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The Thought Police — 331 episodes
332: The Great British ID-iot
331: Keir-lamity
330: The McSweeney Meltdown
329: Starmer’s Swapocalypse
328: Migrant Mayhem
327: Ukraine Love Affair
326: In, Out, Chaos All About
325: Get Trumped
324: The Secret Policeman's Bus
323: Afghanistain
322: Froggy Fiasco
321: Tears For Keir
320: Asylum Lunatics
319: State of Silence
318: Rachel's Horror Show
317: Liar Liar, Burqa On Fire
316: Labour Of Hate
315: Starmer Surrender
314: Albania Mania
313: Harry The Herbert
312: Flush Point
311: No Kevin, No Problem
310: Two Tier Torture
309: Keir Today, Gangs Tomorrow
308: The C*nt For Red October
307: A Bridge To Nowhere
306: Two Tier Tragic Starmer
305: The Trump Card
304: Starmer Llama Drama
303: Starmer Stays Schtum
302: British Scareways
301: Keir's Terror of Truth
300: The Trump Effect
299: Unhappy New Keir
298: Hell In A Handcart
297: Wallace and Vomit
296: Keir And Loathing
295: Farmer Harmer
294: Welby Damned
293: He's Don It Again
292: Southport Secrets
291: Kaba's Crimes
290: From Lederhosen to Lionheart
289: ECHR You For Real?
288: Schofield's Shipwreck Of Shame
287: Mugged Off
286: Swift Justice
285: Prison Break
284: Stasi Starmer
283: A Nation Divided
282: Starmergeddon
281: Calamity Joe
280: Tories Toasted and Roasted
279: Rishi's Reality Check
278: D-Day for the Tories
277: Trump Trouble & Strife
276: Electile Dysfunction
275: Keir Today, Gone Tomorrow
274: A Royal Snub
273: Country C*nts
272: Suits, Sleaze and Scandals
271: Caught In The Honey Pot
270: Hate To Say It
269: Keep The Change!
268: The Hate Speech Spesh
267: What A Sh*t Show
266: Harry the Herbert Loses Again
265: House of Comedians
264: Mind The Clap Trap
263: The Jokes On You...
262: Lies Damned Lies And The BBC
261: Burn After Reading
260: A Royal Pain
259: Mike and Kev Go Postal
258: Randy Andy And The Epstein Files
257: 2023 What A F*cking year!
256: Bah Humbug!
255: Tories In Turmoil
254: Tories In Turmoil
253: Odious Scobie
252: Remote Impossibility
251: Rwanda Revolt
250: A Braverman Than You And I
249: Sweary Dom And A Collection Of Morons
248: Back With A Bang
247: The Fag End
246: Railway To Nowhere
245: Coughing Up
244: Back To School
243: THOUGHT POLICE LIVE!
242: Holiday Mode
241: Bibby Phobia
240: Global Boiling Point
239: Heavy Weather
238: A Load Of Bankers
237: British Blunder Corporation
236: A Load Of Argy Bargey
235: Help Me Rwanda
234: Woke And Dagger
233: Party Pooper
232: Court Short
231: Ivory Tower TV
230: Migration Nation
229: All At Sea
228: Crowning Glory
227: Stammering Starmer
226: Snooker Loopy!
225: Dressed To Impress
224: Unsure Offshore
223: Party Pooper
222: British Blunder Corporation
221: A Braverman Than You And I
220: Fear and Loathing In Westminster
219: The End Of Formality
218: Utter Balloon-ey
217: High Spy
216: Fill My Bath!
215: Utter State Of The Nation
214: Beaten By The Green Stick
213: The Prince of Wails
212: Happy New Fear
211: The Strike Before Christmas
210: Woe Cup 2022
209: Bar Humbug
208: Mick the Grinch Strikes Again
207: The Hampstead Hypocrite
206: #BATTLEFEST2022 LIVE - Part Two
205: The End Isn't Nigh
204: My Country Runneth Over
203: Rishi Returns
202: #BATTLEFEST2022 LIVE - Part One
201: Can't Say! We'll Take It Away!
200: Peak My Interest
199: Completely Spent
198: Queen Elizabeth ll 1926-2022
197: A New Beginning
196: Homecoming Hell
195: The Long Road To Fleet Street
194: University Challenged
193: Hose To Blame?
192: Hot And Unbothered
191: Fill Your Boots
190: Back To School
189: Lords Of The Flies
188: Off The Rails
187: What's It All A-Boat?
186: Bursting The Bubble
185: Right Royal Knees Up
184: Agony Uncles
183: Rats In A Sack
182: The Real Thing
181: All Killer No Filler
180: Something To A Tractor
179: Rebels Without A Clue
178: The Archbishop of Wokery
177: Fishy Rishi And The Blobs
176: The Thought Police - LIVE!
175: The Bald Truth
174: Survival Of The Strangest
173: A Grand Day
172: International Them Week
171: COVID: Vlad It's All Over
170: Vlad The Invader
169: Oscar Abominations
168: A Purrfect Storm
167: Failings of the Force
166: A Gray State of Affairs
165: Boris And The Never Ending Lies
164: Carrie Antoinette, the Queen of No.10
163: Happy New Fear
162: The Year From Hell
161: Somewhat Sweary & Immaculately Articulate
160: The variant that killed Christmas
159: Boiling with rage (or possibly hot gin)
158: Five time's a charm
157: The Best of MG & Kev (Volume 3)
156: A sorry state of affairs
155: Working hard or hardly working?
