707: Someone Spilled the Tea

While Brian frolics somewhere in the Pacific Northwest, Jason brings in cyber-sleuth Dave Bittner for a jam-packed episode covering everything from Gen X’s slow descent into obscurity to furries, feds, and face-scanning your way into porn. The guys start with a salute to the late, great Tom Lehrer—a math nerd with a piano and zero tolerance for BS—before diving into the avalanche of cyber screwups plaguing today’s digital circus.The biggest spill? The so-called “safe” dating app Tea just doxxed its entire user base—because who needs privacy when you’ve got bad Firebase settings from 2017? Meanwhile, teens are befriending chatbots, Microsoft is issuing pink slips via PowerPoint, and Meta might be training its AI on stolen porn. Add in farmers installing turnstiles in the Dolomites to keep influencers off their grass, age verification laws that Norman Reedus can bypass with a JPEG, and Tesla diners turning into 24/7 neighbor hellscapes, and yeah—it’s just another week on the internet.If you’re a Gen Xer feeling invisible, underpaid, and over it, congrats—you’re not alone. This episode is a full buffet of schadenfreude, digital paranoia, and good old-fashioned grump. Pour a cup of whatever’s not boiling, and tune in for the roast. Tom Lehrer would’ve approved.Sponsors:DeleteMe - Head over to JoinDeleteMe.com/GOG and use the code "GOG" for 20% off.Private Internet Access - Go to GOG.Show/vpn and sign up today. For a limited time only, you can get OUR favorite VPN for as little as $2.03 a month.SetApp - With a single monthly subscription you get 240+ apps for your Mac. Go to SetApp and get started today!!!1Password - Get a great deal on the only password manager recommended by Grumpy Old Geeks! gog.show/1passwordShow notes at https://gog.show/708FOLLOW UPWhy Gen X is the real loser generationTeens say they are turning to AI for friendshipIN THE NEWSHackers steal images from women's dating safety app that vets menHackers leak 13,000 user photos and IDs from the Tea app, designed as a women's safe spaceTea dating app disables direct messaging as it investigates data breachThe Tea App Data Breach: What Was Exposed and What We Know About the Class Action LawsuitTea App's Second Breach: 1.1 Million Private Messages Exposed in ...The Tea App Breach: A Catastrophic Privacy Failure in the Quest for ...Tea App Leak: What's Going on With the 4chan Tea App Data ...Tea app hacked: 13,000 photos leaked after 4chan call to actionThe Tea app hack explained – how a data breach spilled thousands of photos from the top free US app, and what to doWomen are reporting bad men on this app. Here’s the legal tea on the app called TeaMajor Security Breach at Tea App Exposes Sensitive User DataThe dating app that doxxed 72,000 women... - YouTubeTea app fallout worsens as leaked selfies used in rating site, online ...Two data breaches in one week on social media site TeaDating safety app Tea suspends messaging after hack - BBCFirst Came Tea. Then Came the Male Rage.The Tea App Data Breach: What Was Exposed and What We Know ...How Tea’s data breach became a brand momentTea app takes messaging system offline after security breachTea app hacked as women's photos, IDs & even DMs leaked onlineMicrosoft Releases List of Jobs Most and Least Likely to Be Replaced by AICopyright Lawsuit Accuses Meta of Pirating Adult Films for AI TrainingFed-up Italian farmers set up mountain turnstiles to charge access to Instagram hot spotsGrumpy Old Geeks recommend Private Internet AccessThe Age-Gated Internet Is HereSocial media age verification laws in the United States - WikipediaAll the loopholes people are using to get past the Online Safety ActAge Verification Laws Send VPN Use Soaring—and Threaten the Open InternetThe UK's new age-gating rules are easy to bypass - The VergeHow Minors Bypass Age Verification: 6 Common Methods to Watch ...Age Verification in the United States: Insights from the Open ...Age-Verification Evasion in 2025: How Minors Outsmart ... - Shufti ProExploring Privacy-Preserving Age Verification: A Close Look at Zero-Knowledge ProofsWhat to know about online age verification laws | AP NewsUS State age verification laws for adult content – AVPAAge verification tools on adult websites bypassed in secondsAge Verification - The Heritage FoundationAge Verification Bill Tracker - Free Speech CoalitionOnline Pornography Age Verification Laws by US State - KindbridgeOnline Age Verification Laws Could Do More Harm Than GoodUK probes 34 porn sites under new age-check rulesHow to Bypass US Porn Ban and Age Verification Laws - CybernewsWhy I Emphatically Oppose Online Age Verification MandatesReady or not, age verification is rolling out across the internetTesla partly liable in Florida Autopilot trial, jury awards $200M punitive damagesChatGPT users shocked to learn their chats were in Google search resultsLiving Next To Tesla Diner Is 'Absolute Hell,' Neighbors SaySongs and Lyrics by Tom LehrerTHE DARK SIDE WITH DAVEDave BittnerThe CyberWireHacking HumansCaveatControl LoopOnly Malware in the BuildingFurries and SecurityTom Lehrer was the face of the real 1950sTom Lehrer Full Copenhagen PerformanceThe delightful story of a prank Tom Leher played on the NSAPeter SchickeleInsta360 X5The History of Hollywood's Large Format Film Cameras!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.