist has been thinking of alternate Jebuses. Mex has to make a choice between bumcheeks or lady bidness. The Huckleberry also admits to getting stupider and learns that there is an epidemic of hard-to-use hoses.5

Golgotha Hernandez

04/01/2024 84 min 39 sec

Mex asks Jebus "Were you born in a barn?". The Artist decides nobody needs a big piece of fish. Your Huckleberry then takes a journey through the sphincter hallway to see Fake Wang.

I Can Handle a Goofy-Ass Clown

03/25/2024 77 min 12 sec

Mex realizes the whole problem is that damn road. The Artist then recommends that no one does creepy crawlies by that damn road because you could get all murdery. The Huckleberry also asks: Why do people in space have to have genitalia faces?

Cartoons Make Awful Spy Robots

03/18/2024 81 min 32 sec

The Huckleberry Claims he ain't got no FOMO Mex then declares that brown people should be allowed to fly airplanes, Tremors should have won an Oscar and there's no way we're gonna hit Popeye.

Through The Prism of the 'Tism

03/11/2024 90 min 34 sec

The Artist wants U to know he's very "fluxsable". Mex then informs everyone that he's always in an area, knows when it's time to get sleepy and how much that ape costs.

It's An Easter Pickle Fight!

03/04/2024 86 min 48 sec

Mex confesses to having white chin floofs. The Artist then explains that one end's got a sucky hole, he loves riding cheese and has a whole 'nother gear of jagoffery.

There's Nothing More Unoriginal Than Being Unoriginal

02/26/2024 92 min 45 sec

The Artist wants U all to wake up and smell the fake videos. We learn from Mex that dads are the stuntmen of the world, that Mex is all inquisitive and jolly and claims two weeks ago, U were on fire on a mountain.

His Funk Wasn't Spontaneous

02/19/2024 95 min 6 sec

The Mexican proclaims that The Hulk isn't sinewy. There are three things The Artist doesn't do. He does not buy the Butt-Pipe. He does not paint someone's eyes scary. The Huckleberry does not cook green cheese.

Crêpey Bacon People

02/12/2024 100 min 6 sec

 The Artist almost gets his giblets jostled. Your Huckleberry throws his passport out and really likes dragons. Mex also wonders who lip-syncs drums?

White Dude Beach Pants

02/05/2024 84 min 49 sec

The Artist must defeat The Minnesota Bamboozler. Mex wants you to get a load of his hump, foo. Your Huckleberry was also funky, crooked and reached euphoric spazzery.

One For Fatty

01/29/2024 103 min 22 sec

The Mexican mourns the passing of the infamous Rogue. Her legacy is remembered through stories of chasing gophers, getting in gang fights and biting evil doers.

Keep To The Dang Aesthetic!

01/22/2024 81 min 56 sec

Mex had them dudes barkin' like crazy businessmen. The Artist then declares that Plastic Betty ain't no joke. The Huckleberry prefers when women have their head attached and knows somebody more worthless than Aquaman.

Bobby Johnson's Rat Pack Puppet Show

01/15/2024 83 min 43 sec

The Mexican loves a good statue disco party. Your Huckleberry wonders if he should get the porridge, even though he has the eye of the tiger and the breath of a lizard.

I Don't Draw Undercarriages

01/08/2024 83 min 37 sec

Mex produces happy doos for everyone. Your Huckleberry loses our wizard again, CFIT accidents are his jam and we get to meet Mabel Applebottom

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The Monkey Theory Is Not Valid

01/01/2024 83 min 43 sec

The Mex starts season 5 by embracing the grampa. The Huckleberry must then deal with a tower of meat, Harley Bottomcheeks and getting clogged with waspy wax.

Coleslaw Jenkins

12/25/2023 90 min 13 sec

Your Huckleberry ends season 4 by confessing to getting a humor chubby. Mex asks the question: What would make a bullfighter jive-ass? Mex hopes you got Dead Bird Relay Race and a Crackhead Paul doll for Christmas.

The 4th Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show

12/20/2023 44 min 44 sec

Please join the gang's holiday production of The Nativity. We learn lots of biblical nuggets, like Jesus' original name, which was originally gonna be "Spyda". Feliz Blahbee Blah!!!!

Somebody Better Tackle These Flaming People

12/11/2023 84 min 29 sec

Your Huckleberry has had some bone stuff. Mex never cooked a shirt for dinner. Mex also thinks there's nothing worse than gum scars and hates looking at a guy's husk.

I Don't Remember Learning About Teeth

12/04/2023 88 min 40 sec

The Mexican just wants his face back. Your Huckleberry needs to get a zero iron because it's not windy and downhill inside. This comes in handy if U have toddler arms.

Air Crash Werewolf

11/27/2023 82 min 47 sec

The aftermath of the 40 Year Old Boy's visit brings gyro redemption. The Artist then deals with Chucky the Pork Boy, onion sweats and the 12-string glockenspiel.

You Smell Like Rhythm Nation

11/20/2023 101 min 25 sec

The 40 Year Old Boy pays a visit to Mexy Park. The boys determine that pork has a short window, they enjoy Eruzione soup gossip and they know that Ted Williams killed Greece.

Eaten Like Ray Liotta's Head

11/13/2023 87 min 12 sec

Mex contemplates the existence of ceiling rejuvenation surgery. The Artist then discusses freaky naked puzzle love, lumpy grass and bulbous earth.

Wolfman Sex Party

11/06/2023 84 min 47 sec

Mex just wants to get to Gacy. The Artist then hails BoomPhat, sings assassination carols and wants to know if your rear-thrusters are deployed.