154: The new President Trump
153: Concrete evidence
152: No meat is the treat!
151: The mask of sorrow
150: An unhealthy obsession
149: Not going to take this lying down
148: Adding fuel to the fire (if you can wait long enough to get some)
147: A shock to the system
146: Plenty to grouse about
145: Social hair reforms
144: A social disgrace
143: Sitting around camp fires
142: The fat Taliban
141: The Prince is sweating now
140: Soggy masks in the sea
139: The Channel funnel
138: The Best of MG & Kev (Volume 2)
137: Heading off on a power trip
136: Spanking the monkey
135: Hands. Face. Complete waste of space.
134: The true price of freedom
133: A matter of life and death
132: A real slap in the face
131: The power trip
130: The Thought Police vs. the BBC
129: Don't take your love to Leicester
128: The spin doctor will see you now
127: Not for love or money
126: 200 grand designs
125: A pint of bitter(ness)
124: You want to get back to normality? Join the queue
123: Testing our patience
122: Full of hot air
121: Stumbling blocks
120: Putting the Great in Britain
119: A right royal pain in the backside
118: The Fresh Prince of Bell End
117: Who are they kidding?
116: The geeks shall inherit
115: Great Britain? Well it used to be...
114: Getting off Scot-free
113: Stay in your lane!
112: Not for all the falsity in China
111: Desperate measures
110: Rebels with a cause
109: The best of 2020
108: The 2020 Thought Police Awards
107: Turkeys voting for Christmas
106: What's the big deal?
105: Dishonesty is the best policy
104: Crunching the numbers
103: You can hide but you can't run...the country
102: Trumping to conclusions
101: The waiting game
100: The Best of MG & Kev (Volume 1)
99: Just a bunch of tossers
98: The insane or the infirm?
97: The road to recovery
96: Where did all the fun go?
95: Get a grip Doris!
94: Taking the pee
93: Diktat in your pipe and smoke it
92: Schools of thought
91: Fool Britannia
90: Epic fail
89: Rocking the boat
88: The House of Frauds
87: You spoke...that's not woke!
86: The Rant Pack
85: The times they are a changing
84: Poles apart
83: Hysterical or historical?
82: We need consent, we've got discontent
81: The perfect accompaniment for a day trip to Durham
80: Health and wealth
79: Skinny and wriggly
78: One big (un)happy family
77: Easing restrictions? Don't bet on it
76: Just don't upset the dog
75: Keep your bloody distance
74: Home truths
73: The lockdown low-down
72: Whining and dining
71: Going viral
70: TPQs (Fifth Edition) - Answer Time
69: Running around like a headless chicken
68: Plagued by problems
67: Home discomforts
66: Weirdos and freaks
65: Best bits of 2020 (...so far!)
64: Behind every successful man...
63: Ciara, Corona and Camus
62: Having a riot
61: The parting, the partying and the part of you that wished you hadn't
60: Brexit strategy
59: Words and pictures
58: Creature discomforts
57: Whatever floats your boat
56: Flogging a dead seahorse
55: Negotiating Megxit
54: Worm your way out of that
53: What have we missed?
52: Xmas best bits 2 (The stories)
51: Xmas best bits 1 (Political commentary)
50: Episode McGarrett
49: The election and the rejection
48: Starved of election fever
47: Two wise men
46: The Massive Election Preview
45: Restrain, rehabilitate or remove?
44: Trust, backing and time - the making of a journalist
43: A fact-finding mission
42: Looking forward to a massive election
41: Royally screwed
40: TPQs (Fourth Edition) - From Graham's face to Kelly's eye
39: Father Christmas? No it must be Jeremy Corbyn
38: The power of influence
36: Remember remember the twelfth of December
35: The Hangover
34: Perception vs. reality
33: Personal issues
32: Deal or No Deal?
31: Making sense of the nonsensical
30: Clucking hell - what's going to happen post-Brexit?
29: What is the future of news consumption?
28: Making judgements
27: That'll teach them
26: Topical cream
25: TPQs (Third Edition)
24: Fact or fiction?
23: How was your holiday?
22: It all happened...and then it didn't
21: Best bits (...so far)
20: TPQs (Second Edition)
19: Tales from the newsroom
18: A reflection of society
17: What's the Greek for Skittles?
16: Honesty is the best policy
15: No deal? Better than a hole in the head...
14: TPQs (First Edition)
13: The trade disagreement
12: Things are really hotting up now
11: Done up like a kipper or was it just a red herring?
10: Free speech (but it will cost you)
9: Sports journalism
8: The London bombings - 14 years on
7: The Political Landscape (slightly hazy)
6: The Leadership Debate (clue: there isn't any)
5: Go-go or no-go for BoJo?
4: May ends, doom begins?
3: The Trump Card
2: The beginning or the end?
1: THE THOUGHT POLICE - COMING SOON!