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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe — 551 episodes
Ep. 285 - Neti or Not
Bonus EP - Persnickety Pod
EP. 284 - The Met Gala
Bonus EP - Entroducing
Ep. 283 - Venmo America
Ep. 282 - Wedding Shorts
Bonus EP - 90 Years Young
Ep. 281 - Pull Your Snake Out
Bonus EP - Stealthy Sha
Ep. 280 - Ground Bound Plane
Bonus EP - Tough Love Helps
Ep. 279 - Heaven sent mistakes
Ep. 278 - Boy Bowls
Bonus EP - Banksy vs. Bansky
Ep. 277 - Black Jack
Bonus EP - Lady Luck
Ep. 276 - Teacups to Breakups
Bonus EP - Big Momma's Lotto Algo
Ep. 275 - Squeaky Show Trauma
Bonus EP - Cold Cuts and Take Out
Ep. 274 - IMDB or Death
Bonus EP - Snake skin
Ep. 273 - No Latex in Italy
Bonus EP - Kick Rocks Kid Rock
Ep. 272 - A.I. Gastor
Bonus EP - Turkeys Gone Wild
Ep. 271 - What Were We Talking About?
Bonus EP - Magic Moment
Ep. 270 - Snow Storm Fly
Bonus EP - Still Cold
Ep. 269 - On Brand
Ep. 268 - Dame Dashed
Bonus EP - Doughnut Candles
Ep. 267 - Pee Clear
Bonus EP - 43 & Counting
Ep. 266 - A.J.B.T.T.F.
Bonus EP - Crisp Cloud White T
Ep. 265 - Giant Santa
Bonus EP - Not that Adolf
Ep. 264 - Dialogue on Dialogue
Bonus EP - Fart for your Memory
Ep. 263 - Racoon Ratchet
Bonus EP - We're all shook up
Ep. 262 - Turkey and Dreams
Bonus EP - I was meant to Cook
Ep. 261 - Alienation of Affection
Bonus EP - In the name of STEM
Ep. 260 - Scam Responsibly
After These Messages (drum roll) We'll Be Right Back
Ep. 259 - You Don't Mess with the Zohran
Bonus EP - Back Breath
Ep. 258 - New Orleans Forever
Bonus EP - Bear on the old Block
Ep. 257 - Headliners
Bonus EP - Cats Roll Deep
Ep. 256 - Fuel for the Low
Bonus EP - Use your Sick Day
Ep. 255 - Courtroom Picasso
Bonus EP - Street Squirrels
Ep. 254 - Mayor Mixxy
Bonus EP - What Did I Eat
Ep. 253 - For Jimmy
Bonus EP - Lime Fyre
Ep. 252 - Smooth Skipping
Bonus EP - The Real Zuckerberg
Ep. 251 - Sesame for the Streets
Bonus EP - Can't Breathe Without You
Ep. 250 - No Edgar for Me
Bonus EP - Johnny 5 is the Father
Ep. 249 - Bad Neighbor
Bonus EP - Mainland Shrimp
Ep. 248 - More Brooklyn
Bonus EP - Dog Bone
Ep. 247 - French Luggage
Bonus EP - Laptop Farm
Ep. 246 - The downfall of Mr. Cheese
Bonus EP - ChatGPTea
Ep. 245 - Fyre for the low
Bonus EP - Uno for All
Ep. 244 - Walk the Walk
Bonus EP - Sexy Water Bottle
Ep. 243 - Chuck E. Cheese Noir
Bonus EP - Summer Time
Ep. 242 - Food Groups
Bonus EP - Red Panda Morning
Ep. 241 - Election Night
Bonus EP - What's $30k between Friends
Ep. 240 - Airline Hacks
Bonus EP - Birthday Blimp
Ep. 239 - Off-Road
Bonus EP - Banana Plug
Ep. 238 - Broadway Beef
Bonus EP - Horn Frames
Ep. 237 - Dick Wolf Forever
Bonus EP - Elite Driving School
Ep. 236 - Bad Rice
Bonus EP - Strawberry Henny
Ep. 235 - You Don't Know George?
