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Total Sidebar — 51 episodes

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Episode 148: Fill Up That Pita Bread, Call Out That Terrible Parking Job, and Let's All Take An Uber With Tiger!

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Episode 147: Vote Out That Groundhog, Load Up Those Cocoa Puffs, and Let's All Have a Pee-Gasm!

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Episode 146: Kick Off That Road Trip, Ignore That Personal Trainer, and Let's All Hug Picklaus Cage!

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Episode 145: Turn Off That Dateline Episode, Throw Away That Germ-Magnet Sponge, and Let's All Barf On A Celebrity!

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Episode 144: Yell At That Ice Maker, Insult That Relative, and Let's All Scarf Down Some Schfood!

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Episode 143: Whiten Up Those Yellow Teeth, Wear That Broken Wristwatch, and Let's All Watch A Guy Fix Something!

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Episode 142: Mop Up The Spilled Milk, Say No To Toddler Parties, and Let's All NOT Sing at the Campfire!

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Episode 141: Ditch That Kebab, Slide Into Those Merrills, and Let's All Bring On The Freon!

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Episode 140: Slurp Down That Iced Tea, Wipe Off That Ketchup Smear, and Let's All Live In A Bear Cave!

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Episode 139: Step On Those Legos, Forget About That Cold Plunge, and Let's All Hijack a Parade Float!

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Episode 138: Plug In Those Cornrows, Fire Up That Bellydance, and Let's All Eat Stale Peeps!

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Episode 137: Pick Up That Hula Hoop, Outswim Those Piranhas, and Let's All Marry Our Cumins!

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Episode 136: Jump On That Vespa, Fry Up That Tuna Melt, and Let's All Uncap Some Acorns!

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Episode 135: Make Like a Tree, Stockpile Those Snowballs, and Let's Start The New Year Right

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Episode 134: Jump In That Volcano, Take Off Those Damp Pants, and Let's Get Super Wishy-Washy

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Episode 133: Twist That Allen Wrench, Put On That Leopard Print, and Let's All Eat Mushy Stuffing

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Episode 132: Try On That Puffy Coat, Load Up That Candy Corn, and Let's All Down Some Jen & Tonics!

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Episode 131: Chew Those Pepitas, Hand Out Those Filberts, and Let's All Pass The Yo-Yo Exam!

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Episode 130: Jump That Pommel Horse, Dodge That Bird Poop, and Let's All Hang With Snoop!

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Episode 129: Chug That Syrup, Slow Dance To That Fast Song, and Let's All Drink Irish Car Bombs!

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Episode 128: Fly Off Of That Hammock, Pickle Those Cucumbers, and Let's All Wear Olympic Condoms!

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Episode 127: Stomp On That Ant Colony, Trim Back That Pixie Cut, and Let's All Run From The Pythons!

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Episode 126: Put On That Parachute, Don't Touch That Netty Pot, and Let's All Track Down The Funky Bunch!

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Episode 125: Mark Up That White Board, Chew On That Dried Fruit, and Let's Get a Tom Cruise Cake!

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Episode 124: Jump On That Jet Ski, Plug In That Nose Ring, and Let's All Fire Up The Dream Machine!

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Episode 123: Give Up That Ice Cream Cake, Strap On Those Platform Shoes, and Let's All Be Caitlin Clark!

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Episode 122: Shut Off That Fitness App, Fight Off That Brain Freeze, and Let's All Fire Up The Paper Cutters!

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Episode 121: Knock Back That Mouthwash, Pass Me The Funyuns, and Let's Make Gifts at the Penal Colony!

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Episode 120: Pull On Your Mitten-Gloves, Open Up Your Book of Lifesavers, and Let's All Spit On-Stage!

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Episode 119: Chew Up That Candy Corn, Weave In Those Extensions, and Let's All Party With Ghosts

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Episode 118: Pin On Your Kilt, Strap On Your Tuba, and Let's All Munch a Banana Peel!

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Episode 117: Belt Up Your Trench Coat, Style Up Your Bouffant, and Let's Tattoo Our Face on Our Face!

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Episode 116: It's Another Repisode! We're wrapping up our summer break with a tasty blast from the past - did someone say "candy cigarette??"

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Episode 115: It's a Repisode! Take a summer break and enjoy one of our favorite vintage selections. Remember the Goat discussion???

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Episode 114: Fry Up Those Sardines, Help Florida Secede, and Let's All Lounge With The Pandas!

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Episode 113: Slice Up That Club Sandwich, Slide Down a Rainbow, and Let's All Dock the Yacht!

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Episode 112: Put On That Mermaid Bra, Chomp on Those Fritos, and Let's All Date Some Steves!

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Episode 111: Slide Into That Bathrobe, Avoid That Hairless Cat, and Let's All Head to MILF Manor!

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Episode 110: Put On Those Polka Dots, Dial Up That Boy Toy, and Let's All Jump Some Bones!

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Episode 109: Spoon Up That Marshmallow Fluff, Jump Aboard That Great Dane, and Let's All Ride Home on Dragons!

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Episode 108: Stockpile That Valentine Candy, Kick Out Those Bitchy Roommates, and Let's All Pick On Rihanna!

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Episode 107: Pass the Fried Chicken, Throw Out Your Loofah, and Let's All Pick on Tom Hanks!

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Episode 106: Whip Up That Chex Mix, Clean Up That Toxic Waste, and Let's All Wear Corsets to Work!

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Episode 105: Head For The Far Side, Air Out Those Stinky Uggs and Let's All Party in Your Penthouse!

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Episode 104: Put On Your Melon-head, Dig Out Those Sex Toys, and Let's All Ride a Cowboy!

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Episode 103: Pick Them Apples, Shuck That Candy Corn, and Let's Christian Mingle!

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Episode 102: Boil That Broccoli, Sniff That Cinnamon, and Let's All Date Hugh Grant!

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Episode 101: Water That Cactus, Peel Off That Facial Mask, and Let's All Be Hot Lumberjacks!

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Episode 100: Let's Live Til 100 So We Can Make 100 More of These Damn Things!

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Episode 99: Get Out of That Tanning Booth, Set Up That Tablescape, and Pass the Crab Rangoons!

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Episode 98: Pack Your Cigs For Paris, Turn Down The Soccer, and Let's Get Judgey In The Elevator!