Broadcasters Mispronouncing Names R Rudely Dumb

Do you have a name that people regularly mispronounce or mishear? Somehow, Sean does, despite the very easy spelling of his name. This regularly happens with NFL broadcasters and analysts, who will routinely mispronounce and sometimes even add or eliminate syllables to names.  Sean's dad also recently discovered the East/West Bowl sketch from Key and Peele. We wish we could go back in time to the first time we watched that video, because it is truly glorious.  Meanwhile, Sean is very busy with his pickleball league. It's not going well. Plus, a silly hockey cliche about leads and we wonder why shrimp cocktails are a delicacy.