It's Just Kevin

10/30/2023 85 min 3 sec

Mex wants to know who took his dots. The Artist wants to help homeless rocks, realizes that all his weathermen are dead and didn't even have robots next to him.

Yngmay Walpsteen

10/23/2023 84 min 27 sec

Mex sure likes them Segovia dudes. Your Huckleberry then declares that the youth are dumb and nobody likes cowboy movies. Great, here come the Bette Midler memes.

Bad Carlos. BAD CARLOS!!!!!

10/16/2023 97 min 29 sec

Mex is back from his meeting with Bernardo The Cheese Man. The Artist decides that goo does indeed rhyme with "goo". Mex has been in his fair share of gazebos and knows what part of Snags looks like the firefighter Muppet.

I Got Problems, Eeyore. I Got Problems.

10/09/2023 84 min 24 sec

Mex wonders if Walmart has an airline. The Artist remembers when it was 9 for a whole month, doesn't want to be naked in Vietnam and ponders biblical underpants.

You Think Prince Ever Did a Puzzle?

10/02/2023 88 min 16 sec

Your Huckleberry knows his skin color is on the spectrum. We then hear that Mex's week was full of melancholy thinks, weed & puzzles.

Suspestus and the Compound Stuff

09/25/2023 93 min 41 sec

Mex wants to know why you're bald and pink. The Huckleberry then enters a Rain Man contest, finds out it's open season on whackadoos and encounters The Golden Girls of Golfing Girth.

Naked Chicken Fights

09/18/2023 85 min 37 sec

This episode is filled with confusement and duress. The Artist has met d*ckhead plumbers, faced peaceful hippie horses and padded slappy poles.

Get Off The Bed, Monkey

09/11/2023 88 min 59 sec

Mex informs everyone about the shifty ways of parrots. The Artist then throws a fiery, bomb nut-punch, sees a magical fiendish cloud and discovers the gongs have fallen.

Doggy Bits and a Root Beer

09/04/2023 78 min 21 sec

Your Huckleberry admits he has bad pew-pews. The Artist then takes 'erbody to Side Boob Central, tries to cover naughty parts and shows you what he looks like without a neck.

Cool Daddy Warbles™

08/28/2023 84 min 20 sec

Your Huckleberry wants you to check out his head because it may be liquidy.Mex celebrates the birth of a rubber hand and decides you're gonna need a plethora of mites.

Naked Karate

08/21/2023 79 min 12 sec

The Artist spouts vibrant airs about himself.  Your Huckleberry then calls out:The ones known for knife fights, mocking giggles and people who forget Lance the Pygmy™

The Calibration of Your Patella

08/14/2023 86 min 51 sec

The Mexican is happy that Thor will be there. The Artist is just mad at sticks, sweaty-ass head scalp skin and decides to go full Mex jacket.

Attractive Bums and Lasagna

08/07/2023 83 min 19 sec

The Huckleberry loves whipping out a giant, spectacular skull. The Artist then declares ethereal beings are near, solves the mystery of the fibers and introduces us to the jabber-jaw mumbler guy.

They Won't Let You Switch Underpants

07/31/2023 90 min 52 sec

Mex wishes he had a flesh shirt. The Artist then frog slaps a golfer, orders a necklace of ears and fills his enemies with a bunch of funky organisms.

I Don't Know The Genders of Bovines

07/24/2023 79 min 17 sec

Mex wants to know why your grandpa is on the album cover. The Huckleberry then unleashes the keys to good golf: Stay away from the skin cheeks, lay it in the fabric crack and aim at the cholos, foo.

I Can't Find My Neck

07/17/2023 79 min 45 sec

The Huckleberry finds a place chock-full of tarps. Mex vows to never kick a baby and continues to praise Screamin' Stickerface and Pumpkin Ball.

There's Some Risqué Underpants

07/10/2023 85 min 19 sec

Mex decides to turn up the sexy. The Artist then debuts The Hoochie, King BumbleSlug and some quality-modeled bottoms.

That's How You Not Get a Job

07/03/2023 89 min 52 sec

The Huckleberry laments the stupidity of his loins. Mex then decides he need to practice his colors, wants to hear more about your make-believe universe and realizes science doesn't care that Cow Head isn't a girl.

I Needed To Grab a Sicilian Bird

06/26/2023 85 min 27 sec

The Mexican is NOT baring toes for anybody. Your Huckleberry then laughs at murder, hangs with Alternative Lifestyle Reggie and admires The Sleepy Generation.

Give It To Lance The Pygmy

06/19/2023 97 min 1 sec

Mex thinks most of us are imaginary. The Artist then shares his adventures in Colorado, where he invented a cholo app, a toddler bomb and a trampoline bar.

She's Not Fudd Level

06/12/2023 90 min 9 sec

Mex's drawing could be a dragon, could be a chupacabra. The Artist is sympathetic to the needs of Sluggo, thinks purposes are stupid and plans on bringing Duke's Demon to the masses.

The Pathology of Pig Murder

06/05/2023 84 min 10 sec

Your Huckleberry must deal with brain flakes. The Artist then decides he'll get up early only if there's anarchy. Mex then introduces the world to the Robin Hood of bacon and makes sure we always stretch before Lava Monster.

Ice Pick and Sandwiches

05/29/2023 91 min 8 sec

Mex wonders if you've ever had a mystery. The Huckleberry must then visit Sphincter Village, run from Fin Fang Foom and check out Mr. Splashy.

