
All Episodes - The Phlegm Cat Podcast
Come join artist, musician & weapons grade cynic David M. Hernandez on a ridiculous, superflous adventure of mirth and misanthropy. Dumb anecdotes, stupid observations, original music and gratuitous cover songs are the norm on his experiment of silliness. Come join the Huckleberry's cast of characters including: Gorilla Head™, Snagglef*ck The Weird™, The Moany Girls™, The Stumpy Kid™, Ground Chucky™ and Rogue the fat shih tzu™.
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Creepy Skull Bone and Old People Skin
The Huckleberry learns how to be a wingman for a suave centenarian. Mex remembers his late, bad ass grandpa, and also remembers when Henry Hill was his dad. We also learn why The Artist likes weather, yet hates meteorology.
Big Chucky Beef Arms
Mex tells the tale of Big Toga Pete. The Artist learns that even drummers get vitiligo. Your Huckleberry then confesses to being a food pimp and remaining undecided in the question of who's better, Led Zeppelin or The Fat Boys.
Hermaphrodite Salmon
The Artist is planning a trip into the heart of MAGA country. The Huckleberry then discovers his slapstick heroes were sketchy. Mex gets into dubbing Japanese, topless cartwheels and ruining KISS... again.
Chello Chooze
Mex finds out that the demon has a change of plans. The Artist discusses: inappropriate stooges, Dragon Town and Tommy Chong. Empty Nestor pays a visit and meets his hero. Your Huckleberry then decides that Musk dude may just be a little Sheldonesque.
Sphincter Army
Mex's KISS tribute band has a little accident. The Artist also shares his fan theory about Dirk & Reed. We finally get to meet Empty Nestor™. Your Huckleberry then gets scared by this one dude's skull.
Burly Pipes Are Fun
Your Huckleberry wonders if his brain is copying other brains. The Artist has a solution to the Super Bowl Halftime Show. This may include Carol Channing teaming up with a marching band. Mex believes he can channel Lady Galadriel and knows the truth about Aaron Neville.
Geckos Don't Judge Cowboys
The Artist is afraid his lizard has gone all Apocalypse Now. The Mexican then breaks down the presidential inauguration and makes sure Jelly Roll gets a good seat. Your Huckleberry thinks his management team of Mouth of Sauron and Gothmog should take their babies by the hand, make 'em do a high head stand.
Rose is a Turd-Hogger
The Artist plans on protesting the Number 6 Dance. Mex plays a classic love song, Enters The Dragon and forms a family blues band.

A Cave Called "Yuk-Yuk's"
Season 6 of The Phlegm Cat Podcast begins as The Mexican gets left home from hockey. The Artist then celebrates The Continental Xmas Gathering by golfing with Charlie Brown. Your Huckleberry decides he will start a company that makes cholo candles then heads to Asia to party with Abe Vigoda.
Hey! KICK HIS PENGUIN!!!!!!
Mex ends Season 5 by tricking new listeners into thinking he's a genius. The Hernandi save Christmas. Two Rankin and Bass epics are examined meticulously by The Artist and prove the fact that Santa may indeed be a dick. The episode features a year-end recap of Season 5 and it's impact on the world economy.
The 5th Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
The Mexican presents his annual Christmas Show. This year The Crew rally around the Phlegm Cat himself to save his life. Teaming with a local PBS station, The Artist attempts to hold a pledge drive for Derek's neck operation. There is plenty of holiday music, parodies and holiday commercials from the past. We meet a taser-wielding rodent named Merbil and an old friend returns...
I Don't Have Mean Gangster Poems
The Artist reveals his delight at the band Chic. We learn that The Continental changes a man. Mex thinks this dude Gothmog has a boiled lobster tail face. The Huckleberry welcomes home Ferris Bueller and knows a ton about sexy scientist talk. Oh, and pickle ball is dumb.
Regular Cat Neck
The Huckleberry delves into the mystery of A.I. An old friend visits in studio to bring awareness to a cause that launches this year's Christmas Show. Mex remembers getting clipped by a guy named Barry.
That Poncho Stage of Life
The Mexican hates when the end is chopped off. The Artist then praises these two gentlemen of leisure: Del and Neal. Your Huckleberry then warns against wearing a heavy blanket to a Stones' riot.
Of Course I Got a Wah-Wah
Your Huckleberry celebrates Thanksgiving by praising frozen butt cheeks. The Artist Talks about sore losers and their impact on a guitar pedal. Mex thens meets a good Samaritan that digs bacon.
That Sounded Like Butt Skin to Me
The Artist revisits his favorite mini series- this time with more hatred. Mex wonders why evil dudes are always British. Your Huckleberry may be goin the way of Jack Torrence, but it's cool, his kid is in tight with a governor.
Dat's a Good Pie Over Dare
Mex settles all your election result issues with the help of Lucky, Dusty and Ned.Your Huckleberry goes gangster in front of his favorite pizzeria. The Artist then wants to be one of the few songwriters to parody his own song.
Your Pain Smells Like White Castle
Mex has hilarious funeral stories to marvel at. One of these stories involves methane and the church. The Artist then tells his crew that Otis loves them. Your Huckleberry stands up for cruddy golfers everywhere!
Ca-Ca Tom™
The Grim Reaper pokes his jive-ass head into Mex's bidness. The Huckleberry knows his first amendment rights include filming bricks. The Demon puts his dragon-covered foot into his tongue-infested mouth. The Artist and Hawk have a golf round only three will remember.
A Place For Fancy Lads To Go
Mex knows it takes more than a coat of paint to make it at Thunder Road. Your Huckleberry golfs with Mary Jane and remembers his favorite DUI. The Artist has a golf venture that features John Wick. David ends the show by introducing his new weed buddy.
Cornbits and Nibblins
The Mexican has an issue with Mr. Closed Caption. The Huckleberry then contacts Gilead for help with the Squirrel War. The Artist then expresses joy over singing "Greased Lighting" to a dancing priest. PLUS: Mex and Hawk go all Furio on a dude.
