821 - Fingo Bango

• Ad read for BudDocs and how telemedicine works for Florida cannabis cards
• TJ Miller stays for Friday Free Show and praises show's Tribe-style intro
• Talk of high school cliques, "chunga" wives, and early hip-hop vs. grunge
• Riff Raff and Beyoncé blending genres, rap-country crossover
• TJ forgot to promote "A Billion Pennies" charity for late friend Pat Bryce
• Pat Bryce remembered as brilliant comic, solid guy, loyal friend
• Chicago comedy roots: Kumail, Pete Holmes, Bronger, Canane
• Pat's iconic penny joke and scholarship at University of Dayton
• TJ compares Tom and Dan's vibe to Pat's kindness and humor
• TJ hangs out post-show; Kanye West's banned track sparks debate
• Criticism of Kanye's antisemitism, trash sneakers, dark web song
• Kanye compared to Trump, Kaufman, and provocateurs
• Lyrics rhyme "Twitter" with "Hitler"; debate over shock vs. art
• TJ reads Mein Kampf to understand propaganda
• Discussion on Jewish storytelling and Kanye normalizing hate
• Hosts reaffirm support for Jewish community
• Manson's 90s Nazi imagery and the line between art and offense
• Seth Petruzelli arrives; jokes about his cowboy party outfit
• Tom and Seth's friendly rivalry and fitness talk
• Ad read for Streamline Mortgage with Brian Zimel
• Maisie teases Tom for standing straighter and looking less old
• Dan's love language is giving friends shit
• Seth involved in car crash in Tracy's BMW with daughter Vera
• Contractor horror stories: stolen meds, failed projects, bad referrals
• Seth's renovation woes: rats, dirt mounds, broken deals
• Dan compares house project patience to hip surgery recovery
• Joke about Seth offering turtles with house; Vera loves feeding them
• Dojo belt testing and jokes about becoming a shihan
• Listeners missed Seth; he opens up about wanting to be liked
• Tom and Dan debate authenticity vs. performance
• Seth gifts hippo toys; Tom's daughter texts him daily while pooping
• Seth shares photo of lap poop moment with his own daughter
• Debate on kids discovering parents' wild pasts
• Tommy wants a Spencer's curse pillow; Seth offers to buy it
• Hollerbach's ad: Chef Pat, Sofas and Suds, family-friendly events
• Seth's showing goes badly; buyer hates the house
• Dan reflects on Maisie growing up; Tom wants his kids to stay little
• Listener email about Brad Meltzer and Alex Jones
• Discussion on fame, fear-marketing, and right-wing media
• Kids dying in media normalized post-Walking Dead

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• Terrifier mentioned for handling kid violence offscreen
• Seth's tense call with Swedish homebuyer
• Listener asks if they take illness precautions
• Dan blames alcohol for low immunity; kids bring home germs
• Pandemic mask etiquette and Japanese norms discussed
• Joke about "hot tub and mini fridge variant"
• Tom doesn't grease hitch balls; uses T-Rex vanity cap
• Question about guest dating an 18-year-old sparks debate
• Seth jokes about old-person blowjobs and marriage dynamics
• Babysitter possibly becoming nanny; dojo succession talk
• Lululemon named to appeal to Asian markets
• Plug for Seth's dojo: karateoforlando.com
• Martial arts trend critiques: sand, balloons, fake feats
• Seth wore kung fu outfits to school and stored weapons in locker
• Tried showing ritual suicide video at Christian school
• Teases story about finding biological family via Instagram
• Final jokes about Seth's grandpa dying of ass cancer