All Episodes
This Ain't a Scene, It's a Podcast — 88 episodes
honestly? could've been worse | Rat A Tat
carson gets absolutely terrified | Where Did the Party Go
a toofpick changes everythang | Episode 84: Calm Before the Storm
baby's first breakdown | Episode 83: Thriller
has this song been good the whole time? | Episode 82: Young and Menace
our very first UNSCRIPTED episode | Episode 81: Summer Days
going to dubai with hoobastank | Episode 80: Honorable Mention
the number 23 starring Jim Carrey | Episode 79: 27
centuries. | Episode 78: Centuries (w/ Ian Joshua Riley)
throwing a big big ball | Episode 77: Growing Up
taking a trip to hooters | Episode 76: (Coffee's for Closers)
batman and halo floor time | Episode 75: Uma Thurman
SPECIAL EPISODE: THE FOLIE HOT TAKE ZONE | Episode 74: Jack Morris listens to Folie for the first time
metalcore has lost its meaning | Episode 73: Fake Out
carson gets hit in the balls | Episode 72: Grand Theft Autumn / Where Is Your Boy (w/ Dom Maduri)
oh my god i will vote | Episode 71: Tiffany Blews
the megalopolis episode | Episode 70: We Were Doomed from the Start (The King is Dead)
i just gotta be me!!!!! | Episode 69: Of All the Gin Joints in All the World (w/ Dom Maduri)
carson is indestructible | Episode 68: Heaven's Gate
we are legally contract killers | Episode 67: City in a Garden (w/ Ian Joshua Riley)
is gen alpha cooked? are we cooked? | Episode 66: "Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things to Do Today" (w/ Maddie Caffrey)
one of us drank 400mg of caffeine before this episode | Episode 65: Roxanne
carson has returned from war. rejoice!!!! rejoice!!!!!!! | Episode 64: It's Hard To Say "I Do", When I Don't
WE HAVE VIDEO NOW | Episode 63: You're Crashing, but You're No Wave (w/ Tom Lovejoy)
this song is ALMOST good... | Episode 62: Church (w/ Joe Rogan)
our bodies are failing us | Episode 61: I Slept With Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me
dawson's least favorite fall out boy song | Episode 60: Novocaine
BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN | Episode 59: Ghostbusters (I'm Not Afraid)
big sean is a liar and a fraud | Episode 58: The Mighty Fall (feat. Big Sean)
zerkin my thang in the hotel room | Episode 57: Twin Skeleton's (Hotel In NYC) [w/ Krista Figueira]
eurovision sucks | Episode 56: Wrong Side of Paradise (w/ Krista Figueira)
beating it | Episode 55: Beat It (w/ Tom Lovejoy)
kendrick lamar straight up killed drake | Episode 54: Lake Effect Kid
tom and ian are BOTH in this one | Episode 53: America's Suitehearts (w/ Tom Lovejoy & Ian Joshua Riley)
new Wyclef Jean unleashed upon the world | Episode 52: Dear Future Self (feat. Wyclef Jean)
you thought it was over but it was never over in fact it is still going | Episode 51: Miss Missing You
THE FAMILY GUY FUNNIEST MOMENTS | Episode 50: Best Bits
the 10,000 year snail dilemma | Episode 49: Reinventing the Wheel to Run Myself Over
i think cutting this song was an act of heresy against god | Episode 48: Snitches and Talkers Get Stitches and Walkers
we have never hated pirates more | Episode 47: Bang the Doldrums
we admit defeat. | Episode 46: Wilson (Expensive Mistakes)
PATREON LEAK | Episode 45: THE IAN JOSHUA RILEY ZONE
this is the most despondent we have ever been | Episode 44: Irresistible
anthony fantano followed me on twitter | Episode 43: Dead on Arrival
she moving my pictures | Episode 42: Moving Pictures
why haven't humans grown antlers yet | Episode 41: Sugar, We're Goin Down
tumbling out the coupe | Episode 40: The Kids Aren't Alright (feat. Ian Joshua Riley)
Zayn Malik x Merzbow | Episode 39: A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me
CHRISTMAS MODE!!!!! | Episode 38: Yule Shoot Your Eye Out
(Carson and Dawson's Version) | Episode 37: I Don't Care
carson can't feel pain | Episode 36: 20 Dollar Nosebleed
this song is a 10 we're not gonna beat around the bush | Episode 35: Dance Dance (w/ Jack Kern)
wait they're goated | Episode 34: XO
who likes this holiday anyway | Episode 32: Fourth of July + OG Maco Remix
werewolves and animorphs | Episode 33: The Kintsugi Kid (Ten Years) [w/ Tom Lovejoy]
bruno mars is as small as a rabbit | Episode 31: Golden (w/ Dom Maduri)
movin' units | Episode 30: Champagne for My Real Friends... (w/ Ian Joshua Riley)
late night delirium | Episode 29: Pavlove
aw hell we gotta talk about two songs this time | Episode 28: Jet Pack Blues + Big K.R.I.T. Remix
guys we really don't like this song | Episode 27: Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea
sidetrack city | Episode 26: The Music or the Misery (w/ Maddie Caffrey)
WE GOT STRAIGHT TO THE POINT THIS TIME | Episode 25: Hum Hallelujah (w/ Rocket James)
wizard 101 soundtrack type beat | Episode 24: The (After) Life of the Party
cliche pop punk or masterful blueprint? | Episode 23: Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year
how is this album not more popular??? | Made You Listen! #2: Envy on the Coast - Lowcountry
probably the funniest episode so far | Episode 22: Chicago Is So Two Years Ago (w/ Tom Lovejoy)
shawn mendes is immortal | Made You Listen! #1: Shawn Mendes - Wonder
actual in-depth lyrical analysis | Episode 21: She's My Winona
Patrick Stump, Car Salesman | Episode 20: Death Valley
EMERGENCY EPISODE: SHINZO ABE POPPING OFF | We Didn't Start The Fire (w/ Maddie Caffrey)
WE'RE JOE F***ING BACK | Episode 18: So Much (For) Stardust (w/ Maddie Caffrey)
spinal compression simulator | Episode 17: Short, Fast, and Loud (w/ Tom Lovejoy)
FINALLY, A BANGER | Episode 16: What A Catch, Donnie (w/ Marty Ryan)
hater week returns | Episode 15: The World's Not Waiting...
chicago thighs??? | Episode 14: I've Got All This Ringing In My Ears...
this episode is cursed | Episode 13: Hot to the Touch, Cold on the Inside
HELP US!!! GOD!!! | Episode 12: Super Fade
slow jam battle royale | Episode 11: I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea... (w/ Marty Ryan)
our BIGGEST argument... | Episode 10: The Phoenix (w/ Tom Lovejoy)
rizz god pete wentz | Episode 9: Just One Yesterday (w/ Whitney Jordan)
dropped carson's phone into a wormhole | Episode 8: Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued (w/ Jack Kern)
googling emo boys kissing | Episode 7: G.I.N.A.S.F.S. (w/ Maddie Caffrey)
could you wiggle my cursor? | Episode 6: Eternal Summer
Banished from the Beach | Episode 5: Sunshine Riptide (w/ Maddie Caffrey)
The King of Showtunes: The Funeral | Episode 4: Bob Dylan
hardly know her! | Episode 3: West Coast Smoker
is this song title a metaphor? | Episode 2: The Carpal Tunnel of Love
THEY'RE BACK!!!!! | Episode 1: Love from the Other Side