Ep. 75: REVENGE OF THE TAKECEL feat. AgNONsis

“STARF*CKERS” a short video by AgNONsis:We regret to inform you that, after a brief hiatus, Poolhouse is BACKK—and he’s brought a friend: zoomer e-right “romantic fascist” wunderkind AgNONsis. You may remember him from Episode 69, his recent appearances on BareBactrian (RIP—don’t even get us started), and a widely-circulated X Space on the e-right media market, notably boosted by none other than Richard Spencer.With credentials like that, you might expect a slavish Musk-rat fanboy. But this is Here Comes the Backklash—come on now. AgNONsis joins Poolhouse not to pander, but to play, poke, and drag. Together, they offer some much-needed criticisms of the techbro-sponsored “right-wing” social media ecosystem currently tasked with running PR for the ascendant technocratic state.The anchor for this rapid-fire and hilarious conversation is AgNONsis’s recent satirical short, STARF*CKERS—a piece Poolhouse dubs a “pop art short film” and a “meme magic masterpiece.” What follows is a sniper-paced eulogy for whatever remains of “dissident” credibility among the based esoteric vitalists, Dimesquare dirtbags, and the various niche subgenres still propping up the Bronze Age Bari Weiss regime.It’s a takecel insurgency. Don’t call it a comeback–call it REVENGE.Follow AgNONsis - X dot comAgNONsis - Substack AgNONsis - Greatest Hits (X Thread)Epstein apologia? or just more shock jockery?2CB on AgNONsis(??):Poolhouse x AgNONsis: Esoteric Trumpism [December 2024]Program Notes(0:00) - the BAPshere as nu nu-metal(3:33) - we are so backk(6:33) - poolhouse stop trying to make takecel happen challenge(11:01) - the timeline is a business, mr. beale(16:06) - tech right ascendancy (18:@7) - epstein apologia, irony, authenticity, and absurdity(22:37) - TAKESELLERS, INC.(29:40) - Through a Tr*nnygate Darkly (32:57) - vitalist grab bag (43:00) - fully automated e-right logic (50:37) - known mechanics of a media market conspiracy(53:07) - charlottesville to bronze age bari weiss pipeline: an oral history of the e-right (1:02:29) - MEME MAGIC IS REAL(1:08:58) - revenge of the takecel(1:27:21) - reclamation of the sphere (1:29:42) - outro MixtapeDrowning Pool - Bodies Miss Kittin - Requiem for a Hit (Glove Radio Mix)NIN - Starfuckers, IncMinistry - Revenge (12” Extended Mix)goneMUNE - AMNESIA Du Hast (DJ Fat Maxx Deep Thoughts Remix)Dub Call Tonight (bumper)Ministry - Revenge (Squirrelly Years Version) This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com