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Oh, This Is A Special Story All About Santa Claus. Ready? (Barney: Waiting for Santa)

This Was Our Home. We Lived Here. (Here)

Looks Like Our Pal The Mothman Is Up To His Old Tricks. (The Mothman Prophecies)

As I Always Say, The Right Party Can Solve Any Problem. (A Chuck E. Cheese Christmas [2025])

Well, Judging From My Clinical Observations, I Believe Merv Is Sad. (Merv)

The Next Time I See You Will Be In Hogwarts. (Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone - HBO Max Television Series - Teaser Trailer Reaction And Breakdown)

Verandah Santa Is Coming Tonight! (Bluey Christmas Episodes and Shorts)

Where's Mrs. Claus In This Twisted Universe Of Yours? (St. Denis Medical - Season 1 - Episode 6: Ho-Ho-Hollo)

You See, Around Christmas, We Carols Are Given Special Powers, Including The Ability To Grant Wishes. (Ghosts [US]: It's a Wonderful Christmas Carol, Parts One and Two)

Christmas Is A Con. On That You Can Depend. (Christmas Karma)

Wherever You Met That Guy, Go There Less. (Holiday Touchdown: A Bill's Love Story)

I Believe. (A Winnie the Pooh Christmas and the Stranger Things Finale)

Christmas Eve 2025 Story - Anthony Caruso's "'Twas The Night Before 'Tis-Mas"

Where Are The Holiday Movies About Moms? (Oh. What. Fun.)

A Tale Of Two Santas - An Interview With Brendan Low (The Boy Who Became Santa) And Matt Spaulding (Santa In His Own Words)

Where Would We Be Without Magee? (Prep & Landing: The Snowball Protocol)

We're Consciously Uncoupling. (A Merry Little Ex-Mas)

A Day For Celebration, For Coming Together, And There Was None Who Looked Forward To This Wonderful Time More Than The Bear Named Winnie The Pooh. (A Winnie the Pooh Thanksgiving)

Santa Has Spotify, You Know. (A Very Jonas Christmas Movie)

Ladies And Gentlemen, Introducing The New And Improved Baltimorons. (The Baltimorons)

The Truth Is: Evil Doesn't Die. It Changes Shape. (Halloween Ends)

During The Spookiest Time Of The Year There Are A Few Guidelines All Ghosts And Goblins Should Follow. (Trick 'r Treat)

"Susie, Do You Know Anything About Witches?" - The 2025 "Tis the Podcast" Ultimate Horror Movie Bracket

Ladies And Gentlemen, Please Stay Tuned For A Live Television First As We Attempt To Commune With The Devil. (Late Night with the Devil)

Because The Night Before, At 2:17 In The Morning, Every Kid Woke Up, Got Out Of Bed, Walked Downsairs And Into The Dark, And They Never Came Back. (Weapons)

Who's Ready For The Perfect Treat To Top Off This Spooktacular Halloween? (The Scariest Story Ever: A Mickey Mouse Halloween Spooktacular!)

We Are Here Encountering The Undead Plague Carrier. The Vampyr. Nosferatu! (Nosferatu [2024])

Midnight in Halloweentown can change everything! (Return to Halloweentown)

See, We Had To Bring The Legacy Characters Back To Make It Matter! Can't Have A Bonafide "Halloween" Without Jamie Lee! (Scream 5)

They're Coming To Get You, Barbara! (Night of the Living Dead [1968])

Your Family Love You, Of Course, But They Can Be A Pain. (Ghosts UK Christmas Episodes)

Hi Everyone! Today I'm Gonna Show You How To Build A Snowman! (Mickey's Christmas Tales)

This Is New Berk At Snoggletog, The Greatest Time Of The Year. (How to Train Your Dragon: Homecoming)

A Goat And A Sheep - That Could Be Dangerous. They Could Spawn A Hybrid Creature With The Strength Of A Goat And The Cunning Of A Sheep. (Grounded for Life's Christmas Episode)

Nothing In Jurassic World Is Natural. (Jurassic World)

Pompoms Are Jocular, Like A Corncob Pipe. (Haul Out the Holly: Lit Up)

Thanks For The Milk And Cookies, And Thanks For The Beautiful Polaroid Picture. (Christmas Commercials)

Ebenezer Scrooge Was A Frugal Realist Who Wasn't Taken In By Yuletide Nonsense. (Frasier Revival - Second Christmas Episode)

Can't Rob America If America's Broke! Merry Christmas, Everyone! (Second Five "Family Guy" Christmas Episodes)

Merry Christmas To All, And To All, Shut The Hell Up! (Family Guy - First Six Christmas Episodes)

It's Like Santa Ate The Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree And Took A Big Dump On The Walls. (Last Man On Earth Christmas Episode)

Ryan Just admitted He Was Wrong. It's A Christmas Miracle! (Last Man Standing - Final 3 Christmas Episodes )

Me In A Santa Suit - I Don't Think So. (Last Man Standing - First Four Christmas Episodes)

A Federal Offense Probably Puts You On The Naughty List This Year. (Holidays in Handfcuffs)

Kelly Clarkson Presents: When Christmas Comes Around

I Must Get Scrooged. (The Naughty List of Mr. Scrooge)

Ready To Make Some Christmas Magic? (The Merry Gentlemen)

The Hat is Not Just Superstition (Holiday Touchdown: A Chief's Love Story)

The Champagne Is Bubbling, Entendres Are Doubling, When I Deck Your Halls! (A Nonsense Christmas With Sabrina Carpenter)

All You Have To Do Is Nothing. (Carry-On)

I'm Not Going To Be The One To Bring Down This Room. I'm Going To Leave That To Logan. (Our Little Secret)

We're Hurting Because Our Friend, The Water Heater Here, Is On Death's Door. (Ghosts - Season 4 - A Very Arondekar Christmas Parts 1 and 2)

That Elf-Sized Elf Will Try To Perform Some Christmas Miracle And Reunite Me With That Man. (Abbott Elementary's Christmas Episodes - Season 4)

Salami Sticks Again This Year, Ray? (Christmas Eve in Miller's Point)

It's Going To Be The Best Christmas Pageant Ever! (The Best Christmas Pageant Ever)

I'll Be Back When You Least Expect It: Next Xmas! (Futurama Christmas Episodes)

Act Like Normal Children! (Nutcrackers)

Every Time A Grown Man Sharts Himself, A Demon Earns Its Horns. (Dear Santa)

Christmas Eve 2024 Story - Brian Baumgartner's and Ben Silverman's "The Night Before Christmas at Dunder Mifflin"