Super-Long Gorilla Chimpy Arms

05/22/2023 82 min 12 sec

The Artist claims everybody's had a boo-boo. Mex declares there are three things you never want to do: Meet Satan's mean uncle, wrestle Tony Accardo or be a big grandpa jerk.

A Plethora of Floating Fourths

05/15/2023 75 min 20 sec

Mex realizes everything he owns is silly. The Artist then gets fruit on his knee, looks for taupe, and can't drive without a head.

Spaghetti as a Helmet

05/08/2023 88 min 37 sec

The dang Huckleberry gives thanks to The Magical Owl. The Artist then discusses his multiple head concerns, being old in Rivendell and the dislike of permanent goo.

A Staple of Heels

05/01/2023 93 min 3 sec

Mex sings  "A long time ago, in Beth"... The Artist then introduces erbody to Lucas Babyhands, Stumpy Greg and a guy with sculpted, evil sideburns.

Jasper, Ernie and Bear Trap Phil

04/24/2023 94 min 33 sec

The Artist returns from the land of random loose dudes. Mex must then deal with butt crack shorts, fake cattle and Chico and The Man.

Previously Owned, Celebrity Skin

04/17/2023 76 min 5 sec

Mex can relax because it's only regular fat guy wheeze. The Artist demands you respect the dandy. We look for Dimitri's feet and we meet Happy Sam and the Flappy Twins.

Gravity's For Chumps

04/10/2023 86 min 41 sec

Mex arises from the ashes of suck. The Artist has nothing against sloths. The Huckleberry says you wish you knew a necromancer, but all you know are sages and wizards.

Onion Rings and Misery

04/03/2023 85 min 53 sec

Mex wants to stay away from cartoon agua. The Artist then must deal with losing his ritmo, his need to find a wizard and Fatty Rogue getting all wobbly. STAY AWAY FROM SWEDEN!

Bless This House, Cucamonga Joe

03/27/2023 91 min 51 sec

The Huckleberry must shout "VIVA EL PRESIDENTE!!!!". Mex then coaches the ugly kids, sees Chilly Willy on his ceiling and awakens to demonic pig eyes.

All of Texas Lives in Texas

03/20/2023 86 min 34 sec

Did you know Mex is not a boot connoisseur? The Huckleberry then apologizes for his polenta joke, does a quality Kurtz and warns us of under-the-bridge pee whiff.

Axes Are Color Blind

03/13/2023 88 min 47 sec

The Artist just wants César to chase his dream. Mex defeats Ku Klux Kelly after drinking a beverage that smells like alcohol, grapes and feet.

Bearer of the Banana of Justice

03/06/2023 82 min 33 sec

The dang Huckleberry don't wanna eat no snakes. Mex then learns The Missus ain't no power wizard, who owns the Holy Hula Hoop and who brought Monster-speak to an art school.

Some Dudes Are Shiny

02/27/2023 89 min 15 sec

The Artist wants his string to reach your can. Mex then discusses the rivalry between Rancors and Balrogs. We meet the son of Jeff and ask "What's wrong with Willie?"

Man, This Is An Expensive Nothing

02/20/2023 90 min 32 sec

Mex doesn't think you should spin logic. The Artist then discusses the complexity of heroic battle guys, gluttonous masses and Deliverance, banjo-playing lips.

52° Coolo

02/13/2023 78 min 47 sec

The Artist realizes he's beige. Mex then discovers he hates cartoon fescue, discovers The Disco Raptor and enjoys a kick-ass dwarf fight. 

Drive-bys During The Renaissance

02/06/2023 83 min 16 sec

The dang Huckleberry claims Sauron had a butler. Mex mourns his father being stepped on by a Mûmakil. The Artist then discusses a weird, little meat bastard and the ebony and ivory of Dougs.

I Haven't Sold My Teeth Yet

01/30/2023 93 min 22 sec

Your Huckleberry addresses his eleventy-hundred guitars. The Artist then must deal with a puzzle of song, why he can't get into a dog brain and the fact that you got to get the whippy.

Quit Trying To Cancel Stupidity

01/23/2023 81 min 51 sec

Mex gets all teachy on the subject of David Crosby's genius. The Artist then vows to learn stuff and sleep, be up near the snoot and prevent people from getting their goo all intertwined.

Maybe I See The Logic of Dog Bag

01/16/2023 77 min 40 sec

The artist ponders the possibility that God hates losers. Your Huckleberry then comes to grip with floppy socks, his hatred of the power ballad and the realization that dogs can get a GED.

Hope I Don't Get Hit With a Javelin

01/09/2023 86 min 3 sec

Mex avoids Facebook jail once again. The Artist then must deal with Tua Toblerone, the future of injuries and locating your girth.

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Valigator Nasty

01/02/2023 87 min 50 sec

Season 4 of The Phlegm Cat Podcast begins with a tale of fescue. The Artist then reveals the best gifts of Christmas, a knock-off brand of Shih Tzu and how to turn up The Montgomery.

Prime Insult Meat

12/26/2022 86 min 41 sec

The 3rd season of The Phlegm Cat Podcast comes to an end. The Artist reveals the contents of the cutting room floor of the Christmas Show. We then learn that Kippy The Elf is a narc, The Boy has a radar for ruckuses and beware of Old Baggy Khaki Guy.

The 3rd Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show

12/19/2022 69 min 52 sec

Recorded live at the Molar Auditorium at The DuPage College of Dentistry, The Artist welcomes many guests. There are holiday musical performances by DoomSphincter, The Sh*t Brigade, and Mex's dog Rogue. The Huckleberry even finds time to talk to Zombie Elvis. This special also includes many holiday favorites from years gone by.I hope you love it.

