All Episodes

98: There Were No Ramekins

97: I’m Feeling A Bit Squiffy

96: Magic Beans

95: Bother Me Anatomically

94: Secrete Yellow Ooze From Their Knees

93: A Playdate In The Back Room of Ann Summers

92: You Do Realise You Can Take The Discs Out

91: Slippers Go Under Defeat

90: One Lukewarm Pant

89: Take a Shilling

88: Glorious Banana Portal

87: Harvest Dune

86: Roblox Social Engineering and Other Pursuits

85: My First Brand New Chainsaw

84: Old Men Who Repeat Themselves

83: I Don’t Need Your Stinkin’ Uncharted Games

82: Push Me Pull You

81: Please Be Good Please Be Good Please Be Good

80: That’s Called Cabbaging Them

79: How Many Polygons Do You Need For A Cloaca?

78.5: A New Year History Lesson

78: A Very Gamey Game

77: Boot Soup

76: Truth of Poo

75: Anime as Butts

74: Not in With the Halo Kids

73: E E E. E E-E-E

72: The Passion of the Christ, In Zelda

71: Uncomfortable With My Inner Child

70: When the Duolingo Owl Comes For You At Midnight

69: Nice

68: One Handsome Dog

67: Take You Out

66: Traditional Christmas Potatoes

65: In the Corner, Cranking Away

64: Caesarion Section

63: Fishing of the Dead

62: Aperture Hand Job

61: Skyrim in Space

60: What is Britain? A Miserable Pile of Secrets

59: This is a Job for… The Senate

58: Bum Related Games

57: Photorealistic Horse Testicles

56: If We’d Done It Earlier We’d Have Missed The Sony News

55: No More Christmas Podcasts

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54: Killing the Population of Halifax

53: Robotic Reggie Perrin

52: Tub of Lard

51: Surprise Bacon

50: In Your Eyeholes

49: Bobby Kotick’s Hitman

48: The Worst Fake British Accent

47: Doug Bowser’s Relevant Equipment

46: 36 Pence Blood on the Sand

45: Undiscovering Locations I Haven’t Undiscovered

44: Destiny 2 is Basically In The Night Garden

43: Making The Rules Up As You Go Along

42: Animal Crossing is Basically Destiny

41: Why Don’t They Squirt Games At Me

40: Unfortunately It Doesn’t Have Holly Valance In It

39: Landing an Airbus in the Queen’s Garden

38: Adjust Your Flaps

37: Massive White Waffle Iron

36: Fallout, With Blackjack and Hookers

35: The Only Way Is Xbox

34: Just Eggs

33: Leyton Orient – Is That a Football Team?

32: Filed Under History and Education

31: Perfectly Acceptable Thing to Find at CES

30: Ryo’s Dirty Pocket

29: Poundshop Garfield

28: Reflecting and Reminiscing

27: Do You Have Fully Simulated Hip Movement

26: Where the Grass is Green and the Girls Are Pretty

25: Monumental Waste of Bandwidth

24: E3 2019 and Other Numbers

23: Randy Pitchfork, £20

22: Banana Near A Tomato

21: Bum Stimulator

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