Christmas Was Knocking On Wellington's Front Door. (That Christmas)

Let's Save Christmas. (Red One - Part Two)

Red One Is On The Move. (Red One - Part One)

You Have The Kindest Face I've Seen All Day. (An Almost Christmas Story)

This Year There Will Be No Leftovers! (Thanksgivng [2023])

I'm Getting Grief Counseling From A Snowman. (Hot Frosty)

Every Piece Is A Piece Of Love. (Our Italian Christmas Memories)

You Just Put Me On To Penatonix! (Meet Me Next Christmas)

The Juice Is Loose! (Beetlejuice Beetlejuice)

Evil Dies Tonight! (Halloween Ends)

Wolfman's Got Nards! (The Monster Squad)

This Isn't A Comedy, It's A Horror Film. (Scream 4)

What Can I Say? I Like Playing With My Food. (Abigail)

This Mansion Is Unhinged. She Needs All The Help She Can Get. (Haunted Mansion [2023])

”So, It's Our Job To Observe The Rules Of The Sequel.” - The 2024 ”Tis the Podcast” Ultimate Horror Movie Bracket

Remember, Avoid The Knife, Keep Your Life. (Totally Killer)

I Wish Every Day Could Be Christmas, 'Cause Nice Fairies Get Their Rewards! (The Fairly Oddparents - Season 1 - Episode 13 - Christmas Every Day)

This Christmas Feels Like The Very First Christmas To Me! (Spongebob Squarepants - Season 2 - Episode 8 - Christmas Who?)

Bye, Helga. Hope Your Christmas Doesn't Bite. (Hey Arnold - Season 1 - Episode 18 - Arnold's Christmas)

It All Started When The First Present Was Given By The Pilgrims A Long Time Ago. (Rugrats - Season 2 - Episode 14 - The Santa Experience)

Road to "MaXXXine" Part Three - I Just Never Want It To End. - A Review of "MaXXXine"

We Set Out To Only Steal Christmas! But You - You Destroyed It! (Merry Little Batman)

The Who Children Puzzled Over What Had Occurred, Unaware That Their Parents Had Brought In A Third. (Saturday Night Live Christmas Skits)

Elmo Wished To Have Christmas Every Day! (Sesame Street: Elmo Saves Christmas)

Didn't Santa Claus Bring You Enough Toys Last Christmas? (Babes in Toyland [1986])

Silent Night (2023)

Road to "MaXXXine" Part Two - Please, I'm A Star! - A "Pearl" Retrospective

This Is A Completely Unique And Original Situation That Has Literally Never Happened Before. (Family Switch)

Road to "MaXXXine" Part One - I Will Not Accept A Life I Do Not Deserve - An "X" Retrospective

The World Needs More Santas. (Christmas Commercials)

You Can Run, But You Can't Hide, Junior! (Home Alone 3)

Most Guys My Age Wouldn't Admit It, But When It Came To Christmas, I Still Felt Like A Little Kid. (A Christmas Story 2)

My Dad Works In Nuclear Research. (National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure)

Boy, Who Pooped in His Hashbrowns? (Jingle All the Way 2)

I Know It's Hard. We Both Just Have To Be Strong. Just Until It Breaks. (A Creature Was Stirring)

Holy Crap, You Aren't The Killer! You're Telling The Truth! You Don't Exist! (It's a Wonderful Knife)

First Off, The Barn Elf Doesn't Like Changes To The Barn. (There's Something in the Barn)

Our Tale Starts The Same Coming Out Of The Gate, But This Time We're Adding Just One Twist Of Fate. (The Mean One)

Once You're Real, You Can't Become Unreal. (The Velveteen Rabbit [2023])

'Twas The Night Before Christmas, Before The Bad Guys Turned Good, When All Through The City, They Cased Each And Every Neighborhood. (The Bad Guys: A Very Bad Holiday)

Chestnuts Roasting And Marshmallows Toasting, Let's Put The Year Under The Tree! (Shaun the Sheep: The Flight Before Christmas)

For Me, Christmas Is All About The Gifts. And If You're A Kid, Your Only Goal Is To Maximize The Amount Of Presents You Get On The Big Day. (Diary of A Wimpy Kid Christmas: Cabin Fever)

Hippity Hoppin', Easter's On Its Way! (Here Comes Peter Cottontail)

Perfect! Christmas At The Sizzler! (Frasier [2023] - Season 1 - Episode 10 - Reindeer Games)

Nothing Says "Merry Christmas" Like A Hostage Situation! (Reba - Season 2 - Episode 10 - Cookies For Santa)

Try As They Will And Try As They Might, Who Steals Me Gold Won't Live Through The Night! (Leprechaun)

Okay Then, Don't Do It For Dad. Do It For Mom. Look, She's Really Bummed Out Right Now And It's All Just 'Cause Christmas Is Messed Up. (Ted - Season 1 - Episode 6 - Loud Night)

Vampires Probably Not That Big On Christmas, Now That I Think About It. (Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 3 - Episode 10 - Amends)

Christmas Is About People Spending Money They Don't Have On Gifts That People Don't Want. (With Love, Christmas)

Well, Christmas Is Coming And I Think I Need Your Help. (12 Gifts of Christmas)

The Holidays Don't Have To Be Perfect. (Urkel Saves Santa: The Movie!)

Patreon Sneak Peek - Tis the Ruined Podcast - Episode 1 - Terrifier

Behold, They Shall Call Him Immanuel - God With Us! (Journey to Bethlehem)

You See, History Is Not Simply The Study Of The Past. It Is An Explanation Of The Present. (The Holdovers)

You Make Wishes And I Make Them Come True. It’s How This Whole Thing Works. (Genie)

Santa Farts Smell Like Cinnamon. (Dashing Through the Snow)

May The Name Mad Santa Cause Fear In People For Hundreds Of Years. (The Santa Clauses: Season 2)

Christmas Eve 2023 Story - Ivan Cohen’s ”Batman Returns: One Dark Christmas Eve”

Look’s Like Someone’s Been Rubbing The Partridge. (Candy Cane Lane)

Santa Took Christmas From Us. Let’s Take It Back. (The Naughty Nine)

You’re Not Gonna Melt Their Faces. You’re Just Gonna Melt Their Heats. (Hannah Waddingham: Home For Christmas)

Tis the Podcast Interviews Taniya Nayak of ”The Great Christmas Light Fight” and Steve Morgan of ”Straight No Chasers”!

