A Virtual Lesbian Simulator and 62 Million Sex Pests

Episode SummaryFriday’s show kicks off with social media hysteria over a supposed 62 million-man rape academy, spirals into audio porn for tiny-penised sons, detours through a VR lesbian simulator, and somehow lands in Texas with a prostitution ring allegedly built for horny cops. Just a nice, normal end to the week.62 million visits to a filthy porn site somehow get rebranded online as 62 million American men attending rape school, because no one can read and everyone wants the scariest version of the headline.Tim imagines Rape Academy as a deranged 1980s sex-pest comedy, complete with hijinks, roofies, and a theme song that absolutely should not be as catchy as it is.Goon Dad enters the scene with race-play, dad-domination, tiny penis encouragement, and enough whispered depravity to make everyone involved need therapy.Lesbian Simulator arrives in virtual reality so straight people can apparently do homework about queer identity while earning carabiners in a stylized neon dyke universe.Texas cops allegedly kept a private prostitution pipeline running for years, proving once again that some people will absolutely never arrest the guy paying for the service.Lesbian Simulator gets the full side-eye as a Quest VR experience where players explore lesbian life, coming out, dating, and self-discovery in what sounds suspiciously like edutainment with flannel energy.Tim remains unconvinced that straight men need a headset to figure out whether they like pussy, but appreciates the game’s commitment to turning identity into what feels a lot like social studies homework.Jada Pinkett Smith resurfaces to explain, once again, that publicly discussing her affair was somehow an act of love and protection toward Will Smith, who continues to suffer simply by being attached to this woman.The latest confession conveniently coincides with more memoir promotion, because every emotional wound in that marriage apparently doubles as marketing copy.In Godley, Texas, a husband-and-wife duo allegedly ran a long-term prostitution operation that catered to local police officers, because the easiest way to avoid getting busted is apparently to make the law your client base.Ashley Ketcherside, who denied being involved despite prior prostitution convictions and rates allegedly reaching $1,000 an hour, is now facing racketeering charges alongside her husband.The whole thing gets even filthier with burner phones, corruption probes, blackmail-worthy intel, and the realization that the city’s sex-education committee once had a former hooker helping shape the curriculum.Join the Sideshow for exclusive episodes, support the madness, and get more Distorted View at distortedview.com.Episode HighlightsOpening ChaosInternet Panic & Rape Academy MathPorn Goblins & Virtual Identity Homework️ Distorted NewsListener InteractionSupport the Show