Bonus EP - Senior Wishes
Ep. 234 - 18 Teens
Ep. 233 - Remodeling the White House
Ep. 232 - We are not the Same
Bonus EP - Cold Old People
Ep. 231 - Hint of Lime
Bonus EP - Egg Hunt
Ep. 230 - Delayed Retro
Bonus EP - Fork in the road
Ep. 229 - Believe the Babies
Bonus EP - Peaking Late
Ep. 228 - Growing with Mercury
Bonus EP - Egg Loosie
Ep. 227 - Robbery as a self portrait
Bonus EP - Gold Passport
Ep. 226 - Creepy Baby
Bonus EP - No Cheese in the Fondue
Ep. 225 - Nails against the Board
Ep. 224 - Virgin River
Ep. 223 - Sexy Pepperoni
Bonus EP - Eggs MP
Ep. 222 - Award Focused
Bonus EP - Trash Drones
Ep. 221 - Core Memories
Bonus EP - All about the Chicken
Ep. 220 - Minesweeper
Bonus EP - Other Obligations
Ep. 219 - Pay that man his money
Bonus EP - Good Vibes
Ep. 218 - We're Back!
Bonus EP - Long Overdue
Ep. 217 - The Drones
Bonus EP - One of them Ones
Ep. 216 - Manifesto Month
Bonus EP - Lost Trophies
Ep. 215 - Don't Trust Their Kitchen
Bonus EP - Deer & Gabbana
Ep. 214 - Trump's Burner Phones
Bonus EP - Rapping with Z
Ep. 213 - 1000 Fancy Mice
Bonus EP - Old Cake
Ep. 212 - Ninjitsu
Bonus EP - Feeling Blue
Ep. 211 - The Day After
Bonus EP - The Manual
Ep. 210 - $5 Deals
Ep. 209 - Pumpkin Season
Ep. 208 - Yak for All
Bonus EP - Afterparty
Ep. 207 - Happy 4 U
Bonus EP - Lauryn gonna Lauryn
Ep. 206 - The Party Promoter
Bonus EP - Growing Old
Ep. 205 - Spy Whale
Bonus EP - They are Listening
Ep. 204 - More Layers
Bonus EP - Skyline Wings
Ep. 203 - Don't Thank Me, Thank Ghostface
Bonus EP - Ghostface Kitchens
Ep. 202 - Lonely Dolphin
Bonus EP - Knuck if You Ruck
Ep. 201 - Angry Ants
Ep. 200 - Homeboys in Outer Space
Ep. 199 - Olympic Wrap Up
Bonus EP - Ghost Pepper Pain
Ep. 198 - Boar's Head Forever
Bonus EP - Olympic Pennies
Ep. 197 - The World Changed
Ep. 196 - Hippo Hops
Ep. 195 - Crocodile Floods
Bonus EP - Serenity Now
Ep. 194 - Orange soda dreams
Bonus EP - Ant of Bee
Ep. 193 - America's Birthday
Bonus EP - Video Game Beef
Ep. 192 - NASA owes me
Bonus EP - Rap Cover Painting
Ep. 191 - Tons of Twins
Bonus EP - I need a Doctor
Ep. 190 - Trash Balloons
Bonus EP - Spare Mummy Arms
Ep. 189 - Respect the Slingshot Shooter
Bonus EP - Oreo Attacks
Ep. 188 - Watch your Pickles
Bonus EP - Fast Food Ratatouille
Ep. 187 - Walk Away from the Crown
Bonus EP - Law & Order: LIVE
Ep. 186 - Out of the Zone
Bonus EP - Date a Shaq
Ep. 185 - The Fall of the 6
Bonus EP - Sour Cookies
Ep. 184 - Pour one out for Lima
Bonus EP - Goose is loose
Ep. 183 - Brazilian Vacation at Bernie's
Bonus EP - Respect Rat Rights
Ep. 182 - Sesame Teamsters
Bonus EP - You've Won!