Just Look All Around And You’ll Realize, There Is So Much To Be Thankful For. (A Thanksgiving Tale)

Might Be A Bird, But I Sneak Just Like A Mouse. (Robin Robin)

Who Do You Think Gave Me The Nickname ”Scary Poppins”? (The Royal Nanny)

Christmas Didn’t Quite Turn Out Like I Thought It Would. It Was Better. (Haul Out the Holly)

But The Era Is Over - The Worlds Reunite! (Halloweentown High)

Freddy Died By Fire, Jason By Water. How Can We Use That? (Freddy vs. Jason)

”What’s Your Favorite Scary Movie?” - The 2023 ”Tis the Podcast” Ultimate Horror Movie Bracket

True Trilogies Are All About Going Back To The Beginning And Discovering Something That Wasn’t True From The Get-Go. (Scream 3)

Can I Keep You? (Casper)

Christmas Is More About Warding Off Evil Spirits Than Halloween. (Black Christmas [2006])

I Want To Wish You Both A Merry Christmas In Hell. (The King of Queens - Last Four Christmas Episodes)

But Baby, What About Our Magical, Romantic Night? (How I Met Your Mother - Last Two Christmas Episodes)

I Can’t Stand The Way That Alvin Comes In Late! It’s Disrespectful To The Other Chipmunks! (The King of Queens - First Four Christmas Episodes)

Like, What If The Grinch Had Succeeded In Conquering Whoville And Cindy Lou Who Grew Up, Got Boobs, And Was Leading A Resistance? (Superstore Christmas Episodes)

When You Walk Through The Door, Does It Feel Like You Are Being Slapped In The Face By Christmas? (How I Met Your Mother - First Three Christmas Episodes)

Everybody’s Asking What This - What Is The Seven Fishes Or Why Do We Do It? And I Think I Know What My Definition Is. (The Bear - Season 2 - Episode 6 - Fishes)

Merry Christmas, Mr.Bean.

No One Wants To Read About Small Town Fireplace, Hot Cocoa Crap Anymore.” (The Housewives of the North Pole)

Nobody Can Live Just For Christmas. (Christmas Story [2007])

Oh The Entertainment Was Spectacular! Twelve Drummers Drumming! Eleven Pipers Piping! Ten Lords A Leaping! Do You Have Any Aspirin? (Who’s the Boss? Christmas Episodes)

I’m Not A Stick! Why Can’t You See? I’m Stick Man, I’m Stick Man, I’m Stick Man, That’s Me! (Stick Man)

It’s Never Too Late When Love Is Involved. (A Royal Christmas)

Happy Human Holiday, Dad! (Rick and Morty Christmas Episodes)

Oy To The World! (”The Nanny” Chrismukkah Episodes)

Oh, Mr. Wilson! (A Dennis the Menace Christmas)

I’ve Ruined Christmas For Everyone In Two Lifetimes. (Richie Rich’s Christmas Wish)

I Do Have A Mom! She’s Right Here In The Flowers, And In The Clouds, And In The Grass Too! (Rugrats ”Mother’s Day”)

Here’s To The Lives That We’ve Shared. To Our Beautiful Children, Our Beautiful Friends, May We Rest In Peace. (Silent Night [2021])

Recasting the ”Harry Potter” Movies in a [HBO] Max’s Television Remake!

Simply Having A Wonderful Christmastime. (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The Movie [1998])

I Wouldn’t Mind Getting A Peek At That Magic Ding-A-Ling. (Christmas with the Campbells)

Merry Christmas. Pops, Word On The Street Is You Got Dumped. (Final Three ”Black-ish” Christmas Episodes)

I Love Jacob. He’s A Lot Like Paint Fumes. Small Doses? Fine. But Too Much Just Gives You A Headache. (Abbott Elementary)

Please Don’t Make Christmas Dirty, Trevor. It’s Pure, And Beautiful, And Everyone Loves It. (CBS’ ”Ghosts”)

I’m Putting My Stank On Christmas! (First Three ”Black-ish” Christmas Episodes)

Imagine You’re In New York And It’s Christmas. (Netflix’s Dash & Lily)

The Quinn Way (Netflix’s Merry Happy Whatever)

You Just Messed Up Big Time, Fat Man! (Fatman)

In Another Life, I Would Have Really Liked Just Doing Laundry And Taxes With You. (Everything Everywhere All At Once)

Not Sure Whether To Stuff The Goose With The Stuffing Or The Stuffing With The Goose. (Netflix’s ”Scrooge: A Christmas Carol” - 2022)

Every Time I See A Christmas Tree, Something Lights Up Inside Of Me, My Heart Is Filled With Electricity, There’s Reason To Cheer, Christmas Is Nearly Here! (Mickey Saves Christmas)

Time For Some Season’s Beatings. (Violent Night)

For The Good Of Christmas - For The Good Of My Family - I, Santa Claus, Have Decided To Retire. (The Santa Clauses: Season 1)

Christmas Eve 2022 Story - Tim Burton’s ”The Nightmare Before Christmas”

So Gather ’Round, A Glow Surrounds, Each Warm Embrace, On The Night Of The Lights! (Fraggle Rock: Back to the Rock - Night of the Lights)

We Might Be Dead, But We’re Livin’ That Yuletide Dream! (Spirited)

”The Christmas Clue” with Natalie Bickel!

It’s Kevin Bacon! He’s Not A Loser! He’s Great! We Don’t Hate Him At All! (The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special)

I Have Just Survived A Death-Defying Fall And I’m Currently Stranded In A Remote Glacial Forest. (Falling for Christmas)

Turkeyologists All Over The World Know It As... Thankskilling! (Thankskilling)

Ralphie, Promise Me We’re Gonna Make This A Wonderful Christmas. That Would Make Your Father So Happy. (A Christmas Story Christmas)

One Thing New York Is Known For Is Niceness. (A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa)

In This Town, Michael Myers Is A Myth. He’s The Boogeyman. A Ghost Story To Scare Kids. But This Boogeyman Is Real. (Halloween 2018)

Welcome Foolish Muppets! (Muppets Haunted Mansion)

The Entire Horror Genre Was Destroyed By Sequels! (Scream 2)

But Times Are Changing, Now We’re On The Attack, Yeah The Spell Is Gonna Hit ’Cha ’Cause The Witches Are Back! (Hocus Pocus 2)

Grandma Says Being Normal Is Vastly Overrated. (Halloweentown 2)

The Rankin/Bass Extravaganza! Fixing The Existing Rankin/Bass Universe and Pitching the Live-Action Remake of the Rankin/Bass Universe! (Featuring Gerry Davila of ”Totally Rad Christmas”!)