Dum Dee-Dum, Delightful

12/12/2022 78 min 51 sec

Mex gets profiled in a mansion. The Huckleberry must then deal with Slappy Salamander™, Christmas songs and a manageable number of Crazy Bears™.

Icy Brains

12/05/2022 86 min 41 sec

The Artist learns he sent his son to fancy college to talk about Evel Knievel. Your Huckleberry then must deal with chickens in pants, not knowing anything about screws and getting sad as that one mouse.

Pork Sausages and Jewelry

11/28/2022 75 min 50 sec

The Huckleberry wonders about pedophiles in Peanutland. The Artist then proclaims three things he will never do: Get cast as Fonzie, compromise his digits and deliver a cow baby.

Cosmically Interesting

11/21/2022 79 min 19 sec

The Artist discusses The Good, The Bad, The Odd and The Ugly of the Thanksgivings of yore. Mex then humiliates the elderly, hates Bob Barker and we meet The Shuffling Capo.

I Might've Drank Perfume

11/14/2022 79 min 52 sec

The Artist is back from Fancy Book College. Mex then reveals what is NOT snort-worthy, has a Goodfella dinner and plays The Executive.

Disco Frankenstein

11/07/2022 76 min 55 sec

The Artist gives free air time to two deserving candidates. Your Huckleberry then reminisces about a corny halloween party and his time spent as Zorro. DoomSphincter also pays a visit to Mex Park. Ew.

The Weird Stomach and the Bad Karate

10/31/2022 89 min 45 sec

Your Huckleberry describes the mania of his youth. The artist then reveals why he hates middle school science teachers, mean bandmates and the condition of his girly hands.

Purple Smokey Buttcheeks

10/24/2022 86 min 33 sec

The Artist senses a change in the seasons. Mex must then manage his You Tube head. He then has to deal with scary nocturnal beasties, the fragility of the elderly and a guy with an enormous cow head.

Mr. Fun Buns

10/17/2022 80 min 53 sec

Your Huckleberry makes it outta Sin City alive. Mex's inner pirate surfaces by the hotel pool and meets Baby Hulk. The Artist then has to deal with new edibles, a Missus gone wild and an ocean of infinite nothing.

I'm Not Gonna Say "Butt Pudding"

10/10/2022 75 min 30 sec

Your Huckleberry ventures to Sin City. Mex's childhood nickname gets one of his boys in trouble. The Artist then recalls a time when he had to run a gauntlet of old, angry Mexicans.

Balls Deep in a Pumpkin

10/03/2022 74 min 42 sec

The Artist may suck at fantasy football, but he's still laughing. Mex must then not drop Rogue, listen to The Floyds and be pulled in two different directions by SGT Barnes and SGT Elias.

God Help Us, It's Mongolian Throat Singers!

09/26/2022 74 min 58 sec

The Artist marvels at wee little footses. Your Huckleberry then must endure weird brother stuff, the oddities of the elderly and the monkey roll.

Floppy Dangler or Texas Butt Crack

09/19/2022 83 min 38 sec

The Artist returns from the gooch of America. Your Huckleberry then deals with a Jeffrey, a wake photographer and a goose in the fairway.

I'm The Duke of Pudding

09/12/2022 77 min 18 sec

The Artist claims his royal title is Prince of Stomach Linings. Mex then deals with a death in the family(again), a creepy savior and the celebratory post-show doobie.

The Last Remnants of Caucasian Survival

09/05/2022 87 min 43 sec

The Artist turns over the heavily guarded Hernandi cookbook. Your Huckleberry then encounters some Karens, pulls at the heartstrings of a bouncer and confesses his involvement  with large portions of lard.

I Identify As a Unicorn

08/29/2022 82 min 12 sec

Your Huckleberry yet again does battle with The Grim Reaper. The Artist then remembers a bully, golfs with his cousin Gort and realizes how much the elderly suck.

Dudes Get Cumbersome

08/22/2022 87 min 34 sec

The Artist gets back from dropping his boy off at fancy book college. Your Huckleberry then gets a dose of fake news, meets a chick named Sweet Rolls and eats at the Chuck Bucket.

You Like Stretchy Pants, You Know You Do

08/15/2022 85 min 24 sec

The Huckleberry mourns the loss of one of his earliest pants breakers. The Artist then loses his links cherry, wonders about horse formal wear and overcomes a plethora of moany.

Free Source of Blood, Dude!

08/08/2022 79 min 57 sec

The Artist recounts his role as older brother. The Huckleberry then regales us with his vastknowledge of Chicano acrobatics, The ways of the stuntman and how to deal with a spoiled, chubby little Ewok.

I Don't Drink. I Don't Like Bears

08/01/2022 68 min 28 sec

The Artist gets to the bottom of speech impediments. Your Huckleberry admits his sleepmedicine taste like an outfield. He then remembers the day he created a sport that will take over the nation.

This Sticky-Icky Was the Dang, Diggity, Schnizzle Schnit

07/25/2022 82 min 17 sec

The Artist discovers a never-ending oil. Your Huckleberry then meets Señor Flex, hangs with a little chubby kid and fabricates a weapon of mass destruction using a Nerf soccer ball.

The Jonestown of Golf Tees

07/18/2022 73 min 8 sec

The Artist attempts to learn to do new stuff. Your Huckleberry tells the tale of this new hobby and gets all apexy, knocks over some peppers and whips out his Sasquatch.