Ep. 181 - Eclipse, Earthquakes, Retrogrades
Bonus EP - Licensed 9 year old
Ep. 180 - 50/50
Bonus EP - Wild Experiments
Ep. 179 - Sad Day
Bonus EP - Top Shelf Top Sheet
Ep. 178 - Watersports trauma
Bonus EP - Target Demo
Ep. 177 - Late Homework
Bonus EP - School Choices
Ep. 176 - One Law a Day
Bonus EP - No Pivot
Ep. 175 - Temporary Setup
Bonus EP - Steel City Love
Ep. 174 - Early
Bonus EP - Salsa & Ranch
Ep. 173 - Trust No One
Ep. 172 - Bodega Members Only
Ep. 171 - Land of Frozen Teslas
Bonus EP - Killer Smoothie
Ep. 170 - 400 Solid
Bonus EP - Second Childhood
Ep. 169 - My Foot Weighs a Ton
Bonus EP - Keep Reinventing
Ep. 168 - Shout Out to New Jersey
Bonus EP - Middle-management dreams
Ep. 167 - New Year, New Ankle
Ep. 166 - Otters in my slacks
Ep. 165 - Mile High Hurdle
Bonus EP - The Next Adam Driver project
Ep. 164 - Liquid Death
Bonus EP - Love Language
Ep. 163 - Lost In Translation
Bonus EP - Labeled Underwear
Ep. 162 - Orca Rock
Bonus EP - Home Sick
Ep. 161 - Heartbreak
Bonus EP - Milk and Brandy
Ep. 160 - Two Times
Bonus EP - $30 Salad
Ep. 159 - Saucony U
Bonus EP - Options
Ep. 158 - What's in your Ear?
Bonus EP - Children's Court
Ep. 157 - Closet Construction
Bonus EP - Diaper Bombs
Ep. 156 - Bigger than Blueberries
Bonus EP - World Records
Ep. 155 - Breakout the Wings and Raisons
Bonus EP - New Money
Ep. 154 - Far From Home
Bonus EP - Joy Ride
Ep. 153 - I'm coming Home
Bonus EP - PJ's everywhere
Ep. 152 - Dude, where's my jet?
Bonus EP - Wine River Run
Ep. 151 - Million Dollar Smile
Bonus EP - Divorce Worthy
Ep. 150 - Back from the Beach
Bonus EP - Food for All
Ep. 149 - Off Grid
Bonus EP - Peacocks affected by Mercury Retrograding
Ep. 148 - Big Picture
Bonus EP - Inner Tom
Ep. 147 - Under Construction
Bonus EP - End of Days
Ep. 146 - Folding Chair Army
Bonus EP - Costco Living
Ep. 145 - Passive Aggressive Partner
Bonus EP - Hot Dragon Balls
Ep. 144 - Solo QT
Bonus EP - Be Present
Ep. 143 - White & Gold
Bonus EP - ATL Vibes
Ep. 142 - American Gator
Bonus EP - Fridge?