This Is So Not The Christmas I Had In Mind. (Unaccompanied Minors)

Lock Up Your Children! Yes, Salem - I, Santa Claus, Have Decided To Retire. (Trailers for ”Hocus Pocus 2” and ”The Santa Clauses”)

In The Last Ten Minutes, Santa Claus Came To Town, Kissed Mommy, And Ran Grandma over With A Reindeer! (The Big Bang Theory - Final Three Episodes)

Leave The Gun, Take The Cannoli. (The Godfather)

Frosty Is Merely A Bit Of Frozen Supernatural Ephemera In A Stolen Hat. A Crime, By The Way, For Which He Is Never Brought To Account! (The Big Bang Theory - First 3 Christmas Episodes)

Always Winter, Never Christmas. (The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe)

You See Santa Claus Tonight, You Better Run, Boy! You Better Run For Ya Life! (Silent Night, Deadly Night)

Why Don’t You And I Just Roll On Back To The Playroom? (The Christmas Toy)

Tis the Podcast’s 5 Year Anniversary, Christmas in July Oscars Spectacular!

We’re Helping Alvin Make Money! (A Chipmunk Christmas)

Goodness Makes The Badness Go Away! (The Smurfs Christmas Special)

White Anglo-Saxon Privilege Night (New Girl Christmas Episodes)

Celebrating Leon Day/Halfway to Christmas 2022!

Deck The Slopes With Babes In Tight Pants, Fa La La La La La La La La. Carlton’s Gonna Get Some Romance, Fa La La La La La La La La. (The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Christmas Episodes)

This Is The City Of the Angels, And You Haven’t Got Any Wings. (L.A. Confidential)

An Old Friend Kissed The Bride. (Jack Frost [1979])

Sometimes Angels Rush In Where Fools Fear To Tread. (The Bishop’s Wife)

Yes, Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus. (Yes, Virginia)

Hi! My Name Is Noël, And I Have A Happiness! (Noël)

Hey, He’s Not Talking About Our Shark, Is He? (Jaws: The Revenge)

If You Like Pastry And You’re In Europe, You Should Try The Galwickian Yule Cake. (One Royal Holiday)

It’s Going To Be The Best Barton Christmas Ever! (Marvel’s Hawkeye)

Oh I Could Write A Sonnet About Your Easter Bonnet, And Of The Girl I’m Taking To The Easter Parade. (The First Easter Rabbit)

Toyland, Toyland, We’re On Our Way To Toyland! (Babes in Toyland [1961])

It’s Just Not Christmas Without A Visit From Jolly Old St. Nicotine! (”Sabrina the Teenage Witch” - Second 3 Christmas Episodes)

I’m So Happy That Christmas Didn’t Suffer The Fate of Bobunk. (”Sabrina the Teenage Witch” - First 3 Christmas Episodes)

It’s A Nightmare! We’ve Been Visited By The Yutz Of Christmas Past! (”The Golden Girls” Christmas Episodes)

Remember, Michael: The Real Happiness Of Christmas Is Not Found In What We Get, But What We Give. (”Bewitched” Christmas Episodes)

You Have A Gift. You Have Power. And With Great Power, There Must Also Come Great Responsibility. (Spider-Man: No Way Home)

You’re The Worst Fake Boyfriend! (Single All The Way)

How About You Forget About ”Perfect” And Instead Embrace Each Day That This Life Grants You? (Zoey’s Extraordinary Christmas)

What’s Christmas But A Time For Finding Yourself A Day Older And Not A Day Richer? (Scrooge 1970)

Over The River And Through The Woods, To Grandmother’s House We Go! (To Grandmother’s House We Go)

John, Darling, When You’re Kissing Me, Don’t Talk About Plumbing. (Christmas in Connecticut)

Just Because You Can’t See The Air Doesn’t Keep You From Breathing. And Just Because You Can’t See God Doesn’t Keep You From Believing. (The Preacher’s Wife)

Christmas Mornings Will Come Again. (A Boy Called Christmas)

Nintendo - A Maze Of Rubber Wiring And Electronic Intelligence So Advanced, It Was Deemed Not A Video Game But An 8-Bit Entertainment System. (8-Bit Christmas)

Christmas Eve 2021 Story - John Updike’s ”The Twelve Terrors of Christmas”

”Another Christmas Story” - Epilogue - Christmas All Over Again - As Read By Julia Colburn

‘Twas The Night Before Christmas, And All Through The House, Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A Mouse. (‘Twas the Night Before Christmas)

”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Forty-Six - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - As Read By Nicole Little

”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Forty-Five - The Christmas Song - As Read By Thom Crowe

I Tell My Cat Everything. What I Spend On Cat Food, I Save On Therapy. (The Nine Kittens of Christmas)

Love Doesn‘t Have To Be Perfect. It Just Has To Be Honest. (Love Hard)

”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Forty-Four - Away in a Manger - As Read By Anthony Caruso

Keep Your Fingers Crossed Just In Case. (Eloise at Christmastime)

”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Forty-Three - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen - As Read By Mike Westfall Of ”Advent Calendar House”

Freeform‘s Original Thanksgiving Movie, ”Turkey Drop”! (2019)

Ugh! This Is Garbage! I Don‘t Know Why They Are Always Trying To Remake The Classics! (Home Sweet Home Alone)

”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Forty-Two - It‘s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year - As Read By Anthony Caruso

Sometimes What We Want Is Not What We Need. (Next Stop, Christmas)

”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Forty-One - Christmas in Hollis - As Read By Danielle Essary

To The Family We‘re Born With, And To The Family We Make Along The Way. And, Most Importantly, To Richmond! (Ted Lasso)

”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Forty - Silent Night - As Read By Sarah Houston

Santa, You Will Never Return To Earth, You Belong To Mars Now. (Santa Conquers the Martians)

I‘m The Ghost With The Most, Babe! (Beetlejuice)

”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Thirty-Nine - Santa Baby - As Read By Anthony Caruso

”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Thirty-Eight - Please Come Home For Christmas - As Read By Danielle And Jackie Of ”No More Late Fees”

Look, There Is The Boogeyman Outside! (Halloween 1978)

Halloween Is My Kind Of A Holiday! (Garfield‘s Halloween Adventure)

”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Thirty-Seven - Fairytale of New York - As Read By Kim Cooper Of ”Planning For Christmas” And Thom Crowe