You Just Don't Sell a Ghillie Suit
The Huckleberry has blue collar knowledge in a white collar world. This makes moving couches easy. The Artist then wonders if Frankie Valli is made of wax, explains the real lyrics to "La Bamba" and steps up the War of the Squirrels.
The Noo-Noo Thing That Did Suckies
Mex has regrets over his 9/11 jokes. The Artist comes to grip with the escalation of The War of the Squirrels. The Huckleberry screams "Ritchie!!!", then uses his face to get a discount at golf.
The Annual Fancy Cat Dance Ball
Mex learns the beauty of a Nine & Dine. The Artist then declares his reluctance to be king, yet refuses to acknowledge other royalty. The Huckleberry's childhood crush may be manic...
Gravelly Joe™
Mex meets some old bros and throws a Corleone Death Stare at a poor soul. The Squirrel War claims another victim as Mex & Popeye enjoy a concert. The Artist then entertains his young son with two racially stereotyped dinosaurs.
A Conglomerate of Dudes
Mex joins Hawk on his sophomore outing on the links. You'll soon start to hear the word "gaping" more on a golf course. Mex gets Lizard Kingish and we are introduced to The Adventures of Batsh*t Anne™.
We Had Wheelie Poses
The Artist knows two things: Bros need love too and you can't reach the Pop Tarts. Mex then sings songs, makes up rhymes, does poetries and haikus. Plus the genius of Evel Knievel.
Rules Hurt My Feelings
The Huckleberry may be a distant relative to The Fudds. Mex then gets Princy and takes a friend to The Pit of Despair. The Artist then vows to dance where they like 'em swarthy!
A Forcefield of Low-End Funk
The Artist vows to make the mundane awesome. Mex then thinks his family are good background vocalists, talks to Tattaglia the Nutty™ and wonders how you lose at olympic-level trampoline.
Pumper Chubby
Mex hears a pounding ruckus. The Artist declares he has to evolve better, don't do any pressies and expand your inputs.
I Put a Dead Mouse on the Internet
Mex is proud that he did title fonts. The Artist made a bad genre choice, found the bouncy people and would rather keep his sleeps in a bundle.
Spyda McGooch
The Huckleberry almost squares off with the KGB. The dispute stems from the belief that squirrels don't speak Russian. Nobody asks about Ripple Timmy and Stuttering' Fred.
You Just Know Regular Eagles
The Huckleberry returns from Canada with knowledge. Mex knows how to handle a leech. The Artist also learned that: liberals don't fish, old dudes can't swim and fishes don't have necks.
Kid Gusto
The Artist wants you to meet Jimmy Tubesteak. Mex then celebrates getting Russian puppies. He is very excited to make a pizza out of The Missus' head and realizes his new alarm system has a lot of "F" words in it.
I Hate Illiterate Squirrels
Mex makes a plea for activity after unveiling Anger Boy. The Artist now enjoys Happy Fun Candy Birds and knows some dudes that talk about leeches.
Misanthroperrific
The Artist thinks all saxophoners have to unleash their brass. Mex says you can't discriminate against tongue-punchers and introduces the latest terror group: Jabber-Jaw, Geriatric F*#kwads.
Who Breaks a Machete?
The Artist just wants to be free with his pelvis. Mex then wants someone to check out his basket. The Huckleberry thinks you're whateverphobic, but it's ok, because there's heated undercarriages on his elbow.
I'M ON THE SOUP TEAM!!!
Look, The Mexican can handle: automatic weapons, goatees, car washes, Hulk, and Broccoli Head, but he CAN'T handle three Patties, man.
The Mount Rushmore of Gout
Mex introduces erbody to Mr. Gynistic. The Artist then claims basic bros don't say "interwoven". He then describes the full spectrum of tees and creates the phrase "At the bottom of the day".
Naked in a Birdbath
Mex wants to know who's afraid of Lee Trevino? The Artist ponders why there are no male nuns. He then sings the Jesus Christ journey adventure song, but only after spitting on the binder clip.
Silk Glove on an Angry Glum-Fist
A special guest arrives for Mex's intervention, but it gets crooked and mumbly. The Artist then says "Hey, regular lady". Mex is all about dandy rules and the golf bouncer.
You Can't Wear Candy On Your Feet, Foo.
The Artist spins tales of the legendary Steward of Gigglewater. Mex then goes to bed crooked. Your Huckleberry has seen his fair share of mulch and laughs in his agnostic recliner.
Ready For Number Second?
Mex sure hopes none of you have ever been persecuted by hummus. The Hernandi are weird, language necromancers. The Artist knows a guy who conjured a demon AND had an independent goat head.
Now My Head Stinks
Mex solves world conflict because even The Browns are scared of The Homies. The Artist then introduces the awkward, inquires about matching tents and encounters a Mesozoic beasty.
You Don't Look a Day Over Methuselah
Mex really wants the snappy pants. The Artist returns from Florida where he admired people with cool arms, decided not to be sharty and realized he was taught by lazy old people.
Cuatro!
Mex declares that none of his friends are nude hallway walkers. The Artist then decides that Earth is lumpy, and has a penchant for fibery pens and cool paper.
The Rhombus of Life
The Artist Learns that coyotes are abound. Mex plays the game known as severed rabbit head soccer, loses all respect for the comma and moves a bunch of punctuation.
Ya Dumb Astronaut
The Artist has been thinking of alternate Jebuses. Mex has to make a choice between bumcheeks or lady bidness. The Huckleberry also admits to getting stupider and learns that there is an epidemic of hard-to-use hoses.5
Golgotha Hernandez
Mex asks Jebus "Were you born in a barn?". The Artist decides nobody needs a big piece of fish. Your Huckleberry then takes a journey through the sphincter hallway to see Fake Wang.