Ep. 141 - Old Pickle
Bonus EP - Shrimp Heads
Ep. 140 - Caramel and Citrus
Bonus EP - Rear Ended
Ep. 139 - Dangerous Games
Bonus EP - Not Ducking Around
Ep. 138 - It's like a Jungle
Bonus EP - Warning Signs
Ep. 137 - End Days
Bonus EP - Orca's Revenge
Ep. 136 - Money Salad
Bonus EP - Pickleball Everywhere
Ep. 135 - Water Wow
Bonus EP - Fully Staffed
Ep. 134 - Eat Art
Bonus EP - Mermaid XXX
Ep. 133 - Spiceland
Bonus EP - Down with Dinger
Ep. 132 - Vaseline on the Plane
Bonus EP - Crash Landing
Ep. 131 - Old Pilot
Bonus EP - Snitchbot
Ep. 130 - First Class
Bonus - Starstruck
Ep. 129 - Quick Charge
Ep. 128 - Jersey's Finest
Bonus EP - Love Yours
Ep. 127 - Missing Nickels
Bonus EP - Netflix Alternative
Ep. 126 - Computers Live
Bonus EP - Joe vs. Tik Tok
Ep. 125 - Girls are Tougher
Bonus EP - Break Time
Ep. 124 - Career Change
Bonus EP - All the Eggs
Ep. 123 - Regular Sick
Bonus EP - Children at Work
Ep. 122 - Forever Plug 2
Bonus EP - Zoo Pet Dinner
Ep. 121 - Blind Spot
Bonus EP - Hello fellow Youth
Ep. 120 - Taken
Bonus EP - This Guy
Ep. 119 - Egg Drop
Bonus EP - I Don't Do That
Ep. 118 - Abstract Art
Bonus EP - Emotional Support Snake
Ep. 117 - How do you Say this?
Bonus EP - Speaker King
Ep. 116 - New Year, New Me!
Enjoy the Holidays - No Episode this week
Bonus EP - Coquito FTW
Ep. 115 - Trying Something New
Bonus EP - Tough Jobs
Ep. 114 - Bong Bong
Bonus EP - Speaking dog
Ep. 113 - Right My Wrongs
Bonus EP - High Art
Ep. 112 - Marcus Stokes vs Marcus Stokes
Bonus EP - Fur Rants
Ep. 111 - Turkey Day
Bonus EP - Plane Party
Ep. 110 - Winter Is Coming
Bonus EP - Contact High
Ep. 109 - Road Trip Recap
Bonus EP - Bad Parking
Ep. 108 - Tech Savvy
Bonus EP - Car Zen
Ep. 107 - Marshmallow Planets
Bonus EP - Mancave
Ep. 106 - Dance Dance
Bonus EP - Temper, Temper
Ep. 105 - Mom's Cooking
Bonus EP - Snack King
Ep. 104 - Happy 2nd Birthday
Bonus EP - Batteries Included
Ep. 103 - Legroom
Bonus EP - Velveeta Everything
Ep. 102 - Wedding Season
Bonus EP - First Job Jitters
Ep. 101 - Disrespectfully Eaten Wings
Bonus EP - Black Soul Cap
Ep. 100 - Best Hugs
Bonus EP - 500 Deep
Ep. 099 - We still do this?
Bonus EP - Bison Boom
Ep. 098 - Decadence
Bonus EP - Been There
Ep. 097 - Pay Them
Bonus EP - Loyalty is Royalty
Ep. 096 - Rage Age Appropriately
Bonus EP - Pointless Skyscrapers
Ep. 095 - Dreams
Bonus EP - Life Advice
Ep. 094 - Reset
Bonus EP - Joy & Pain
Ep. 093 - You Wildin!
