Episode 12: Again With The Florida, Cholesterol Hands (EWW), Trump Is Number One, Condoms For Gaza, The MAGA Blame Game, and more

Episode 12 is chock full of dumb stories, just like the overstuffed week in the news! A Florida high school principal hosts a rager, while elsewhere in Florida a man eats so many meats and cheeses that cholesterol oozes from his pores (GROSS). I had a unique opportunity to tell the president that he is number one. The new White House Press Secretary straight-up lies about sending millions of dollars worth of condoms to Gaza. Trump doubles down on his ongoing bullshit about the elusive Great California Spigot. Republicans want to piss off Native Americans by putting Trump's double chins on Mount Rushmore. And a tragedy illustrates that the new president has yet another opportunity to remind us that for him there is no bottom.