54: The HaLearnDay Extravaganza! 2023

It's the HaLearnDays!  The time of year when we share gifts of fun facts from us and friends of the show!Support us with a Max Fun Membership!Join our Discord!We also learn about: I wish Katie and Alex were real, pooping every 20 minutes, a human creates 320 pounds of poop a year, when I think about dangerous, “when I think of dangerous bird boop”, cube pooped saves on the poly count, poopin and pleasin, Watching the Sky and Thinking a Thought, smuggling instruments to space, sonic boooooms, this is obviously a Caroline gift, The National Christmas Tree Association, liberals want you to burn your christmas trees, the ACTA is very different from the NCTA, bury me with my artificial tree  in a cemetery under an artificial lawn, rudely scrutinizing a gift from Hank, Caroline’s read The Grinch who Re-tabulated a Fact they Got, $25 Barns & Noble Gift Card, Caroline and Ella negotiate money from Tom, identifying unwrapped baked goods in Japan, hot cross buns and melanoma, Ella Laterals us, British Scorpios can’t give blood in the US, we all definitely remember Ella was born in Germany, “destroying” cows, Janet pulled out all the stops with the science, vibrissae, wash bears, Ella ones up her fly sperm fact with Kangaroo Vaginas, whaaat’s the deal with the third vagina, false cloaca, kangaroos can house 3 kids at the same time, Ella’s in her kangaroo vagina era, our first favorite Tom piss on pity, running over Christ Tarrant’s foot, plougs and shootouts, should all our fun facts be forgot and days of old lang syne.Sources:Goose PoopGoose Poop 2 Electric BoogalooHow much do human poop?Why do geese poop so much?Wombat PoopGuiness World Records on First Song in SpacePavel PopovychNasa Wakeup Calls HistorySmithsonian Mag on Schirra & StaffordHarmonica from GeminiCleo's Video on Supersonic FlightSoil Association: Real VS FakeWashington Post: Are Real or Artificial Christmas Trees Better for the Environment?NOAA Sperm Whale InfoUN FAO Data on Human Seafood ConsumptionLower Estimate of Whale PopulationHigher Estimate of Whale PopulationSabrina's RomCom VideoPeople: When Harry Met SallyNew Yorker: The Pastry AI That Learned to Fight CancerVarsity: What do Bread and Cancer Cells Have in Common?FDA Blood Donation BanUTexas on Raccoon BrainsRaccoon Brains Compared to Other AnimalsPGC on Raccoons1963 Paper on DabblingKangaroos have 3 vaginasBob the Fish Video Essay on ITV TelethonBarbara Lisicki "The Day we Pissed on Pity"NDACA on the Block Telethon ProtestDisabled People's Archive on Block Telethon Thanks to everyone who participated in this year's MaxFunDrive! Still want to get in on the action? Follow this link to support this show (and get in on our limited-time keychain sale to benefit the Center for Constitutional Rights): https://maximumfun.org/joinlearn