”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Thirty-Six - Happy Xmas (War Is Over) - As Read By Matt Spaulding Of ”2 Broke Geeks”, ”The F.B.I.‘s Most Unwanted”, and ”Green Mountain Santa”

What‘s Your Favorite Scary Movie? (Scream)

Being Normal Is Vastly Overrated. (Halloweentown)

”Another Christmas Story‘ - Chapter Thirty-Five - Baby, It‘s Cold Outside - As Read By Kendall Farrae Of ”For Forks Sake”

The World Is Bright And Gleaming, It‘s A Wondrous Time Of Year; When The Lights Of The Season, Shine On Us All, And Holiday Time Is Here. (Once Upon A Sesame Street Christmas)

”Another Christmas Story‘ - Chapter Thirty-Four - The Little Drummer Boy - As Read By Gerry Davila Of ”Totally Rad Christmas”

California Christmastime - It‘s Just A Golden State Of Mind! (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend)

”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Thirty-Three - I‘ll Be Home For Christmas - As Read By Julia Colburn

Happy Blooming Christmas! (Father Christmas)

”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Thirty-Two - No Place Like Home For The Holidays - As Read By Anthony Caruso

Well For One, It Falls Under Naughty! (ABC Family‘s ”Snow”)

”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Thirty-One - Do You Hear What I Hear? - As Read By Art Kilmer Of ”A Cozy Christmas Podcast”

”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Thirty - O Come, All Ye Faithful - As Read By Rebecca Boll

She Made Them Come Together So They Would Be There For One Another. (The Best Man Holiday)

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin Laid An Egg; The Batmobile Lost A Wheel, And The Joker Got Away! (The Christmas Episodes of "Batman: The Animated Series" and "Justice League")

The Start Is Not Nearly As Important As The Finish. (Last Holiday)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Twenty-Nine - Run Rudolph Run - As Read By Manny Torres Of "Feliz Christmas Merry Navidad"

”Another Christmas Story” - Chapter Twenty-Eight - The First Noel - As Read By Robert Nickerson Of ”Behind the Bells”

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Twenty-Seven - Joy to the World - As Read By Sean Sotka of "The Christmas Podcasts Podcast"

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Twenty-Six - Hark the Herald Angel Sing - As Read By Adam Parker Sibun of "Merry Britmas"

‘You Ate The Baby Jesus And His Mother Mary! (The ”Curb Your Enthusiasm” and ”I‘m Sorry” Christmas Episodes)

It Is Hard To Soar With Eagles When You Work With Turkeys. (It's A Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie)

It's American Idol And Casual Libel Night On "Tis The Podcast". (Christmas In July Bonus Episode - 2021)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Twenty-Five - My Grown Up Christmas List - As Read By Lauren Simone

The Way I See It, You Can Divide The World Up Into Two Kinds Of People: Those Who Like Fruitcake And The Rest Of Us. (Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Twenty-Four - Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! - As Read By Glen Warren Of "Seasons Eatings"

I'm Afraid This Whim Of yours Is Going To Obliterate Our Precious Holiday Memories. (Schitt's Creek)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Twenty-Three - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree - As Read By Matt Eurich Of "TGI Podcast"

Uncle Fester, Do You Believe In Santa Claus? (The "I Love Lucy" Christmas Show and Christmas with the Addams Family)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Twenty-Two - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer - As Read By Jay Skipworth Of "Film Strip Podcast"

Just Sing A Christmas Song, And Keep On Singing All Season Long. (Elf: Buddy's Musical Christmas)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Twenty-One - Sleigh Ride - As Read By Anthony Caruso

In The Spirit Of Christmas, I Think We Should Give Them A Nice, Wrapped Box Of Payback. (Christmas in Wonderland)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Twenty - Silver Bells - As Read By Steven Beech Of "Uplifting House Sessions"

Christmas Movie Commentaries Preview - Elf!

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Nineteen - Jingle Bell Rock - As Read By Tim Babb Of "Can't Wait For Christmas"

My Mum Told Me That Jesus Was Born In Dunstable. (The Vicar of DIbley)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Eighteen - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch - As Read By Charlyn Lewis Of "Fashion Speaks"

Just Once, I'd Like A Regular, Normal Christmas. Eggnog, A F@!%#$n' Christmas Tree, A Little Turkey. But, No. I Gotta Crawl Around In This Motherf!@#$%n' Tin Can. (Die Hard 2)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Seventeen - (It Must've Been 'Ol) Santa Claus - As Read By McLean Sloughter

I Just Wish We Could Have A Perfect Christmas, Like In A Christmas Movie. (A Christmas Movie Christmas)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Sixteen - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - As Read By Nicole Little

Save A Little Christmas For Christmas Day. (The First Christmas: The Story of the First Christmas Snow)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Fifteen - O Christmas Tree - As Read By Michelle Kidwell Of "Horribly Genius"

As Long As There's Christmas, I Truly Believe, That Hope Is The Greatest Of The Gifts We Receive. (Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Fourteen - Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - As Read By Kendall Farrae Of "For Forks Sake"

Life Is A Lot Easier When You Let Someone Else Carry Your Load. Even If You Can Carry It Yourself. (Almost Christmas)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Thirteen - Christmas Time is Here - As Read By Mike Westfall of "Advent Calendar House"

Blessed Are The Pure In Heart, For They Shall See God. (The Little Drummer Boy)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Twelve - Christmas Wrapping - As Read By Scarlett Alexandra Of "NetfliXmas Podcast"

That's Right, Bamm-Bamm. Everyone But Fred! (A Flintstones Christmas Carol)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Eleven - We Three Kings - As Read By Claude Bélanger

What Is A Clown Doing Next To Baby Jesus? (Home Improvement)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Ten - Carol of the Bells - As Read By Anthony Caruso

In The Words Of The Immortal Saint, Frosty The Snowman, "God Bless Us, Everyone". (ALF)

The Easter Bunny Is Comin' To Town

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Nine - A New York Christmas - As Read By Ron Hogan Of "Film Strip Podcast"

Shaddap You Face!