I'm With You Fellers

07/11/2022 92 min 20 sec

The Artist went outside. Mex ventured to many lands and returns with adventurous tales of hot dogs, funky cities and Bill Haley's swim trunks.

There's No Optometrists in the Ocean

07/04/2022 83 min 20 sec

The Artist jumps back into his favorite pastime only to be hassled by a bamboozler. Mex then shows you how tough he is and shows you how dumb he is... All with the same story.

Just An Ocean-Bound Floating Orb

06/27/2022 78 min 24 sec

Mex is forced to deal with current events. Your Huckleberry then spins yarns about being dizzy, floating to Fiji and dominating yet another sport.

Crazy Clowns and Space Turtles

06/20/2022 78 min 14 sec

Mex learns that Covid changes a man. The Artist then discusses the need for special pants, the magnum opus and the contents of your dumper.

Captain Wheezy Boy

06/13/2022 71 min 28 sec

Your Huckleberry finally succumbs to The Plague. Mex then spins yarns about corporate celebrations, a giant game of Jenga and the realization that The Missus leads a dual life.

Some Sort of Monkey Ape Chicken

06/06/2022 88 min 36 sec

Your Huckleberry ain't the funniest Hernandi anymore. The Artist then spoils his daughter, breaks a monkey, then starts dealing weed to the elderly.

An Evil Glen Campbell For Dessert

05/30/2022 77 min 16 sec

Mex's tales of childhood cruelty to toys is continued as he speaks of befouling the great Evel Knievel. The Huckleberry then breaks down his plan for the comeback of the lawn jart.

LPH

05/23/2022 102 min 51 sec

A very special Phlegm Cat finds The Artist in a melancholy mood...and yet...Mex reveals the origin of Sweet Lou, that time he coached a football team consisting of 8" tallsuperheroes and the time The Missus caught him in a very embarrassing outfit...

Big-Ass Spread of Dynamic Chow

05/16/2022 88 min 15 sec

The Artist should have been born in Canada. Your Huckleberry then wraps up Mother's Day, tries to feed Sluggo and stabs Riff.

"I Think I Mooned a Conquistador"

05/09/2022 82 min 8 sec

Your Huckleberry weaves his way through the intricacies  of the Chicago accent. We then learn that Mex has a new nickname, his package is thick and he can't scare anyone with his head.

Thank You, Mr. Broccoli.

05/02/2022 77 min 16 sec

Some folks may actually enjoy Mex. Your Huckleberry then must entertain a sports legend and gather the weirdos to become triumphant...all while Fake Prince does the splits on the infield dirt of a baseball field.

F-28 Phantom Boogie Monster Boogaloo Plane

04/25/2022 77 min 40 sec

Mex answers listeners' questions. Your Huckleberry then gets all weird about: The trial of the century, his scrap with Maverick, and atheists in foxholes.

Humanoid Bunny Guy

04/18/2022 77 min 14 sec

Mex hears from a evil doer who hates his artwork. Your Huckleberry then asks the eternal question: What the hell is the Easter Bunny?

The Billy Jack of Weight Loss

04/11/2022 83 min 47 sec

Joe, who own da Chiefs? OWNS. OWNS! Your Huckleberry curbs his intake of the weed, gets smaller and vows to keep being silly.

You Can't Make Fun of a Guy's Head

04/04/2022 91 min 5 sec

Your Huckleberry observes the aftermath of Slapgate. Mex tries to understand the "why", while disagreeing with the "what". That's deep, bros.

Colors Are Easy

03/28/2022 76 min 17 sec

Mex is back from AZ with tales to tell. Mex learns a heckin app, finds out how bad-ass Mike's mom really was and The Boy gets made.

"Monkey" is Trending. Awesome.

03/21/2022 92 min 36 sec

Mex feels for his Bluto. Your Huckleberry then plans for an Arizona Summit, the violent debate over spray cheese, Badfinger songs and an edible arriving a little too soon.

Quit Talking About Gibbons In Church

03/14/2022 72 min 41 sec

Mex gets over his performance anxiety only to find he has not come close to exposing the absurdity of a lacrosse fight.

You Can't Get Babies To Vote

03/07/2022 82 min 33 sec

Mex's son makes friends with a group of folks cut from a different cloth. Your Huckleberry then finds himself in a panic due to an upcoming performance.

That Butt Stuff Was Superfluous

02/28/2022 74 min 23 sec

Mex's pooch is a little wobbly. The Huckleberry must then deal with the appearance of Captain Busker, Ferris at a ballgame and lycanthropy in the butt.

Karate's From Japan, Ya Dumb King

02/21/2022 77 min 23 sec

Mex learns he may be Schmitty's pot dealer. Your Huckleberry tries his best not to be so negative but he has opinions on Elvis movies, getting high at therapy and Stan Laurel's stint as Elvis' manager.

The Country of Alaskas

02/14/2022 83 min 28 sec

Mex deals with the aftermath of a visit by The 40 Year Old Boy. Your Huckleberry shares his edibles, institutes a "no flip-flop" rule for fishing shows and we meet False Foot. This case stinks!!!!!

Tomorrow Was Awesome

02/07/2022 93 min 0 sec

The 40 Year Old Boy himself, Mike Schmidt, joins Mex as they discuss the awfulness of slavery in high school, a bag full of ropes and fish and the genius of promoting public appearances that have already happened.

I Know My Prostrate's OK

01/31/2022 72 min 33 sec

Amid a cloud of doobie smoke, Mex creates a femme fatale character for the ages. Your Huckleberry then must deal with a missing drummer, a throbby vein and another cruddy Little League parent.

