Cannibalism: The Hot New Teen Craze

Interesting fact: pom-pons were invented in either 803 AD or 1932 depending on the universe in question. Originally used to intimidate opposing sports teams, cheerleaders would often use the fluttery texture to conceal weapons such as knives, maces, and small battle axes. During the game, cheerleaders would rustle their pom-poms, warning the opposition of what was to come. At the start of halftime, they would rush the stands while chanting war cries and swinging their weapons. After the Dolphin/Packers massacre of 2003, this traditional practice fell out of favor, as stadiums began selling team-branded spears. After Mito, Dolly, and Rob land in a penitentiary, they soon realize the situation is much, much worse than they initially expected. Zombies, basketballs, and witchcraft. Oh my!Let us know what you think of the show without waiting for a pigeon! Mr. Stanton is always looking for ways to improve.