I Can Handle a Goofy-Ass Clown
Mex realizes the whole problem is that damn road. The Artist then recommends that no one does creepy crawlies by that damn road because you could get all murdery. The Huckleberry also asks: Why do people in space have to have genitalia faces?
Cartoons Make Awful Spy Robots
The Huckleberry Claims he ain't got no FOMO Mex then declares that brown people should be allowed to fly airplanes, Tremors should have won an Oscar and there's no way we're gonna hit Popeye.
Through The Prism of the 'Tism
The Artist wants U to know he's very "fluxsable". Mex then informs everyone that he's always in an area, knows when it's time to get sleepy and how much that ape costs.
It's An Easter Pickle Fight!
Mex confesses to having white chin floofs. The Artist then explains that one end's got a sucky hole, he loves riding cheese and has a whole 'nother gear of jagoffery.
There's Nothing More Unoriginal Than Being Unoriginal
The Artist wants U all to wake up and smell the fake videos. We learn from Mex that dads are the stuntmen of the world, that Mex is all inquisitive and jolly and claims two weeks ago, U were on fire on a mountain.
His Funk Wasn't Spontaneous
The Mexican proclaims that The Hulk isn't sinewy. There are three things The Artist doesn't do. He does not buy the Butt-Pipe. He does not paint someone's eyes scary. The Huckleberry does not cook green cheese.
Crêpey Bacon People
The Artist almost gets his giblets jostled. Your Huckleberry throws his passport out and really likes dragons. Mex also wonders who lip-syncs drums?
White Dude Beach Pants
The Artist must defeat The Minnesota Bamboozler. Mex wants you to get a load of his hump, foo. Your Huckleberry was also funky, crooked and reached euphoric spazzery.
One For Fatty
The Mexican mourns the passing of the infamous Rogue. Her legacy is remembered through stories of chasing gophers, getting in gang fights and biting evil doers.
Keep To The Dang Aesthetic!
Mex had them dudes barkin' like crazy businessmen. The Artist then declares that Plastic Betty ain't no joke. The Huckleberry prefers when women have their head attached and knows somebody more worthless than Aquaman.
Bobby Johnson's Rat Pack Puppet Show
The Mexican loves a good statue disco party. Your Huckleberry wonders if he should get the porridge, even though he has the eye of the tiger and the breath of a lizard.
I Don't Draw Undercarriages
Mex produces happy doos for everyone. Your Huckleberry loses our wizard again, CFIT accidents are his jam and we get to meet Mabel Applebottom

The Monkey Theory Is Not Valid
The Mex starts season 5 by embracing the grampa. The Huckleberry must then deal with a tower of meat, Harley Bottomcheeks and getting clogged with waspy wax.
Coleslaw Jenkins
Your Huckleberry ends season 4 by confessing to getting a humor chubby. Mex asks the question: What would make a bullfighter jive-ass? Mex hopes you got Dead Bird Relay Race and a Crackhead Paul doll for Christmas.
The 4th Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
Please join the gang's holiday production of The Nativity. We learn lots of biblical nuggets, like Jesus' original name, which was originally gonna be "Spyda". Feliz Blahbee Blah!!!!
Somebody Better Tackle These Flaming People
Your Huckleberry has had some bone stuff. Mex never cooked a shirt for dinner. Mex also thinks there's nothing worse than gum scars and hates looking at a guy's husk.
I Don't Remember Learning About Teeth
The Mexican just wants his face back. Your Huckleberry needs to get a zero iron because it's not windy and downhill inside. This comes in handy if U have toddler arms.
Air Crash Werewolf
The aftermath of the 40 Year Old Boy's visit brings gyro redemption. The Artist then deals with Chucky the Pork Boy, onion sweats and the 12-string glockenspiel.
You Smell Like Rhythm Nation
The 40 Year Old Boy pays a visit to Mexy Park. The boys determine that pork has a short window, they enjoy Eruzione soup gossip and they know that Ted Williams killed Greece.
Eaten Like Ray Liotta's Head
Mex contemplates the existence of ceiling rejuvenation surgery. The Artist then discusses freaky naked puzzle love, lumpy grass and bulbous earth.
Wolfman Sex Party
Mex just wants to get to Gacy. The Artist then hails BoomPhat, sings assassination carols and wants to know if your rear-thrusters are deployed.
It's Just Kevin
Mex wants to know who took his dots. The Artist wants to help homeless rocks, realizes that all his weathermen are dead and didn't even have robots next to him.
Yngmay Walpsteen
Mex sure likes them Segovia dudes. Your Huckleberry then declares that the youth are dumb and nobody likes cowboy movies. Great, here come the Bette Midler memes.
Bad Carlos. BAD CARLOS!!!!!
Mex is back from his meeting with Bernardo The Cheese Man. The Artist decides that goo does indeed rhyme with "goo". Mex has been in his fair share of gazebos and knows what part of Snags looks like the firefighter Muppet.
I Got Problems, Eeyore. I Got Problems.
Mex wonders if Walmart has an airline. The Artist remembers when it was 9 for a whole month, doesn't want to be naked in Vietnam and ponders biblical underpants.
You Think Prince Ever Did a Puzzle?
Your Huckleberry knows his skin color is on the spectrum. We then hear that Mex's week was full of melancholy thinks, weed & puzzles.
Suspestus and the Compound Stuff
Mex wants to know why you're bald and pink. The Huckleberry then enters a Rain Man contest, finds out it's open season on whackadoos and encounters The Golden Girls of Golfing Girth.
Naked Chicken Fights
This episode is filled with confusement and duress. The Artist has met d*ckhead plumbers, faced peaceful hippie horses and padded slappy poles.
Get Off The Bed, Monkey
Mex informs everyone about the shifty ways of parrots. The Artist then throws a fiery, bomb nut-punch, sees a magical fiendish cloud and discovers the gongs have fallen.
Doggy Bits and a Root Beer
Your Huckleberry admits he has bad pew-pews. The Artist then takes 'erbody to Side Boob Central, tries to cover naughty parts and shows you what he looks like without a neck.
