Bloodsucking fiends by Christopher Moore

This excerpt, "Bloodsucking Fiends - A Love Story," is a novel by Christopher Moore that centers on Jody, a woman inexplicably turned into a vampire after an attack in San Francisco. She quickly discovers her new abilities, including enhanced senses and strength, and her inability to eat or drink human food. The narrative also introduces Tommy, a budding writer from Indiana who relocates to San Francisco and finds himself sharing unusual accommodations and a job with a colorful group of coworkers called "the Animals." Their lives intertwine as Jody navigates her vampiric existence while Tommy, initially unaware of her true nature, supports her and helps her adapt, leading to a complex and dangerous romance amidst a city seemingly unaware of the supernatural happenings within its limits.