I Remember My First Christmas Rebellion. I Was So Mad. My Parents Went Out And Bought An Artificial Tree. The Whole Christmas I Refused To Sing 'Oh, Tannenbaum'. (Home Improvement)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Eight - It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas - As Read By Craig Brewer Of "Weird Christmas"

Topanga's Going To Be Staying Here For Christmas. Overnight. Could We Please Not Run Naked Down The Halls Singing "We Wish You A Merry Christmas"? I'm Looking At You. (Boy Meets World)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Seven - Step Into Christmas - As Read By Todd Killian Of "Christmas Clatter"

Ah, But Tim, The Spirit Of Santa Lives On! He Lives In All Of Us! (Home Improvement)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Six - White Christmas - As Read By April Ryley

The Delusion You're Trying To Cure Is Called "Christmas". (Community)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Five - All I Want For Christmas Is You - As Read By Gerry Davila Of "Totally Rad Christmas"

Fireside Chat Preview - Featuring Charlyn Lewis!

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Four - Last Christmas - As Read By Rebecca Boll

Sky Rockets In Flight, Afternoon Delight! (Arrested Development)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Three - Do They Know It's Christmas? - As Read By Thom Crowe

Life Is Not Merely A Series Of Meaningless Accidents Or Coincidences. (Serendipity)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter Two - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - As Read By Julia Colburn

Oh No, Baby, No. You're Not Going To Die. They Are. (The Long Kiss Goodnight)

"Another Christmas Story" - Chapter One - Good King Wenceslas - As Read By Anthony Caruso

Christmas Is A Time When You Look At Your life Through A Magnifying Glass, And Whatever You Don't Have Feels Overwhelming. Being Alone Is So Much Lonelier At Christmas. (Mixed Nuts)

"Another Christmas Story" - Prologue - Wonderful Christmas Time - As Read By Anthony Caruso

Forget Ever After, Just Live Happily. (Godmothered)

Introducing "Another Christmas Story"!

A Very Minion Christmas (Minions Holiday Special)

This Was The Story Of The Very First Alien Christmas. (Alien Xmas)

You Sound Sweet, But You Don't Make Sense. (Holiday Inn)

On Lawn Chair! On Badminton! Up, Up, And Away! (Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year)

A Time of Joy. Of Friendship. Of Family. All of this, Life Day is. And a Happy One, I Wish You. (The LEGO Star Wars Holiday Special)

Christmas Eve 2020 Story - Dr. Seuss' 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas!'

It's A Festivus For The Rest Of Us! (Seinfeld)

This Child Is A Blessing To The Both Of Us! (Four Christmases)

Those Candles Aren't For Tommy's Birthday! They're For Chanukah! (A Rugrats Chanukah)

I Don't Have Any Secrets, But I Am An Ally! (Happiest Season)

"What's Your Name?" "Well, Angel Of Course!" (Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square)

Without The Star, The North Pole, The Village, Christmas Itself Is Doomed. (The Christmas Chronicles 2)

We Should Be Thankful For Being Together. I Think That's What They Mean By 'Thanksgiving', Charlie Brown. (A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving)

If You Believe, It's All Possible. (Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey)

A Snow-Dad Is Better Than No Dad. (Jack Frost [1998])

Human Beings Aren’t Meant To Be Alone On The Holidays. We Actually Need Warmth, Companionship, And Someone To Drunk-Mock Strangers With At Parties. (Holidate)

You'll Never Get Elected, Charlie Brown. You Have No Way Of Winning. No Way. (You're Not Elected, Charlie Brown!)

Shrek The Halls With Puss And Donkey, Fa La La La La, La La La La! (Shrek the Halls)

On Halloween Night, The Great Pumpkin Rises Out Of His Pumpkin Patch And Flies Through The Air With His Bag Of Toys For All The Children! (It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!)

Sometimes We Have To Take A Leap Of Faith; To Believe When No One Else Will. (The Conjuring 2: Enfield Poltergeist)

All Eddie Needs Is An Old-Fashioned, Transylvanian, White Christmas. (The Munsters' Scary Little Christmas)

The Coca-Cola Santa Is Just A Hoax. (Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale)

Fireside Chat Preview - Featuring Ron Hogan! (A.K.A.President Hotdog!)

Welcome Home, Son. (Surviving Christmas)

What If We Lose The Things That Make Christmas In Denver So Special? (Good Luck Charlie: It's Christmas!)

I Am One With The Yuletide, Know What I Mean? (Ernest Saves Christmas)

My Name's Harry Lockhart. I'll Be Your Narrator. (Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang)

You May Not Ask For Anything To Do With Interpersonal Relationships! Got It? This Is Santa Claus, Not Dear Abby! (All I Want For Christmas [1991])

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. (2001)

The Tis The Podcast 3-Year Anniversary Special! A.K.A. They Call It Tis The Podcast

I Think I Just Lost My Job. (Santa and Pete)

This Year, To Make The Best Nativity Play That Has Ever, Ever, Been, is Mr. Maddens! (Nativity!)

I'd Rather Have A Holiday Like Normal Grouches Do - Instead Of Getting Presents, They Take Presents Back From You! (Christmas Eve on Sesame Street)

A Tis The Podcast Family Christmas In July!

You're A Trophy Wife? What Contest In Hell Did I Win? (Everybody Loves Raymond)

Henri Was There Too. (A Christmas Tale)

This Christmas Isn't Just Gonna Be Great, It's Gonna Be Legendary. (A Legendary Christmas with John and Chrissy)

Merry Christmas To Those Who Have Who Have Seen Us At Our Best And At Our Worst, And Can't Tell The Difference. (Crown for Christmas)

A Very Murray Christmas (2015)

No One Should Be Alone At Christmas. (The Muppets: Single All the Way)

If It Was Good Enough For Baby Jesus, It’s Good Enough For Mr. Robert Lee Parton! (Dolly Parton's Christmas of Many Colors: Circle of Love)

I Have Never Heard of Such a Christmas! Sex! And Drugs! And Women Being Set on Fire! (The Ref)

There's No More Heroes Left In The World. (Lethal Weapon)

One Time A Year There's A Marvelous Night, When Enchantment And Wonder Spark And Take Flight. (Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas)

That's What Christmas Memories Are Made From. They're Not Planned, They're Not Scheduled, Nobody Puts Them In Their Blackberry - They Just Happen. (Deck the Halls)

Snow Em Gee! (Northpole: Open for Christmas)

The Notion Of Picking One Time Of Year To Be Decent To Other People Is Obscene Because It's Actually Validating The Notion Of Being Miserable Wretches The Rest Of The Year. (House M.D.)

Merry Christmas! (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight!) (Better Watch Out)

Next Year All Our Troubles Will Be Miles Away. (Meet Me in St. Louis)

That Naughty-Nice List That You Got? There's No Naughty Kids, Nick. They're All Good Kids. (Fred Claus)

There's No Way I'm Doing Christmas Without My Michael's Turkey.(Gavin & Stacey)

But That Was Different. That Was Halloween. This Is Easter. (It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown!)