Bonus EP - Euro (drop)step
Ep. 092 - Feed the Ducks
Bonus EP - Belize
Ep. 091 - Living Healthy
Bonus EP - Cheez In-It
Ep. 090 - Evil is Beyond
Bonus - Cereal Empire
Ep. 089 - Eye Drops
Bonus - Paint the Plane
Ep. 088 - Elephant Gang
Bonus - Avoid the bison
Ep. 087 - Stick figures
Bonus - All Black Everything
Ep. 086 - Shadow Banned
Bonus - Losing Sleep
Ep. 085 - Rum Raisin
Bonus - Fish and Chips
Ep. 084 - Signature Fade
Bonus - Ready to Fly
Ep. 083 - Petty King
Bonus - Detroit is Different
Ep. 082 - Spam and Wheat Germ
Bonus Ep - Knickknacks
Ep. 081 - Surprise
Bonus Ep - Best Bellies in the Biz
Ep. 080 - Too Much P
Bonus Ep - Track Star
Ep. 079 - Mid Snack
Bonus Ep - Pink Getaway Suits
Ep. 078 - Slap Happy
Bonus Ep - Relationship Repair
Ep. 077 - Eat the Babies
Bonus Ep - Green Thumb Edition
Ep. 076 - Your boy, Joey B
Bonus Ep - Avoiding my Laundry Machine Install
Ep. 075 - Wordle Genius
Bonus Ep - We Fly Private
Ep. 074 - "Free Hank" T-Shirt
Bonus Ep - It's all a Lie
Ep. 073 - Cold Front
Bonus Ep - Yard Sale Hustle
Ep. 072 - Gold Medal Podcast
Bonus Ep - Every Frame
Ep. 071 - What's on your Mixtape?
Bonus Ep - Free College in Michigan!
Ep. 070 - Get Your %^# Together
Bonus Ep - We don't talk about Fight Club!
Ep. 069 - Supreme Clientele
Bonus Ep - Major Rocco
Ep. 068 - Horns and Leather
Bonus Ep - Pen Brand Loyalty
Ep. 067 - Condoms 5 for 1
Bonus Ep - Skip the Red
Ep. 066 - Checks and Taxes
Bonus Ep - It's a New Year!
Ep. 065 - End of Year!
Bonus Ep - Southern Cuisine
Ep. 064 - Sean Jean and Covid are back!
Bonus Ep - End of an Era
Ep. 063 - My Fav Deadly Sin
Bonus Ep - Bougie Chicken Nugget Protocols
Ep. 062 - Snakes vs. Fire
Bonus Ep - Fish or Plastic
Ep. 061 - Body Spray Benzene
Bonus Ep - GoFund Yourself
Ep. 060 - No Turkeys in the Wild
Bonus Ep - Another Wing
Ep. 059 - Duck, Duck, Goose
Bonus Ep - Sex on the Beach
Ep. 058 - The Mix Up
Bonus Ep - Out The Box
Ep. 057 - Ixnay on the Spooky Season
Bonus Ep - Game Worn
Ep. 056 - Love don't cost a thing...more than $1.35M
Bonus Ep - Waffle House Special
Ep. 055 - Vision Board Hoarding
Bonus Ep - Shalewa doesn't care about Squid Games
Ep. 054 - Superman's wingman
Bonus Ep - Listen while Driving your Dreams
Ep. 053 - New Season!
Bonus Ep - These numbers aren't real
Ep. 052 - None of this is Real
Bonus Ep - No Video in the Exam Room
Ep. 051 - J&J Double Up
Bonus Ep - All Cats are Depressed
Ep. 050 - Mental Health vs. Met Gala
Bonus Ep - Everybody wins when when Rick Ross Get's a Dinosaur
Ep. 049 - Live Forever!
Bonus Ep - The Bronx is Real
Ep. 048 - Deep in Thought
Bonus Ep - No McDonalds Milkshakes but plenty of Liquid Death
Ep. 047 - Holla at a Chimp
Bonus Ep - Prestige Podcasting
Ep. 046 - 4 Celebrations a Year
Bonus Ep - Butter Popcorn and Bitcoin
Ep. 045 - Return of the Silky Jumbo
Bonus Ep - The Pride of Yonkers w/ Ishmael Gaynor
Ep. 044 - Bag Secured w/ Ariel Leaty
Bonus Ep - That's not a System w/ Ayanna Dookie
Ep. 043 - Life Hacks with Ayanna Dookie
Bonus Ep - No Sex in the Olympic Champagne Room
Ep. 042 - Non-Dairy Ben & Jerry's
Bonus Ep - Living like RiRi
Ep. 041 - Covid: The Delta Remix
Bonus Ep - The RMR has it
Ep. 040 - Graduation Class Songs
Bonus Ep - Redneck Rave
Ep. 039 - Hot!