Cool Daddy Warbles™
Your Huckleberry wants you to check out his head because it may be liquidy.Mex celebrates the birth of a rubber hand and decides you're gonna need a plethora of mites.
Naked Karate
The Artist spouts vibrant airs about himself. Your Huckleberry then calls out:The ones known for knife fights, mocking giggles and people who forget Lance the Pygmy™
The Calibration of Your Patella
The Mexican is happy that Thor will be there. The Artist is just mad at sticks, sweaty-ass head scalp skin and decides to go full Mex jacket.
Attractive Bums and Lasagna
The Huckleberry loves whipping out a giant, spectacular skull. The Artist then declares ethereal beings are near, solves the mystery of the fibers and introduces us to the jabber-jaw mumbler guy.
They Won't Let You Switch Underpants
Mex wishes he had a flesh shirt. The Artist then frog slaps a golfer, orders a necklace of ears and fills his enemies with a bunch of funky organisms.
I Don't Know The Genders of Bovines
Mex wants to know why your grandpa is on the album cover. The Huckleberry then unleashes the keys to good golf: Stay away from the skin cheeks, lay it in the fabric crack and aim at the cholos, foo.
I Can't Find My Neck
The Huckleberry finds a place chock-full of tarps. Mex vows to never kick a baby and continues to praise Screamin' Stickerface and Pumpkin Ball.
There's Some Risqué Underpants
Mex decides to turn up the sexy. The Artist then debuts The Hoochie, King BumbleSlug and some quality-modeled bottoms.
That's How You Not Get a Job
The Huckleberry laments the stupidity of his loins. Mex then decides he need to practice his colors, wants to hear more about your make-believe universe and realizes science doesn't care that Cow Head isn't a girl.
I Needed To Grab a Sicilian Bird
The Mexican is NOT baring toes for anybody. Your Huckleberry then laughs at murder, hangs with Alternative Lifestyle Reggie and admires The Sleepy Generation.
Give It To Lance The Pygmy
Mex thinks most of us are imaginary. The Artist then shares his adventures in Colorado, where he invented a cholo app, a toddler bomb and a trampoline bar.
She's Not Fudd Level
Mex's drawing could be a dragon, could be a chupacabra. The Artist is sympathetic to the needs of Sluggo, thinks purposes are stupid and plans on bringing Duke's Demon to the masses.
The Pathology of Pig Murder
Your Huckleberry must deal with brain flakes. The Artist then decides he'll get up early only if there's anarchy. Mex then introduces the world to the Robin Hood of bacon and makes sure we always stretch before Lava Monster.
Ice Pick and Sandwiches
Mex wonders if you've ever had a mystery. The Huckleberry must then visit Sphincter Village, run from Fin Fang Foom and check out Mr. Splashy.
Super-Long Gorilla Chimpy Arms
The Artist claims everybody's had a boo-boo. Mex declares there are three things you never want to do: Meet Satan's mean uncle, wrestle Tony Accardo or be a big grandpa jerk.
A Plethora of Floating Fourths
Mex realizes everything he owns is silly. The Artist then gets fruit on his knee, looks for taupe, and can't drive without a head.
Spaghetti as a Helmet
The dang Huckleberry gives thanks to The Magical Owl. The Artist then discusses his multiple head concerns, being old in Rivendell and the dislike of permanent goo.
A Staple of Heels
Mex sings "A long time ago, in Beth"... The Artist then introduces erbody to Lucas Babyhands, Stumpy Greg and a guy with sculpted, evil sideburns.
Jasper, Ernie and Bear Trap Phil
The Artist returns from the land of random loose dudes. Mex must then deal with butt crack shorts, fake cattle and Chico and The Man.
Previously Owned, Celebrity Skin
Mex can relax because it's only regular fat guy wheeze. The Artist demands you respect the dandy. We look for Dimitri's feet and we meet Happy Sam and the Flappy Twins.
Gravity's For Chumps
Mex arises from the ashes of suck. The Artist has nothing against sloths. The Huckleberry says you wish you knew a necromancer, but all you know are sages and wizards.
Onion Rings and Misery
Mex wants to stay away from cartoon agua. The Artist then must deal with losing his ritmo, his need to find a wizard and Fatty Rogue getting all wobbly. STAY AWAY FROM SWEDEN!
Bless This House, Cucamonga Joe
The Huckleberry must shout "VIVA EL PRESIDENTE!!!!". Mex then coaches the ugly kids, sees Chilly Willy on his ceiling and awakens to demonic pig eyes.
All of Texas Lives in Texas
Did you know Mex is not a boot connoisseur? The Huckleberry then apologizes for his polenta joke, does a quality Kurtz and warns us of under-the-bridge pee whiff.
Axes Are Color Blind
The Artist just wants César to chase his dream. Mex defeats Ku Klux Kelly after drinking a beverage that smells like alcohol, grapes and feet.
Bearer of the Banana of Justice
The dang Huckleberry don't wanna eat no snakes. Mex then learns The Missus ain't no power wizard, who owns the Holy Hula Hoop and who brought Monster-speak to an art school.
Some Dudes Are Shiny
The Artist wants his string to reach your can. Mex then discusses the rivalry between Rancors and Balrogs. We meet the son of Jeff and ask "What's wrong with Willie?"
Man, This Is An Expensive Nothing
Mex doesn't think you should spin logic. The Artist then discusses the complexity of heroic battle guys, gluttonous masses and Deliverance, banjo-playing lips.
52° Coolo
The Artist realizes he's beige. Mex then discovers he hates cartoon fescue, discovers The Disco Raptor and enjoys a kick-ass dwarf fight.
Drive-bys During The Renaissance
The dang Huckleberry claims Sauron had a butler. Mex mourns his father being stepped on by a Mûmakil. The Artist then discusses a weird, little meat bastard and the ebony and ivory of Dougs.
