All Episodes - Two Drunks and a Toddler
Three friends. Two are drunk. One is sober. What could go wrong?
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You Weren't Supposed to Hear This
Throughout the first season of Two Drunks and a Toddler, Holden would often hit record without telling anyone, resulting in some hilarious outtakes. A Random Text-to-Speech Voice (previously featured in S1E6) guest hosts this special bonus episode as we share some bits you never got to hear and close the book on your mom's favorite podcast. Long live Marmaduke.Find us on social media: @twodrunkspodMusic featured in the episode:"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
We're a Bunch of Assholes!
Your favorite podcast is back with a brand new season! In our season 2 premiere, we talk about what we did over the summer, find out who's an asshole, and try to sell you some special TD&T merch!Find us on social media: @twodrunkspodMusic featured in the episode:"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
A Look Back: The Season One Finale
We've made it to episode ten, and we're calling it quits... until next season. On our season one finale, we're looking back at our favorite moments from the show so far, as well as answering questions from our listeners.Find us on social media: @twodrunkspodMusic featured in the episode:"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
F**K! What's That Song Again? (Part 2 of 2)
Episode 9 is a two-parter (not on purpose), and we're playing a fun game called "F**K! What's That Song Again?", which involves Alyce and Ryan drunkenly trying to guess the names of songs provided by our listeners.Find us on social media: @twodrunkspodMusic featured in the episode:"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Plus all the other songs that we're too lazy to list here. We don't claim ownership of those songs in any way.Check out Holden's cover of "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" with Ben Brewer: https://holdencmusic.bandcamp.com/track/always-look-on-the-bright-side-of-life-from-monty-pythons-spamalot
F**K! What's That Song Again? (Part 1 of 2)
Episode 9 is a two-parter (not on purpose), and we're playing a fun game called "F**K! What's That Song Again?", which involves Alyce and Ryan drunkenly trying to guess the names of songs provided by our listeners.Find us on social media: @twodrunkspodMusic featured in the episode:"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Plus all the other songs that we're too lazy to list here. We don't claim ownership of those songs in any way.Check out Holden's cover of "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" with Ben Brewer: https://holdencmusic.bandcamp.com/track/always-look-on-the-bright-side-of-life-from-monty-pythons-spamalot
Fan Fiction with Holden x Ryan x Alyce x Y/N (EXPLICIT)
WARNING: this episode contains sexually explicit material and is intended for mature audiences only.For our eighth episode, Ryan suggested something horrible: reading Wattpad fan fiction. Thanks Ryan!Find us on social media: @twodrunkspodMusic featured in the episode:"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Say Amen (Saturday Night)" by Panic! At the DiscoWe do not claim ownership of this track. "Say Amen (Saturday Night)" is property of WMG/Fueled by Ramen/Atlantic Records.
A Netflix Original Slime Tutorial: THE PROM
Wear something nice and get those nails done, because you're our date to The Prom! On episode seven, we watch Ryan Murphy's film adaptation of the Tony-nominated Broadway musical and give our thoughts afterwards (Spoiler Alert: we talk way too much about Andrew Rannells).Find us on social media: @twodrunkspodMusic featured in the episode:"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Gooses Don't Milk: A Drunk Timeline of The Princess Bride
On episode six, we watch the classic 1987 film The Princess Bride. But first, we try our best to piece together the plot from memory.Find us on social media: @twodrunkspodMusic featured in the episode:"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Seriously Scary Ghost Stories with Uncle Björt
On our fifth episode, we're reading some terrifying ghost stories, sharing our paranormal experiences, and reading CreepyPastas. Musical Guest: Grace VanderWaal (not that one).Find us on social media: @twodrunkspodMusic featured in the episode:"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Drunk Trivia Part II: The Squeakquel
On our fourth episode, Ryan tests Holden and Alyce's knowledge on topics such as musicals, serial killers, and Marmaduke, using some very special questions that he wrote while drunk.Find us on social media: @twodrunkspodMusic featured in the episode:"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Local Forecast - Slower by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3988-local-forecast---slowerLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
A Hijacker, A Beatle, and the Geico Gecko: Conspiracy Theories with Holden, Ryan, and Alyce
Is Flo from the Progressive ads actually an "alien god queen"? Did Sir Paul McCartney actually die in 1966? Who was behind the Max Headroom Incident of 1987?On this episode, we're taking a look at some will conspiracy theories and attempting to debunk them.Find us on social media: @twodrunkspodMusic featured in the episode:"The X-Files" by Mark SnowAudio found at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sahAbxq8WPw"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Dolls Are Scary
For this episode, we watched the scariest horror film known to man. No, it's not Cats. It's Annabelle: Creation! Find us on social media: @twodrunkspodMusic featured in the episode:"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Night on the Docks - Sax by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4129-night-on-the-docks---saxLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Drunk Trivia!
On our first episode, we're stepping into the Wayback machine for some trivia about the 80s, 90s, and 00s!Find us on social media: @twodrunkspodMusic featured in this episode:"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Teaser
This is Two Drunks and a Toddler. Join us for deep conversations, fun games, and commentary for films/TV shows. Oh yeah, and two of us are gonna be really, really drunk.Music featured in this episode:"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/