Booty Revolt

Colokum Craft CoffeeUse the Promo Code [WSMG15] For 15% of any purchase through June 2026Boomer Bunker DischordBecome a Bunker DwellerAaron KickstarterHelp Aaron with his Spicy Kickstarter539 Booty RevoltNATIONAL DAY - NATIONAL ENGLISH MUFFIN DAY BIRTHDAY - JOHN CENA (1977–STILL LIVING) – WWE SUPERSTAR / ACTOR THIS DAY IN HISTORY - 2005 FIRST YOUTUBE VIDEO (“ME AT THE ZOO”) IS UPLOADEDTHE GREAT SHORTS BETRAYAL: WHEN YOUR PANTS QUIT BEFORE YOU DOMen’s shorts have entered their “stretch era,” replacing structured fabric with flexible blends built for comfort. The downside? These shorts rely more on body shape than structure to stay up. For men without much in the back, that means a constant fight with gravity. Belts don’t fix it—they make it worse, bunching the waist and creating an uneven, uncomfortable fit. The result is a common problem: shorts that either slide down or squeeze tight, with no middle ground.Let’s be honest… these shorts weren’t built for all of us. Somewhere along the line, they assumed we all have the build of a Greek statue. I’m out here built like a folding chair, trying to keep my shorts up like it’s a full-time job. The belt? Just turns the front into an accordion while the back gives up. I don’t wear a belt for style anymore—I wear it for survival. One wrong step and we’ve got a situation. At this point, I’m not asking for fashion… just something that stays up without turning my waist into a stress test.-----SHOW CREDITS:Thank you to my co-host, Ken Madden of MaddK StudioAudio credits and Producer Jason Radosevich Horrible DesignsCast: Kate the Duchess of NJ and John Jamingo of theBoomer BunkerAaron of I had to Say itBoomer Bob of the Boomer Bob ShowLorenzo from Misanthrope Radio 2.0Cody the Beard as the Last Word.Supporters:Steve McShane of the Razor Wire NewsJosh Roberts from New Hampshireand you can always leave a comment by email: [email protected]