I Haven't Sold My Teeth Yet
Your Huckleberry addresses his eleventy-hundred guitars. The Artist then must deal with a puzzle of song, why he can't get into a dog brain and the fact that you got to get the whippy.
Quit Trying To Cancel Stupidity
Mex gets all teachy on the subject of David Crosby's genius. The Artist then vows to learn stuff and sleep, be up near the snoot and prevent people from getting their goo all intertwined.
Maybe I See The Logic of Dog Bag
The artist ponders the possibility that God hates losers. Your Huckleberry then comes to grip with floppy socks, his hatred of the power ballad and the realization that dogs can get a GED.
Hope I Don't Get Hit With a Javelin
Mex avoids Facebook jail once again. The Artist then must deal with Tua Toblerone, the future of injuries and locating your girth.

Valigator Nasty
Season 4 of The Phlegm Cat Podcast begins with a tale of fescue. The Artist then reveals the best gifts of Christmas, a knock-off brand of Shih Tzu and how to turn up The Montgomery.
Prime Insult Meat
The 3rd season of The Phlegm Cat Podcast comes to an end. The Artist reveals the contents of the cutting room floor of the Christmas Show. We then learn that Kippy The Elf is a narc, The Boy has a radar for ruckuses and beware of Old Baggy Khaki Guy.
The 3rd Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
Recorded live at the Molar Auditorium at The DuPage College of Dentistry, The Artist welcomes many guests. There are holiday musical performances by DoomSphincter, The Sh*t Brigade, and Mex's dog Rogue. The Huckleberry even finds time to talk to Zombie Elvis. This special also includes many holiday favorites from years gone by.I hope you love it.
Dum Dee-Dum, Delightful
Mex gets profiled in a mansion. The Huckleberry must then deal with Slappy Salamander™, Christmas songs and a manageable number of Crazy Bears™.
Icy Brains
The Artist learns he sent his son to fancy college to talk about Evel Knievel. Your Huckleberry then must deal with chickens in pants, not knowing anything about screws and getting sad as that one mouse.
Pork Sausages and Jewelry
The Huckleberry wonders about pedophiles in Peanutland. The Artist then proclaims three things he will never do: Get cast as Fonzie, compromise his digits and deliver a cow baby.
Cosmically Interesting
The Artist discusses The Good, The Bad, The Odd and The Ugly of the Thanksgivings of yore. Mex then humiliates the elderly, hates Bob Barker and we meet The Shuffling Capo.
I Might've Drank Perfume
The Artist is back from Fancy Book College. Mex then reveals what is NOT snort-worthy, has a Goodfella dinner and plays The Executive.
Disco Frankenstein
The Artist gives free air time to two deserving candidates. Your Huckleberry then reminisces about a corny halloween party and his time spent as Zorro. DoomSphincter also pays a visit to Mex Park. Ew.
The Weird Stomach and the Bad Karate
Your Huckleberry describes the mania of his youth. The artist then reveals why he hates middle school science teachers, mean bandmates and the condition of his girly hands.
Purple Smokey Buttcheeks
The Artist senses a change in the seasons. Mex must then manage his You Tube head. He then has to deal with scary nocturnal beasties, the fragility of the elderly and a guy with an enormous cow head.
Mr. Fun Buns
Your Huckleberry makes it outta Sin City alive. Mex's inner pirate surfaces by the hotel pool and meets Baby Hulk. The Artist then has to deal with new edibles, a Missus gone wild and an ocean of infinite nothing.
I'm Not Gonna Say "Butt Pudding"
Your Huckleberry ventures to Sin City. Mex's childhood nickname gets one of his boys in trouble. The Artist then recalls a time when he had to run a gauntlet of old, angry Mexicans.
Balls Deep in a Pumpkin
The Artist may suck at fantasy football, but he's still laughing. Mex must then not drop Rogue, listen to The Floyds and be pulled in two different directions by SGT Barnes and SGT Elias.
God Help Us, It's Mongolian Throat Singers!
The Artist marvels at wee little footses. Your Huckleberry then must endure weird brother stuff, the oddities of the elderly and the monkey roll.
Floppy Dangler or Texas Butt Crack
The Artist returns from the gooch of America. Your Huckleberry then deals with a Jeffrey, a wake photographer and a goose in the fairway.
I'm The Duke of Pudding
The Artist claims his royal title is Prince of Stomach Linings. Mex then deals with a death in the family(again), a creepy savior and the celebratory post-show doobie.
The Last Remnants of Caucasian Survival
The Artist turns over the heavily guarded Hernandi cookbook. Your Huckleberry then encounters some Karens, pulls at the heartstrings of a bouncer and confesses his involvement with large portions of lard.
I Identify As a Unicorn
Your Huckleberry yet again does battle with The Grim Reaper. The Artist then remembers a bully, golfs with his cousin Gort and realizes how much the elderly suck.
Dudes Get Cumbersome
The Artist gets back from dropping his boy off at fancy book college. Your Huckleberry then gets a dose of fake news, meets a chick named Sweet Rolls and eats at the Chuck Bucket.
You Like Stretchy Pants, You Know You Do
The Huckleberry mourns the loss of one of his earliest pants breakers. The Artist then loses his links cherry, wonders about horse formal wear and overcomes a plethora of moany.
Free Source of Blood, Dude!
The Artist recounts his role as older brother. The Huckleberry then regales us with his vastknowledge of Chicano acrobatics, The ways of the stuntman and how to deal with a spoiled, chubby little Ewok.
I Don't Drink. I Don't Like Bears
The Artist gets to the bottom of speech impediments. Your Huckleberry admits his sleepmedicine taste like an outfield. He then remembers the day he created a sport that will take over the nation.
This Sticky-Icky Was the Dang, Diggity, Schnizzle Schnit
The Artist discovers a never-ending oil. Your Huckleberry then meets Señor Flex, hangs with a little chubby kid and fabricates a weapon of mass destruction using a Nerf soccer ball.
