Episode 188-The Covenant (2006) with Bret Laurie

This week on Dark Night of the Podcast, Roger is joined by guest co-host Bret Laurie to revisit the gloriously over-the-top 2006 witchy teen thriller The Covenant. Set in a world where shirtless prep school warlocks rule the halls, the film serves up a perfect storm of CGI chaos, brooding stares, and powers that seem to work whenever the plot needs them to. Roger and Bret lean all the way into the camp, breaking down the movie’s early-2000s aesthetic, its very obvious (and very entertaining) homoerotic energy, and a villain who clearly never met a mirror he didn’t love. They also talk magic rules that make absolutely no sense, fight scenes that look like supernatural Abercrombie ads, and why this movie somehow remains ridiculously watchable. It’s cheesy, it’s dramatic, and it might just be the ultimate time capsule of mid-2000s teen horror. Buckle up… the Sons of Ipswich have entered the chat.