Drawing Dogs and Crying

01/24/2022 70 min 6 sec

Mex might have made a bad decision in stopping his meds. The Huckleberry may have blown a mental gasket as he deals with: cliques in Heaven, no black pills and a visit to Electric Snaggyland™

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My Arsenal of Stupidity

01/17/2022 81 min 6 sec

The Stones, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Boss and a drunk, dead Polish guy. Mex has to deal with pro football and it's penchant for violent death.

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Look At This Kid and His Head

01/10/2022 81 min 27 sec

Bad data has your Huckleberry in a downward spiral of melancholy. Mex then must deal with an awful remark from the 60's, an open head wound, his Uncle Paulie and the Goodfella Cookout of 1977.

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Naked Betty White

01/03/2022 73 min 23 sec

Mex starts off the 3rd season of The Phlegm Cat Podcast deep in The Holiday Taint.Your Huckleberry then marvels at bobbies, a biting Yoko and a singing Ferris.

Doesn't Matter Who Has Syphilis

12/27/2021 90 min 6 sec

Your Huckleberry ends his 2nd season by being probed on Christmas. Mex then vows to be funnier, get a panda and say nice stuff about your face.

The 2nd Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show

12/20/2021 70 min 22 sec

Your Huckleberry brings you a holiday music onslaught as he welcomes DoomSphincter, Oblivious Frog and the musical debut of Rogue Y Los Cochinos. The only obstacle he faces is the riot outside his crib.

Just Cuz You're All Paul

12/13/2021 78 min 33 sec

The Huckleberry celebrates the mysteries of The Fab Four. He hates losing his Garfunkel, but enjoys in-studio gang fights and getting into beat-box cardio shape.

At The Desert, Turn Left

12/06/2021 70 min 11 sec

Mex learns stuff at church. Your Huckleberry then does thinks about Santa, how the Nativity may be a bamboozle and how the Magi may have needed an app.

Ann, Shut Up.

11/29/2021 85 min 4 sec

The return of the BatVal makes your Huckleberry's Thanksgiving extra special. The Mexican then remembers holiday traditions of old, including secret maps, missing pants and a shitty cartoon.

Beets and Peas

11/22/2021 67 min 11 sec

Merry Happy Thanksgiving wishes abound.  Your Huckleberry buries you with logic. Mex then discloses the absurdity of his Inner Circle and his quest for butt knowledge.

You're All Knowledgeable About Cacti

11/15/2021 74 min 56 sec

Your Huckleberry is quite embarrassed by subconscious finger dalliances. Mex then visits with the Native Americans, realizes his son is Otter and reopens his interest in a concept album.

I Lost 3/4 of ABBA

11/08/2021 73 min 16 sec

Your Huckleberry reminds us all of a time when our parents sucked. Mex then discusses his childhood which was filled with love, nurturing, pizza, potential drowning and murder.

Finger Jabbies to Thumb Slappies

11/01/2021 78 min 25 sec

Mex invents a Groan Room. Your Huckleberry then plays his bass, brags about his battles with sea beasties and a drunken plumber on Halloween.

Who Needs An Extra Lady Head?

10/25/2021 70 min 48 sec

Your Huckleberry confesses to sonic boastfulness.  Mex plays ball in the house, enjoys his new doll, gets into werewolves and welcomes Doomsphincter in studio. DRRT!!!!

David, That's Gross

10/18/2021 76 min 30 sec

Mex doesn't think there is much fantasy in fantasy football. Your Huckleberry has a different way of playing cornhole. Mex also gets a new dolly and has a few things to say about spaghetti sauce.

The Languishing

10/11/2021 76 min 26 sec

Mex struggles in a post-Schmidt wasteland. He misses The Boy and his Beat Laboratory. Your Huckleberry then shares a cool fishing game, mocks man-feets and almost dies dancing.

Can I Ride Your Dog?

10/04/2021 93 min 3 sec

The 40 Year Old Boy drops by for a family wedding. We learn he lies about concerts he's attended and we both get 70 years of bad luck because some old lady can't take a punch.

Blast U Like a Aminal

09/27/2021 68 min 2 sec

Your Huckleberry has a funk in his lair. With no friends to hangout with, Mex recalls his first concert and promises not to blow a bunny's face off.

Crazy Ghetto Hooker Punch

09/20/2021 68 min 40 sec

Mex is bothered by Fake Stones. Your Huckleberry gets a mighty gift, gets into it with his cousins and shares a story of a heroic skirmish with a vicious reptile.

Chickpeas and Shrimp

09/13/2021 75 min 19 sec

Mex cleans up from last week. The Lady in the Red Coat sucks. Your Huckleberry launches some art projects and finds sexism alive and well in the fishing community.

Man, 9/11 Sucked.

09/06/2021 74 min 33 sec

Mex climbs out of his YouTube hole long enough to remember that thing we aren't supposed to forget. Your Huckleberry encounters, suspestus, conspiracy butt-weasels and The Shy Bear.

The Mullet Parents

08/30/2021 65 min 11 sec

Behold the ups and downs of The Huckleberry's brain squishins. The Boy has ascended, the swing of Charlie Watts and Mex collabs with a friend.

Santa Don't Got a Birthmark

08/23/2021 67 min 40 sec

Mex can't play nice on Ficklebook, Snaggle tries to woo Swimsuit Peggy and every time we talking 'bout boxing, your Huckleberry gotta pull Mike Tyson out of his butt.