The Jonestown of Golf Tees
The Artist attempts to learn to do new stuff. Your Huckleberry tells the tale of this new hobby and gets all apexy, knocks over some peppers and whips out his Sasquatch.
I'm With You Fellers
The Artist went outside. Mex ventured to many lands and returns with adventurous tales of hot dogs, funky cities and Bill Haley's swim trunks.
There's No Optometrists in the Ocean
The Artist jumps back into his favorite pastime only to be hassled by a bamboozler. Mex then shows you how tough he is and shows you how dumb he is... All with the same story.
Just An Ocean-Bound Floating Orb
Mex is forced to deal with current events. Your Huckleberry then spins yarns about being dizzy, floating to Fiji and dominating yet another sport.
Crazy Clowns and Space Turtles
Mex learns that Covid changes a man. The Artist then discusses the need for special pants, the magnum opus and the contents of your dumper.
Captain Wheezy Boy
Your Huckleberry finally succumbs to The Plague. Mex then spins yarns about corporate celebrations, a giant game of Jenga and the realization that The Missus leads a dual life.
Some Sort of Monkey Ape Chicken
Your Huckleberry ain't the funniest Hernandi anymore. The Artist then spoils his daughter, breaks a monkey, then starts dealing weed to the elderly.
An Evil Glen Campbell For Dessert
Mex's tales of childhood cruelty to toys is continued as he speaks of befouling the great Evel Knievel. The Huckleberry then breaks down his plan for the comeback of the lawn jart.
LPH
A very special Phlegm Cat finds The Artist in a melancholy mood...and yet...Mex reveals the origin of Sweet Lou, that time he coached a football team consisting of 8" tallsuperheroes and the time The Missus caught him in a very embarrassing outfit...
Big-Ass Spread of Dynamic Chow
The Artist should have been born in Canada. Your Huckleberry then wraps up Mother's Day, tries to feed Sluggo and stabs Riff.
"I Think I Mooned a Conquistador"
Your Huckleberry weaves his way through the intricacies of the Chicago accent. We then learn that Mex has a new nickname, his package is thick and he can't scare anyone with his head.
Thank You, Mr. Broccoli.
Some folks may actually enjoy Mex. Your Huckleberry then must entertain a sports legend and gather the weirdos to become triumphant...all while Fake Prince does the splits on the infield dirt of a baseball field.
F-28 Phantom Boogie Monster Boogaloo Plane
Mex answers listeners' questions. Your Huckleberry then gets all weird about: The trial of the century, his scrap with Maverick, and atheists in foxholes.
Humanoid Bunny Guy
Mex hears from a evil doer who hates his artwork. Your Huckleberry then asks the eternal question: What the hell is the Easter Bunny?
The Billy Jack of Weight Loss
Joe, who own da Chiefs? OWNS. OWNS! Your Huckleberry curbs his intake of the weed, gets smaller and vows to keep being silly.
You Can't Make Fun of a Guy's Head
Your Huckleberry observes the aftermath of Slapgate. Mex tries to understand the "why", while disagreeing with the "what". That's deep, bros.
Colors Are Easy
Mex is back from AZ with tales to tell. Mex learns a heckin app, finds out how bad-ass Mike's mom really was and The Boy gets made.
"Monkey" is Trending. Awesome.
Mex feels for his Bluto. Your Huckleberry then plans for an Arizona Summit, the violent debate over spray cheese, Badfinger songs and an edible arriving a little too soon.
Quit Talking About Gibbons In Church
Mex gets over his performance anxiety only to find he has not come close to exposing the absurdity of a lacrosse fight.
You Can't Get Babies To Vote
Mex's son makes friends with a group of folks cut from a different cloth. Your Huckleberry then finds himself in a panic due to an upcoming performance.
That Butt Stuff Was Superfluous
Mex's pooch is a little wobbly. The Huckleberry must then deal with the appearance of Captain Busker, Ferris at a ballgame and lycanthropy in the butt.
Karate's From Japan, Ya Dumb King
Mex learns he may be Schmitty's pot dealer. Your Huckleberry tries his best not to be so negative but he has opinions on Elvis movies, getting high at therapy and Stan Laurel's stint as Elvis' manager.
The Country of Alaskas
Mex deals with the aftermath of a visit by The 40 Year Old Boy. Your Huckleberry shares his edibles, institutes a "no flip-flop" rule for fishing shows and we meet False Foot. This case stinks!!!!!
Tomorrow Was Awesome
The 40 Year Old Boy himself, Mike Schmidt, joins Mex as they discuss the awfulness of slavery in high school, a bag full of ropes and fish and the genius of promoting public appearances that have already happened.
I Know My Prostrate's OK
Amid a cloud of doobie smoke, Mex creates a femme fatale character for the ages. Your Huckleberry then must deal with a missing drummer, a throbby vein and another cruddy Little League parent.
Drawing Dogs and Crying
Mex might have made a bad decision in stopping his meds. The Huckleberry may have blown a mental gasket as he deals with: cliques in Heaven, no black pills and a visit to Electric Snaggyland™

My Arsenal of Stupidity
The Stones, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Boss and a drunk, dead Polish guy. Mex has to deal with pro football and it's penchant for violent death.

Look At This Kid and His Head
Bad data has your Huckleberry in a downward spiral of melancholy. Mex then must deal with an awful remark from the 60's, an open head wound, his Uncle Paulie and the Goodfella Cookout of 1977.

Naked Betty White
Mex starts off the 3rd season of The Phlegm Cat Podcast deep in The Holiday Taint.Your Huckleberry then marvels at bobbies, a biting Yoko and a singing Ferris.
Doesn't Matter Who Has Syphilis
Your Huckleberry ends his 2nd season by being probed on Christmas. Mex then vows to be funnier, get a panda and say nice stuff about your face.
The 2nd Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
Your Huckleberry brings you a holiday music onslaught as he welcomes DoomSphincter, Oblivious Frog and the musical debut of Rogue Y Los Cochinos. The only obstacle he faces is the riot outside his crib.