Ears, Nestor. (Nestor, The Long-Eared Christmas Donkey)

A Very Meta, And Very Christmassy, Tis The Podcast April Fool's Day!

I Hope To Give Everyone A Little Light This Christmas. (The Christmas Candle)

You Messed With The Wrong Sisters. (Black Christmas [2019])

Ferb, I Know What Else We're Gonna Do Today. (Phineas and Ferb)

A True Selfless Act Always Sparks Another. (Klaus)

Last Christmas, I Gave You My Heart (Last Christmas)

I Like To Say That It's The Joy Of Christmas That Reminds Us Of The Faith We Need To Sustain Us Throughout The Year, You Know? (The Knight Before Christmas)

The White House Officially Celebrates Diwali, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, And Mawlid al-Nabi, The Alleged Birth Date Of The Prophet Muhammad. (Veep)

No One Does Christmas Like the Aldovians. (A Christmas Prince 3: The Royal Baby)

This Family Sure Knows How To Throw A Christmas...Right In The Toilet. (Pete's Christmas)

Yippie Kayak Other Buckets! (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

This Is The Night We Celebrate Peace And Togetherness! I Will Not Have That Ruined! (Frasier)

My Business Now Is The Future. I Will Just Be The Best I Can Be. For The Spirits, And The Bright Light, And The Mirror, I Thank You. (BBC's/FX's A Christmas Carol [2019])

Every Time A Bell Rings, An Angel Gets His Wings. (It's a Wonderful Life)

Christmas Eve 2019 Story - Katharine Lee Bates' 'Goody Santa Claus on a Sleigh Ride'

I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas. (White Christmas)

That's The One Good Thing About Regret: It's Never Too Late. You Can Always Change Tomorrow If You Want To. (Scrooged)

It's Not Just Kris That's On Trial, It's Everything He Stands For. It's Kindness And Joy And Love And All The Other Intangibles. (Miracle on 34th Street [1947])

I'm Part Of Prep And Landing, An Elite Unit Of Elves Getting Houses Ready, Around The World, For The Big Guy's Arrival. (Prep and Landing/Prep and Landing: Naughty vs. Nice)

What Really Makes A Santa? All Santas Inspire Us With The Christmas Spirit. (Noelle)

Friendsgiving (Friends)

Go And Redeem Some Younger, More Promising Creature, And Leave Me To Keep Christmas In My Own Way! (Scrooge [1951])

Christmas: It's Not The Giving, It's Not The Getting, It's The Loving. (A Garfield Christmas)

It's Prancer! (Prancer)

What's Happened? Did The Grinch Get To You? Or The Dark Lord, Perhaps? (Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: A Midwinter's Tale)

You Have A Freak Flag, You Just Don't Fly It. (The Family Stone)

It's Just A Bunch Of Hocus Pocus! (Hocus Pocus)

But If You Had Regular Hands, You'd Be Like Everyone Else. (Edward Scissorhands)

It's Been Said The World's A Stage, And Everyone Must Play Their Part, Well If That's True, I'll Act With All My Heart. (Anna and the Apocalypse)

I'm Thankful Thanksgiving Comes Around In The Fall, But I've Always Loved Christmas The Best Of Them All. (Olive the Other Reindeer)

Oh, You Must Be Robbie! (Robbie the Reindeer: Hooves of Fire/Legend of the Lost Tribe/Close Encounters of the Herd Kind)

Such A Fuss, When Everything We Want Is Right In Front Of Us The Whole Time. (Love the Coopers)

It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving. (Trading Places)

Tis The Podcast’s Two Year Retrospective Extravaganza!

If A Superhero Can't Save His Family, He's Not Much Of A Hero. (Shazam!)

I Don't Think Anyone Would Criticize Us For Laying Down Our Rifles On Christmas Eve. (Joyeux Noël)

Sometimes It Takes Dyin' To Teach A Fella How To Live. (Batman Noël)

I Didn't Realize That Becoming Part Of The Royal Family Meant Having To Give Up Who I Am. (A Christmas Prince 2: The Royal Wedding)

Nobody's Walking Out On This Fun, Old-Fashioned, Family Christmas! (National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Revisited)

Now That's What I Call A Tis The Podcast Christmas: Volume 1

If Something Should Happen To Me, Put On My Suit; The Reindeer Will Know What To Do. (The Santa Clause Revisited)

Would You Please Tell Him That Instead Of Presents This Year, I Just Want My Family Back. (Home Alone Revisited)

The Best Way To Spread Christmas Cheer Is Singing Loud For All To Hear. (Elf Revisited)

Nothing Is Forever. (Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July)

Trixie, The Battlesaurs Are Not Playing! (Toy Story That Time Forgot)

You Can't Beat Christmas At Graceland. (Christmas at Graceland)

You Can Change Everything Except The Most Important Thing - Fate. (12 Dates of Christmas)

It's A Major Award! (A Christmas Story Live!)

Switched For Christmas (2017)

Happy Holidays From Everyone Except Jenna. (30 Rock)

We Talk A Lot About Tradition This Time Of Year, But As Much As We Love Our Traditions, Sometimes Our Best Memories Come From The Times That Are The Most Untraditional. (Modern Family)

Giving Christmas Gifts Is Like A Sport To Me. Finding Or Making That Perfect Something. It’s Also Like A Sport To Me Because I Always Win. (Parks and Recreation/Avengers: Endgame)

Jingle Bells, Jingle Yay, Jingle Good For You! (Parks and Recreation)

You Can Take Away My House, All My Tricks And Toys, But One Thing You Can't Take Away - I Am Iron Man. (Iron Man 3)

Ain't No Hole In The Washtub! (Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas)

Christmas Comes Whether We Like It Or Not. We Must Do Our Best To Enjoy It. (The Nutcracker and the Four Realms)

Here We Come A-Wassailing. (A Claymation Christmas Celebration)

Life Isn't About Endings, Is It? It's A Series Of Moments. (The Office: U.K.)

Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire

A Flintstone Christmas (1977)

I'm Following In The Path Of My Christmas Heroes: The Grinch, The Sticky Bandits, Hans Gruber From Die Hard. (The Night Before)

"He Does Exist!" "They Do Exist!" (Christmas Commercials)

Put On Your Yarmulke, It's Time For Chanukah. (Eight Crazy Nights)

A Merry Friggin' Christmas (2014)

And I Told Him, "It Was While You Were Sleeping." (While You Were Sleeping)

You're Supposed To Be The Leading Lady In Your Own Life, For God's Sake! (The Holiday)

The World's Most Pissed Off Snow Cone! (Jack Frost [1997])

And The Grinch Raised His Glass, And Led The Whos In A Toast, "To Kindness And Love, The Things We Need Most!" (Dr. Seuss' The Grinch [2018])

Link By Link By Horrifying Link! (A Christmas Carol [2004])

You'll Always Be Fat To Me, Chris. (Just Friends)

Six Bucks And My Right Nut Says We're Not Landing In Chicago. (Planes, Trains and Automobiles)

Another Year Over, And A New One Just Begun.

Christmas Eve 2018 Story - O. Henry's 'The Gift of the Magi'

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid! (A Christmas Story)

Now, All Those Within The Sound Of My Voice, And All Those On This Earth Everywhere, Know That Henceforth You Will Be Called 'Santa Claus'. (Santa Claus: The Movie)

He Is For All Mankind. (The Nativity Story)

Frosty The Snowman Is A Fairy Tale They Say, He Was Made Of Snow, But The Children Know How He Came To Life One Day. (Frosty the Snowman/Frosty's Winter Wonderland)

The Christmas Chronicles (2018)

Santa Claus Does Exist, And He Exists In The Person Of Kris Kringle. (Miracle on 34th Street [1994])

The Great Thanksgiving Christmas Podcast Network Bonus Crossover Episode!

It's Turbo Time! (Jingle All the Way)

Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal! (Home Alone 2: Lost in New York)

It Was A Year Without A Santa Claus, The Worst We've Ever Had! (The Year Without a Santa Claus)

The Great Halloween Crossover: Tis the Podcast Meets Christmas Past

You Fudging Touch Me Again, I'll Fudging Kill Ya! (Supernatural: A Very Supernatural Christmas)

Look Mister, There Are Some Rules That You've Got To Follow. (Gremlins)

The Snowman (1982)

Black Christmas (1974)

I Wish It Was Christmas Every Day. (Christmas Every Day)

Listen, Scrooge! If Men Were Measured By Kindness, You'd Be No Bigger Than A Speck Of Dust! (Mickey's Christmas Carol)

Nobody's Elving Mom! (The Christmas Project)

There's Something About A Train. (The Christmas Train)

Skipping Christmas With The Kranks (Christmas with the Kranks)

Tis the Podcast's One Year Retrospective Extravaganza!

A Christmas Prince (2017)

All I Want For Christmas Is You (2017)

Christmas At Hogwarts (Harry Potter)

Believe! May You Never Be Too Old To Search The Skies On Christmas Eve!

The Hot Ghost Of Christmas (The Spirit of Christmas)

Meow-y Christmas! (The Nine Lives of Christmas)

Where Is It Written A Small Elf Can't Make A Big Difference? (Northpole)

Peace On Earth! Give Me Presents! (A Muppet Family Christmas)

This Is The Polar Express! (The Polar Express)

God Bless Us, Everyone! (Disney's A Christmas Carol [2009])

A Together Christmas! (Daddy's Home 2)

It's The Holiday Armadillo! (Friends)

Christmastime Will Always Be, Just As Long As We Have Glee. (Glee)

We Need To Show Them Just How Lonely Christmas Can Be. (The X-Files: How The Ghosts Stole Christmas)

Merry Christmas from the Simpsons! (The Simpsons)

Why Do I Always Think Gettin' You Home For Life Day Is Gonna Be Easy? (Star Wars Holiday Special)

Moms Don't Enjoy, They Give Joy. That's How Being A Mom Works. (A Bad Moms Christmas)

Where There's Goodness, And Kindness, And Love, That's Where You'll Find Him. (TLC's The Secret Santa)

He's Better Than A Doctor, He's Santa Claus! (The Brady Bunch: The Voice of Christmas/A Very Brady Christmas)

Merry Christmas! Happy Easter! And Don't Forget To Floss! (Rise of the Guardians)

Saving Christmas(?) (Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas)

Angel Metaphysics - Top of My Class. (Three Days)

It's Christmas In Killarney. (The Leprechaun's Christmas Gold)

I Will Honor Christmas In My Heart, And Try To Keep It All The Year. (The Man Who Invented Christmas)

Dang Ghosts Are Screwin' Up My Life! (All American Christmas Carol)

Follow That Star! (The Star [2017])

Christmas Is All Around. (Love Actually)

A Glimpse, By Definition, Is An Impermanent Thing, Jack. (The Family Man)

You're Not Santa Anymore. You're Just A Guy Who Smells Like A Cookie. (The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause)

It's...The Mrs. Clause (The Santa Clause 2: The Mrs. Clause)

Happy Birthday, Jesus. Sorry Your Party's So Lame. (The Office - U.S.)

It’s A Non-Denominational Holiday Mixer. (Office Christmas Party)

And May It Be Shiny, Too! (Rudolph's Shiny New Year)

Santa Claus is Comin' to Town (1970)

Christmas Eve 2017 Story - Clement Clarke Moore's 'A Visit From St. Nicholas' (Also Known As ''Twas the Night Before Christmas')

I Want the World to Know There's a Mrs. Santa Claus! (Mrs. Santa Claus)

You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas! [1966]/Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas [2000])

We Are Santa's Elves! (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

A Christmas Podcast Network Collaboration: John Kendrick Bangs' 'The House Of Seven Santas' (Part 3)

You Serious, Clark? (National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation)

"Mistletoe Can Be Deadly If You Eat It." "But a Kiss Can Be Even Deadlier If You Mean It." (Batman Returns)

My Brother's Never Gonna Believe This! (One Magic Christmas)

Seeing Isn't Believing, Believing Is Seeing. (The Santa Clause)

This Is Halloween! (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

It Feels Like Christmas! (The Muppet Christmas Carol)

Why, I'm Just Trying To Spread A Little Yuletide Fear! (Santa's Slay)

Sure, Charlie Brown! I Can Tell You What Christmas Is All About! (A Charlie Brown Christmas)

Gruss Vom Krampus (Krampus [2015])

Santa Just Yammied In Your Handbag. (I'll Be Home For Christmas)

Now I Have a Machine Gun. Ho Ho Ho. (Die Hard)

There's Always Time For A Bow! (Arthur Christmas)

Keep The Change, Ya Filthy Animal! (Home Alone)

Buddy The Elf, What's Your Favorite Color? (Elf)

Meet The Elves (Introducing "Tis the Podcast"!)