10. Time: The Inconsolable Hulk

We watch "Time," in which the boys awake to find they have no memory of the night before, and there's a strange woman in their house! These ominous events are preceded by a priceless parody of Dallas, at the time an unbelievably popular primetime soap opera about a Texas oil family. We discuss the TV shows we watched as kids (a list which does not include Dallas), the model for Jeff's portrayal of Felix in The Odd Couple, and the peculiar dignity of the professional title "murderess." For better or worse, this is probably the horniest Young Ones episode, but that's not saying much. We keep it pretty clean, though you do hear some more about our grade school crushes, and the surprising connection of one of mine to...the primetime soap Dallas. Time is a flat circle.