Just Cuz You're All Paul
The Huckleberry celebrates the mysteries of The Fab Four. He hates losing his Garfunkel, but enjoys in-studio gang fights and getting into beat-box cardio shape.
At The Desert, Turn Left
Mex learns stuff at church. Your Huckleberry then does thinks about Santa, how the Nativity may be a bamboozle and how the Magi may have needed an app.
Ann, Shut Up.
The return of the BatVal makes your Huckleberry's Thanksgiving extra special. The Mexican then remembers holiday traditions of old, including secret maps, missing pants and a shitty cartoon.
Beets and Peas
Merry Happy Thanksgiving wishes abound. Your Huckleberry buries you with logic. Mex then discloses the absurdity of his Inner Circle and his quest for butt knowledge.
You're All Knowledgeable About Cacti
Your Huckleberry is quite embarrassed by subconscious finger dalliances. Mex then visits with the Native Americans, realizes his son is Otter and reopens his interest in a concept album.
I Lost 3/4 of ABBA
Your Huckleberry reminds us all of a time when our parents sucked. Mex then discusses his childhood which was filled with love, nurturing, pizza, potential drowning and murder.
Finger Jabbies to Thumb Slappies
Mex invents a Groan Room. Your Huckleberry then plays his bass, brags about his battles with sea beasties and a drunken plumber on Halloween.
Who Needs An Extra Lady Head?
Your Huckleberry confesses to sonic boastfulness. Mex plays ball in the house, enjoys his new doll, gets into werewolves and welcomes Doomsphincter in studio. DRRT!!!!
David, That's Gross
Mex doesn't think there is much fantasy in fantasy football. Your Huckleberry has a different way of playing cornhole. Mex also gets a new dolly and has a few things to say about spaghetti sauce.
The Languishing
Mex struggles in a post-Schmidt wasteland. He misses The Boy and his Beat Laboratory. Your Huckleberry then shares a cool fishing game, mocks man-feets and almost dies dancing.
Can I Ride Your Dog?
The 40 Year Old Boy drops by for a family wedding. We learn he lies about concerts he's attended and we both get 70 years of bad luck because some old lady can't take a punch.
Blast U Like a Aminal
Your Huckleberry has a funk in his lair. With no friends to hangout with, Mex recalls his first concert and promises not to blow a bunny's face off.
Crazy Ghetto Hooker Punch
Mex is bothered by Fake Stones. Your Huckleberry gets a mighty gift, gets into it with his cousins and shares a story of a heroic skirmish with a vicious reptile.
Chickpeas and Shrimp
Mex cleans up from last week. The Lady in the Red Coat sucks. Your Huckleberry launches some art projects and finds sexism alive and well in the fishing community.
Man, 9/11 Sucked.
Mex climbs out of his YouTube hole long enough to remember that thing we aren't supposed to forget. Your Huckleberry encounters, suspestus, conspiracy butt-weasels and The Shy Bear.
The Mullet Parents
Behold the ups and downs of The Huckleberry's brain squishins. The Boy has ascended, the swing of Charlie Watts and Mex collabs with a friend.
Santa Don't Got a Birthmark
Mex can't play nice on Ficklebook, Snaggle tries to woo Swimsuit Peggy and every time we talking 'bout boxing, your Huckleberry gotta pull Mike Tyson out of his butt.
I'm Not Crying, YOU'RE Crying. Crier.
The World's Most Dangerous Teenager is off to college. Your Huckleberry wrestles with his image as the super-macho, ultra hardcore paterfamilias. We hear some golden oldies featuring Mex's youngest.
Spiderman Eyeball Connectors
This week children we learn all about ocular emergencies, vitreous detachment, uneven pokies and unrealistic butt-cracks. PLUS The Sandlot sucks.
The Realm of Meat
Your Huckleberry is once again triggered by the television. Mex plays Cyrano for his boy Snaggle and Gorilla Head gets a solo.
Lips, Tongues, Probies, Tongue-Punches
Mex is almost recruited into a gang of Danzig-level cool guys. Your Huckleberry then regales us with the time he defeated racism disguised as a hot 19-year-old.
It's Just Craig
Your Huckleberry must put the pieces back together after a visit from The 40 Year Old Boy. Mex tries his best to be a good host to new friends, even though there is a full bag of crab chips on his table, and Pellegrino in his fridge.
You Callin' Me a Chicken, Butterfield?
The 40 Year Old Boy himself visits Mexy Park and takes a FLAME THROWER to the place.Your Huckleberry is forced to grow up and finally lets real people into his lair.
Loose Beasties and a Gunshot Wound
Mex tries not to be so basic bro. Mexy Park is cleaned, a Golden Ticket is sent and your Huckleberry enjoys aviation deaths.
You Can't Handle Me, Frog
After a lovely Father's Day, Mex is almost killed again. This time by a sneaky twister. We learn of a frog bamboozle and how Miss Buster is still alive.
Grabbed Me By The Boo Boo
Your Huckleberry battles technology, sees an epic high-five and has a major announcement about a future episode.
Ya Fatty Panda Trash-Bastard
The dang paterfamilias' duties are vanishing. Mex almost sleeps with the fishes again as a big ass raccoon makes a move. We also learn that fishing is too complex for artsy fartsy people.
I'm Not Gonna Make Suck Jokes
Your Huckleberry ain't gonna be fooled by the fake "wokeded". Mex offers free hugs, dispels an old rumor about Rod The Mod and vows to learn about stuff.
There's No Rules In The Bush
Mex's familia is filled with bad asses. The Huckleberry plunges into a paint-filled apocalypse. DoomSphincter shows up, and we hear of another beautiful cousin.
You Remember Verbal Steamer
Your Huckleberry tries to not be so critical, invents old guy sports, confesses to dreamland uptightness and interviews his fat dog.
