Episode 399 ★ What Kind of Suck?

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 399 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, harvhat, ChadF, phifer, cbrooklyn, Sir Libre, Malachi, KiloRomeo, MakeHeroism, Lavish, bitpunk.fm, NetNed, ericpp, cottongin Intro/Outro: Lavaros - Afternoon Memories Look out for the latest solo Lavish Behind the Sch3m3s Ghost World HyperSpaceOut SUNDAY 7pm EST Catch up with ABS 'N A 6-PACK #266 Hot Crossed Ones Send self-addressed stamped envelopes, get surprises: PO BOX 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 Enjoy these pics from the text line: FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever mowed a lawn. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time You Ever drove an off-road vehicle. TOP THREE 33 Amtrak breakdown created a 'horror movie' scene, 33 trains have same problematic part (MLive) 33 wildfires in New Brunswick, 4 out of control (Global News) Murder suspect, 33, arrested in woods in his underwear after ex's new boyfriend shot dead (The Independent) Social media influencer, 33, randomly killed in Glendale road rage shooting (AZ Family) 33 pounds of cocaine found hidden inside car in Union County, NC, officials say (WBTV) 33 pounds of pills found inside Union County home (WBTV) NJ joints another lawsuit against Trump administration, bringing tally to 33 (New Jersey Monitor) Man sentenced to 12 years for 33-second ATM robbery in Ohio (Cleveland.com) Trump's DC takeover harkens back to a dark incident 33 years ago - when crime was far worse (The Guardian) Burger King executives put their money where their mouths are, buy 33 restaurants (Restaurant Business Magazine) Ex-Stone County deputy guilty of firearm sale, extortion; faces 33-month prison term (KATV) Tumalo man who had 33 Toy Australian Shepherds seized has a criminal history, including previous charges involving dogs (KTVZ) 33-year-old crypto mogul pleads guilty over $61 billion collapse (The Age) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Philippine actress resigns from Senate job after marijuana accusations (ANC YouTube) DEA publishes guide for talking to preschoolers about drugs (DEA) Drug slang quiz (DEA) Terrance Cole removed as emergency D.C. police commissioner (CBS) MAGA PAC endorses rescheduling (America First Agriculture YouTube) Rising crime, overdoses reflect pre-pandemic trends - not drug decriminalization - PSU study finds (Oregon Capital Chronicle) Pete Davidson on weed psychosis (The Breakfast Club / YouTube) METAL MOMENT Send moving karma to RevCyberTrucker! DuhLaurien brings Motive to Kill's Tsunami ON-CHAIN, OFF-CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Manna Google Play Store controversy (The Rage) Clark Moody Dashboard NoStrudel on zapstore.dev KC Bitcoiners coffee meetup at Maps 8:00 a.m. FRIDAY 8/22 KC Bitcoiners pool party 23rd -- contact Spence for deets KC Bitcoiners at Kauffman 8/29 FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Billy Joel auctioning motorcycle collection (YouTube) Scientists discover ancient whale with Pokemon face, predator bite (AP) Nashville ex-officer sentenced for groping OnlyFans star a year ago (FOX) LA man speaks after being arrested for blasting neighbors with horns (YouTube) FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive Walmart shrimp (ABC) NJ woman loses two rings on beach, has them returned by two strangers (Not the Bee) Michigan autoworker's wallet is found under a hood in Minnesota - 151k miles later (The Associated Press) Connecticut woman arrested for staging slip on banana in Goodwill parking lot (Not the Bee) Alabama dog buries human remains in front yard for fourth time this year (Not the Bee)