689: What Would Dave Do?

AI influencers with Down syndrome are selling nudes; Tesla’s Autopilot crashes into a cartoon wall while 46,000 Cybertrucks get recalled; ICE ramps up creepy surveillance; OpenAI’s copyright grab faces pushback; California might hand AI to Big Tech on a silver platter; BYD dunks on Tesla with lightning-fast EV charging; White Trash Wins Lotto returns; Max kills the Looney Tunes; Apple gets sued, Amazon spies harder, and Roku pushes autoplay ads; Dave geeks out on keyboards like it’s 1994.Sponsors:DeleteMe - Head over to JoinDeleteMe.com/GOG and use the code "GOG" for 20% off.Private Internet Access - Go to GOG.Show/vpn and sign up today. For a limited time only, you can get OUR favorite VPN for as little as $2.03 a month.SetApp - With a single monthly subscription you get 240+ apps for your Mac. Go to SetApp and get started today!!!1Password - Get a great deal on the only password manager recommended by Grumpy Old Geeks! gog.show/1passwordShow notes at https://gog.show/689FOLLOW UPPeople Are Using AI to Create Influencers With Down Syndrome Who Sell NudesHuman Intelligence Sharply DecliningCan You Fool A Self Driving Car?Tesla Autopilot drives into Wile E Coyote fake road wall in camera vs lidar testTesla recalls more than 46,000 Cybertrucks over a faulty exterior panelIN THE NEWSThe 200+ Sites an ICE Surveillance Contractor is MonitoringCISA scrambles to contact fired employees after court rules layoffs ‘unlawful’Director of rural broadband program exits with a warning about shift to ‘worse’ satellite internetThe court rejects Elon’s latest attempt to slow OpenAI downThe Unbelievable Scale of AI’s Pirated-Books ProblemCalifornia’s A.B. 412: A Bill That Could Crush Startups and Cement A Big Tech AI MonopolyOpenAI declares AI race “over” if training on copyrighted works isn’t fair useChina's EV champ BYD reveals super-fast charging that leaves Tesla eating dustMEDIA CANDYWHITE TRASH WINS LOTTOAndy Prieboy talks 'White Trash Wins Lotto'Spotify's latest custom playlist highlights artists with upcoming shows in your areaOddly catchy remix of Hootie & the Blowfish singing to The Smiths' music (video)From the World of John Wick: Ballerina (2025) New TrailerBallerina‘s New Trailer Teases a John Wick Showdown for the AgesMoana 2Mythic QuestThe White LotusDaredevilThe Wheel of Time Season 3Max Removes the Rest of the Original Looney Tunes CartoonsSpectrum is finally offering a streaming-only subscription for DodgersNew ‘Starship Troopers’ Movie in the Works from ‘District 9’ Filmmaker Neill Blomkamp (Exclusive)Mark Cuban Shares the Dumbest Video Ever Uploaded to BlueskySeveranceSeverance: The Lexington LetterAPPS & DOODADSApple hit with lawsuit over 'false advertising' of Apple Intelligence featuresMacWhisper ProAmazon’s Echo will send all voice recordings to the cloud, starting March 28Roku testing auto-play video ads before loading the home screenSetApp THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVEDave BittnerThe CyberWireHacking HumansCaveatControl LoopOnly Malware in the Buildingthe SenecaApple Extended Keyboard IISee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.