A Forest of Crappy Forest Crap
Mex regrets his misanthropy. He sits down with It: Chapter 2 and proceeds to blow a gasket. DoomSphincter performs and a tribute to Prince.
Orgies In The Middle of a Sewer
We have a substitute host for the beginning of the show. Mex arrives late, then proceeds to praise his girly. Oh yeah... and the movie It sucks.
Go Away, Head Lice Randy!
Mex endures yet another prom. He then finds sexism running rampant in pop music. Your Huckleberry also offers self defense advice to aspiring musicians.
Puke's Not My Thing, Man
The Hernandi children are all growed up. DoomSphincter takes it up a notch. Mex greets his friend Ralph and thinks Charles Manson had a gift.
I Like To Gavotte
The Val ruins a peaceful sport. Smite Force is unleashed and Mex loves going "Pew, pew, pew!"
The Lumber of Death
Mex saves Rogue's life. Mex then recounts his stint as a Tony Stark-level weapons designer.
Is Mex Durden Building An Army?
Our Huckleberry unleashes his hatred of The Axis of 1980's Rock Evil. Mex has a mental breakthrough and shines a crazy diamond.
It Was a Poverty Clubfoot
Mex checks his ego and tells dorky tales of his time hangin' with Squiggy.
I'm Not Eating a Starfish
Mex repairs his G-string, hosts a battle of the bands and goes all Michael Corleone on a foe.
I Saw Triangles, I Saw Crack.
The Mexican goes underground, gets the tamales and remembers this one time he was almost cool.
I Don't Care About Ruth Buzzi
Mex's love of felt creatures is discussed. Catherine Zeta-Jones is full of crap and a new supergroup is born.
Nipple Earrings
Mex shares the funny side of combat and spins some tales of The BatVal™.
All Stiffy and Non-Stretchy
The greatness and genius of Lee Jun-fan is explained by your Huckleberry.This is accomplished by describing the worst movie ever made.
Thwart The Nasty
Your kid is ugly. The evilness of the suburban sport parent is discussed with much vengeance and furious anger by your Huckleberry. Derek pays a visit and sings a song.
You Got Brown-Eyed Soul!
Fiery Mex actually voices an opinion and speaks at an alarmingly fast rate(well, for him). Mex also discusses the underrated artwork of Superman.
Nothing Worse Than Surprise Gunfire
Mex enlightens us all with a tale about a group of kids more terrifying than The U.N. of Evil.We also hear of Mex's early days as a sports pioneer.
A Lazy Eye Fetish
Mex may have violated his "Bro Card". Stripper tales and an amazing vegetable recipe are also regrettably shared. Yikes.
Hey! That Fat Guy's Recording Us!"
Mex encounters a weed dilemma, spins The Tale of Opie Cunningham and worries about The BatVal.
Hillbilly Ass-Whoopin'
Someone dares to unfriend your Huckleberry. A name from the past awakens a tale of hillbilly savagery not for the faint of heart.

I'm Gonna Get 8 Likes
Season 2 begins as Mex parties hard, welcomes a man into his house and tells you all about Dick.
Big Medical Skull Guy
The end of Season 1 is filled with holiday aftermath and a death in the family...It's comedic gold!!
The Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
Join Mex for his 1st annual holiday special, right from Mexy Park. There's Christmas songs, gunplay, a chupacabra and an interview with The Phlegm Cat himself.
The Hierarchy of Rodents
Mex shares holiday tales of Christmas head injuries and the drugging of children.
You Can't Wrap a Mouse
Mex reveals his arch nemesis, gets censored and spins a holiday yarn about giving.
Regular Fat Curly Leg
Luca Brasi is unleashed on Thanksgiving and Mex survives the end of November.
I Have Bad Shreds
Mex triggers an old friend. Back from college visits, The Boy think The Missus may be on the spectrum.
I Don't Mind Blubber
Mex's son taunts an elf. We also learn that as a youth, Mex had some puffy issues.
I Hate Shoddy Memework
Mex's secret curse is revealed. He also confesses to writing a stinky script.
Everybody Hates My Chips
Mex explains his grouchiness, grudges and his mystical origin.
Holy Water Can Burn
Your Huckleberry is quite disgruntled but not enough to stop showing off.
Befouled By a Podcaster
Mex gets real dirty and learns hatred has no prejudice.
Cholos From Vietnam
Mex misses EVH, meets The Greatest and reveals his own immortality.
I Jam Like a Fish
Mex gets topical and hears voices, plus a little tribute to Eddie.
Communal Showers And Buggery
Mex reveals two game-changing proposals. These concepts solidify him as the idea man of our generation.
That Gecko's a Chick
A potential Hernandi disaster is averted. Mex recalls a road story featuring The 40 Year Old Boy.
Ya Gotta Have A Rudy
Mex's pops is a friend of ours, and James Dean ain't jack crap.
Spooky Pumpkin Smokehead
Mex's new hobby involves the loss of brain cells in Sin City.
Who Dare Touch The King's Bottom?
The legend of Mex's second born is revealed.
I Believe In The No.9
Mex celebrates his tenth episode by recalling his bout with a biblical flood.
How's It Goin', Carl?
Tales of a social misfit, then Mex sees a naked lady.
A Recipe For Suck
Mex devotes the whole show to a "little" problem. PLUS: The debut of "Funeral Girl".
Big Giant Bacon Fists
Mex is very Dude then almost dies in 1995.
White Lady Picnic Dance
Mex recalls his own Altamont, and is upstaged by a child's toy.
Mr. Braggy Pants
Mex gets his first negative feedback. The Tale of Laughing Schmitty is told andMex welcomes his first in-studio guest.
Super Fibula
Mex critiques the homeless and writes a song for the ages. We also findout poetry didn't come easy to The Lizard King. Heckin' doo doo doo.
Blood and Seaweed
Mex is proven mortal and ponders his future. We also learn some Rock & Roll history.
Chorizo & Eggs
Racism can be funny and Prince may have stunk as a lyricist.