Bonus Ep - Stop Putting people on to Thighs!
Ep. 038 - Where did we leave the grenades?
Bonus Ep - The French are re-gifting!
Ep. 037 - We're Fully Open!
Bonus Ep - Burger King Chicken is for the People
Ep. 036 - Slap a Politician
Bonus Ep - Men need Makeup
Ep. 035 - No Porta Potty in the Wild
Bonus Ep - All Graduations Count
Ep. 34 - Happy Birthday Everyone!
Bonus Ep - Baggy Compression Socks
Ep. 033 - Proud Puffs to your neck!
Bonus Ep - Cautious Hugs For All
Ep. 032 - Tom Cruise is doing what he can
Bonus Ep - Florida is being Florida
Ep. 031 - Homesick
Bonus Ep - Ninja Turtle Tattoos
Ep. 030 - Pink Moon Energy
Bonus Ep - Million Dollar Kicks!
Ep. 029 - Down Bad, No Cap
Bonus Ep - Everybody wants to be Ghost
Ep. 028 - When is Too Soon?
Bonus Ep - Comedy Lives
Ep. 027 - Shalewa Versus Verzuz
Bonus Ep - It's hard out here for a Jonas
Ep. 026 - Ruffles and Pokémon cards
Bonus Ep - A friendly Verzuz
Ep. 025 - Pick up the Girls!
Bonus Ep - Blue Ivy has more Grammy's than You
Ep. 024 - The Pope is half-steppin
Bonus Ep - We don't believe you Prince Charles
Ep. 023 - The Malice in the Other Palace
Bonus Ep - You too can be a Tekashi69 Security Guard
Ep. 022 - Read the room, Andrew Cuomo
No Bonus Episode This Week
Ep. 021 - The Washington Football Journey
Bonus Ep - Girl Scout Cookies and a Vegan KitKat
Ep. 020 - No Mardi Gras for 2021
Bonus Ep - How Many Mugs Do You Own?
Ep. 019 - Lay off The Weeknd
Bonus Ep - Was your Cardboad cutout at the Superbowl?
Ep. 018 - "Real New Yorker" Andrew Yang fights Covid
Bonus Ep - If Trey Songz punched you, own it
Ep. 017 - Putin laughs at Biden
Bonus Ep - Parlor vs. Tim "Apple"
Ep. 016 - Trump's Going Away Bash!
Bonus Ep - Soho Karen
Ep. 015 - Brita and Crocs are all you need
Bonus Ep - About a week ago!
Ep. 014 - Before the Madness
Bonus Ep - Give me 2 checks! I need 2 checks!
EP. 013 - Get Rid of your Trees!
Bonus Ep - Nugget After Dark
Ep. 012 - The Black Super Powered Edition
Bonus Ep - We Want them Howard Stern Checks!
EP. 011 - It's DOCTOR Jill Biden to you!
Bonus Ep - Be more like Casanova
Ep. 010 - Always Good
Bonus Ep - George Clooney's Secrets
Ep. 009 - Where's Rita?
Bonus Ep - Grown folk know about the Eggplant imoji
Ep. 008 - Lil Wayne deserves a presidential Pardon!
Bonus Ep - Don't name your son Scooter
Ep. 007 - Benny the Butcher vs McDreamy
Bonus Ep - Party In the US of A
Ep. 006 - What's more expensive: a Travis Scott verse or a Travis Scott doll?
Bonus EP - We're still here.
Ep. 005 - Is the World Over?
Bonus EP - Kanye for President!
Ep. 004 - Guess The President's Password
Bonus Ep - No new friends named Cap
Ep. 003 - ZoomD in Retrograde
Bonus Ep - Happy Hour at Cracker Barrel
Ep. 002 - Rolls Royce and Good D
Ep. 001 - World Premier: It's All in the Voice