I'm Not Crying, YOU'RE Crying. Crier.

08/16/2021 82 min 17 sec

The World's Most Dangerous Teenager is off to college. Your Huckleberry wrestles with his image as the super-macho, ultra hardcore paterfamilias. We hear some golden oldies featuring Mex's youngest.

Spiderman Eyeball Connectors

08/09/2021 71 min 3 sec

This week children we learn all about ocular emergencies, vitreous detachment, uneven pokies and unrealistic butt-cracks. PLUS The Sandlot sucks.

The Realm of Meat

08/02/2021 68 min 14 sec

Your Huckleberry is once again triggered by the television. Mex plays Cyrano for his boy Snaggle and Gorilla Head gets a solo.

Lips, Tongues, Probies, Tongue-Punches

07/26/2021 85 min 1 sec

Mex is almost recruited into a gang of Danzig-level cool guys. Your Huckleberry then regales us with the time he defeated racism disguised as a hot 19-year-old.

It's Just Craig

07/19/2021 70 min 55 sec

Your Huckleberry must put the pieces back together after a visit from The 40 Year Old Boy. Mex tries his best to be a good host to new friends, even though there is a full bag of crab chips on his table, and Pellegrino in his fridge.

You Callin' Me a Chicken, Butterfield?

07/12/2021 71 min 30 sec

The 40 Year Old Boy himself visits Mexy Park and takes a FLAME THROWER to the place.Your Huckleberry is forced to grow up and finally lets real people into his lair.

Loose Beasties and a Gunshot Wound

07/06/2021 70 min 29 sec

Mex tries not to be so basic bro. Mexy Park is cleaned, a Golden Ticket is sent and your Huckleberry enjoys aviation deaths.

You Can't Handle Me, Frog

06/30/2021 69 min 37 sec

After a lovely Father's Day, Mex is almost killed again. This time by a sneaky twister. We learn of a frog bamboozle and how Miss Buster is still alive.

Grabbed Me By The Boo Boo

06/23/2021 72 min 56 sec

Your Huckleberry battles technology, sees an epic high-five and has a major announcement about a future episode.

Ya Fatty Panda Trash-Bastard

06/16/2021 70 min 38 sec

The dang paterfamilias' duties are vanishing. Mex almost sleeps with the fishes again as a big ass raccoon makes a move. We also learn that fishing is too complex for artsy fartsy people.

I'm Not Gonna Make Suck Jokes

06/09/2021 70 min 55 sec

Your Huckleberry ain't gonna be fooled by the fake "wokeded". Mex offers free hugs, dispels an old rumor about Rod The Mod and vows to learn about stuff.

There's No Rules In The Bush

06/02/2021 67 min 52 sec

Mex's familia is filled with bad asses. The Huckleberry plunges into a paint-filled apocalypse. DoomSphincter shows up, and we hear of another beautiful cousin.

You Remember Verbal Steamer

05/26/2021 68 min 48 sec

Your Huckleberry tries to not be so critical, invents old guy sports, confesses to dreamland uptightness and interviews his fat dog.

A Forest of Crappy Forest Crap

05/19/2021 71 min 42 sec

Mex regrets his misanthropy. He sits down with It: Chapter 2 and proceeds to blow a gasket. DoomSphincter performs and a tribute to Prince.

Orgies In The Middle of a Sewer

05/12/2021 67 min 17 sec

We have a substitute host for the beginning of the show. Mex arrives late, then proceeds to praise his girly. Oh yeah... and the movie It sucks.

Go Away, Head Lice Randy!

05/05/2021 69 min 52 sec

Mex endures yet another prom. He then finds sexism running rampant in pop music. Your Huckleberry also offers self defense advice to aspiring musicians.

Puke's Not My Thing, Man

04/28/2021 68 min 18 sec

The Hernandi children are all growed up. DoomSphincter takes it up a notch. Mex greets his friend Ralph and thinks Charles Manson had a gift.

I Like To Gavotte

04/21/2021 72 min 3 sec

The Val ruins a peaceful sport. Smite Force is unleashed and Mex loves going "Pew, pew, pew!"

The Lumber of Death

04/14/2021 71 min 8 sec

Mex saves Rogue's life. Mex then recounts his stint as a Tony Stark-level weapons designer.

Is Mex Durden Building An Army?

04/07/2021 73 min 6 sec

Our Huckleberry unleashes his hatred of The Axis of 1980's Rock Evil. Mex has a mental breakthrough and shines a crazy diamond.

It Was a Poverty Clubfoot

03/31/2021 72 min 4 sec

Mex checks his ego and tells dorky tales of his time hangin' with Squiggy.

I'm Not Eating a Starfish

03/24/2021 68 min 36 sec

Mex repairs his G-string, hosts a battle of the bands and goes all Michael Corleone on a foe.

I Saw Triangles, I Saw Crack.

03/17/2021 70 min 20 sec

The Mexican goes underground, gets the tamales and remembers this one time he was almost cool.

I Don't Care About Ruth Buzzi

03/10/2021 70 min 32 sec

Mex's love of felt creatures is discussed. Catherine Zeta-Jones is full of crap and a new supergroup is born.

Nipple Earrings

03/03/2021 70 min 45 sec

Mex shares the funny side of combat and spins some tales of The BatVal™.

All Stiffy and Non-Stretchy

02/24/2021 73 min 18 sec

The greatness and genius of Lee Jun-fan is explained by your Huckleberry.This is accomplished by describing the worst movie ever made.

