409 – “Three Girls and a Snooki”

Sorry we missed last week!  That’s the problem with working with rookie podcasters… Actually, I had my 5 year old over, and our recording process is not kid-friendly, to say the least. MTV describes the episode thusly:  “Snooki is devastated over her big fight with Jionni, and decides to take a break from the relationship. Mike thinks it’s finally his chance to win her over, but it’s someone else who ends up comforting her. Meanwhile, Deena has a pregnancy scare.”  We say: “WTF?” A.Ron ponders whether Snooki has real, recognizable human emotions, Charismatic asserts her authority, and Nicky laws down the law.  Vinnie sexually assaults Deena, Snooki sexually assaults half of Italy, and no charges are filed.  Deena gets hysterically pregnant, Mike swoops in on Snooki, but Vinnie’s the one that scores.