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Today's Topic — 49 episodes

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Why it's More Profitable to be Bad at Five Jobs Than Good at One.

2

Rebooting the Buddy Cop Trope With Chris Tucker and a Honey Badger Fighting the Creature from Species

3

Enjoying Your Own Flora-Fermented Fumes in Hot Yoga Just to Induce a Collective Mr. Toad Hallucination

4

Don't Let the Pet Naming Grind Tank Your Joy

5

Refusing an L at the Trauma Lottery Because a Pound Cat Cooked Your Tiger King Aura

6

Time Ghosting Your Brain Rot with Aura Maxxed Meme Beams

7

Checking on the Old Bag After a Night of Candy Corn and Old English

8

The Etsy Economy Runs on Rocktopi and Prayers You Can Buy

9

Looksmaxxing Won't Save Vampires From Being Dusty Try-Hards

10

Signing Up on Meetup.com at the Gas Station to Meet People From the Gas Station

11

Skip Gooning and Try Old Manning at Lowe's

12

Finding Joy by Nerfing Yourself into the Diamond League of Life

13

Beat Inflation by Hoarding Pennies and Swallowing Gum

14

The Lost Art of Wiping Butts

15

John Denver Will Be KPop in 2030

16

Escaping the Ground News Propaganda Machine to Watch Worms Eat Trash

17

Kenny Rogers Lied to Me

18

Curing Bunions with CRISPR and Launching Newt Gingrich into Space in 2026

19

Letting It Rip To Stir Your Loved Ones

20

The Old Neighborhood Dog Strategy For Retirement

21

Gooning to Plato's Allegory of the Cave

22

Dungeons and Dragons Cured My Dyslexia But Now I Worship Satan and Married to a Frog Woman

23

AI Relationships are Emotional Gloryholes

24

Your Cereal Consumption is a Crime Against Breakfast

25

On Being A Seriously Professional Robot While Having a Good Time

26

The Frankensteinian Troubles with Rotting Flesh

27

The Scars of Nature in the Southern US

28

Your Effervescence can not Wake Me Up Inside

29

Do People Named Reginald Power Wash Their Own House?

30

Consuming Energy Drinks and Cigarettes to Max Out on My Gym Lift Bro

31

Did Jake Paul Fight a Fetus

32

The Well Oiled Machine of AI Slop

33

Females can be Bald Too

34

The Illusion of Strategy

35

Your Next YouTube Channel Idea

36

Why Are We Still Talking About Epstein

37

The Tesla Porn Bot and the BD Battle Bot

38

For People Who Need the Sun to get Things Done

39

A Minecraft-y Glaze

40

Its Hard Being An Alpha in the Streets Today

41

The Internet is Bad and You Know It

42

The Eternal Grift

43

Don't be an Ignorant

44

The World Serves Its Own Needs

45

Time is Fun When You Are Having Flies

46

My Favorite Letter is "Arrr"

47

Judgement

48

Modern Homesteading

49

Low Wages v. High Debt