147 Worlds Fell Without’a Fight Until the Hegemony Faced Earth HFY

Supreme commander Vex stood aboard the flagship, reading through the files on earth, a type I civilization, seven billion people, 195 separate governments, all squabbling with each other. The reply came quickly, not from a leader, but from a man who introduced himself as Dave from Melbourne. No one had ever simply refused before, thinking the human didn't understand. The final two hours were filled with speeches from every nation, each one insisting they would never, ever surrender, each trying to outdo the others in boldness. Defeated, the hegemony withdrew, leaving Earth behind with a new classification, unconquerable, not because of weapons, but because of what their records now called acute cultural insanity, the official advice, avoided all costs, Earth celebrated the victory with a massive party.