Thwart The Nasty

02/17/2021 76 min 3 sec

Your kid is ugly. The evilness of the suburban sport parent is discussed with much vengeance and furious anger by your Huckleberry. Derek pays a visit and sings a song.

You Got Brown-Eyed Soul!

02/10/2021 67 min 29 sec

Fiery Mex actually voices an opinion and speaks at an alarmingly fast rate(well, for him). Mex also discusses the underrated artwork of Superman.

Nothing Worse Than Surprise Gunfire

02/03/2021 68 min 46 sec

Mex enlightens us all with a tale about a group of kids more terrifying than The U.N. of Evil.We also hear of Mex's early days as a sports pioneer.

A Lazy Eye Fetish

01/27/2021 67 min 55 sec

Mex may have violated his "Bro Card". Stripper tales and an amazing vegetable recipe are also regrettably shared. Yikes.

Hey! That Fat Guy's Recording Us!"

01/20/2021 63 min 48 sec

Mex encounters a weed dilemma, spins The Tale of Opie Cunningham and worries about The BatVal.

Hillbilly Ass-Whoopin'

01/13/2021 63 min 17 sec

Someone dares to unfriend your Huckleberry.  A name from the past awakens a tale of hillbilly savagery not for the faint of heart. 

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I'm Gonna Get 8 Likes

01/06/2021 70 min 36 sec

Season 2 begins as Mex parties hard, welcomes a man into his house and tells you all about Dick.

Big Medical Skull Guy

12/30/2020 78 min 23 sec

The end of Season 1 is filled with holiday aftermath and a death in the family...It's comedic gold!!

The Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show

12/23/2020 76 min 57 sec

Join Mex for his 1st annual holiday special, right from Mexy Park. There's Christmas songs, gunplay, a chupacabra and an interview with The Phlegm Cat himself.

The Hierarchy of Rodents

12/16/2020 69 min 9 sec

Mex shares holiday tales of Christmas head injuries and the drugging of children.

You Can't Wrap a Mouse

12/09/2020 66 min 52 sec

Mex reveals his arch nemesis, gets censored and spins a holiday yarn about giving.

Regular Fat Curly Leg

12/02/2020 72 min 40 sec

Luca Brasi is unleashed on Thanksgiving and Mex survives the end of November.

I Have Bad Shreds

11/25/2020 66 min 56 sec

Mex triggers an old friend. Back from college visits, The Boy think The Missus may be on the spectrum.

I Don't Mind Blubber

11/18/2020 71 min 6 sec

Mex's son taunts an elf. We also learn that as a youth, Mex had some puffy issues.

I Hate Shoddy Memework

11/11/2020 65 min 51 sec

Mex's secret curse is revealed. He also confesses to writing a stinky script.

Everybody Hates My Chips

11/04/2020 67 min 23 sec

Mex explains his grouchiness, grudges and his mystical origin.

Holy Water Can Burn

10/28/2020 67 min 44 sec

Your Huckleberry is quite disgruntled but not enough to stop showing off.

Befouled By a Podcaster

10/21/2020 66 min 51 sec

Mex gets real dirty and learns hatred has no prejudice.

Cholos From Vietnam

10/14/2020 67 min 38 sec

Mex misses EVH, meets The Greatest and reveals his own immortality.

I Jam Like a Fish

10/07/2020 71 min 9 sec

Mex gets topical and hears voices, plus a little tribute to Eddie.

Communal Showers And Buggery

09/30/2020 61 min 58 sec

Mex reveals two game-changing proposals. These concepts solidify him as the idea man of our generation.

That Gecko's a Chick

09/23/2020 60 min 30 sec

A potential Hernandi disaster is averted. Mex recalls a road story featuring The 40 Year Old Boy.

Ya Gotta Have A Rudy

09/16/2020 65 min 9 sec

Mex's pops is a friend of ours, and James Dean ain't jack crap.

Spooky Pumpkin Smokehead

09/09/2020 64 min 34 sec

Mex's new hobby involves the loss of brain cells in Sin City.

Who Dare Touch The King's Bottom?

09/02/2020 65 min 11 sec

The legend of Mex's second born is revealed.

I Believe In The No.9

08/26/2020 60 min 35 sec

Mex celebrates his tenth episode by recalling his bout with a biblical flood.

How's It Goin', Carl?

08/19/2020 64 min 3 sec

Tales of a social misfit, then Mex sees a naked lady.

A Recipe For Suck

08/12/2020 63 min 34 sec

Mex devotes the whole show to a "little" problem. PLUS: The debut of "Funeral Girl".

Big Giant Bacon Fists

08/05/2020 60 min 30 sec

Mex is very Dude then almost dies in 1995.

White Lady Picnic Dance

07/29/2020 61 min 1 sec

Mex recalls his own Altamont, and is upstaged by a child's toy.

Mr. Braggy Pants

07/22/2020 62 min 23 sec

Mex gets his first negative feedback. The Tale of Laughing Schmitty is told andMex welcomes his first in-studio guest.

Super Fibula

07/15/2020 60 min 20 sec

Mex critiques the homeless and writes a song for the ages. We also findout poetry didn't come easy to The Lizard King. Heckin' doo doo doo.

Blood and Seaweed

07/08/2020 59 min 51 sec

Mex is proven mortal and ponders his future. We also learn some Rock & Roll history.

Chorizo & Eggs

07/01/2020 51 min 34 sec

Racism can be funny and Prince may have stunk as a lyricist.

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I'm a Brown Spin-Off

06/16/2020 54 min 53 sec

It begins...