117 "I Think We Should Have Sex"

Um, yeah, the title of this episode kind of tells you a lot. Matt and Julie are looking to take things to the next level... Buddy is looking to take things back a few levels with Ma Collette. Pa Riggins is looking to take his criminal record to the next level. Coach is looking to level up Tami's underwear game until he finds out those provocative undies are his daughter's.  Josh and Anthony talk about all that and literally every other topic you can possibly conceive of. A lot of that gets cut out, but seriously. Semi-colons, MORE on Anthony's Tinder career, Anthony's short career in condom marketing, having the talk with their parents, mp3 players, tattoos, some heartfelt reflections on parenting strategies, malt liquor alcohol content, Anthony's HIGH regard for Jennifer Garner, and honestly I'm just going to stop listing our tangents because WOW things got out of hand.  All that, plus the Coach Taylor Inspo-Rating, the Julie Taylor Hate-O-Meter, Tim Riggins Beer Tally, Buddy Garrity Sleazeball Move of the Week, the Alamo Freeze presents the Matt Saracen Aw Shucks Goofus Maloofus moment of the week, the quote of the week, and much, much, MUUUUCH MORE.